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Mar 1, 2018 22:36
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Meme Emulator posted:How are so many people stabbing or slicing themselves when cutting avacodos It's the millenial curse I've never cut myself while cutting something, but I have absolutely cut myself while washing a kitchen knife
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Mar 1, 2018 22:39
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Meme Emulator posted:How are so many people stabbing or slicing themselves when cutting avacodos I find it particularly impressive because you don't even need a sharp knife to cut an avocado. Pretend I posted that picture of a dude who somehow rammed a steak knife all the way through the pit, the other side of the avocado, and his hand.
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Mar 1, 2018 22:39
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Meme Emulator posted:How are so many people stabbing or slicing themselves when cutting avacodos the reason millenials can't afford houses is not the avocado, it's the 50k in medical bills after they slice a tendon and pick up some weird antibiotic resistant infection from their geriatric roomie who won't shut up about korea
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Mar 1, 2018 22:41
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chitoryu12 posted:That would explain all the football players getting charged with domestic violence. They step on the lawn and their instincts take over and WHAM they bodyslam their wife. i shouldn't have laughed out loud at this (but i did) plus: content! I [30/F] wrote a book about my ex [29/m]. Should I let him know?Non-Romantic (self.relationships) quote:A 60,000+ word memoir about our year together-- from meeting each other, to adventures we went on to breaking up and moving on. I finally put the cover and text files together so I could send it to the self-publisher today. I like how she makes out like she's the next Augusten Burroughs but really she's just the chick from Crazy Ex Girlfriend but with an MFA from Iowa[/quote] Ted Mosby: Sex Architect: The Book
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Mar 1, 2018 22:47
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(Washington) My Ex was harassing me, I recorded everything and gave it to police. He told me it was against the law to record him without his consent. Help?(self.legaladvice)quote:I'm 19, I was dating (or more like seeing) a 23-year old guy for a few weeks, but he was starting to creep me out, so I broke up with him. Then all hell broke loose. He started texting and calling me, sometimes he was just calling me names, but often he was threatening me, like for example that he was going to bash my head in, kill me, all kinds of stuff. I thought he was just gonna stop eventually, but one night he called me that I will never be safe again in my home and the next day I found a dead guinea pig on our doorstep. That's when I realized it was really serious, so I started recording everything and I recorded several of his threatening calls. All this happened over the course of a few days, I then finally told my mom and we went to police together, they took our statements. I gave them the recordings and photos of the guinea pig. One of the officers also told us that we have enough to apply for restraining order, so we're going to do that.
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Mar 1, 2018 23:06
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Call a lawyer, but give them time to soak in their pants with sexual excitement as the orgasmically shout “Ill take the case!”
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Mar 1, 2018 23:08
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Caganer posted:(Washington) My Ex was harassing me, I recorded everything and gave it to police. He told me it was against the law to record him without his consent. Help?(self.legaladvice) I think I know what prompted this search  Anyway I don't know much about WA state laws but if she already brought this stuff to the cops and they went "yikes, ok here's your restraining order" it seems pretty unlikely that they're gonna follow that up with "oh btw you did a crime and we're taking you to jail now so your ex can laugh at you" at a later date
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Mar 1, 2018 23:10
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My ex-wife [40F] doesn’t like the way I [45M] spend time with our daughter [11F]. She thinks I spoil her too much.quote:Ex-wife (May) and I have been divorced for 10 years. We split amicably and have a 50/50 split custody of our daughter, Amy. I have her on Friday, Saturday, Sunday and ex has her on Mon-Thurs. May has always pushed our daughter to excel academically. I wasn’t opposed to it initially because I think it is important to do well in school but my ex-wife is really going overboard lately. She has our daughter going for supplementary math, science and art classes after school and signed her up for piano and violin classes. Amy has school from 7:30 am to 2 pm. After that she has supplementary classes from 3 – 5 pm. Her mother gives her assignments to complete every day from assessment books that she does until 7:30pm. Then her mother will mark the assessments and go over them with her. After that she has to complete her homework and then she goes to bed. She is allowed to watch 30 mins of TV everyday. I don’t agree with this and have spoken to ex wife about it but she doesn’t want to budge. May is paranoid about Amy not living to her “academic potential”.
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Mar 1, 2018 23:12
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People are weird. Why yes, I took a call from a person who has a history of threatening to kill me. Why yes, I will have a conversation about my future with a dude that just threatened and tripped me.
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Mar 1, 2018 23:13
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loquacius posted:Anyway I don't know much about WA state laws but if she already brought this stuff to the cops and they went "yikes, ok here's your restraining order" it seems pretty unlikely that they're gonna follow that up with "oh btw you did a crime and we're taking you to jail now so your ex can laugh at you" at a later date yeah even if what she did is technically illegal there's no way the police will press any charges that the guy who is mutilating animals and leaving death threats might want to raise. he's just trying to manipulate her Haifisch posted:My ex-wife [40F] doesn’t like the way I [45M] spend time with our daughter [11F]. She thinks I spoil her too much. making your child work a 60+ hour week is a great way to burn them out. drat let your kid be a kid dont try to mold them into a neurotic mess boner confessor fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Mar 1, 2018 |
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Mar 1, 2018 23:14
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loquacius posted:I think I know what prompted this search haha it's on the front page of /r/legaladvice but yeah the anon thread made me read it and a commenter brought up this exception: quote:(2) Notwithstanding subsection (1) of this section, wire communications or conversations (a) of an emergency nature, such as the reporting of a fire, medical emergency, crime, or disaster, or (b) which convey threats of extortion, blackmail, bodily harm, or other unlawful requests or demands, or (c) which occur anonymously or repeatedly or at an extremely inconvenient hour, or (d) which relate to communications by a hostage holder or barricaded person as defined in RCW 70.85.100, whether or not conversation ensues, may be recorded with the consent of one party to the conversation. also there's such a thing as "prosecutorial discretion" and people have a right to a jury trial so i doubt they'd prosecute her for it. though without the exception they might just slap a restraining order on the guy rather than actually charge him.
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Mar 1, 2018 23:15
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Yeah there are legal protections in place which is why shes nothing to worry about. Well i mean hes absolutely going to try and kill her but the recording thing shell be fine.
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Mar 1, 2018 23:20
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Meme Emulator posted:How are so many people stabbing or slicing themselves when cutting avacodos because of the big stone the most obvious way to cut an avocado is to cup it in your off hand while cutting it so you can rotate it to move the knife around the stone, rather than using a chopping board like you would for something that could just be cut in one stroke, thus exposing said off hand to knifing.
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Mar 1, 2018 23:27
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Haifisch posted:My ex-wife [40F] doesn’t like the way I [45M] spend time with our daughter [11F]. She thinks I spoil her too much. That daughter is gonna hate the gently caress out of her mom when she grows up. Also musical instruments. And supplementary classes.
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Mar 1, 2018 23:42
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Midnight Voyager posted:That daughter is gonna hate the gently caress out of her mom when she grows up. Also musical instruments. And supplementary classes. 100% ex wife is getting pissed because her daughter wants to hang out with dad more often because dad's house isn't violin work camp and she can just zone out and play minecraft
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Mar 1, 2018 23:45
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That 11 year old is going to totally fall apart once she doesn't have her mom scheduling every single minute of her day Source: experience
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Mar 1, 2018 23:49
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Haifisch posted:My ex-wife [40F] doesn’t like the way I [45M] spend time with our daughter [11F]. She thinks I spoil her too much. And people wonder why school shootings are everywhere these days...
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Mar 1, 2018 23:50
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An 11 year old is doing schoolwork for 12 hours a day BEFORE STARTING HOMEWORK. What the actual gently caress. And that's not even counting music lessons and poo poo. A good way to make sure a kid doesn't reach their potential is to burn them out by age 13.
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Mar 2, 2018 00:17
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That little girl is going to rebel so hard. The mother is pushing way too hard way too early.
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Mar 2, 2018 00:25
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Forcing your kid to learn the two instruments that the other parent plays against her will is a real special gently caress you but i'll concede it's strategic brilliance.
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Mar 2, 2018 00:32
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ArbitraryC posted:yeah from the comments it sounds like she doesn't actually have to transfer the tickets and right now the coworker is just out 450 with the promise of receiving them, they don't actually have the tickets to hold hostage or anything. OP should just tell the co-worker she didn't win the lottery this year.
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Mar 2, 2018 01:01
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Fatkraken posted:because of the big stone the most obvious way to cut an avocado is to cup it in your off hand while cutting it so you can rotate it to move the knife around the stone, rather than using a chopping board like you would for something that could just be cut in one stroke, thus exposing said off hand to knifing. Yes, if you have zero cooking/knife skills at all this is how you handle an avocado or bagel. If so your parents failed you.
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Mar 2, 2018 01:07
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My boss [50's F] threatening to fire me [27F] if I miss work tomorrow.Non-Romantic (self.relationships)quote:Last year I had a lot of medical issues relating to my anxiety/depression that caused me to miss a good chunk of work and in January I sat down with my boss and made a plan for recovery/improved attendance at work. Since then I've been to the doctor and followed all aspects of this plan to a T. However, one stipulation of this "plan" is that I absolutely cannot miss a Friday or Saturday at work without "prior approval".
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Mar 2, 2018 01:10
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Give the boss your flu. Touch everything at work and make him learn the hard way.
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Mar 2, 2018 01:13
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Shoulda thought of that before you got sick. Better spruce up that résumé.
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Mar 2, 2018 01:16
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BadSamaritan posted:Give the boss your flu. Touch everything at work and make him learn the hard way. Or get as many coworkers as sick as possible, especially those that answer phones for the boss/owners.
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Mar 2, 2018 01:19
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i'd be stinkpalming everything i could get my grubby paws on
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Mar 2, 2018 01:21
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Designate the area behind your chair the splatter zone and post one of these signs:
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Mar 2, 2018 01:46
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Caganer posted:(Washington) My Ex was harassing me, I recorded everything and gave it to police. He told me it was against the law to record him without his consent. Help?(self.legaladvice) Dead guinea pig? How could anyone kill a guinea pig?! Kill that man. (Hanging out with my guinea pig rn) LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Mar 2, 2018 |
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Mar 2, 2018 01:47
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coronatae posted:You haven’t plumbed the depths of hell until you’ve seen explicit fanart of various youtube personalities loving I have so many questions that I'm not sure I want answers to. Like, how do mermaids have oral sex? And how does one "gentrify cannibalism"?
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Mar 2, 2018 02:11
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SerialKilldeer posted:I have so many questions that I'm not sure I want answers to. Like, how do mermaids have oral sex? Presumably one of the partners was human so the mermaid performed oral sex on that guy. "gentryifying cannibalism" was just a nonsensical accusation that only made sense in the scammer's mind. Re: yaoi talk, yaoi and slash are popular for a myriad reasons and trying to fit that popularity into one neat box is a fool's errand.
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Mar 2, 2018 02:18
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SerialKilldeer posted:I have so many questions that I'm not sure I want answers to. Like, how do mermaids have oral sex? Dolphinsex.org
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Mar 2, 2018 02:33
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SerialKilldeer posted:And how does one "gentrify cannibalism"? Possibly the idea that historically only non-Whites have been accused of cannibalism (Native American tribes, Pacific Islanders, South American "head shrinkers", etc.), so having a White character eat another human being is akin to renovating a lower income (which is typically full of minority residents) neighborhood via an influx of more wealthy residents. Somehow...
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Mar 2, 2018 03:12
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My [26 f] gay cousin [32 m] tried to convince me multiple times that my bf [30m] of 8 months is gay. Now i have annoying doubts that i dont want to have.quote:I know my cousin being gay does not make him an authority on the subject, but he's 100% convinced my bf is gay. He told me "that dude doesn't bat for your team" when i showed him pictures of my bf before we even started dating. He based his judgment on a bunch of gay and straight stereotypes. Like saying a girl is a lesbian if she cuts her hair super short or doesnt wear makeup, that kind of thing.
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Mar 2, 2018 03:35
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [26 f] gay cousin [32 m] tried to convince me multiple times that my bf [30m] of 8 months is gay. Now i have annoying doubts that i dont want to have. Pounded in the Relationship By My Downer Cousin
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Mar 2, 2018 03:37
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Fatkraken posted:because of the big stone the most obvious way to cut an avocado is to cup it in your off hand while cutting it so you can rotate it to move the knife around the stone, rather than using a chopping board like you would for something that could just be cut in one stroke, thus exposing said off hand to knifing. wtf Who does this? All of the avocado related injuries I've seen are from people swinging the knife like a psycho when they're removing the stone instead of a light tap. Or,. Missing the stone Completely when they do. source: All my friends are idiot millennials who should not be allowed near knives
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Mar 2, 2018 03:38
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [26 f] gay cousin [32 m] tried to convince me multiple times that my bf [30m] of 8 months is gay. Now i have annoying doubts that i dont want to have. The pedicure thing doesn’t mean anything. My brother would go get pedis with our cousin.
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Mar 2, 2018 03:48
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [26 f] gay cousin [32 m] tried to convince me multiple times that my bf [30m] of 8 months is gay. Now i have annoying doubts that i dont want to have. i had a couple friends who dated/married gay guys both were religous and used that as a shield. can't have sex til marriage! now we're married but I'm uh... tired. they rarely have sex and it tapers off to a dead bedroom. then one day the phone or computer gets snooped and bam they've been meeting dudes off craigslist. i think if he's reguarly sexing his gf he's at best bi.
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Mar 2, 2018 03:51
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LadyPictureShow posted:The pedicure thing doesn’t mean anything. My brother would go get pedis with our cousin. None of it really means anything because expression of masculine/fem traits does not have a 1:1 correlation with sexuality.
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Mar 2, 2018 03:53
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