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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

That baby parts box is the sickest, most hilarious thing I've seen in this thread for a while and that's saying something. Is wood the right medium to store any of that poo poo in? I can just imagine the smell.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
My baby teeth are all in a bag and smell fine

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Pick posted:

My baby teeth are all in a bag and smell fine

I was thinking more about the cord but also: ew

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

It won't smell. It'll just be creepy as gently caress.

Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata
gross dude

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Any recommendations for touch screen gloves? I'm after some for commuting and another pair for running/hiking.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



It’ll smell like beef jerky, you’ll have a hard time not chowing down

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Having a box full of bits that have fallen out of your baby is fine and good. Having a box full of bits that have fallen off someone else's baby is not OK.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

EL BROMANCE posted:

Having a box full of bits that have fallen out of your baby is fine and good. Having a box full of bits that have fallen off someone else's baby is not OK.

Well I was going to give it to them for the baby collecting. I don't even think Lanugo is on many babies that are carried to full term I think it gets reabsorbed in utero or something.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Sex Robot posted:

My recent arrivals from Chinaland

It's light and flimsy but looks cool and it will contain things. The rear of the box had some visible staples and the handle is plastic but it will certainly do it's job. It had a scent packet in it and smelled nice. Also it was packaged like a god drat fortress and for some reason had magic eraser foam taped to the top and bottom so free gift? I used one to deep clean my keyboard.

How large are these? I just bought several that look very similar from a dollarama recently for I'd say around two dollars but they're teeny.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
I actually got this thing from a market stall, I had to disable the music coz it drove me crazy, but my kid loves this ridiculous robo-princess. ( :ssh: I do too :ssh: )

Kid Electric Toys Baby Musical Toys Dancing Doll Flashing LED 3d Light Princess Toys Children Educational Toys Christmas Gifts
http://s.aliexpress.com/aEniyaMr


You have to see it in action.....

https://youtu.be/kff24LN-vxY

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

subpar anachronism posted:

How large are these? I just bought several that look very similar from a dollarama recently for I'd say around two dollars but they're teeny.

Closest thing I had for scale was the battery I just swapped out of my occulus controller.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Blue Train posted:

Oh that's another thing I like how you can order something with prime and it sits in limbo for a few days despite being in stock then they finally ship it and that still counts as two day delivery because they count from when they ship it. Amazon is steadily getting worse

yeah that sounds like a drat racket

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
do you think ordering cat toys from aliexpress would be safe?

i know makeup and electronic parts are bad, do you think the chinese are spraying cat feathers with pesticides?

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I would be more worried about cat toys being made with actual bits of cat in them

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

do you think ordering cat toys from aliexpress would be safe?

i know makeup and electronic parts are bad, do you think the chinese are spraying cat feathers with pesticides?

I wouldn’t buy anything that the cat might chew on. Who knows what asbestosy materials they’re using to stuff the toys. I think chasing and light up toys would be ok.

I always thought the catnip toys looked pretty dodgy too. Those cats are way too chilled.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I think you can mostly visually inspect. My cat likes the fluttery butterfly.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

erm... actually thieves should be summarily executed

r u ready to WALK posted:

I would be more worried about cat toys being made with actual bits of cat in them

"Hello, dear Buyer, please note product descraption is <<CAT Toy>>, this is what you receive, & cannot refundable."

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Hahahahaha

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


:prepop: wow

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Oh wow I'm the same way

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Glad to see that Lay-egg-is-true duck has a family. :duckie:

Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata

LINK

Or I could just search for dancing goose duck and find 20 of them. Idiot. :doh:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

i know makeup and electronic parts are bad

electronic parts are fine from ali. its the same factories that they come from anyway when you buy them somewhere else.

I've bought probably for about 10k electronics stuff, cables, power units, servo motors etc from ali by now and only had 1 power unit explode and three cables out of about 3000 be wired wrong.

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy

This actually seems kinda cool when you see it in action, at least interesting enough to keep a 4 yo amused for a few minutes (which given their attention spans is quite a feat).

e: The link :facepalm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsSbYV5OtdE

Related to this thread, this guy reviews various cheap products from the Internet and, occasionally more expensive ones held to super annoying vote begging ransom. The items are interesting although watching these videos is made much more difficult than it needs to be as he's millenial as gently caress. Still if you can resist the urge to scream, there's loads of items of interest that he puts to test.

Squish fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Mar 18, 2018

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I am buying these for my entire family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5LWPrIrpnc

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Looking to spruce up your stalker shrine?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

that's One Hour Photo af

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
two hot items 80% of goons will buy on sight



2 in 1 Practical Double Outdoor Multi-Function EDC Keychain Wolves Stainless Steel Mini Tools Pocket Opener Comb Out Box Cutter





10 Pcs/Lot EDC Gear Tactical Outdoor Hiking Boots Shoes Grenade Tightening

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I do not have the hair for that afro pick.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

I have some of these. They’re cute.

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry

I honestly looked at this and though it was some sort of Powerfork, because if more blades is better for razor, then wouldn't more tines be better for a fork? Hold your entire steak in it!

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

It looks like a pretty small and useless comb but I bet it makes an excellent fork, yes.

I'll let you know once it arrives

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


We had our power go out for about 30 hours recently and thank god for my habit of ordering weird LED lights from aliexpress

Here's some of what we used


These are pretty good, except you have to use a screwdriver to unscrew the back to replace the batteries. it had good battery life, though

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot...2796721159.html



this one is pretty bright and has a flashlight on the end

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot...2804058693.html


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New...2848881953.html

This one is pretty small but good at lighting up a whole area

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/COB...2826576078.html



I also got a Nitecore Tube which is a small but really good keychain light. This is the one I got and as far as I can tell it's authentic but who knows lol

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fre...2217692264.html

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

We had our power go out for about 30 hours recently and thank god for my habit of ordering weird LED lights from aliexpress

Should have gotten a travel handy

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Portable-Travel-Handy-Long-life-Ultralight-Hand-Warmer-Aluminum-Portable-Pocket-Hand-Warmer/32843365324.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE-b2LjRW5E

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

We had our power go out for about 30 hours recently and thank god for my habit of ordering weird LED lights from aliexpress

Here's some of what we used


These are pretty good, except you have to use a screwdriver to unscrew the back to replace the batteries. it had good battery life, though

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot...2796721159.html



this one is pretty bright and has a flashlight on the end

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot...2804058693.html


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New...2848881953.html

This one is pretty small but good at lighting up a whole area

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/COB...2826576078.html



I also got a Nitecore Tube which is a small but really good keychain light. This is the one I got and as far as I can tell it's authentic but who knows lol

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fre...2217692264.html
Are you actually BigClive?

Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata

Squish posted:

This actually seems kinda cool when you see it in action, at least interesting enough to keep a 4 yo amused for a few minutes (which given their attention spans is quite a feat).

e: The link :facepalm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsSbYV5OtdE

Related to this thread, this guy reviews various cheap products from the Internet and, occasionally more expensive ones held to super annoying vote begging ransom. The items are interesting although watching these videos is made much more difficult than it needs to be as he's millenial as gently caress. Still if you can resist the urge to scream, there's loads of items of interest that he puts to test.

This guy is insufferable.

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord
garbage a legitimate product I have purchased

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/999-Gold-One-Troy-Ounce-Atlantis-Mint-24k-Pure-Gold-Bullion-Bar-with-Free-Capsule/32727594634.html

I am 100% sure this is real gold despite a troy ounce being $1300. They don't seem to have noticed that it's printed as "bronze" in several of the products which is actually about that price point

Carecat fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Mar 18, 2018

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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Carecat posted:

garbage a legitimate product I have purchased

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/999-Gold-One-Troy-Ounce-Atlantis-Mint-24k-Pure-Gold-Bullion-Bar-with-Free-Capsule/32727594634.html

I am 100% sure this is real gold despite a troy ounce being $1300. They don't seem to have noticed that it's printed as "bronze" in several of the products which is actually about that price point

Wait what? They're selling $1300 worth of gold for $3, thinking (and the product saying) it's bronze?

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