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Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


SpacePig posted:

Not hockey, but:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4afzQyGo5Q

Troy State: 253
DeVry: 141
I think a more direct comparison to that game would be this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doZzrsDJo-4

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

YggiDee posted:

The game you want is this one: https://youtu.be/doZzrsDJo-4

That's the crazier score, but the Troy State-DeVry game more closely matched what ExecuDork was describing. Just people heaving the ball toward the net in seconds and scoring basically every time.

The one you posted also had much crazier poo poo going on, so is definitely the more entertaining video.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
One for the "But when will I use this math in real life?" students.



https://i.imgur.com/xHmt4gr.gifv

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

So leave it in forever and live your life looking like a Mad Max villain?

Please I need an answer ASAP.

Nah man, pull it out so you can look like Max after he destroys a mutant militia.

E: Watch that blood spray, you'll stain a wall or two if you angle it right.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


ilmucche posted:

Let's never talk about curling again

Stomped mixed doubles, though, which turns out is pretty cool and fun, much the way Rugby 7s was the more entertaining sport in Rio.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Phanatic posted:

One for the "But when will I use this math in real life?" students.



https://i.imgur.com/xHmt4gr.gifv
And he sticks the landing! (right into his face)

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


U-DO Burger posted:

So Slovakia is 82 times better than Bulgaria, but 18 times worse than Canada. If my math isn't failing me this means Canada would beat Bulgaria 1476-0

Canada would beat Bulgaria 8-0 because they're not dicks. :colbert:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

Canada would beat Bulgaria 8-0 because they're not dicks. :colbert:

Just enough to prove the point, then they'll turn it into a training session so the Bulgarians don't get completely rolled next time :3:

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
I want an all female cast Mighty Ducks remake with as the last 1/3 of the film. The credits will roll to "We Are the Champions" sung in broken English by the Bulgarian team as they stand around a bonfire created by the flipped Slovakian team's bus.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fizzymercy posted:

I want an all female cast Mighty Ducks remake with as the last 1/3 of the film. The credits will roll to "We Are the Champions" sung in broken English by the Bulgarian team as they stand around a bonfire created by the flipped Slovakian team's bus.

I'd rather have a movie about the American men's curling team somehow winning gold. There's a story there, I feel.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Randaconda posted:

I'd rather have a movie about the American men's curling team somehow winning gold. There's a story there, I feel.

Jonathon Coulton already did the theme song.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

ilmucche posted:


Let's never talk about curling again

No, we are absolutely going to talk about curling. That shameful men's display never would have happened if my cousin was still Team Skip. His son's angling to follow in dad's footsteps, so there's still hope for the future.

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
What society needs right now is a movie about a Jamaican curling team.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Avenging_Mikon posted:

No, we are absolutely going to talk about curling. That shameful men's display never would have happened if my cousin was still Team Skip. His son's angling to follow in dad's footsteps, so there's still hope for the future.

Wait what?

I didn't get to watch the game against the states, but was he running the cheryl bernard blank-everything-then-win strategy? How did the steal in the 8th go down?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Fantastic Flyer posted:

What society needs right now is a movie about a Jamaican curling team.

But how can we really make this movie about the struggles of white men?

I doubt anything will result from this, but hope is hope and I love pushing boulders up hills: http://theweek.com/speedreads/755741/fcc-chairman-ajit-pai-under-investigation-possible-collusion-sinclair-broadcasting

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://i.imgur.com/NJ05mS1.gifv

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://i.imgur.com/jQV1ia1.mp4

dumbass deer

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

ilmucche posted:

Wait what?

I didn't get to watch the game against the states, but was he running the cheryl bernard blank-everything-then-win strategy? How did the steal in the 8th go down?

He loving peeled off a guard he didn't mean to, and handed them 2 points, making it 4-2.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

KoRMaK posted:

dumbass deer

That’s redundant. Deer are the dumbest wild animals around.

https://youtu.be/lfcpADtpP8w

Unless they’re in season in a place where they can actually be hunted. Then they get temporarily smart.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

fickle poofterist posted:

Man I was laughing in my head the other day about that thread I wished I could find it

Couple of pages late but here you go:

Secret pheromone extraction method will allow all Goons to attract women!

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Phanatic posted:

That’s redundant. Deer are the dumbest wild animals around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfcpADtpP8w

Unless they’re in season in a place where they can actually be hunted. Then they get temporarily smart.

Thats exactly the vid I was thinking of

Mezzanon
Sep 16, 2003

Pillbug

Yvonmukluk posted:

Jonathon Coulton already did the theme song.

bad. wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X450tXmBKa8 (right, good)

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


KoRMaK posted:

Thats exactly the vid I was thinking of

If that is a highway they just jumped onto, I feel pretty loving bad for them and the cars they landed on/get run over by. Deer are really stupid (source: I live in Michigan), but that is just terrible and sad. :(

Edit: I bothered to actually read the video description and :( :( :(

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





She looks safe to me, schade is on the other team for having a crappy catcher

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

:bisonyes:

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Next time there's an active shooter situation maybe the sheriff should just release a bunch of deer into the halls. Would be a good deterrent and distraction.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Randaconda posted:

I'd rather have a movie about the American men's curling team somehow winning gold. There's a story there, I feel.

https://slate.com/culture/2018/02/john-shuster-and-the-underdog-us-mens-curling-team-will-play-for-gold-in-pyeongchang.html

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Phanatic posted:

That’s redundant. Deer are the dumbest wild animals around.

https://youtu.be/lfcpADtpP8w

Unless they’re in season in a place where they can actually be hunted. Then they get temporarily smart.

I'm pretty sure that's just an indictment on hunters.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

son of a bitch

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
https://i.imgur.com/xEPm3PY.mp4

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

"Heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

KoRMaK posted:

Next time there's an active shooter situation maybe the sheriff should just release a bunch of deer into the halls. Would be a good deterrent and distraction.

Nah just release three but paint the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on their sides :xd::xd::downs:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

KoRMaK posted:

Next time there's an active shooter situation maybe the sheriff should just release a bunch of deer into the halls. Would be a good deterrent and distraction.

Don't worry guys, Trump's got this (crosspost from Hottest Take thread):


quote:

Florida school shooting: Trump says 'I would have run in unarmed'

quote:

US President Donald Trump has said he would have run in to the Florida high school where 17 people were shot dead this month even if he was not armed.

"I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon," Mr Trump told a group of state governors gathered at the White House.



This may well be the least believable bullshit that has ever come out of his mouth.

EPICAC
Mar 23, 2001

Gorilla Salad posted:

Don't worry guys, Trump's got this (crosspost from Hottest Take thread):




This may well be the least believable bullshit that has ever come out of his mouth.

Lie of the loving century right there.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/968231098059841537

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Well, I mean he does have secret service backup.

But yeah, dude can't even walk around with other world leaders without a golf cart. I'd have honestly respected him more if he said he'd have ridden his cart in.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
Jellyfreude? Schadenfish?

https://i.imgur.com/4j2ANgR.gifv

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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/95cKCeC.mp4

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