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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on doping in sport – The DCMS has issued a critical report into the use of therapeutic drugs in British sport" Also Sir Roger Bannister obituary

Telegraph:

As one EU headache subsides in Germany, another starts in Italy

Independent:

Theresa May: Young are 'right to be angry' about lack of homes

Times:


Evening Standard:

Picasso 1932 review – horror and beauty collide in Pablo's fastest, wildest year After Picasso.

Mail:
Mac on… the housing crisis

' "You're having a laugh" my husband says to the council bloke. "Where are you going to build 300 houses around here?" '

David Squires:

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Jrbg
May 20, 2014

"But if we build houses where will we put the cows????"

I Love Annie May
Oct 10, 2012

Ah yes, poor plucky Silvio, crushed by the far right with which he made a coalition and ran together in this, and previous, elections.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
the populist left such as

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
If...




Had to share if only for "Deadly Pant Radiation".

Venmoch
Jan 7, 2007

Either you pay me or I flay you alive... With my mind!
Do Private Eye covers count?

Because the most recent one is amazing.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Excellent posts, thank you! :yayclod:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's comments about Russia – The foreign secretary will retaliate if Russia is found to have had a hand in the poisoning of Sergei Skripal" After Meissonier and JL David.

Telegraph:


Independent:

Trump trade tariffs: Europe threatens US bikes, bourbon and bluejeans

Times:


Evening Standard:

Donald Trump's top economic adviser Gary Cohn quits

Mail:
Mac on... Water fat cats (Thousands of properties in South-east England are without water as a result of burst pipes)

'Got that, Miss Smith? A grovelling apology to all customers for the inconvenience caused, followed by details of the massive but necessary price increase to pay for all the leaks.'

Guardian Australian Sport:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Hmm those private utility barons sure are poo poo, it's almost like some things are especially ill suited for the 'free market' because they just turn into monopolies for wealth extraction.

*keeps voting for Conservatives anyway because of that '64 election poster*

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the visit of crown prince Mohammed bin Salman – The Saudi crown prince faced heavy criticism from British opposition figures at the start of a three-day visit to the UK that includes lunch with the Queen"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson: UK will respond robustly if Russia poisoned spy

Independent:

Hammond: UK could reject any Brexit deal excluding financial services

Times:


Evening Standard:

May 'double cherry-picking' on Brexit, says leaked EU report

Mail:
Mac on... Prince Mohammed bin Salman's UK visit

'One can't be too careful in today's world, Prince Mohammed. But I assure you there's no polonium in the beef bourguignon.'

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
I've always assumed we don't post Matt here because he's so catastrophically bland but I thought you all might be angry interested to learn how much he gets paid for his "efforts":
https://twitter.com/jamesmenendez/status/971825066005729280
:suicide:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Matt is so boring and lovely and would barely warrant a salary of £15000 a year, never mind 650000. Grotesque.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The Telegraph is basically a glorified hobby piece for people with no connection to reality, so it's not that surprising.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Pilchenstein posted:

I've always assumed we don't post Matt here because he's so catastrophically bland but I thought you all might be angry interested to learn how much he gets paid for his "efforts":
https://twitter.com/jamesmenendez/status/971825066005729280
:suicide:

What in the actual gently caress. :stonk:


On the topic of terrible cartoons.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


That line about Matt being undeniably funny makes me apoplectic but it also explains the absolutely loving dire nature of the Private Eye cartoons, which are abysmal.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


https://twitter.com/mrdavidwhitley/status/971870245051912192?s=19

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Stormy Daniels' lawsuit – The actor Stormy Daniels is trying to void an alleged non-disclosure agreement between her and the president"

Telegraph:

Russian spy poisoning inquiry widens after medics treat 21 people

Independent:

After Constable.

Times:


Evening Standard:

Kim Jong-un to meet Trump by May after North Korea invitation

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!
Naked Trump Fish Man is more distressing than I would have expected

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's a bit "a thing happened" though.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

forkboy84 posted:

That line about Matt being undeniably funny makes me apoplectic but it also explains the absolutely loving dire nature of the Private Eye cartoons, which are abysmal.

Other than Scene & Heard, which is almost certainly the most unique thing appearing in a national organ

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Trin Tragula posted:

Other than Scene & Heard, which is almost certainly the most unique thing appearing in a national organ

Private Eye should basically rebrand as a more serious magazine with juicy scoops about newspapers, parliament and the NHS + Scene & Heard, and do away completely with the sexist literary critics and dire cartoons and satire.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on proposed talks between Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un – The president has accepted an invitation to discuss North Korea’s nuclear programme with its leader"

Telegraph:

Crufts 2018: The world's largest dog show, in pictures

The i paper:

After Low.

Times:

Bonus! Morten Morland's animated cartoon on the Skripal affair

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Fake news according to the Russian bear - Chris Riddell on Vladimir Putin’s lies"

Sunday Telegraph:

What not to expect from Philip Hammond Spring statement

Independent on Sunday:

Damian Hinds to cut workload to tackle teacher shortage

Sunday Times:

After Low Jennings!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Almost identical. I blame it on the extremely lazy "homage" habits.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
One day Saturn is going to bite their heads off for lazy art tributes.

cloudchamber
Aug 6, 2010

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine

Trin Tragula posted:

Other than Scene & Heard, which is almost certainly the most unique thing appearing in a national organ

I think the stuff Banx does for them and the FT is really nice too:

https://twitter.com/Banxcartoons

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Can't wait to see how they combine the "things happened" of Russian nerve gas and dead doddy.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on the Tories and Russian donations – Donations to the Tories from Russian oligarchs have come to light since Sergei Skripal was poisoned"

Telegraph:

Philip Hammond: there is light at the end of the tunnel for UK debt

Times:

'This could destroy China': parliament sets Xi Jinping up to rule for life

Evening Standard:

Sir Ken Dodd obituary

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Are your cartoonists aware Britain doesn't have term limits and has an unelected head of state that serves for life?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Peter Schrank on Philip Hammond and austerity – Chancellor claims UK public finances are improving as he prepares to give his spring statement"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

Russian spy: Highly likely Moscow behind attack, says Theresa May

Evening Standard:


David Squires:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

goatface posted:

Can't wait to see how they combine the "things happened" of Russian nerve gas and dead doddy.


Took a couple days, but it's the thingest happening.

Mousepractice
Jan 30, 2005

A pint of plain is your only man
loving Dave's Big Vern impression in that Squires there

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Trump and Tillerson backing the UK – Donald Trump has fired his secretary of state, Rex Tillerson, and announced his intention to replace him with the CIA director, Mike Pompeo"

Telegraph:

Russian spy poisoning: Theresa May issues ultimatum to Moscow

Independent:

Philip Hammond hints at public spending increases later this year

Times:


Evening Standard:

Stephen Hawking, science's brightest star, dies aged 76

Mail:
Mac on... England's possible escape from the Russian World Cup

'Look on the bright side, lads. Thanks to Putin we might not have to face the usual humiliation of being knocked out in the second round.'

Guardian Australian Sport:

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Holy poo poo @ Bell's old glory klansman. Is that new?

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


How did Adams manage to draw such a terrible looking field of stars, it's all lines of dots rather than a cloud.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Party Boat posted:

Holy poo poo @ Bell's old glory klansman. Is that new?

No, they're in the background of quite a few of his toons. Here's a similar early reference. Another. And a third!

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



I'm kind of surprised there hasn't been a "Russian assassination, maybe ???COMRADE CORBYN???" cartoon yet

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's a horrifying - and therefore good - indy.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
a good mac?

cloudchamber
Aug 6, 2010

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine

Calico Heart posted:

I'm kind of surprised there hasn't been a "Russian assassination, maybe ???COMRADE CORBYN???" cartoon yet

https://twitter.com/George_Osborne/status/974245438466543622

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on May’s challenge to Putin over spy poisoning – UK expels Russian diplomats and considers sanctions in response to nerve agent attack on Sergei Skripal in Salisbury"

Telegraph:

Jeremy Corbyn defies critics and calls for calm over Russia

Independent:


Times:

Jamie Carragher suspended by Sky until end of season over spitting incident

Evening Standard:


Mail:
Mac on... Stephen Hawking

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