|
Danaru posted:Hard cider is the best booze because it's cheap and also tastes great If you can get your hands on some Monteith's, that's the legit best I have ever had. Otherwise McKenzie's just came out with a black cherry cider that is great. Woodchuck though, is the best "basic" cider. feedmegin posted:Me I like me a 3l jug of Carlo Rossi Paisano This is what I use in my "sangria". Skutter's Guaranteed to gently caress You Up Sangria 1 3L of Carlo Rossi wine (the rosé has made the best batch so far) 1 750mL bottle of triple sec 1 750 mL bottle of peach brandy 2-3 2L bottles of ginger ale (Vernor's is superior) 1 bag of frozen mixed berries Oranges, sliced Pour the wine, triple sec, and brandy in a 2:1:1 ratio, fill the remaining space in the pitcher with ginger ale, add sliced oranges and frozen berries for ultimate fanciness. This tastes like candy and seems like an "adult" beverage, but you will get knocked in the head.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:26 |
|
|
# ? May 31, 2024 03:12 |
|
andrew smash posted:I read an article once that claimed selling the same wine under the same name but with an animal on the label increased sales by a huge factor. I have no idea if their data was good or not but I like their conclusion because it gives me a reason I can live with for why yellow tail is so loving popular People love animals, gothic text, and references to sex acts that destroy workplaces
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:27 |
|
Danaru posted:My(19f) Boyfriend(23m) is jealous of me meeting the guy I catfished for 6 years. If she really wants to go and doesn't have any ulterior motives why doesn't she just have her bf go with her? I mean it's a terrible idea to begin with (high chance for murder and all), but that seems like an easy fix if she's determined to follow through with it. It's because she wants the option to hook up with the guy.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:29 |
A few details about the wine party Kool-aid man story that I got from the comments: *She and her husband have hosted hundreds of parties for their friends, which are all done his way. More if you count numerous smaller things like poker nights. *Her husband makes an effort to be the center of attention of all parties. Insists they host all the parties for their friends. *He didn't wait until the party was even over. It had a "scheduled" end time of 11 and he showed up started his party at 10:30. *She wanted the calmer party not just for the atmosphere but the easier clean up, earlier bed time, and easier Sunday after. Instead she had to clean up after the wilder after party(which included vomit on her neighbors sidewalk). *He barely participated in the clean up and instead went golfing, which is apparently the norm for the parties. I'm firmly in the camp of "This guy's an rear end in a top hat" despite the story being funny in a vacuum. She could be lying or leaving out details of course, but all we have is her story to go on so wilderthanmild fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Feb 27, 2018 |
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:32 |
|
Caganer posted:Searching for "pretentious" brings up some gems: When you work all the time you tend to talk about what happens at work all he time. On the other hand this gets boring and tedious to listen to.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:32 |
|
People cant tell what the hell wine is in the bottle, all the flavors on the bottle are made up, and people in general prefer sweet wines. Also, Janice Im glad youve been a stay at home mom for 30 years but Cabernet Sauvignon is trash just like your attempt at a zesty appetizer.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:33 |
|
quote:*She wanted the calmer party not just for the atmosphere but the easier clean up, earlier bed time, and easier Sunday after. Instead she had to clean up after the wilder after party(which included vomit on her neighbors sidewalk). TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:33 |
|
The ideal wine bottle is called Black Cat Plein D’eponges and has the same typeface as hit topic cosmetics
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:36 |
|
My [27M] girlfriend [23F] of one year is making fun of the media I like and calls me pretentiousquote:I've loved classical music since I was a teen, I listened to Gould playing Bach, Rubinstein playing Chopin, Bernstein directing Mahler, and so many more. In college I also really got into movies, I was interested in them before but around that time I became really invested in them, I'd watch everything by the great directors like Bergman, Ozu, Malick (well the early works), Tarkovsky, Fellini, etc. My tastes aren't exactly mainstream but I never really cared, I always loved talking to others about films even if we didn't have the same taste and I never put anyone down for what they liked. i guess he should only listen to weird vaporwave when he cleans? not sure what the gf wants
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:36 |
|
Al Borland Corp. posted:If he's that worried he can get a vasectomy. They can be undone Ummmm they can if you're super lucky but it is by no means a sure thing. It's not designed to be reversible.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:36 |
|
Pick posted:People love animals, gothic text, and references to sex acts that destroy workplaces okay what's the sex act Vladimir Putin posted:When you work all the time you tend to talk about what happens at work all he time. On the other hand this gets boring and tedious to listen to. i dunno man people love gross medical stories
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:37 |
|
Skutter posted:2-3 2L bottles of ginger ale (Vernor's is superior) Michigander spotted
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:38 |
|
Caganer posted:My [27M] girlfriend [23F] of one year is making fun of the media I like and calls me pretentious On the one hand his girlfriend is a bitch, on the other hand this is the biggest square ever lmao
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:38 |
|
Anyone that thinks classical music, in and of itself, is pretentious is an irredeemable simpleton.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:40 |
|
tactlessbastard posted:Anyone that thinks classical music, in and of itself, is pretentious is an irredeemable simpleton. To be fair hea basically listening to pop hits of the era so maybe shes just trying to get him into deeper cuts and more experimental orchestral arrangements.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:01 |
|
Barudak posted:To be fair hea basically listening to pop hits of the era so maybe shes just trying to get him into deeper cuts and more experimental orchestral arrangements. yeah gently caress pianos it's all about phone noises, playstaion startup sounds, and a snare drum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T6pgZdFLP0
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:04 |
|
Caganer posted:My [27M] girlfriend [23F] of one year is making fun of the media I like and calls me pretentious Some people are really insecure about having lowbrow tastes, and treat liking anything more challenging than Star Wars as a threat.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:10 |
|
That party thread keeps getting better and better. Her comments are insane. She is literally his bang maid.quote:Last football season when the Cowboys played the Redskins I specifically went out of town to see my sister the week after. I thought that if I wasn't there to clean up after he and his friends he'd get so sick of the mess he'd jump in and clean it up. Well not only did he not clean up after that game, he didn't clean up after poker night on Tuesday, he didn't clean up after college games on Saturday and he didn't clean up after the NFL games on Sunday. I arrived Sunday night to beer cans literally coating our floor and empty pizza boxes and Chinese food containers. "unmentionable reasons" quote:he has a good job, he's very funny and fun to be around plus other unmentionable reasons that no one has ever even come close to matching for me. But he's a lot like a big kid. Guess he has a big dick?
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:11 |
|
she's gonna have to jump on that hand grenade and marry him so they can buy a house, fill it with pristine furniture, and her only play at that point is to banish him to a basement Man Cave that he can stink up to his own satisfaction. and thus the life cycle of white people continues
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:14 |
|
I (29M) left my dog with my sister (23F) for the night. Didn't like what I saw when I picked dog up, sister says i'm pretentiousquote:I left my 11 month old dog with my sister for the night of Canada day so she wouldn't have to be kennelled all day and night. I knew my sister would probably be out for a bit and that some people would be partying at her house. At the time I thought it wouldn't bother me.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:15 |
|
andrew smash posted:Guess he has a big dick? It’s as big around as a beer can. Come to think of it, she’s never seen him naked with the lights on...
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:15 |
|
I... I think he might actually be four toddlers in a grown man suit.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:15 |
|
Let your dog own a bong
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:17 |
|
andrew smash posted:That party thread keeps getting better and better. Her comments are insane. She is literally his bang maid. The fromage umbrage continues. Trapped by the good dick.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:19 |
|
Man baby death panel
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:20 |
|
MAN BABY DEATH PANEL
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:21 |
|
women are so emotional if you'd been to business school like op's husband op would realize RATIONAL ACTORS react to INCENTIVES and if you keep sexing and cleaning he is being told he doesn't need to do anything but fart and watch football.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:25 |
|
They’re happy to live in filth though, like women HAvE to civilize men, theyregross. Hugh once had me sit down and he went to his kitchen to get cold plain rice and ate it out of the box mournfully while complaining it was old and he’s pathetic and I’m like ..... also he offered me no rice
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:27 |
|
Caganer posted:I (29M) left my dog with my sister (23F) for the night. Didn't like what I saw when I picked dog up, sister says i'm pretentious Some dogs like weed and beer.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:29 |
|
Bloo bloo bloo māmā would cry if she saw this old rice I eat bloo bloo Pick: *eating disorderishly thinks even old rice sounds p yummy rn*
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:29 |
|
My (33F) husband (33M) of 10 years started peeing on me in the showerquote:Lately my husband and I have been taking more showers together. I’m in a low space so it helps to have him clean me. the edit really takes it from to
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:31 |
|
Caganer posted:My (33F) husband (33M) of 10 years started peeing on me in the shower Apparently only broke brains dislike getting pissed on in this world of 2018 hosed up, but the evidence is there
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:33 |
|
The_end posted:Some dogs like weed and beer. Friend of mines family collected damaged and defected Chihuahuas from the pound and the real mean mugging one who had such a hosed up back leg it fused pointing completely paralell to his torso would follow anybody around the house who even smelled like pot and would move from lap to lap following the bowl/joint/bong around and getting hotboxed until it would roll on the floor actually happy. God rest you tiny pot dog.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:34 |
|
i just remembered E/N exists lmfaoquote:I'm a long time lurker, rare poster. This will be long: Caganer fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Feb 27, 2018 |
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:36 |
|
Caganer posted:i just remembered E/N exists lmfao That's amazing That you thought helldumping goons was a good idea
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:37 |
|
I haven't been in posting form today but I've been ing at the Party Guy story That guy sounds more and more like a beer-commercial protagonist with every post (beer commercial protagonists do not make good husbands) he's basically Slurms Mackenzie like, right down to the part where his long-suffering wife only stays with him because he's really good at sex
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:37 |
|
Blade Runner posted:That dude owns actually, because all I can picture is a boring loving snooty wine tasting interrupted by a guy bursting into the room like a loving Ftfy Edit: I just read a little farther to where you made that same joke. Damnit. Bored fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Feb 27, 2018 |
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:38 |
|
That dog was a girl...
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:38 |
|
Ham Sandwiches posted:That's amazing i edited it so it doesn't point back to the op, if the mods still don't think it's ok i'll happily edit the post out entirely, but i'm pretty sure publicly posted info isn't "helldumping"
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:39 |
|
|
# ? May 31, 2024 03:12 |
|
I'd have liked wine+cheese party although I don't drink alcohol. I'd have tasted the wines to be a good sport.Admiral Ray posted:Posting this based on the title alone. On a more serious note, she should take legal and social action against him.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:39 |