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My second-favorite part is the follow up from the IT department apologizing for offensive content.
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Unamuno posted:anyone out there have a list of opposing counsel, judges, and other-lawyers-who-gently caress-up-your-cases-through-their-outrageously-moronic-litigation-strategies that you hope drop dead, that you recite to yourself every night before sleep a la Arya Stark?
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Odds that Nunberg posts on here? Or any other graduates of Touro?
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Pook Good Mook posted:Odds that Nunberg posts on here? Or any other graduates of Touro? Definitely a lawyer.
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Gobbeldygook posted:https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/970822634794610694 And what is he refusing to turn over? EMAILS
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Pook Good Mook posted:And what is he refusing to turn over? Quick, how many times has he been married and did he gently caress his study partner while asking if she's an Eritrean Jew?
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gvibes posted:Not moronic, just unethical, but my least favorite opposing counsel got slammed real good in an unrelated case - a case dispositive ruling due to litigation misconduct. https://www.finnegan.com/images/content/4/2/v2/42208/2015.11.02-14cv1650-Regeneron-v-Merus-DI423-OpinionOrder.pdf i love working in computer software sometimes
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Arcturas posted:Guys, I think I have become the enemy. I ordered my first document review project today and I'm trying not to be annoyed that the contract attorney team can't start on Monday but has to start on Tuesday for reasons. The doc review agencies generally don't have people sitting around waiting for a phone to ring. If you got everything signed Friday evening, Tuesday start is pretty good, assuming that happened. If they are like us, they did/ are doing everything they can to get going as quickly as possible.
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I'm completing my mandatory placement at this law firm, and today I had my monthly security awareness training. The training this month was to do with Bitcoin. Not about how your computers might be hacked to secretly mine it, but about how we should all buy some to keep on hand just in case, and criminals have a business model too, so there's a good chance you'll get your data back from them if they infect you with ransomware. 
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You're not a real litigator til you can no longer climax without imagining opposing counsel dying in a fire.
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Whitlam posted:I'm completing my mandatory placement at this law firm, and today I had my monthly security awareness training. That's... not quite the way our phishing/IT security training played out.
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So in the first half of 2016 I was offered a federal job in DC. I turned it down, and in retrospect holy poo poo did I dodge a bullet. Guesses what agency it was? No searching post history, that’s cheating.
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Phil Moscowitz posted:So in the first half of 2016 I was offered a federal job in DC. I turned it down, and in retrospect holy poo poo did I dodge a bullet. Ice? I actually think you told me, but I forgot.
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Phil Moscowitz posted:So in the first half of 2016 I was offered a federal job in DC. I turned it down, and in retrospect holy poo poo did I dodge a bullet. You really lucked out, Mr. Garland.
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Eminent Domain posted:I'm betting State Department. I worked a few times with a guy who was at an I-bank who accepted a job offer at L at State in Feb. 2017. I'm not sure he's started yet.
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Unamuno posted:anyone out there have a list of opposing counsel, judges, and other-lawyers-who-gently caress-up-your-cases-through-their-outrageously-moronic-litigation-strategies that you hope drop dead, that you recite to yourself every night before sleep a la Arya Stark? Unamuno posted:You're not a real litigator til you can no longer climax without imagining opposing counsel dying in a fire. Today's horoscope: You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you're just too high strung.
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Reveal the job Phil.
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It was ICE
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I have a second interview in 2 weeks. The person who interviewed me said she practiced law for about six months 20 years ago before saying gently caress that so she entirely understood my plight. 
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I was going to guess HUD, but they’re a disaster under every administration.
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Toona the Cat posted:I have a second interview in 2 weeks. The person who interviewed me said she practiced law for about six months 20 years ago before saying gently caress that so she entirely understood my plight. For the recruiter job?
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:For the recruiter job? Yep. I kind of got a laugh because my interviewer talked about my rabbi after seeing my temple on my resume and told me that she too is one of G-d’s chosen people.
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Toona the Cat posted:I have a second interview in 2 weeks. The person who interviewed me said she practiced law for about six months 20 years ago before saying gently caress that so she entirely understood my plight. except when her life went sideways after thinking "gently caress that" she meant it in a different way
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Toona the Cat posted:Yep. I kind of got a laugh because my interviewer talked about my rabbi after seeing my temple on my resume and told me that she too is one of G-d’s chosen people. uhhhh
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“Globalists”
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Toona the Cat posted:Yep. I kind of got a laugh because my interviewer talked about my rabbi after seeing my temple on my resume and told me that she too is one of G-d’s chosen people. Post the interviews
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Man, CLE Is great because you can get so much work done because people aren't bothering you.
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gently caress CLEs As my first act as State Bar President, I pledge to eliminate CLEs and replace them with “free lunch time”
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blarzgh posted:Man, CLE Is great because you can get so much work done because people aren't bothering you. I now like doctor’s visits and teeth cleanings precisely because it’s an hour plus of my day when I can’t be bothered by anyone.
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disjoe posted:gently caress CLEs Sir, this is a Wendy's drive-thru
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blarzgh posted:Sir, this is a Wendy's drive-thru It's the customer saying this, right?
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blarzgh posted:Sir, this is a Wendy's drive-thru I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE SZECHUAN SAUCE
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Hoshi posted:It's the customer saying this, right? This was a good joke.
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Phil Moscowitz posted:It was ICE Yikes. One hell of a bullet dodged.
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