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Smirr posted:I just had a quick sensible side-chuckle at the fact that Trump is the first president since Polk not to have any pets (though Andrew Johnson only "Fed white mice he found in his bedroom" ("name unknown", "number unknown")). His handlers probably considered getting him a dog at first but then realized that it would just end up mummified in a crawlspace somewhere after a week, somehow. It would be a small handbag dog, and we'd probably see it bite him on camera, with him hysterically trying to shake off the dog and punching it in front of the audience.
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Mar 19, 2018 20:25
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that would be the moment he truly became presidential
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Mar 19, 2018 20:27
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Blast of Confetti posted:my mechanic open carries I hate to break it to you but there's been at least one firearm in a mechanic's tool chest for like a long time lol  Wow gee
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Mar 19, 2018 20:27
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Pipski posted:When the going gets tough, you don't want a retard lawyer, you want a RETARD lawyer. This had me laughing out loud. Thanks.
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Mar 19, 2018 20:27
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Kumo posted:https://www.channel4.com/news/cambr...s-investigation If there is ever a better time to break out the gallows and guillotine, it is for this company and all the soulless monsters that run it. Seriously, just super hosed up cause it sounds like a dumb god damned conspiracy. But it is real. It's the real shadow org in all the crackpot conspiracies everyone talks about. And then there's that story about how some hardliner conservative republican owns nearly 70% of all local news affiliates and directs them to push out garbage that leads to chuds. Why don't these things get talked about more? Because Trump is living proof a retard can be anything he wants, even the President of the United States? And now my balls have violently and brutally detached themselves from me.
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Mar 19, 2018 20:29
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Broose posted:If there is ever a better time to break out the gallows and guillotine, it is for this company and all the soulless monsters that run it. Seriously, just super hosed up cause it sounds like a dumb god damned conspiracy. But it is real. It's the real shadow org in all the crackpot conspiracies everyone talks about. uhh but lots of people are talking about it and are super fed up with what's going on?
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Mar 19, 2018 20:32
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we posters with actual interest in this poo poo are not an accurate cross-section of the US population
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Mar 19, 2018 20:33
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my bro have u heard of the dsa or literally any other democratic grassroots political groups everyone in my age group that i've run in to aside from the random chud is royally pissed off
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Mar 19, 2018 20:34
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The self driving cars have finally tasted blood, we are hosed. Arizona is a comparative negligence state, I doubt she would get much considering that she was jay walking.
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Mar 19, 2018 20:44
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Haha is there seriously a self-driving car derail going on in this thread too while the Cambridge Analytica thing drops
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Mar 19, 2018 20:45
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someone summarize the CA thing because tbh ive already forgotten
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Mar 19, 2018 20:47
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https://twitter.com/MikeTokes/status/975816636052652032?s=20 um 2 people chanting
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http://www.businessinsider.com/hope-hicks-handwriting-notes-valentines-day-2018-3quote:Hope Hicks wrote the note Trump held reminding him to tell shooting survivors 'I hear you' — and the handwriting is a clear match to her Valentine's Day cards Man think of how much worse that thing could have gone if the Trump Steamerer wasn't there to tell him these things
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Mar 19, 2018 20:48
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Drug traffickers will be murdered by autonomous cars
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Mar 19, 2018 20:50
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Mar 19, 2018 20:51
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Blast of Confetti posted:someone summarize the CA thing because tbh ive already forgotten There's a whole data-center filled to brim with piss tape footage.
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Mar 19, 2018 20:52
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Kumo posted:https://www.channel4.com/news/cambr...s-investigation Oh my god this is delicious. Admitting to bribery and blackmail, as well as known contacts with Russian oligarchs  Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/MikeTokes/status/975816636052652032?s=20 The gently caress is a Trump Flag?
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Mar 19, 2018 20:54
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Smirr posted:I just had a quick sensible side-chuckle at the fact that Trump is the first president since Polk not to have any pets (though Andrew Johnson only "Fed white mice he found in his bedroom" ("name unknown", "number unknown")). His handlers probably considered getting him a dog at first but then realized that it would just end up mummified in a crawlspace somewhere after a week, somehow. I read somewhere that he sees pets and those that keep them as filthy, poor and stupid. He is legit confused at the concepts of companionship and unconditional love. Ideally he would go full Howard Hughes and live alone in a hermetically sealed vault with beautiful marble floors and tacky gold bullshit. But alas he needs constant attention and reaffirmation to how great he is.
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Mar 19, 2018 20:55
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Durf posted:I read somewhere that he sees pets and those that keep them as filthy and stupid. He is legit confused at the concepts of companionship and unconditional love. he was born in the wrong generation he is the prime candidate for a popular twitch streamer
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Mar 19, 2018 20:56
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Smirr posted:I just had a quick sensible side-chuckle at the fact that Trump is the first president since Polk not to have any pets (though Andrew Johnson only "Fed white mice he found in his bedroom" ("name unknown", "number unknown")). His handlers probably considered getting him a dog at first but then realized that it would just end up mummified in a crawlspace somewhere after a week, somehow. Trump's a germophobe who thinks all animals, including domesticated pets, are filthy. the man doesn't like dogs, you know he's an irredeemable rear end in a top hat efb but point still stands
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Mar 19, 2018 20:56
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Durf posted:Ideally he would go full Howard Hughes and live alone in a hermetically sealed vault with beautiful marble floors and tacky gold bullshit. But alas he needs constant attention and reaffirmation to how great he is.
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Mar 19, 2018 20:58
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The man doesn’t like dogs. You’ve elected a monster.
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Mar 19, 2018 21:02
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TulliusCicero posted:Oh my god this is delicious. Admitting to bribery and blackmail, as well as known contacts with Russian oligarchs A piss-soaked bedsheet
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Mar 19, 2018 21:03
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Blast of Confetti posted:he was born in the wrong generation he is the prime candidate for a popular twitch streamer lol hosed up but true.
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Mar 19, 2018 21:04
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Neukoln19 posted:I've always wondered what trump looks like right after he gets out of the shower. Like, what does his hair look like? Don't be silly, he doesn't actually take his hair into the shower.
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Mar 19, 2018 21:04
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Preoptopus posted:Klarbrunn is where it's at. LaCroix somehow manages to taste warm even when it's cold. 
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Mar 19, 2018 21:04
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yellowD posted:my body can't handle Infrastructure Week What are you talking about? Infrastructure week isn't due for another 55 days! http://infrastructureweek.org/
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Mar 19, 2018 21:08
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Smirr posted:I just had a quick sensible side-chuckle at the fact that Trump is the first president since Polk not to have any pets (though Andrew Johnson only "Fed white mice he found in his bedroom" ("name unknown", "number unknown")). His handlers probably considered getting him a dog at first but then realized that it would just end up mummified in a crawlspace somewhere after a week, somehow. spicer didn't count as a lap dog?
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Mar 19, 2018 21:10
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*runs into room, completely out of breath* PISS TAPE IS REAL
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Mar 19, 2018 21:12
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You are a person of fine taste.
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Mar 19, 2018 21:16
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It's not that weird because I've been immersed in it for what feels like the past 7 years but it is a little weird that our government is completely compromised by a foreign power
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Mar 19, 2018 21:22
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I can't believe how much time has passed since this moron was first making headlines with his word salad, to current day. It feels like decades
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Mar 19, 2018 21:24
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nickhimself posted:I can't believe how much time has passed since this moron was first making headlines with his word salad, to current day. It feels like decades Do you mean since his campaign, or is the joke that he literally has been making dumbshit headlines for decades
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Mar 19, 2018 21:25
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nickhimself posted:I can't believe how much time has passed since this moron was first making headlines with his word salad, to current day. It feels like decades time isnt real in the hell dimension
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Zelder posted:It's not that weird because I've been immersed in it for what feels like the past 7 years but it is a little weird that our government is completely compromised by a foreign power orchestrated by the same patriots who regard their own federal government as if it were some kind of occupying force the same guys who won't shut up about any perceived threat to our sovereignty the ones who claim to be tough and not scared of anything but who are very obviously terrified of everything outside their comfort zone, including unfamiliar mustards and salad greens land of the free, home of the brave indeed
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Mar 19, 2018 21:27
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KM Scorchio posted:The man doesn’t like dogs. The guy obsessed with loyalty doesn't like dogs. Edit: Had a trump moment pop fly to McGillicutty fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Mar 19, 2018 |
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Novo posted:orchestrated by the same patriots who regard their own federal government as if it were some kind of occupying force It's exhausting, yah White people, man
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