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Ambihelical Hexnut
Aug 5, 2008
“Why won’t any army leaders give me the freedom to do my job? Also here’s five anecdotes of trusted NCOs and officers exploiting their position to gently caress college kids who trust them.”

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Commissions source absolutely matters because if you come from West Point I automatically assume you are a tool. More so than other sources.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

boop the snoot posted:

Commissions source absolutely matters because if you come from West Point I automatically assume you are a tool. More so than other sources.

Agreed.

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

One of my fellow cadets married our S3, a SF Major who had been married 3 times before that. It didn’t end particularly well.

Mustang, you were at USF right? Do you remember MAJ J?

I don’t know how you remembered that, that’s like ask/tell thread days. But yeah I was in USF ROTC for my freshman year and remember the SF MAJ.

One of the female cadets had a 4 year scholarship, dropped out and started doing porn.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



boop the snoot posted:

Commissions source absolutely matters because if you come from West Point I automatically assume you are a tool. More so than other sources.

Will confirm, having been in a battalion that was 3/4 west pointers.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007


link if she's hot otherwise pass

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

Every NCO I knew at my ROTC department was loving female cadets or trying to, including an E-8 who had a history of closed-door one-on-one foot inspections with the freshmen ladies after a ruck march.

:chloe:

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

Viva Miriya posted:

link if she's hot otherwise pass

I can’t remember her porn name, she used to be on freeones. Wasn’t super hot or anything though. This was like 2007.

Dakota something. Or maybe that’s the girl that used to work at my favorite sandwich shop that also quit to go do porn.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

You know a lot of Prn stars

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Hell, was at least acquainted with 3-4 minor porn actresses just from going to college.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

and the wind whispered blue squares

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
A girl I went to high school with was a playmate.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

My buddy went to HS with Draven and some other porn star she got into the business. Both were in the same grade, and a grade ahead of my buddy.
My former neighbor did BBW porn. Another friend's cousin I recognized at a party. Couldn't place it. Then I realized I had jerked it to her earlier that day on PornHub. I don't recall her name, but she was very Burning Angel type chick.

Porn is awesome, and lots of people do it.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Dunno if this is really army, coast guard, or drunk thread, but the coast guard is sending a team to best Ranger this year.



Rootin' for them, godspeed 2 of the 5 coasties with a tab O7

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Mustang posted:

Agreed.


I don’t know how you remembered that, that’s like ask/tell thread days. But yeah I was in USF ROTC for my freshman year and remember the SF MAJ.

One of the female cadets had a 4 year scholarship, dropped out and started doing porn.

I missed the AT days I think. You mentioned it in one of the other Army threads and I remembered since I started rotc there in Jan 2007 after I got off of active duty the first time.

Anyways there was actually two that started doing porn. The first is the one you know. The second happened during my junior year, a girl went down to Miami for Bang Bros. She did 5 films in a weekend, was paid $500. About three weeks later another cadet found it and showed it to everyone and she lost her scholarship. USF had a lot of really hosed up happenings. One of the flag officers kids went there and was baker acted after she showed up to PT fully naked and high on pcp. Another guy killed himself breaking into his own house while drunk. MAJ J was in the news a few times... crazy place.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

Another guy killed himself breaking into his own house while drunk.

I have no words

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Bleed out from a broken window?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

5 films for 500? What the gently caress...that’s low as hell.

I’m gonna make my own porn business. poo poo.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Bleed out from a broken window?

Yes. French doors with accent windows on either side are pretty common in Florida so he got drunk, couldn’t figure out how to unlock the door, punched his way through one of the skinny accent windows and cut his throat on a shard of glass. It was doubly awful because his brother was a 1LT infantry officer in Ghazni at the time.

As for the 5 for $500, that’s second hand information from one of the other girls, so it may not be accurate. I’d post her porn name, but because she wasn’t the brightest, she used her real name...

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Slim Pickens posted:

Dunno if this is really army, coast guard, or drunk thread, but the coast guard is sending a team to best Ranger this year.



Rootin' for them, godspeed 2 of the 5 coasties with a tab O7

They're cool with publishing a list of USASOC names? Like "Hey these guys are Delta or Delta support".

Ambihelical Hexnut
Aug 5, 2008
I have never seen a military force as over-resourced or aggressive as the USF parking ticket meter maids.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

They're cool with publishing a list of USASOC names? Like "Hey these guys are Delta or Delta support".

I get the feeling that if they have time for poo poo like this then they probably don't have a real job.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Ambihelical Hexnut posted:

I have never seen a military force as over-resourced or aggressive as the USF parking ticket meter maids.

The Sun Dome was always a nightmare. It’s been about 8 years and I still loathed simply finding parking. I’m about to start grad school in the fall and that’s one thing I don’t look forward to.

Ambihelical Hexnut
Aug 5, 2008

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

The Sun Dome was always a nightmare. It’s been about 8 years and I still loathed simply finding parking. I’m about to start grad school in the fall and that’s one thing I don’t look forward to.

The parking pass is designed to be removable so you can change it between vehicles. Doing so causes it to be less sticky. Eventually mine falls off the window, lands clearly visibly on the dash.

$30 ticket: parking ticket displayed improperly.

Next day I use clear tape to tape it back onto the window.

$30 ticket: parking ticket adhered to window improperly.

Appealed both on the grounds of "what the gently caress did you expect me to do when your adhesive stopped working" and didn't have to pay, but jeez.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
USF was a fun college to go to as a young college student but there’s no way in hell im ever living in Florida again, west coast for life

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Orders to drum incoming

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

They're cool with publishing a list of USASOC names? Like "Hey these guys are Delta or Delta support".

It was posted to facebook, and they televise the competition on ESPN so :shrug:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Facebook reminded me: four years out of the Army last week. Happy birthday, beard. :toot:

gently caress you if you're still in.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

boop the snoot posted:

Orders to drum incoming

gently caress that place forever

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

boop the snoot posted:

Orders to drum incoming

No, it'll be the monkey paw way of fulfilling a wish and he'll get sent to Fort Irwin.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

A Bad Poster posted:

No, it'll be the monkey paw way of fulfilling a wish and he'll get sent to Fort Irwin.

"Well gee NTC isn't so bad I spend most of my time there anyways and I'll pin Major before I know it"

Ambihelical Hexnut
Aug 5, 2008

A Bad Poster posted:

No, it'll be the monkey paw way of fulfilling a wish and he'll get sent to Fort Irwin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6MlHxAzLXA

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Ambihelical Hexnut posted:

I have never seen a military force as over-resourced or aggressive as the USF parking ticket meter maids.

USD makes a million in revenue annually easy. Probably more than that. All from parking tickets.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Mustang posted:

there’s no way in hell im ever living in Florida again, west coast for life

A million times this.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

I don't understand the purpose of Florida.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

psydude posted:

I don't understand the purpose of Florida.

It's America's prolapsed anus, hanging out there and full of dying, rotting things that should be all rights be excreted into the ocean.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
:same:

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

It keeps most of the crazies contained.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
I just had a friend message me to tell me his slot to be ROTC at Cal State Fullerton was changed to go to Fort Polk as an OC/T. I believe that’s probably the deepest dicking I’ve seen in a while.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
loving owned

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

I just had a friend message me to tell me his slot to be ROTC at Cal State Fullerton was changed to go to Fort Polk as an OC/T. I believe that’s probably the deepest dicking I’ve seen in a while.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

put him on suicide watch. i'm 100% serious.

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