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The Letter A posted:There was no huge blowup which would have been funny to read, but I enjoyed seeing a story from a person who was able to see their situation for what it actually was, and come out of it with a really good attitude! Lol @ the guy trying to steal the ethernet cable so he can plug in as soon as he drives to the nearest library or relative's place. I can picture this dude logging back on to his game and the following conversation taking place: "Hey dude, what happened? We thought you were dead." "Lol nothing power went out so do I play healer this round?"
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It was a ranked game. They’ll eat him alive.
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Mar 15, 2018 07:23
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My favourite part is how he thought it would be cool to keep living with her after he dumped her for the crime of having the same name as someone else. I don't think he thought this through.
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Mar 15, 2018 07:29
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Too many online games led him to believe that if she doesn't have a unique username then they must be the same person.
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Mar 15, 2018 07:32
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The Letter A posted:And here's an M. Night-style twist between the title and story: Dump J, he's being nice to someone you dislike. He should crush your enemies, not help them.
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Mar 15, 2018 07:59
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I'm still catching up to the thread but I'm really like, amazed that a woman had a man toss a gun around at her and didn't immediately ghost the everloving gently caress out of him the second his back was turned. Some dude I "love" unhosters and throws his gun at me during an argument and I will have looney tunes style spinning legs and smoke as I loving flee to the hills, change my name, dye my hair and pretend I never knew him. That's not a red flag, it's a red sunrise telling you you're about to be horribly murdered in the near future.
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Mar 15, 2018 09:19
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empty sea posted:I'm still catching up to the thread but I'm really like, amazed that a woman had a man toss a gun around at her and didn't immediately ghost the everloving gently caress out of him the second his back was turned. lol yea. tat was the best part. jesus!! drat!!!
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empty sea posted:I'm still catching up to the thread but I'm really like, amazed that a woman had a man toss a gun around at her and didn't immediately ghost the everloving gently caress out of him the second his back was turned. Ugh jeez, did you even read that post?! He tries to throw it at a soft surface! I’d love to read the update where dude throws the gun in a fit of anger and it goes off and he ends up shooting himself in the groin.
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Mar 15, 2018 10:22
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I thought I was all caught up, but somewhere between reading this thread on my phone and then switching to reading on my computer I missed something. Cause what the everloving gently caress is that about a non computer in a box? I can't find it going back. Did you all agree on some inside joke while I was in the bathroom? Is this elementary school again?
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Mar 15, 2018 11:12
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O don't give a poo poo what your motivation is. If you're tossing a loaded gun around for any reason other than 'it was an isolated freak accident and I'm taking measures to make sure that never happens again' get the gently caress away from that nutbag. Tossing guns like that is about as dumb as running red lights or watching Netflix while your driving.
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Mar 15, 2018 11:28
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Weatherwax posted:I thought I was all caught up, but somewhere between reading this thread on my phone and then switching to reading on my computer I missed something. It was in a super long post that is worth reading, a guy tried to pass off the cable box in a backpack as a laptop. The modern version of the pig in a poke I suppose.
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Mar 15, 2018 12:02
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FL - Neighbor threatening my 15 year old son with black magic/voodooquote:My 15 year old apparently threw a basketball at this mans cat. As revenge he's said multiple times that he was "going to learn black magic and voodoo" to "cast spells" and put "hexes" and "curses" on my son.
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Impotency for throwing balls at a cat, sounds like an appropriate curse
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Danaru posted:FL - Neighbor threatening my 15 year old son with black magic/voodoo Florida Man strikes again! I didn't realize he was a Sorcerer Supreme, too.
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Mar 15, 2018 13:20
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Do magic back at him. Go to your nearest woo store and buy a colourful robe and wizard hat, get a gnarly stick and loudly chant nonsense with a death glare.
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Inescapable Duck posted:Do magic back at him. Go to your nearest woo store and buy a colourful robe and wizard hat, get a gnarly stick and loudly chant nonsense with a death glare. This would be incredible. Create tiny effigies of the neighbor and have them arranged in embarrassing positions all around the yard.
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Mar 15, 2018 13:23
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Inescapable Duck posted:Do magic back at him. Go to your nearest woo store and buy a colourful robe and wizard hat, get a gnarly stick and loudly chant nonsense with a death glare. I put on my robe and wizard hat I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
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Mar 15, 2018 13:29
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neighbour baron samedi, so what
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Danaru posted:FL - Neighbor threatening my 15 year old son with black magic/voodoo I’m glad the idiot failson is dumb enough to be afraid of spooky voodoo hexes, though that doesn’t bode well for him ever learning to stop harming animals for lols
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Mar 15, 2018 13:44
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His next magic trick is to 'turn the son gay', and this is all a very complex way to come out to his very conservative parents with help from a friendly neighbor
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Mar 15, 2018 14:05
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I thought only Vermin Supreme could do that.
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Danaru posted:FL - Neighbor threatening my 15 year old son with black magic/voodoo I love that this guy didn't know magic, decided to put in hours and dedicate himself to learning it just gently caress with this kid
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Blade Runner posted:His next magic trick is to 'turn the son gay', and this is all a very complex way to come out to his very conservative parents with help from a friendly neighbor "Mom, for the last time--I can't give you grandchildren. You know that a wizard stole my manhood!"
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punched my v-card at camp posted:"Mom, for the last time--I can't give you grandchildren. You know that a wizard stole my manhood!" I feel a quest approaching. "Send for a group of adventurers"
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Bogus Adventure posted:It seems kind of odd, but she's also not giving the readers a lot to go on. Did J know Alex beforehand, is J just a really kind person and doesn't want to see Alex destroy his life, is J doing it to keep Alex from possibly making GBS threads on the OP, and he kept all of this anonymous because he knew the OP wouldn't like it? Or is it some kind of "bros before hos" mentality? If she's irked because J is ruining her chance to see Alex go down in flames, then it's hard to sympathize with her. If it's because she's worried that J and Alex are getting close and might turn on her, then she should pull the lever and eject before it's too late. Hot take: she's abusive also and doesn't want him getting any idea from the ex she also abused.
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These are super long so I'm just linking. They are from Quora which is a goldmine for bad relationship stories. Indian dude does an online arranged marriage, wife is horrible, eventually he hits her and then she wants a divorce Other indian dude sleeps with his brother's wife, has a child by her (that nobody figures out is his), then his mom finds him a bride and he gets married too but his sister in law blackmails him for sex
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Motronic posted:Hot take: she's abusive also and doesn't want him getting any idea from the ex she also abused.
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My (f19) fiance (m25) of a year is complaining about having to help with newborn. Am I wrong to be upset?Relationshipsquote:This is going to be long, but please bear with me. So... you knew he already abandoned one child, but you still decided having a baby with him was an amazing idea...
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LadyPictureShow posted:My (f19) fiance (m25) of a year is complaining about having to help with newborn. Am I wrong to be upset?Relationships I think the only solution is for her to tear open that dude's rear end in a top hat. Maybe when he's making GBS threads blood clots, he'll understand what she's going through.
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LadyPictureShow posted:My (f19) fiance (m25) of a year is complaining about having to help with newborn. Am I wrong to be upset?Relationships For about one sentence, I will admit, I thought she was being over-dramatic about how bad the birth was. "Oh dear, a vaginal birth! how dreadful!" Then I kept reading and was like "holy poo poo, it's only been 9 days and you're actually moving around after that?!" The boyfriend (lady, he's not a husband, nor husband material) needs to be castrated. Forcibly. So that he can inflict this douchebaggery on no more women.
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Bogus Adventure posted:I think the only solution is for her to tear open that dude's rear end in a top hat. Maybe when he's making GBS threads blood clots, he'll understand what she's going through. A wonderful solution that I would be in favour of.
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Bogus Adventure posted:I think the only solution is for her to tear open that dude's rear end in a top hat. Maybe when he's making GBS threads blood clots, he'll understand what she's going through. he probably already tried being pegged and didn't enjoy it
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LadyPictureShow posted:My (f19) fiance (m25) of a year is complaining about having to help with newborn. Am I wrong to be upset?Relationships I mean that does sound pretty dumb, but she's the victim of a total jackass here. Going to be pretty messy if she has to manage the kid alone also, given that she's not in a fit state to do so already.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:For about one sentence, I will admit, I thought she was being over-dramatic about how bad the birth was. "Oh dear, a vaginal birth! how dreadful!"  There's a difference between a vaginal birth and a vaginal birth with complications like those 
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I read some of the comments, and redditors are offering her money to call a cab/uber because she's been passing clots and he refuses to take her to the hospital.quote:It's not even the first clot. Before this clot I had a very sharp pain in my lower right side which I'm assuming was my uterus. quote:The last time I mentioned I needed to go, he got mad and mentioned that he would have to stay with the baby because the baby can't go to the hospital. So I assume it's more of him being bitter about that. quote:See, I have several other friends that recently had kids. They all had help. He'll, one of my friends only had to worry about breastfeeding and catching up on sleep for the first few weeks. He boyfriend was great. What an absolute piece of poo poo this guy is. The comments also reveal she got pregnant three months in to their relationship, and that his personality 'changed' as the pregnancy progressed. LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Mar 15, 2018 |
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Mar 15, 2018 16:09
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fuckin yikes I'm worried for this girl's safety. Does withholding medical attention count as abuse?
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I'd ask why she can't just get non emergency patient transport to the hospital, but it's the US, so there's no point.
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Gorilla Salad posted:I'd ask why she can't just get outpatient transport to the hospital, but it's the US, so there's no point. She can and should call 911. She has Medicaid (even if she doesn't have a physical card) so she won't be out an ambulance bill. There are medical transport companies that will take Medicaid and Medicare patients to and from their appointments but they usually need weeks of lead time to make the schedule.
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loquacius posted:fuckin yikes I would say felony
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