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Theophany posted:You're right, but I'd argue that this screams "twenty-something who has not spoken to an adult woman in so long that my tween brother's girlfriend is looking pretty good to me." Some people who play MMOs absolutely do need to stop playing them quote:FYI this is a stupid fesh, but that's because it's real, and reality is boring and stupid most of the time. Man before my first kid learns to talk I'm gonna be talking poo poo about it with a smile on my face basically 24/7 (since I won't be sleeping) quote:I get random erections throughout the day, a side effect of a medication I'm on. Normally it happens just in the early hours of the day (3-7am) and it'll go away. Start wearing a long zip-up hoodie over your work clothes maybe Comedy option: jerk off in the bathroom
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First dude: gently caress 'em. Second dude: Get some compression shorts that are tight and they can secure it better to a position where it isn't protruding.
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 19:15 |
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Hey if Obama can parade around his airplane with a massive boner, we can too. They should add the right to bear boners to the constitution.
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 19:30 |
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......behind the balls?
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 19:45 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:......behind the balls? Yeah, what the gently caress??
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 19:52 |
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Oh, my dick? Nothing special, just 8 inches.
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 19:53 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Oh, my dick? Nothing special, just 8 inches. I know right, I would feel jealous but that's like 3 times the national average right?
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 19:54 |
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DandyLion posted:I know right, I would feel jealous but that's like 3 times the national average right? Poor feller.
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 19:55 |
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the average is like 5.5"
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 19:57 |
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T Bowl posted:the average is like 5.5" This is very disturbing
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 19:59 |
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DandyLion posted:This is very disturbing did they use to call you micro dandy?
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 20:00 |
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My gigantic dick is nothing but trouble and it's becoming a hindrance to me.
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 20:06 |
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T Bowl posted:did they use to call you micro dandy? I make up for my shortfall's with a luscious mane and dapper attire.
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 20:12 |
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DandyLion posted:This is very disturbing I found it more unsettling.
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 20:47 |
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Torquemada posted:I found it more unsettling. Crap was that the line. Almost flawless...
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 20:59 |
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Ugly Man With Huge Penis Unsure How To Get The Word Out
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# ? Mar 15, 2018 22:33 |
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Lol at the guy who reached the ripe old age of 35 without realizing that the way to hide an erection is to get on all four, meow like a cat, and follow the wall to the nearest exit.
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Personally I just securely wrap my penis in like 20 rubber bands every morning before work. Cut off that embarrassing blood supply before it even gets a chance to make a fool out of me. The tip of my penis is now permanently a purplish blue and the veins have started to go varicose. Essentially my junk looks sort of like a blue highlighter exploded onto an albino baby carrot, but at least I don't have awkward erections to deal with.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Personally I just securely wrap my penis in like 20 rubber bands every morning before work. Cut off that embarrassing blood supply before it even gets a chance to make a fool out of me. The tip of my penis is now permanently a purplish blue and the veins have started to go varicose. Essentially my junk looks sort of like a blue highlighter exploded onto an albino baby carrot, but at least I don't have awkward erections to deal with. I don't remember the last time I cringed as hard as I did reading this.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Personally I just securely wrap my penis in like 20 rubber bands every morning before work. Cut off that embarrassing blood supply before it even gets a chance to make a fool out of me. The tip of my penis is now permanently a purplish blue and the veins have started to go varicose. Essentially my junk looks sort of like a blue highlighter exploded onto an albino baby carrot, but at least I don't have awkward erections to deal with. Meow.
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 15:11 |
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I once had some issues with an allergy medication giving me boners () Biting my tounge and flexing my toes at the same time helped also JO often - single occupancy restrooms are your friend
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 15:36 |
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quote:I ride my motorbike around my town at night and I think about how easy it would be to rob a post office or shop (obviously not a bank, their security is too tight) and disappear. Are you a heist movie script quote:On my last visit to the doctor I was told that my health was so poor that I would most likely not survive another 5 years. I gotta say most of these "fat and proud" people tend toward the opposite end of the political spectrum, nice to see a 600-pound invalid Nazi for a change
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loquacius posted:I gotta say most of these "fat and proud" people tend toward the opposite end of the political spectrum, nice to see a 600-pound invalid Nazi for a change I really appreciate that plot twist!
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loquacius posted:Are you a heist movie script what is this magical wfh job because i would like to do this, but with weed instead of food
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:06 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Essentially my junk looks sort of like a blue highlighter exploded onto an albino baby carrot, but at least I don't have awkward erections to deal with. Perhaps just a bit too long for a new thread title
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:13 |
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To heist girl: The Place Beyond the Pines was not a how-to for robbing places
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:19 |
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Fat goon: You should check out the "my 600 pound life" thread. You could totally dominate the poo poo out of them scrawny malnourished bastards over there.
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:22 |
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I'm willing to bet that 600lb goon posts in YLLS and gives tons of fitness advice.
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 16:47 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:......behind the balls? How does one do this? Asking for my biology thesis
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Heinrich Hammler
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:28 |
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making GBS threads myself to own the libs
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:33 |
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Owning the libs by not being able to move around my own house
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 18:38 |
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Heist girl: Banks are pretty easy to rob as long as you're not trying to get into the vault. Tellers will just hand you the money to get you out. Word of advice, ask for a specific amount because they will give it to you (I wouldn't ask for much more than 20k if you're robbing a teller). Hardly any banks use dye packs anymore (and especially not on the teller line). Good luck!
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Solice Kirsk posted:Heist girl: Banks are pretty easy to rob as long as you're not trying to get into the vault. Tellers will just hand you the money to get you out. Word of advice, ask for a specific amount because they will give it to you (I wouldn't ask for much more than 20k if you're robbing a teller). Hardly any banks use dye packs anymore (and especially not on the teller line). Robbing a bank has much steeper penalties than robbing a store. If you rob a bank, the feds will be looking for you and actually put an effort into tracking you down. The security on site is told not to shoot or detain you unless you are making an obvious threat to bystanders, but all it takes is one wannabe badass bystander that watched too many NRA videos to gently caress it all up. Most small business are making a night drop at 6PM-ish and at closing time; so there won't be very much in the register; just what they need to make change. If it's a really small business, the cash will be in a safe that's going to be a huge hassle to remove and is not going to carry much anyways. If you were to rob an independent business you have a chance of the owner/manager shooting you, if you rob a chain the employees are told to just go along with your demands but they will have a timer on the safe that will prevent you from getting out with more than a handful of cash. On the upside if you rob a store it's just the local police looking and unless there's an injury involved or an obvious clue, they are not going to look very hard.
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:08 |
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what the gently caress did this thread turn into
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:15 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:what the gently caress did this thread turn into A soyboy convention. You won't see my 600lb fat rear end eat that poo poo
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loquacius posted:I gotta say most of these "fat and proud" people tend toward the opposite end of the political spectrum, nice to see a 600-pound invalid Nazi for a change Fat piece of poo poo is a fat piece of poo poo, no kidding
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text me a vag pic posted:Fat piece of poo poo is a fat piece of poo poo, no kidding Fat piece of poo poo is another obvious troll fesh (but a pretty good one actually). Jesus, these things are loving tailor made for our enjoyment but some folks are buying into the whole charade a little too seriously....
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# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:31 |
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Audax posted:A soyboy convention. You won't see my 600lb fat rear end eat that poo poo no, like.... onlybarelytongueincheekrobberychat
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Odd posted:How does one do this? Asking for my biology thesis If you ain't 8" soft gtfo
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