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I'm the 3-month-old baby capable of having a full-on conversation.
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# ? Mar 2, 2018 00:36 |
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And the 3 month old's name was Albert Einstein.
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# ? Mar 2, 2018 00:49 |
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Imagining a crazy lady yelling at a baby for being vaccinated, and then ranting online about how it had no arguments to back up the pro-vaccine stance
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# ? Mar 2, 2018 01:15 |
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Haifisch posted:Here, have some woke kids. This is totally 'I needed validation for the joke I made, but it might sound cuter if I say it came from my kid'.
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# ? Mar 2, 2018 02:10 |
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TheMostFrench posted:This is totally 'I needed validation for the joke I made, but it might sound cuter if I say it came from my kid'. Little girl makes dad joke.
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# ? Mar 2, 2018 02:19 |
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Aleph Null posted:Little girl makes dad joke. No pun, not a Dad joke. Source: I have two kids and am hilarious
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# ? Mar 2, 2018 04:03 |
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Nth Doctor posted:No pun, not a Dad joke. Hi Hilarious, I’m dad!
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# ? Mar 2, 2018 04:28 |
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gschmidl posted:It's Rick & Morty copypasta. Thanks! I looked it up and wow ...
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# ? Mar 2, 2018 15:35 |
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CopywrightMMXI posted:Hi Hilarious, I’m dad!
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# ? Mar 2, 2018 15:49 |
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was i picked on as a baby? hmm let me think.
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# ? Mar 2, 2018 17:02 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I've tried learning Japanese. I'm learning Japanese. I think I'm learning Japanese. I really think so.
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# ? Mar 2, 2018 20:59 |
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Stoatbringer posted:I'm learning Japanese. You bastard. I know that will now happen whenever I hear that song. gently caress. You clever poo poo.
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# ? Mar 2, 2018 21:14 |
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We've found the template from which all STDH arises:
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# ? Mar 5, 2018 23:22 |
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Haifisch posted:We've found the template from which all STDH arises: It's like STDH.txt Mad Libs
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 01:26 |
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Haifisch posted:We've found the template from which all STDH arises: But who got married? Who was literally shaking? Where was Alfred Einstein? This leaves so many questions unresolved.
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 06:19 |
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Its a template. Add your own albert einsteins!
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 06:21 |
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You'll have to add your own bad spelling, grammar, and ellipses as well.
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 14:34 |
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Seventh Arrow posted:You'll have to add your own bad spelling, grammar, and ellipses as well. Or try out the Religious Bilge template for auto-format RIGHTEOUS ALL-CAPS OF PRAISE at the end of your screed. WORDS OF WISDOM AMEN
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 19:49 |
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 18:53 |
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yes that story would bore a panda
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 19:21 |
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That elevator one is just so stupid. In reality I guarantee he just sheepishly said "ok..." and sulked down the stairs while imagining how badass it would be if he got his incredibly petty revenge.
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 19:37 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:That elevator one is just so stupid. In reality I guarantee he just sheepishly said "ok..." and sulked down the stairs while imagining how badass it would be if he got his incredibly petty revenge. Not to mention if the elevator is actually that slow, why would you bother taking it when you’re a person capable of going down the stairs that quickly. Even if you go at a more moderate pace you’ll beat it by not having to go push a button, and wait to hear a grumble.
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 19:42 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Not to mention if the elevator is actually that slow, why would you bother taking it when you’re a person capable of going down the stairs that quickly. Even if you go at a more moderate pace you’ll beat it by not having to go push a button, and wait to hear a grumble. That too. Not wanting to climb up 6 flights of stairs is reasonable. Not wanting to go down is just lazy (barring a disability).
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 19:45 |
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Found this on my pregnancy forum--I totally don't doubt the first part probably happened, but then it just veers right into stdh territory"gaydad122" posted:Warning I’m super triggered lol so this might be pretty long genetic_knockout has a new favorite as of 01:00 on Mar 8, 2018 |
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genetic_knockout posted:Found this on my pregnancy forum--I totally don't doubt the first part probably happened, but then it just veers right into stdh territory I tried to get through this but stopped at Toxic family etc. I just can't do it anymore, it's painful.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 01:28 |
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Haifisch posted:We've found the template from which all STDH arises: life is killing me posted:It's like STDH.txt Mad Libs I was at fart when I saw a fart. I overheard it say fart to a fart, who was standing there with its fart who looked about fart years old. That is when its fart stepped up to this terrible fart and said “ffffaaaaaarrrrttt”. My jaw dropped. Everyone else in the store was dead still, and then they erupted in applause. The fart hung its head in shame and didn’t say another word as it quickly walked out the exit. All those farts were Albert Einstein.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 02:52 |
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I hope that's the guys actual username.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 02:53 |
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sweeperbravo posted:I hope that's the guys actual username. It literally is
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 03:49 |
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genetic_knockout posted:Found this on my pregnancy forum--I totally don't doubt the first part probably happened, but then it just veers right into stdh territory Some long-rear end corridors in that hospital.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 06:22 |
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genetic_knockout posted:Found this on my pregnancy forum--I totally don't doubt the first part probably happened, but then it just veers right into stdh territory Your toxic family is making Hell more crowded.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 14:26 |
I can totally see that happening from someone getting salty. I got a message from a Youtube Rapper, UrBoy Bangs, calling me cheap and "a white boy" for the character I was using in Street Fighter 4. then told me to check out his youtube channel. He was bad at Street Fighter, but his rapping is worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNlqUFddeo
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 15:45 |
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How dare you besmirch the name of youtube icon Bangs.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 16:22 |
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Sir Lemming posted:was i picked on as a baby? hmm let me think. Hahaha
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 17:49 |
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From a free newspaper:
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 17:55 |
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lol at "certified life coach"
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 18:03 |
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Boyz II Corn
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 18:13 |
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TheManWithNoName posted:From a free newspaper:
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 19:38 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:lol at "certified life coach" Councilor for "at risk" teenage girl sounds super skeevy...
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 02:21 |
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CordlessPen posted:Councilor for "at risk" teenage girl sounds super skeevy... The author is a woman...
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 02:47 |
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kazil posted:The author is a woman... Doesn't mean it can't still be skeevy
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