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Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004

fat gay nonce posted:

actually england are playing all 27 players with the help of some large raincoats and standing on each other's shoulders

Should've called up Crouch and Carroll to do that. Phwoar can you imagine?

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fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
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Winner, PWM POTM January
Our giant old strikers will block out the sun

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
i feel like john terry could provide some veteran leadership to that group along with being a rock solid presence in the center of defence

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
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bewbies posted:

i feel like john terry could provide some veteran leadership to that group along with being a rock solid presence in the center of defence

John Terry is busy selling tout tickets on the walk down Wembley Way

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
He could also do some solid racisms against opposing teams black players ftw

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

track day bro! posted:

He could also do some solid racisms against opposing teams black players ftw

And park where people from Chernobyl usually park

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

track day bro! posted:

He could also do some solid racisms against opposing teams black players ftw

He doesn't have to be in the team to do this tbf

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

vyelkin posted:

He doesn't have to be in the team to do this tbf

Quick someone teach England's brave John Terry how to play the tuba and get him in that band

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The only thing worse than that team is that font holy poo poo

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I will bring my vuvuzela to Russia this summer and I suggest you all do the same.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Blow vuvuzela get poloniumed

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008

Vegetable posted:

I was reading on Wikipedia and just learned that David Gold and David Sullivan are former pornographers. Incredible stuff

It's funny and all, but nowadays it makes them the most ethical club owners in the Premier League

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
International football is bad and should be ended

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

c0burn posted:

International football is bad and should be ended

As long as we dont have to put up with the Official Pukka Pies England Band

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May 13, 2003
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track day bro! posted:

As long as we dont have to put up with the Official Pukka Pies England Band

at the netherlands friendly I'm going to do a Gekitsui Shi onb them all

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Vegetable posted:

I was reading on Wikipedia and just learned that David Gold and David Sullivan are former pornographers. Incredible stuff

Always makes me laugh about Karen Brady holding herself up as a strong independent woman who is a good role model for women when she is literally in thrall to two old geezers who made their fortune off paying people down on their luck to get bummed on camera.

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
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Bacon Terrorist posted:

Always makes me laugh about Karen Brady holding herself up as a strong independent woman who is a good role model for women when she is literally in thrall to two old geezers who made their fortune off paying people down on their luck to get bummed on camera.

Nick and Sir Alun?

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

fat gay nonce posted:

Nick and Sir Alun?

:lol:

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett


there are 4 (four) players in this squad who I've never actually heard of

I don't know if that's because I'm old now and remember lee sharpe all the time, or because england are piss and fail, perhaps both

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

sebzilla posted:

Pickford

Maguire
Stones
Mawson

Walker
Wilshere
Henderson?
Young

Sterling
Vardy
Rashford

It's coming home

Use code tags please

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

c0burn posted:

International football is bad and should be ended

i think my reaction if we didn't go to russia wouldn't be far beyond, "oh well"

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Fuckin wilshire lol
Take big adoma Traore imo

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Bape Culture posted:

Fuckin wilshire lol
Take big adoma Traore imo

welbeck is a much more funny pick than wilshere imo

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Bape Culture posted:

Fuckin wilshire lol
Take big adoma Traore imo

shameful that big antti niemi's been overlooked again imo

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
International football is the best football, but it's not surprising that the English don't understand this

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

T Bowl posted:

welbeck is a much more funny pick than wilshere imo

Fanny Welbeck

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

oliwan posted:

International football is the best football, but it's not surprising that the English don't understand this

it's cause you learn something when you win it all and your life still sucks

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I just noticed Smalling didn’t get picked which means at least one person involved in professional football has realized how much of a garbage fire he is.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

oliwan posted:

International football is the best football, but it's not surprising that the English don't understand this

It is loving bad

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Murray was robbed. I mean Welbeck FFS.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

Murray was robbed. I mean Welbeck FFS.

For this break, sure. But Welbeck is straight-up a different player on the national side. He actually scores goals, for one.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Welbeck isn’t all that bad as long as you don’t consider him to be a striker. He’s perfectly competent when playing as a winger.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

blue footed boobie posted:

Welbeck isn’t all that bad as long as you don’t consider him to be a striker. He’s perfectly competent when playing as a winger.

You've got a really low opinion of wingers.

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

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not sure ive ever actually seen welbeck do anything good

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

EC10 posted:

not sure ive ever actually seen welbeck do anything good

The dive he just did was top notch.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

EC10 posted:

not sure ive ever actually seen welbeck do anything good

that one time when he

wait

there was the

hmmm

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
oh, got it!

that one time when he used to play for manchester united

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

He scored against Arsenal in the 8-2 lmao

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

blue footed boobie posted:

Welbeck isn’t all that bad as long as you don’t consider him to be a striker. He’s perfectly competent when playing as a winger.

so he's just a poo poo rashford then

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

kcer posted:

so he's just a poo poo rashford then

That’s an accurate statement.

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