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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Harveygod posted:

How many piss-starters can there be? I think Retsupurae did 2 of them.

e: I'd like to add that those piss bottles looked much better than this sorry thing made from a Poland Spring bottle.

I looked it up and their gimmick is that their extendable piss spout can be attached to pretty much most beverage bottles you might have lying around in your car.

Apparently it also comes with a top cap you can screw into place so if someone fills up a pop bottle with piss, screws the lid on and then re-compacts the spout they might end up with a piss powered water rocket ricocheting around inside their car

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Apparently it also comes with a top cap you can screw into place so if someone fills up a pop bottle with piss, screws the lid on and then re-compacts the spout they might end up with a piss powered water rocket ricocheting around inside their car

Now I get it, OK.

Maera Sior
Jan 5, 2012

Chop Sunni posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1468459482/vortex-shadow-leather-bag

This backpack might be fine but all I can think about is pig-making GBS threads-on-balls.jpg

WTF is a "challenging urban life," and why does it require a leather bag that costs $220 (40% off retail!)?

Dogwood Fleet
Sep 14, 2013

Maera Sior posted:

WTF is a "challenging urban life," and why does it require a leather bag that costs $220 (40% off retail!)?



You never know when you're going to need your artist's tactical bowtie.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Dogwood Fleet posted:



You never know when you're going to need your artist's tactical bowtie.

Paint cans? Really? As if some hipster-rear end motherfucker with an expensive bag and iphone and camera and bowtie and rainbow sketchbook is going to go out and tag poo poo

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Actually, it's a comment on tagging.
:goonsay:

MrAptronym
Jan 4, 2007

"...And then there was Bitcoin."
I think I would hate the owner of each of their example loads. Do humans exist that would carry these specific sets of items?

Honestly though, the bag seems pretty nice overall? Assuming it is made decently.

Ein
Feb 27, 2002
.

Maera Sior posted:

WTF is a "challenging urban life,"

Writing personal essays/free-range blogging.

Maera Sior posted:

why does it require a leather bag that costs $220 (40% off retail!)?
Writing authentic personal essays/free-range blogging.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

:shrug:

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


:golfclap:

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
I've bought plenty of unnecessary fitness things, but this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfzLneUTB7U

Like nearly anything on Kickstarter it's a solution in search of a problem, but more.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Trabant posted:

I've bought plenty of unnecessary fitness things, but this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfzLneUTB7U

Like nearly anything on Kickstarter it's a solution in search of a problem, but more.

You're missing some of the best parts

'Can we tell you now that you've never felt ten pounds like this? It's the ability to change the shape of xChain that allows for untethered force-multiplying acceleration through every plane of direction. Accelerate, decelerate and re-accelerate.'

It literally only weighs 10 pounds.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
To be fully fair the momentum required to lift a weight is the distance from the axis of rotation multiplied by the weight of the object itself, so extending outwards would make it "heavier" in that regard

Still a dumb loving chain that only weights ten pounds though

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Squatting with that thing behind your back: totally not a waste of time.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/Polygon/status/964576464787136512

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time

Furia posted:

To be fully fair the momentum required to lift a weight is the distance from the axis of rotation multiplied by the weight of the object itself, so extending outwards would make it "heavier" in that regard

Still a dumb loving chain that only weights ten pounds though

You can do every one of those exercises with a simple dumbbell or kettlebell, a weight disk or just about anything that has weight. And for exercises like squatting or lunges you'd want something more than 10 pounds or you might just as well do them unweighted. I understand that the selling point here is that it can change shape, but it would be more useful if it could change WEIGHT without having a big set of dumbbells or one handle with several disks.

Still, it's not that much more stupid than most other "as seen on TV" home workout equipment that's supposed to hit EVERY muscle group with one amazing simple device. At least the XChain takes up way less space than the Total Gym or the Ab Circle Pro when it inevitably ends up spending the next century collecting dust under the bed.

celewign
Jul 11, 2015

just get us in the playoffs

What the gently caress

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

celewign posted:

What the gently caress

As I understand this, it started as a prank: a commentary on audiophiles. Except audiophiles were willing to actually buy the product. So the group behind it decided to just sell the pebbles as if they were a real thing.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

kjetting posted:

You can do every one of those exercises with a simple dumbbell or kettlebell, a weight disk or just about anything that has weight. And for exercises like squatting or lunges you'd want something more than 10 pounds or you might just as well do them unweighted. I understand that the selling point here is that it can change shape, but it would be more useful if it could change WEIGHT without having a big set of dumbbells or one handle with several disks.

Still, it's not that much more stupid than most other "as seen on TV" home workout equipment that's supposed to hit EVERY muscle group with one amazing simple device. At least the XChain takes up way less space than the Total Gym or the Ab Circle Pro when it inevitably ends up spending the next century collecting dust under the bed.

You can also make one yourself from some sand and an inner tube, or buy one for ~$50.

Ritznit
Dec 19, 2012

I'm crackers for cheese.

Ultra Carp

Well uh, as much as I like being optimistic, that sounds really drat bad. I appreciate the relative candor in the statement, at least, but if they've truly spent all the money on feature creep and now there is no game in sight, that's a really crappy sign.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Why the gently caress are there so many enamel pin Kickstarters? Did somebody just find a Chinese factory that makes enamel pins in small batches for super cheap?

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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Guy Goodbody posted:

Why the gently caress are there so many enamel pin Kickstarters? Did somebody just find a Chinese factory that makes enamel pins in small batches for super cheap?

Low production cost, low shipping cost, simple easy-to-make designs, and just a general popularity among consumers of random individual artist products.

If you wanna survive as an illustrator you pretty much need either a patreon or to sell consumer goods, and pins/charms are easier to store and ship than prints or shirts.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

A lot of those pin KS are successful, too. Plus a lot of other KS art projects will create a pin as an incentive, making it more exclusive/limited and thus desirable.

An awful one recently was of the “Ugandan Knuckles” avatar from VR Chat, but it got suspended a couple weeks in. Unsure if it was because it came off scammy (they were only asking for $400 - edit: that’s low end of average for these projects) or because of the racist connotations.

vvv I’m unsure of the copyright issue because there are successful KS for other properties all the time - Sailor Moon, Overwatch, etc.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL has a new favorite as of 13:44 on Feb 23, 2018

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I think it might have also been the copyright issue of selling merchandise of Knuckles.

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:


vvv I’m unsure of the copyright issue because there are successful KS for other properties all the time - Sailor Moon, Overwatch, etc.
It all just depends if someone cares enough to issue a takedown.
https://www.kickstarter.com/dmca/sailor-moon-cardcaptor-sakura-love-stained-glass-enamel-pins-sub

I don't see any recent Sega notices though, so I don't know what would have happened with the knuckles one.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Citizen'd again!

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Seriously, five enamel pin kickstarters launched today. Not just offering enamel pins as a reward, Kickstarters exclusively for enamel pins. This is an enamel pin bubble.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jake61341/the-gop-dumpster-fire-hard-enamel-pins?ref=newest&ref=discovery

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/984859650/hard-enamel-pig-pins?ref=newest&ref=discovery

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/880225963/change-of-heart-soft-enamel-pin?ref=newest&ref=discovery

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/saltdog/sushi-dragon-enamel-pin?ref=newest&ref=discovery

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1764386789/cute-neighbors-japanese-spring-festival-enamel-pin?ref=newest&ref=discovery

edit: six

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/252512404/kawaii-chibi-children-pins/description

Guy Goodbody has a new favorite as of 00:29 on Feb 24, 2018

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
I had absolutely no idea what an enamel pin was until they came up here. I’m still a little bit confused.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

I legit was considering getting the little sushi dragon pin because it is adorable and then I saw they wanted $30 for one pin. Jesus christ.

Edit: Nevermind, I mis-read because I am an idiot. Its only $13. That's reasonable.

You weren't kidding about exclusive pin Kickstarters....
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/collettejellis/noodle-dragon-enamel-pin
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/116403817/grumpy-fox-pun-enamel-pin-otter-and-squirrel-punny
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/alradeck/paleopins-cute-enamel-prehistoric-pins-v3
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1627622716/star-carrier-enamel-pins
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/232248944/chinese-zodiac-enamel-pins
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/246989043/here-there-be-dragons-enamel-pins
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/773789277/the-flock-red-winged-blackbird-enamel-pins
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/fleacircusdesigns/angel-and-demon-wings-enamel-lapel-pins
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cryptidcuties/cryptid-cuties-enamel-pins-of-fantastic-creatures

There's hundreds of projects for the things.

Dienes has a new favorite as of 02:44 on Feb 24, 2018

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle





loving hell, this will be my first "flopped" back.

littlebluellama
Jun 18, 2013

I am kind, brave and deserve love.

damnit, this is supposed to be the stupid kickstarter thread, not the delightful, appealing, shiny trinkets that I now want to buy kickstarter thread.

Somebody post something piss related, or a thing that like defaces or breaks an object you already have.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Another one went up while we were talking about it

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/iggi/stat-charm-enamel-pins?ref=newest&ref=discovery

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
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dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

littlebluellama posted:

damnit, this is supposed to be the stupid kickstarter thread, not the delightful, appealing, shiny trinkets that I now want to buy kickstarter thread.

Somebody post something piss related, or a thing that like defaces or breaks an object you already have.

Did you like Shape of Water?

Like it enough for a Shape of Water themed gently caress pillow?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/455286600/the-shape-of-water-daki

Sanguinary Novel
Jan 27, 2009
Aww it doesn't have the alternate side with his butt jutted into the air, but shyly

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

1. Guillermo gonna shut that down

2. It's not that hard to get a custom printed pillowcase.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Sanguinary Novel posted:

Aww it doesn't have the alternate side with his butt jutted into the air, but shyly

It can though, if you want it enough.

quote:

If the stretch goal of 5,000 is reached, a NSFW backside will be added !

Which like, what if you're the weirdo who for whatever reason wants one of whatever that is, but isn't so weird that you want the one that looks like it's down to gently caress. You're just a regular weirdo or maybe kid or some poo poo who wants that dumb monster as a pillow and then oh no it hits 5000 and now you get lumped in with the sexperverts instead of the normal social outcasts.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Kickstarters for enamel pins make sense. From what I know about them, once you have a design, you can commission basically however many you want. There's a fixed cost for making the molds, so if you can do a Kickstarter to fund the initial cost, you can keep some for yourself, or some to sell in person at conventions or something.

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
What I don't get about the enamel pins is how it fits with the Internet of Things and what their companion app would do. I assume there's some sort of DRM single-use pods too. Maybe they can blink to signal your mood or something?

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

ReidRansom posted:

It can though, if you want it enough.


Which like, what if you're the weirdo who for whatever reason wants one of whatever that is, but isn't so weird that you want the one that looks like it's down to gently caress. You're just a regular weirdo or maybe kid or some poo poo who wants that dumb monster as a pillow and then oh no it hits 5000 and now you get lumped in with the sexperverts instead of the normal social outcasts.

You joke but a lot of people buy them ~ironically~ so they can walk around with them at anime conventions or pose with them for their selfies for Imgur upvotes or whatever. It's enough of a thing that multiple game studios have done them as crowdfunding rewards.

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