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quote:[–]UnsureThrowaway94837 23 points 8 hours ago Yeah, but a bathtub full of toddlers creates a steady roar of noise and you will hear the thud, splash, and then decrease in noise. Not to say you should be taking advantage of this to crank on your hog, especially if you're married to such a high strung ninny who goes running off to reddit to air her grievances.
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Mar 10, 2018 14:27
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Ducks do that too
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Mar 10, 2018 14:28
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Devils advocate: maybe OP’s wife is a combination of anti-JO and clingy that it’s literally the only chance he had? Still not ok IMHO. Also am I just being paranoid or is it worrisome and a little gross that bathing his kids triggered a need to JO?
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Mar 10, 2018 14:32
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It's not especially worrisome in the way you're thinking of. More just in a "wtf" and "why" kind of way.
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Mar 10, 2018 14:42
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In which we learn it's only natural to secretly booby-trap cabinets and he probably has some mental issue so it's not his fault and it's not like it was fatal anyway so stop whining; and a mom who wants the kids' dad to not let them drown is a stupid bitch who's frigid anyway so he was literally helpless to his dick This thread is wild
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Mar 10, 2018 15:56
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i like nice words
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Anne Whateley posted:In which we learn it's only natural to secretly booby-trap cabinets and he probably has some mental issue so it's not his fault and it's not like it was fatal anyway so stop whining; and a mom who wants the kids' dad to not let them drown is a stupid bitch who's frigid anyway so he was literally helpless to his dick *squints at thread* uh Did I miss these posts or
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Mar 10, 2018 16:02
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Anne Whateley posted:In which we learn it's only natural to secretly booby-trap cabinets and he probably has some mental issue so it's not his fault and it's not like it was fatal anyway so stop whining; and a mom who wants the kids' dad to not let them drown is a stupid bitch who's frigid anyway so he was literally helpless to his dick Your dick needs attention NOW, toddler in danger zone can just TOUGH IT OUT
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Mar 10, 2018 16:06
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Bootstraps. Learning to swim. Natural selection. Sry, need to crank the machine on the shithouse.
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Mar 10, 2018 16:08
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Someone do me a solid and search “expat”
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Mar 10, 2018 16:09
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loquacius posted:*squints at thread* uh he probably has some mental issue so it's not his fault Power Khan posted:What are the chances that the guy is just sleepwalking and trying to "fix" things in the kitchen. Al Borland Corp. posted:he started tinkering to fix some minor thing that bothered him and then got distracted by his mild ADHD Power Khan posted:Tfw you read booby-trapped and expect punji sticks or an explosive device. Al Borland Corp. posted:it's such an ineffectual trap it's hard to imagine someone doing that with the intention of harming you. a mom who wants the kids' dad to not let them drown is a stupid bitch who's frigid anyway tactlessbastard posted:such a high strung ninny who goes running off to reddit to air her grievances. Caganer posted:Devils advocate: maybe OP’s wife is a combination of anti-JO and clingy that it’s literally the only chance he had?
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Mar 10, 2018 16:11
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Her husband a bouquet of love-me-nots and baby’s death
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Mar 10, 2018 16:11
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I meant more of the super safety helicopter types but if you want to project be my guest. Again, you do not have to maintain 100% eye contact on a tub with 3 and 2 year old in it. Furthermore; quote:Not to say you should be taking advantage of this to crank on your hog tactlessbastard fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Mar 10, 2018 |
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Mar 10, 2018 16:16
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Sleepwalking would be a funny resolution but that guy is probably (literally) gaslighting her.
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Mar 10, 2018 16:16
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tactlessbastard posted:I meant more of the super safety helicopter types but if you want to project be my guest. Um yes you loving do
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Mar 10, 2018 16:22
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A reminder that 2 and 3-year-olds are megalomaniacs with active homicidal and suicidal streaks.
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Mar 10, 2018 16:24
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Pick posted:Ducks do that too I appreciated this.
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Mar 10, 2018 16:25
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La Brea Carpet posted:A reminder that 2 and 3-year-olds are megalomaniacs with active homicidal and suicidal streaks. No, they're just profoundly stupid.
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Mar 10, 2018 16:26
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Pick posted:Um yes you loving do The poster didn't specify that they absolutely had to be alive by the end of the bath, you see, so the post makes sense.
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Mar 10, 2018 16:28
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Anne Whateley posted:a mom who wants the kids' dad to not let them drown is a stupid bitch who's frigid anyway holy selective quote batman! I followed that with "Still not ok IMHO." (indicating it's an explanation, not an excuse) and follow up by sayign "Also am I just being paranoid or is it worrisome and a little gross that bathing his kids triggered a need to JO?" but yeah i'm a mean ol' man child 
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Mar 10, 2018 16:37
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It is literally not necessary to crank it Ducks don’t do that
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Mar 10, 2018 16:40
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Pick posted:Someone do me a solid and search “expat” Searching Thailand brings up some gems: My [26 F] boyfriend [28 M] slept with a prostitute in Thailand. Do I forgive him? quote:Tl:dr my boyfriend slept with prostitutes on his travels in Asia. I don't know how to feel about his gross past. Please help, do I forgive him and try to move past this?
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Mar 10, 2018 16:40
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I assume that everybody in every one of these stories is severely mentally unwell in some way, so I gotta dig deep to figure out what's wrong with the woman playing the most dangerous game and the shower chick or whatever
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Mar 10, 2018 17:03
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loquacius posted:Ducks are also rapists with hosed-up corkscrew dicks Humans do this
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Mar 10, 2018 17:04
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Ducks have hosed-up corkscrew dicks because they also have labyrinthine vaginas, complete with dead ends.
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Mar 10, 2018 17:08
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Caganer posted:Searching Thailand brings up some gems: Let he who hasn't smashed an underaged ladyboy's tight hole in thailand cast the first stone.
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Mar 10, 2018 17:12
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Ducks are rapists. Do not take relationship advice from ducks
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Mar 10, 2018 17:14
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Yeah but they don't masturbate
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Mar 10, 2018 17:15
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I'm coming around on picks thought process
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Mar 10, 2018 17:16
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Why does everybody feel the need to parrot this drat duck dick fact? It's literally common knowledge. It's probably the number one most cited duck fact. Start posting new duck facts or get going imo. Also my initial reaction to the booby trap one was "check for carbon monoxide" because the story seems absolutely absurd, but if it's as she says then she should literally run out of the door ASAP because that's horror novel territory.
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Mar 10, 2018 17:19
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Jeza posted:Why does everybody feel the need to parrot this drat duck dick fact? It's literally common knowledge. It's probably the number one most cited duck fact. Start posting new duck facts or get going imo. It's literally the plot of the movie suspense movie Gaslight which is where the term gaslighting comes from. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslight_(1944_film)
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Mar 10, 2018 17:24
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Navy husband (23m) cheated on me (33f) with prostitutes in Thailand while on deployment within 2 weeks of my giving birth to our 1st child...quote:It's been almost 18 months since my husband spent over $500.00 USD (which equals about $15,500.00 Thai Baht) in 3 days in port in Phuket Thailand. (He also spent time in Pattaya.) He called me drunk out of his mind. He lied to me for months. I knew what he'd done; so I researched the area, the prices of everything from food & drinks to massages, strippers & sex. I hit him with the facts that I'd uncovered a month before he was to come home. He finally admitted that he'd "only" gotten 1 massage with a blow job at the end... Let's look at the wikivoyage entry for Pattaya (the city name I bolded): quote:Pattaya is especially famous for its beer bars, staffed by "bar girls" who are "for hire" to the tourists and ex-pats who drink there. Popular beer bar pastimes include pool, connect-four and shut-the-box. I like how they have to explicity tell you it's ok to go to these bars if you don't want to gently caress prostitutes. You might be the weird guy who just wants to drink a beer but it's technically allowed!
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Mar 10, 2018 17:24
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I don't for a minute believe ducks don't masturbate. My loving cockatiel just discovered masturbation and he does it ten times a day now, and he doesn't even have a dick.
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Mar 10, 2018 17:25
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Jeza posted:Why does everybody feel the need to parrot this drat duck dick fact? It's literally common knowledge. It's probably the number one most cited duck fact. Start posting new duck facts or get going imo. Duck Fact: In Puerto Rico, the word "duck" (in Spanish) is also a homophobic slur.
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Mar 10, 2018 17:26
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Anne Whateley posted:Yeah apparently I am not saying it was not a fatal trap, I'm saying it probably wasn't a trap at all. It's very paranoid to jump to "this person is setting Booby traps" when there are a lot more sensical explanations. If someone wanted to set a trap to hurt someone, "remove screws from cabinet door" is not an effectual one. Removing screws from a door is textbook "start a job then forget to finish it". And none nobody "hides" a screwdriver. If you used a screwdriver for nefarious or non nefarious purposes you just put it back where it goes. Hiding it is just conspicuous and makes no sense. The only reason one would be left in a weird place is if you stopped doing something in the middle because you got distracted.
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Al Borland Corp. posted:I am not saying it was not a fatal trap, I'm saying it probably wasn't a trap at all. It's very paranoid to jump to "this person is setting Booby traps" when there are a lot more sensical explanations. If someone wanted to set a trap to hurt someone, "remove screws from cabinet door" is not an effectual one. Removing screws from a door is textbook "start a job then forget to finish it". And none nobody "hides" a screwdriver. If you used a screwdriver for nefarious or non nefarious purposes you just put it back where it goes. Hiding it is just conspicuous and makes no sense. The only reason one would be left in a weird place is if you stopped doing something in the middle because you got distracted. [extremely dennis from always sunny voice] if i'd set a booby trap you wouldn't be whining on reddit about it!!!!
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Mar 10, 2018 17:28
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Also you should notice the difference between the cabinet door falling off the hinges and missing a hinge entirely
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Mar 10, 2018 17:30
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RoboRodent posted:I don't for a minute believe ducks don't masturbate. My loving cockatiel just discovered masturbation and he does it ten times a day now, and he doesn't even have a dick. Wasn't there a story about a kindly, conservative old grandma who got a bird and let it get freaky with her hand several times a day?
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Caganer posted:I like how they have to explicity tell you it's ok to go to these bars if you don't want to gently caress prostitutes. You might be the weird guy who just wants to drink a beer but it's technically allowed! Wow, wish I could have known this before my visit. I didn't want to be rude and upset the locals. Good to know.
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Mar 10, 2018 17:31
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La Brea Carpet posted:Wasn't there a story about a kindly, conservative old grandma who got a bird and let it get freaky with her hand several times a day? i think i read about that on reddit - it had two broken wings
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It must suck being the guy that just wants to play connect four in Pattaya without getting drunk and loving the prostitutes.
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