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seiferguy posted:You don't have to imagine it, it was a real thing: if not dog jizz, what could that joke possibly be in reference to why does liz have a cup of unlabeled dog jizz just sitting out on the counter while she is examining garfield why does jon think dog jizz looks like coffee why would jon drink a random cup of coffee on the counter even if it was coffee how can garfield possibly hate puppies there are so many holes in the plot of this three-panel comic guys
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Also, that's a sweet Bjork T-shirt. Since her room was apparently full of mould, shouldn't she have been wearing a Hüsker Dü tshirt?  1 2 3 4 5  6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
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loquacius posted:if not dog jizz, what could that joke possibly be in reference to When I was a child, innocent of knowledge of the concept of dog cum, I thought it was a fertility treatment. The difference between Jim Davis and myself is that I eventually grew up and acknowledged the truth. She was out of containers at the time, and wrongfully assumed that her clients would be smart enough not to drink from an unlabeled cup of jizz. Jon is an idiot. Jon is an idiot. Garfield hates things that are cuter than himself. He also hates kittens. Holy poo poo, this is the first time I've laughed out loud at a political cartoon. loving magical. 
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loquacius posted:if not dog jizz, what could that joke possibly be in reference to quote:“On the farm, we used to give first-calf heifers a high protein supplement to help them deliver healthier calves. The supplement was provided by our vet... I assumed that there would be a similar supplement for dogs. So Jon is drinking a protein-enriched drink formulated for a pregnant dog.  Also in looking up that quote, I now have "Garfield dog semen" in my search history. So there's that.
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Lord Hydronium posted:Also in looking up that quote, I now have "Garfield dog semen" in my search history. So there's that. You'd also have found it with "jon arbuckle litter of puppies". 
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:She was out of containers at the time, and wrongfully assumed that her clients would be smart enough not to drink from an unlabeled cup of jizz. This is the only bullet point I am unsatisfied with as it is highly unprofessional veterinary practice 
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The perspective on this is giving me a headache. I'm reminded of all those quotes going into WWI about how the war will be over in 2 weeks, 3 tops.
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It's easy to get out of poverty. Just stop spending money!
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So the USA will stop trading dollars in exchange for goods and services from the rest of the world? That means that other countries will eventually run out of dollars, so they will have to start using another currency for international trade? I welcome this heartily.
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Avirosb posted:https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/969377687113314304 Like this is Garrison revealing he's been playing a long-con troll on the zyklon ben folks. Right? Right?
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Rough beat on the timing, Varvel. You'll get 'em next time.
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Old thread favorite Tim Kreider had an op-ed in the NYT today. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/02/opinion/go-ahead-millennials-destroy-us.html Kreider posted:My message, as an aging Gen X-er to millennials and those coming after them, is: Go get us. Take us down — all those cringing provincials who still think climate change is a hoax, that being transgender is a fad or that “socialism” mean purges and re-education camps. Rid the world of all our outmoded opinions, vestigial prejudices and rotten institutions. Gender roles as disfiguring as foot-binding, the moribund and vampiric two-party system, the savage theology of capitalism — rip it all to the ground.
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How not to use graphs: a summary by Scott Bateman
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sirtommygunn posted:How not to use graphs: a summary by Scott Bateman A summary, AND MANY MORE!
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Lol at #5. The answer is "a pardon from his father-in-law".
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Saruman the Orange!
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VideoGameVet posted:My entry .... How many thousands of people will have entered "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat" in that contest?
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Cat Mattress posted:How many thousands of people will have entered "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat" in that contest? Enough that I'm sure the contest website auto-filters them, along with the other standby "I'm thinking of unfriending him on Facebook".
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Just like bart!
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Dr. VooDoo posted:The best part about that mug is in order for anyone to know it’s Trump you have to actively point it out to people it’s a kissing Trump mug because Garrison’s hard on for daddy Trump caricature looks nothing like the real person All you get is an old man's chin. Just kissing some old man.
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Koishi Komeiji posted:*looks around thread*
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Tim Krieder's going for itquote:Whenever you disapprove of young people, you’re in the wrong, because you’re going to die and they’ll get to write history.
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y tho  that tariffs are the bridge too far for Bok, Lisa, and some of the other usual idiots.
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Here's your newly-relevant old-timey political cartoon: "Laocoon in the Toils": Uncle Sam, Business, and Labor being choked by the serpent of Tariff Uncertainty. Udo J. Keppler, 10/11/1911
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I really like this point he makes: quote:Power is like money: imaginary, entirely dependent upon belief. Most of the power of institutions lies in the faith people have in them. And cynicism is also a kind of faith: the faith that nothing can change, that those institutions are corrupt beyond all accountability, immune to intimidation or appeal.
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Etsy link. Now.
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Now that's what I call "touching the poop." 
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