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i dont think the Hormel™ Piss-lympics is really gonna take off
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triple sulk posted:$420.69 plus tip
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Billzasilver posted:hi what’s the most expensive cut of beef than I can cook until it tastes the same as shank ribeye cap steak might or might not be as expensive as tenderloin, but its far more offensive
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MAYO FETISH posted:i dont think the Hormel™ Piss-lympics is really gonna take off ha, you think they're gonna hold piss-lympics in NEW YORK CITY
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alnilam posted:so amazing of them to invent it and quite a shame that romald reagan preëmptively plagiarized it decades prior NOT YOU TOO
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cumshitter posted:i dont think so lol it WAS that guy " And of course, Rhinehart did not forget clothing. He explained that cotton uses 20,000 litres per kilogram, so he had to remove clothes made of cotton from his wardrobe. His outfit of choice is now some kind of jumpsuit – the kind that fumigators wear. Apparently, it’s called Nomex, a meta-aramid invented by DuPont in the 1960s. I’m no fashion expert, but I think the outfit would be complete if accessorised by a gas mask. “Nomex is a fantastic material used in applications as diverse as circuit boards, loudspeakers, and clothing. Made via condensation from m-phenylenediamine and isophthaloyl chloride, its production uses no water. I found a Nomex flight suit on Alibaba and added a “Soylent” patch. I love it. It’s cheap, simple, comfortable, and fireproof, just in case,” Rhinehart wrote. "
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lmao what https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/969034908713840640
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Mar 1, 2018 04:12
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Billzasilver posted:hi what’s the most expensive cut of beef than I can cook until it tastes the same as shank Kobe flank steak
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my strategy to snag that coveted #1 spot for longest piss in the world ever is to slowly enlarge my prostate to just under the size of your regular every day grapefruit. this will give me the cutting edge piss control ill need to "drip" that bladder empty baby
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shovelbum posted:lol it WAS that guy dr venture irl its a SPEEDSUIT
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:lmao what hey kurt, i think hope hicks had questions about "tentacle porn"
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Billzasilver posted:
not apropos, but https://youtu.be/TAQqdf2hlek
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prostate cancer is just a small road bump in the long journey towards success
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:lmao what i wanna watch this goober and eric trump debate with the cameras rly close to their faces
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who knows where the whims of fate may lead us
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:lmao what https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq5i0tSCRIc
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:lmao what Kurt is an anime badass in his own head *eye twinkle*
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shovelbum posted:lol it WAS that guy a good choice, when the world is on fire and theres an abundance of slippery liquids everywhere
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soylent guy choosing to wear gray 60s plastic soviet jumpsuits from the apple 1984 commercial owns
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piss is beautiful, in all its many forms
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David Attenborough stop watching me pee
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:lmao what lmao kurt
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i piss, therefore i am i am, therefore i piss
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oh no, the soylent factory is burning down! soylent guy: i will save our precious files and secret formulas! *runs into building* *cut to firefighters lolling at his perfectly preserved suit filled with ash*
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cumshitter posted:i dont think so *squeezing two jumbo sized ketchup bottles all over my well done jeans* "triggered libs??"
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Rah! posted:i piss, therefore i am i'm going to shove you into a VCR
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triple sulk posted:ok so let's just put ranch dressing all over a pizza too and whatever other loving disgusting variants exist i made a salmon pizza w/ goat cheese (being the main cheese player) & mozz & parm (filling out the rest of the cheese part) on kale pesto all over an olive oil/brown butter/roasted garlic base on (ofc) homemade dough it was surprisingly really good but i acknowledge it reads as a loving disgusting variant
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forgot to put the bathroom key back and accidentally stole it from the office oops
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Do not, my friends, become addicted to piss. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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Shear Modulus posted:forgot to put the bathroom key back and accidentally stole it from the office oops thank god it wasn't the bathroom gun!
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Shear Modulus posted:forgot to put the bathroom key back and accidentally stole it from the office oops holy poo poo you stole a bathroom? w2g
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Unperson_47 posted:white power rangers *tiger
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Shear Modulus posted:forgot to put the bathroom key back and accidentally stole it from the office oops so is everybody locked out of the bathroom or is it going to be the splatoon of office bathrooms since everyone's allowed in
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Bearjew posted:Do not, my friends, become addicted to piss. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence! it's just a fetish, bearjew
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juche avocado posted:i made a salmon pizza w/ goat cheese (being the main cheese player) & mozz & parm (filling out the rest of the cheese part) on kale pesto all over an olive oil/brown butter/roasted garlic base on (ofc) homemade dough honeslty had to suppress an urge to gag reading that
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like im pretty sure nomex production probably wastes comical quantities of water somehow
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i can quit ANY TIME I WANT
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the healing power of dehydrated Piss Crystals
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Squizzle posted:*tiger_uppercut
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Attack the Medal of Honor recipient, Trump. Do it! https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/969048170599780352
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