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Beaver County Sees Uptick In STD Numbers Among Young People I anticipate 50% juvenile jokes and 50% slut-shaming.  quote:The irony is in the name of the county!!! The article says nothing about gay/straight ratios, but Freep is ready to leap: quote:The Gay is strong in this story quote:So why are the numbers among young people rising? quote:Beaver Fever Oh hay, some transphobia out of nowhere: quote:
I've been reading Freep for literally a decade and didn't know this was a thing: quote:[This post was deleted by the author before it was published.] Those poor young men, forced into putting their dicks in things by their total lack of male agency. quote:Tramps! Motor on over to central PA -- no problems in Beavertown or Beaver Springs. I would very, very much like to know if they received "Abstinence-only education" as well. quote:I assume most of these young people have been through some kind of public school sex education class. What are they learning?
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Guavanaut posted:I want to know what other gay movies Neoliberalnot has been watching, that's awful specific. Freeper-types seem to base their entire viewpoint on homosexuality mostly on Paul Cameron reports. He was a hideously anti-gay "researcher" from back in the 80's, and was the source of a lot of Freeper anti-gay standbys, such as "Their life expectancy is 20 years younger than average" and "17% of them love consuming human feces". If you ever see someone reacting to a picture of two guys kissing on Freep with "UGH BUT THEY HAVE POOP ALL OVER THEIR LIPS BARF ALERT", that's why. It was just someone who really hated gay people taking advantage of the scared public during the AIDS crisis. It's the gay version of "Everything I need to know about Islam I learned on 9/11".
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:Freeper-types seem to base their entire viewpoint on homosexuality mostly on Paul Cameron reports. He was a hideously anti-gay "researcher" from back in the 80's, and was the source of a lot of Freeper anti-gay standbys, such as "Their life expectancy is 20 years younger than average" and "17% of them love consuming human feces". It's incredibly hateful and vile, but somehow I always laugh my rear end off at Dick Hafer: 
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Erenthal posted:It's incredibly hateful and vile, but somehow I always laugh my rear end off at Dick Hafer: I know satire was murdered in an alley sometime in in the 2010s but surely that's a joke.
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Mar 13, 2018 06:23
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:All that being said, an actual Redhat insurgency that wasn't pant-on-head retarded as Freep would be a serious major rear end-pain for the US government. This is spot on, IMHO. I've done some insurgency studies( wanted to be a milhist once), and while the maga chuds could form a very efficient terrorist movement( if they weren't idiots and read up on some popular tactics they could, anyway), they couldn't really form an insurgency, because being assholes with guns is all they know. An insurgency has to at least be able to navigate in the society it's a part of, to hide, and to coerce or charm resources out of the population at large. If they started plinking off postmen and tax collectors, people would very quickly get angry with losing their friends and family to some douchebags whose only other manifestations are tiki marches and screaming about the muslamoids taking over on youtube.
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Mar 13, 2018 08:07
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:If you ever see someone reacting to a picture of two guys kissing on Freep with "UGH BUT THEY HAVE POOP ALL OVER THEIR LIPS BARF ALERT", that's why. It was just someone who really hated gay people taking advantage of the scared public during the AIDS crisis. It's the gay version of "Everything I need to know about Islam I learned on 9/11". As I've noted in the past, one of Freep's weird ongoing refrains is "if these suburban soccer-moms only knew that their hip 'gay buddies' place their penises in another man's behind, they'd sure change their tune!" Setting aside the issue that a large portion of gay couples don't do anal (per surveys apparently only a third do so monthly, and a third of straights have ever had anal), I would also seriously, seriously doubt that straight women who know gay men are completely unaware of buttfucking. Again with the 1/3 thing they probably *over-assume* that their gay friends are buttfucking. And, though Freep "ewwww"s it less-often, I'd estimate 98% of men and 85% of women have seen lesbian porn online (not that it's the most faithful depiction) so are pretty well aware of the possibilities involved. I'm unclear whether Freep literally thinks that people can't envision gay sex acts, or whether they imagine it's a "lack of cognitive dissonance" thing where everyone is desperately putting it out of their minds to be able to be in the same room as gay people without retching.
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"If them queers rubbed feces all over each other at a dinner party you'd be disgusted, therefore they should do that so that I'm justified in being disgusted by them anyway." 
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Mar 13, 2018 09:51
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Erenthal posted:It's incredibly hateful and vile, but somehow I always laugh my rear end off at Dick Hafer: The kissing bit allways reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFSG1iXKBBw
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Mar 13, 2018 11:06
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:As I've noted in the past, one of Freep's weird ongoing refrains is "if these suburban soccer-moms only knew that their hip 'gay buddies' place their penises in another man's behind, they'd sure change their tune!" This post contains roughly 1/200th of the butt stuff thought about by Freep at any given moment.
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Mar 13, 2018 11:25
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eNeMeE posted:I know satire was murdered in an alley sometime in in the 2010s but surely that's a joke. Dick Hafer was very serious. He also did a bunch of comics on church stuff and, for some reason, model railroads. Also some other crazy political/cultural stuff, I know there's one against gun control and at least one against abortion. Also, Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternative Deathstyle is from 1986. Edit: I guess that image says that part. So, have this. Prism fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Mar 13, 2018 |
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Mar 13, 2018 13:32
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:As I've noted in the past, one of Freep's weird ongoing refrains is "if these suburban soccer-moms only knew that their hip 'gay buddies' place their penises in another man's behind, they'd sure change their tune!" The real surprise is those suburban soccer moms are doing anal.
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Mar 13, 2018 13:35
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Oh man nobody tell that guy where babies come from I don't think he can handle it. "You did what in where? A woman's flower is where angel babies pass through on their way to us from heaven, and you did that to it with your filthy penis where the pee comes out? I'm going to be sick!"
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Mar 13, 2018 13:45
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Rampant exchange of bodily fluids was a major cause of society's downfall. After AlDS, there was NRS, then there was UBT. One of the first things Dick Haver did was to outlaw and engineer all fluid transfer out of socially acceptable behavior. Not even a mouth transfer's condoned.
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And don't get me started on what the feces-loving twentieth century did before the three seashells.
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Erenthal posted:It's incredibly hateful and vile, but somehow I always laugh my rear end off at Dick Hafer: hahahaha, even Hank Hill is more liberal with sex than this gently caress
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Mar 13, 2018 15:41
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Prism posted:Dick Hafer was very serious. He also did a bunch of comics on church stuff and, for some reason, model railroads. Also some other crazy political/cultural stuff, I know there's one against gun control and at least one against abortion. All hail Satan SS18
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PA-18th results coming in.quote:To: Theodore R. quote:To: boycott quote:To: Pinkbell quote:To: bigbob quote:To: dictatorMA quote:To: Pinkbell not looking good for lamb atm Plinkey fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Mar 14, 2018 |
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Mar 14, 2018 01:56
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Plinkey posted:not looking good for lamb atm Meh, NYT says it's really tight but looking slightly better for Lamb. Freepers, however, are already preparing for the worst, puckering up for those sour grapes. Opinion: Why the Pennsylvania Special Election Is Not So Special
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Mar 14, 2018 02:33
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:Meh, NYT says it's really tight but looking slightly better for Lamb. This election killed the NYT needle btw. 
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The Agony of Jeff Sessions Yup, they done turned on Sessions. I dimly think they were really excited about him when he first came on, right? quote:It’s not HIS agony, it’s OURS. ...but looks like we still have, of all things, some Sessions defenders. Presumably people that realllly hate weed or realllly like racism. quote:As opposed to spewing the usual toxic venom at a man who is doing his job diligently behind the scenes? This sounds suspiciously competent: quote:Sessions will be the downfall of Trump. He is trying to start investigations “today” when they needed action over a year ago. He is waiting for evidence destruction and Statue of Limitations. Would love to see Trump have him Indicted for not doing his job. quote:He’s going to get on that when he stops smoking pot. BUT. HER. EMAILS! quote:Robert Mueller has been Special Counsel for 10 months, and he’s already indicted 16 people in his bogus investigation. Who has Sessions indicted. Look a this list again:
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Plinkey posted:This election killed the NYT needle btw. The good Nate says it’s because one of the counties isn’t doing precinct-level results.
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Bobby Digital posted:The good Nate says it’s because one of the counties isn’t doing precinct-level results. Yeah, westmoreland aren't doing it by precinct quote:To: janetjanet998
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Freep, where "is the Pope Catholic?" is a sincere question: The Pope, “Fear of the Foreigner Can Infect Christians” Pfffft, everyone knows the real Pope is based out of (I went down a big Wikipedia rabbit-hole trying to figure out who is the most popular antipope, and I'm still not sure) quote:Dear Pope....I think YOU are afraid of REAL CATHOLICS! Hey Freep, if you were to choose a verb to summarize what you'd like to do to the world's Muslims, what would it be? quote:Kinda hard there Popey when one “religion” has devoted itself to eradicating you from the earth. quote:
Wait, how in the gently caress did you suddenly stretch this out to saying Catholics shouldn't get along with (largely Catholic) Mexicans? quote:“fear of the foreigner can infect Christians”. I am like 99% sure this is not true. Is there any word for this heresy, like Takfir in Islam? I'll note, as I often do, that when Jesus told people to "love your neighbor" and was asked "who is my neighbor?", he told the parable of The Good Samaritan. Which if it were set in the modern-day US would pretty much be written with a Muslim saving the life of a Christian who was robbed. I mean the *entire* loving point of the hero being a Samaritan was that the Samaritans were totally anathema and untouchable to the Jews. It's about the weirdest, grossest heathen you can think of going out of his way to save your life, when your own pious people didn't want to bother. The word "heresy" gets tossed around a lot these days, but I'm pretty sure it can be safely applied to the concept "gently caress everyone who's not (my kind of) a Christian." quote:“Christians, by their very vocation, are brothers and sisters to every person, especially the poor, even though a person may be their enemy”.
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Hooooooooooly poo poo, I'm not even religious but this is pretty upsetting. I searched "Good Samaritan" on Freep, and these were from the first page of results (copied straight, unfiltered). I will bold the ones which *don't* involve the Good Samaritan being a sucker who gets hosed over, or shooting somebody: -- Good Samaritan landlord has home trashed by homeless family she took in -- Good Samaritan robbed while helping jump-start vehicle: NOPD -- Man beaten to pulp after offering to pay for attackers' meal -- Good Samaritan who shot man attacking trooper speaks out (VIDEO) -- BREAKING: Man killed trying to stop robbery at Rolling Oaks Mall in San Antonio -- Several Good Samaritans Helped Wounded AZ Trooper -- FL gun shop donates gun to good Samaritan who shot deputy’s attacker [Election of Trump] -- Man nearly beaten to death after kind act -- No Riots After Black Teens Shoot a Black Good Samaritan -- South Carolina teens rob, kill man who helped pull car from ditch -- ‘Good Samaritan’ Tells Crash Victim He’s There to Help, Then Does the Unthinkable [September 2015] -- Young Nurse Adopts Newborn: "He Had No One Else" -- Federal Agency Confirms Legal Status of Pryor Shooting Suspect [Montana Samaritan Shooter] -- Walmart shoppers rescue stabbed HCC officer -- Teen stops car to shovel snow for man with walker -- Beachgoer slices open a pregnant dead shark to save her pups and lead them to the ocean -- Motorist pulled from Lake Pontchartrain after vehicle goes over Causeway -- Pharmacist's Intuition Saves Customer's Life -- Good Samaritan rescues mom, newborn from deranged man This is legit unnerving; it's like the Christianity (the good part of it at least) just drained out of them over the last several years... TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Mar 14, 2018 |
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:
Decades. Remember TTFA, they've been at this since the Clinton days at least. Freep itself that is. They've been hateful since before that as we all know.
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Manuel Calavera posted:Decades. Remember TTFA, they've been at this since the Clinton days at least. Freep itself that is. They've been hateful since before that as we all know. Oh, no doubt, I'm just noting in the specific sampling of "Good Samaritan" the usage of the term shifted dramatically in the last few years
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So uh it appears Rick Saccone is going to lose. I expect Freep has started rationalizing how Conor Lamb's victory is great news for Trump because ~~~~~reasons~~~~~
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Alter Ego posted:So uh it appears Rick Saccone is going to lose. I expect Freep has started rationalizing how Conor Lamb's victory is great news for Trump because ~~~~~reasons~~~~~ 
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quote:To: Trump20162020 Nah, it looks like they're going to the old "VOTER FRAUD!!!!!21@" standby.
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..and this is how I take off steam...somehow.' Physicist Stephen Hawking dies aged 76 quote:To: rdl6989 quote:To: rdl6989 quote:To: rdl6989 quote:To: rdl6989 quote:To: rdl6989 quote:To: Hillarys Gate Cult quote:To: rdl6989 gently caress freep
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Plinkey posted:..and this is how I take off steam...somehow.' quote:To: dr_lew Plinkey posted:gently caress freep
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Reminds me of a tweet that I saw the other day that was basically “gently caress Norman Borlaug!” He genetically engineered plants to have higher yields and produce vitamin A. He was a farmer who won a Nobel Peace Prize. I don’t get the hate 
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Motherfucker tried to play God by marginally improving people's existence instead of condemning them to die of easily preventable diseases and deficiencies in a muddy ditch. Plinkey posted:Physicist Stephen Hawking dies aged 76 
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Mar 14, 2018 10:47
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Complete bizzarro-world idiots. new thread title?
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I'd have gone for I was shocked at his vitriol later in life but that's a good one.
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Guavanaut posted:I'd have gone for I was shocked at his vitriol later in life but that's a good one. Somebody PM a drat mod. I've been doing Freep threads since the LF days (VileRat probated me for starting an early one because he thought it was a stupid idea to post Freepage), and even *I* don't get the current title. Change it to any drat thing, just not this.
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Jagged Jim posted:Freepers: What are you, some sort of Christian?
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:Somebody PM a drat mod. I've been doing Freep threads since the LF days (VileRat probated me for starting an early one because he thought it was a stupid idea to post Freepage), and even *I* don't get the current title. A mod gave us this one, he was apparently offended that someone wanted to change the title.
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Inglonias posted:Freepers: What are you, some sort of Christian? I mean, if this isn't the new thread title, ya'll are being silly.
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