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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice



owned

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Relevant Tangent posted:

gently caress a military parade, DC is already bullshit enough thanks.
lmao imagine tanks rolling around DC and loving up the garbage streets even worse

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Thank you

President trump

For tearing the masks off
For purging the poisonous lie that is decorum
For unblurring the lines

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Relevant Tangent posted:

gently caress a military parade, DC is already bullshit enough thanks.

roll out the fucktombs

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Grey Fox posted:

lmao imagine tanks rolling around DC and loving up the garbage streets even worse

Naw man do it
Imagine an abrams breaking down in the middle of DC due to a legendary pothole

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Grey Fox posted:

lmao imagine tanks rolling around DC and loving up the garbage streets even worse

gl w/ all the traffic circles

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





:supaburn:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Jesus gently caress.

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/968276220172521472

"long-term nonreligious fasting"

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Listening to the daily right now, it sounds like the pussy direction liberals will push for instead of gun control are laws allowing cops to get a warrant to seize people's guns if there's reports about the dude. I'm sure this wouldn't be abused or misused in some creative way no one can predict

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Hahahahahahhaha

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Today’s Trump Schedule
Tuesday, February 27, 2018

quote:

11:00 am || Meets with Republican members of the Senate on renewable fuel standards
Noon || Receives the Boy Scouts of America Report to the Nation
2:45 pm || Meets with Republican members of the House of Representatives about trade; Cabinet Room
4:00 pm || Makes an announcement regarding additional leadership in the White House Initiative on Historically Black Colleges and Universities

Live stream of White House briefing at 2:00 pm

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

An entire platoon disappears in the ever shifting sinkholes

The rhythmic stomping awakens the ancient guardian of the swamp and it snags an f35 from the air and swallows it whole

A plague of frogs will amass and cheer on the bringer of the endtimes.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

shovelbum posted:

I never understood this, I thought the casinos were supposed to have basically private armies. Were they all falling back to defend the cash or something?

I mean, yeah? You didn't think security was there for your safety did you?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

What the gently caress

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

prefect posted:

Jesus gently caress.

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/968276220172521472

"long-term nonreligious fasting"

didn’t kelly support shoving food up people’s asses and calling it force feeding?

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Who will win:

The might of the most advanced army on earth

A holey boi

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/968468516721459200?s=19

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/968472305700503553

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Grey Fox posted:

lmao imagine tanks rolling around DC and loving up the garbage streets even worse

they're going to have to preemptively reinforce the streets

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Relevant Tangent posted:

they're going to have to preemptively reinforce the streets

that'll take a lot more than a week

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Mariana Horchata posted:

gl w/ all the traffic circles

oh my god if 2018 delivers a looping gif of military tanks going around in a DC roundabout

Sidda
Oct 14, 2012

fits my needs posted:

didn’t kelly support shoving food up people’s asses and calling it force feeding?

Yeah he totally did

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



So thaumaturges are now on ICE's poo poo list; great; fantastic. :ughh:

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Grab your torches and pitchforks, boys! It's time for a

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Wait do people think the "actually semi autos are no more effective for mass murder from an elevated position than bolt actions" are my actual thoughts and not just laughing at tfr??

To be fair to tfr several people in the thread pointed out to that guy how dumb he is

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Inspector Hound posted:

Listening to the daily right now, it sounds like the pussy direction liberals will push for instead of gun control are laws allowing cops to get a warrant to seize people's guns if there's reports about the dude. I'm sure this wouldn't be abused or misused in some creative way no one can predict

Nothing is going to happen, no laws are going to pass. Maybe an executive order on bump stocks, that's it, that's the totality of what's going to change at the national level.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/NYTLiz/status/968258692461355013

Wisconsin sounds hosed lmao

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Relevant Tangent posted:

I mean, yeah? You didn't think security was there for your safety did you?

Dozens dead damages brand integrity

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Billzasilver posted:

oh my god if 2018 delivers a looping gif of military tanks going around in a DC roundabout

its a supremely dumb gently caress idea - prob filled under 'if he brings up again someone open ur phone and wave a pic of some blonde w/ big tits in his face until pacified' (bonus points if its his own daughter - oh wait...)

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

2DCAT posted:

Like... How does no one forsee a mass shooting incident when a bunch of people with concealed weapons try to intervene, and then get killed by law enforcement over all of the confusion

they got this problem where they are super dumb in the brain area

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


Lol i can imagine ghis guy walking in firat day on the job and the office is all idiocracy

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

2DCAT posted:

Like... How does no one forsee a mass shooting incident when a bunch of people with concealed weapons try to intervene, and then get killed by law enforcement over all of the confusion

Krabboss
Nov 11, 2016

MY HUSBAND'S PARSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
I finish cleaning the barrel of my rifle with a pipe cleaner. The bristles exit the orifice with a subtle scratching vibration that send tingles through my arm, and down to my increasingly turgid cock. I'm feeling adventurous. I bolt upright and slowly creak open my bedroom door. I peer out... silence. "Nobody's home," I say, looking skyward. "Thank you, God."

I undress, and lower myself onto my American flag bedsheets. Already I can tell this won't take long. My 4 inch, cut, all-American cock is leaking in anticipation. "Don't you think this pipe could do with a good cleaning too?" Jesus doesn't respond, but I can tell below the frame of his portrait on my wall, he is jerking his cock too. With the lord's blessing, I shove the pipe cleaner into my urethra and begin to masturbate. Filling just one hole wouldn't be enough, though, so I reach for my newly polished gun.

My pa always said I have a good aim and he's more right than he'll ever know. The end of my rifle was at the entrance of my bussy in an instant. "I'll warm you up, buddy," I whisper, forcing the crude tool inside me. It stirs something deep inside, not just in my balls, but in my bowels. I'm close to cumming, but better than that, I'm close to making GBS threads! I'm a big believer in the second amendment, but right now this cold steel is going to get a hot number two amendment. I begin to flood the barrel with liquid crap. My cock spasms in unison, straining to pump cum past the pipe cleaner.

"I should clean up fast before my father, Fred Trump, arrives home," I think to myself, before drifting off to sleep.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


:randno:

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Lol i can imagine ghis guy walking in firat day on the job and the office is all idiocracy

The worst part: He's 'Not Sure'.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

love 2 live in a vonnegut novel

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

UFOTacoMan posted:

they got this problem where they are super dumb in the brain area

Yeah this is why I maintain that a country without our weird chud gun culture could have our loose gun laws without real consequences. Maybe there's something universal that draws idiots to carrying guns, though.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

shovelbum posted:

Dozens dead damages brand integrity

Does it? Can you remember the name of the casino the guy shot from without looking it up? More importantly, can you name the security company that was involved? There's zero repercussions to failing to do your job on an individual level and it just scales up.

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FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

oh my god

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