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stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008


I had something today in Pasto, Colombia that was tasty but not pretty. Platano maduro con queso y bocadillo, that's a ripe plantain, stuffed with cheese and guava paste, then baked.

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drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
On the topic of pancakes I like them thin with just a touch of crispness at the edges, big fluffy ones tend to end up not having much flavor and are often dry too

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

stereobreadsticks posted:



I had something today in Pasto, Colombia that was tasty but not pretty. Platano maduro con queso y bocadillo, that's a ripe plantain, stuffed with cheese and guava paste, then baked.

Of all the tasty things this could have been, but nope. Cheese and guava and plantain?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Grand Fromage posted:

baked-goods-and-other-desserts-in-asia.txt

So Japan beat us to making food solely for how good it looks on Instagram?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender




http://www.midcenturymenu.com/2015/09/california-prune-cream-salad-1934-a-mid-century-gelatin-recipe-test/ posted:

From The Tasting Notes –

This may quite possibly take the #1 spot as the worst thing we’ve ever made here on MCM. This was bad. And not, “Ha ha…this is so funky” bad, this was legitimately horrible. Absolutely horrible. The smell alone was enough to peel paint, and the salad itself was horrific. It never really set up in any way into something that you could slice. The best way to describe the texture would be “glorpy”. It was a gooey, sticky mess. The only texture change in the whole thing was the sweet pickles. And they weren’t a good addition. The flavor had absolutely nothing redeeming in it. There was no “Well, maybe if we left out this or that.” No. This was all around bad. The sweet pickles were overpowering, and mixed horribly with the prunes and gave off a flavor that can only be described as bile. The mayo, cottage cheese and chili sauce didn’t do much but gum everything up, so much so that when you took a bite you weren’t really tasting them so much as trying to figure out how a bite of silly putty got in your mouth. Horrible. Absolutely, totally horrible.
:stonk:

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
1934, you don't even have wartime rationing to blame for that. Jesus Christ.

Serves 10-12, the dog, the ground, and several raccoons coming to look for the delicious rotting soft poo poo.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Arivia posted:

1934, you don't even have wartime rationing to blame for that. Jesus Christ.

Serves 10-12, the dog, the ground, and several raccoons coming to look for the delicious rotting soft poo poo.

The ground, dog, raccoons, and any other wildlife would be smart enough to keep their distance.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: Fold in prunes and pickles and mix well.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Why even bother with lettuce. Just eat that poo poo like it's mashpotatos.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Picnic Princess posted:

Why even bother with lettuce. Just eat that poo poo like it's mashpotatos.

Because it is "salad".

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

stereobreadsticks posted:



I had something today in Pasto, Colombia that was tasty but not pretty. Platano maduro con queso y bocadillo, that's a ripe plantain, stuffed with cheese and guava paste, then baked.
Would. I have yet to meet a preparation for plantains that I dislike.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Facebook Aunt posted:

Because it is "salad".
It's salad on three levels.

The normal, 'lettuce and things' level.

The 'gelatin 'salad'' level.

And the 'mayo+stuff is a salad right?' level.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

have a sip

TurboTax
Oct 9, 2012

stereobreadsticks posted:



I had something today in Pasto, Colombia that was tasty but not pretty. Platano maduro con queso y bocadillo, that's a ripe plantain, stuffed with cheese and guava paste, then baked.

At first I thought that might be khachapuri (Georgian cheese bread):

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Aunt Beth posted:

Would. I have yet to meet a preparation for plantains that I dislike.

https://www.paleohacks.com/dry/why-are-my-plantains-always-dry-30664

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

drrockso20 posted:

On the topic of pancakes I like them thin with just a touch of crispness at the edges, big fluffy ones tend to end up not having much flavor and are often dry too

So a crepe?

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Not that thin

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

TurboTax posted:

At first I thought that might be khachapuri (Georgian cheese bread):



Don't mistake that trash for khachapuri ever again :mad:. Khachapuri is delicious. That other poo poo... *shudder*

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I would like one of each, both the kachapuri and the cheesy plantain boat.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I would like one of each, both the kachapuri and the cheesy plantain boat.

:same:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






"Jello is a salad right?" -The Midwest

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

TurboTax posted:

At first I thought that might be khachapuri (Georgian cheese bread):



Is this basically the same thing as Turkish pide?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

thats just a long pizza

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



https://twitter.com/MrBarryLewis/status/972538635491913728

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Barry has been doing a shitton of those weird translucent foods recently and they always look offputting

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
molecular gastronomy has gone too far

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


It’s just a rice paper sheet like you’d use to make Vietnamese rice paper rolls.
It’s probably ~fusion~

Edit: haha, I’ve actually read the tweet and he made it hard on himself by loving around with starch to make the transparent wrapper.
Rice paper wrapper would have given the same look for a lot less hassle.

Helith has a new favorite as of 11:00 on Mar 12, 2018

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I mean he wanted to have the same texture and taste as a corn tortilla

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Helith posted:

It’s just a rice paper sheet like you’d use to make Vietnamese rice paper rolls.
It’s probably ~fusion~

Edit: haha, I’ve actually read the tweet and he made it hard on himself by loving around with starch to make the transparent wrapper.
Rice paper wrapper would have given the same look for a lot less hassle.

Yeah like I said he has been doing a shitton of this stuff recently. Transparent pies and so on.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
I think Barry Lewis is doing interesting stuff with food. Some odd part of me really enjoys the idea of eating see-through raviolis and clear french fries. Dunno, I find a transparent corn taco exciting. Probably not one made by some Brit though. They have terrible ideas about Mexican foods.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

drrockso20 posted:

On the topic of pancakes I like them thin with just a touch of crispness at the edges, big fluffy ones tend to end up not having much flavor and are often dry too
The secret is that fluffy ones are merely sponges for conveying large quantities of butter and syrup into the mouth in a socially acceptable fashion.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Arivia posted:

So Japan beat us to making food solely for how good it looks on Instagram?

Japan's the master of it. Korea's done a decent job catching up, their stuff isn't quite as Instagrammable but occasionally Japan makes a mistake and produces a dessert with flavor. Korea can't be beat on nice looking cakes that taste of nothing but foam and sadness.

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008
For what it's worth the cheesy plantain boat (thanks Fleta for that excellent description worthy of a terrible '60s cookbook) was genuinely good. Slightly salty from the cheese, sweet from both the ripe plantain and the guava, tart from the guava, and savory from the cheese and the plantain, surprisingly balanced. I'm about to cross the border into Ecuador today, will keep an eye out for AFP for the thread.

But before I go, I thought I'd share something from a previous trip. In October I was in Southeast Asia for a couple of weeks and I had this for lunch in Cambodia one day.

stereobreadsticks has a new favorite as of 15:00 on Mar 12, 2018

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

But I'm a crepe, I'm a little weird dough.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

The Bloop posted:

The secret is that fluffy ones are merely sponges for conveying large quantities of butter and syrup into the mouth in a socially acceptable fashion.

If you were a real goon, you wouldn't care whether or not something is socially acceptable, you'd just stuff that butter and syrup into your face like an animal.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

stereobreadsticks posted:

For what it's worth the cheesy plantain boat (thanks Fleta for that excellent description worthy of a terrible '60s cookbook) was genuinely good. Slightly salty from the cheese, sweet from both the ripe plantain and the guava, tart from the guava, and savory from the cheese and the plantain, surprisingly balanced. I'm about to cross the border into Ecuador today, will keep an eye out for AFP for the thread.

But before I go, I thought I'd share something from a previous trip. In October I was in Southeast Asia for a couple of weeks and I had this for lunch in Cambodia one day.


Thank you for not posting the bog-standard Cambodian tourist shot of a tarantula on a stick!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Thank you for not posting the bog-standard Cambodian tourist shot of a tarantula on a stick!

Are windy churros really much better though?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

RareAcumen posted:

Are windy churros really much better though?

I really hate spiders.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Helith posted:

It’s just a rice paper sheet like you’d use to make Vietnamese rice paper rolls.
It’s probably ~fusion~

Edit: haha, I’ve actually read the tweet and he made it hard on himself by loving around with starch to make the transparent wrapper.
Rice paper wrapper would have given the same look for a lot less hassle.

I thought it was a joke tweet and the shell was made of ice.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I really hate spiders.

Fair enough. I thought you were sick of people going to the same dumb tourist trap.

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Hot beef sub from local pizzeria, as promised.





:randdid:

twice. Also not my kitchen.

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