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Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Inescapable Duck posted:

Richard sleeps in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him socialist powers.

oh my god guys stop i am going to wake everyone up laughing

edit: i have a tape showing ed balls and beige parker together

Ramc has issued a correction as of 04:22 on Mar 3, 2018

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slouch
Mar 10, 2009



posted and paid to have it boosted. thanks "paintrunner"

update: facebook denied my advertising request because it did not meet their advertising standards. might have been the knives but idk.

slouch has issued a correction as of 04:39 on Mar 3, 2018

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


slouch posted:

posted and paid to have it boosted. thanks "paintrunner"

update: facebook denied my advertising request because it did not meet their advertising standards. might have been the knives but idk.

paint reaped again

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I’m proud to have supported our troop

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
goons are the real troops actual troops are stealing valor

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
did you win?

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

bump_fn posted:

goons are the real troops actual troops are stealing valor

hosed up if true

tower time
Jul 30, 2008




im permabanned poster electionstomper58. i first started reading lf when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "socialism" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "healthcare for all" and "gay luxury space communism" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of c-spam humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" c-spam to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

StabbinHobo
Oct 18, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
welcome to the club

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


tower time posted:

im permabanned poster electionstomper58. i first started reading lf when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "socialism" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "healthcare for all" and "gay luxury space communism" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of c-spam humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" c-spam to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

h*ck yeah

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


tower time posted:

im permabanned poster electionstomper58. i first started reading lf when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "socialism" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "healthcare for all" and "gay luxury space communism" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of c-spam humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" c-spam to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

tower time posted:

im permabanned poster electionstomper58. i first started reading lf when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "socialism" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "healthcare for all" and "gay luxury space communism" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of c-spam humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" c-spam to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

first debate opening statemnet

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

tower time posted:

im permabanned poster electionstomper58. i first started reading lf when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "socialism" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "healthcare for all" and "gay luxury space communism" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of c-spam humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" c-spam to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

:ck5:

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Drunkboxer posted:

did you win?

primary is march 6

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




someone send a link to this thread to the pan tarker team so they have to comb thru it for relevant oppo oppo oppo to droppo

maybe get lowtax on the ol tele visual newsbox again

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




maybe wait until the wolf man wins his primary but idk follow yr 💓

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Squizzle posted:

someone send a link to this thread to the pan tarker team so they have to comb thru it for relevant oppo oppo oppo to droppo

maybe get lowtax on the ol tele visual newsbox again

he deleted his many racist posts before he started his campaign, so everything should be fine

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




yeah the "delete this post" button is a lifesaver

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Squizzle posted:

yeah the "delete this post" button is a lifesaver

he deleted that too so he can claim such a thing is impossible

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
checkmate squizzailure

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


dont worry i went back and edited in various slurs into all his cspam posts

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

dont worry i went back and edited in various slurs into all his cspam posts

surest path to victory in Texas

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

can you get endorsed by Richard Wolff who was on chapo two weeks ago

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



then can you also get endorsed by the guy who made law and order

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

also get endorsed by the parents of your opponents tia

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




then get a wolf w a boner to howl approvingly at you

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

no pac but the wolf pack

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Billzasilver posted:

also get endorsed by the parents of your opponents tia

And get his parents to give you donations

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


get endorsed by the grey wolves. not the chapo fans but the turkish fascist terror organization

D.Ork Bimboolean
Aug 26, 2016

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

get endorsed by the grey wolves. not the chapo fans but the turkish fascist terror organization

*Gets back from voting*

Those wolves weren't even gay you loving liar!

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

get endorsed by the grey wolves. not the chapo fans but the turkish fascist terror organization

i would never betray the ypg like that.

StabbinHobo
Oct 18, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
so when do we find out if this show gets another season

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Accept volunteers Wolf; you idiot, you moron.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

leftist candidate? at this time of year? at this time of day? in this part of Texas? localized entirely in district 63?
yes.

...can I vote for him?

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Richard come to cool beans on Tuesday coward

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




enjoy my noël coward operetta experimental cover band, cool beans on tuesday coward

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


StabbinHobo posted:

so when do we find out if this show gets another season

the primary date is March 6th and the results should be in at some point that night.

ScrubLeague posted:

Richard come to cool beans on Tuesday coward
Is there already any results watching party happening there that night? i don't think i would be emotionally capable of handling one of those lol. if not im totally down.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
probably not we play trivia on tuesdays and eat tacos i'll buy your beer and tacos (they're $2)

i'm sure there won't be a watch party, the local news might be on one TV but that's it

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


ScrubLeague posted:

probably not we play trivia on tuesdays and eat tacos i'll buy your beer and tacos (they're $2)

i'm sure there won't be a watch party, the local news might be on one TV but that's it

sure ill buy my own food and drinks though lol.

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




slouch posted:

sure ill buy my own food and drinks though lol.

if you lose the primary he pays if you win you pay

cant be bribery or squid go pro if your not in power

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