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DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Doggles posted:

Last year, I [20F] had a polyamorous relationship with my step sister [20F] and boyfriend at the time [21M]. She is having his baby next month and I am still messed up about everything.


Pretend I bolded the whole thing.

:piss:

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Doggles posted:

Last year, I [20F] had a polyamorous relationship with my step sister [20F] and boyfriend at the time [21M]. She is having his baby next month and I am still messed up about everything.


Pretend I bolded the whole thing.

I swear I saw this porn once.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
The thing I find most unbelievable about that story is that they somehow had sex while tripping on acid.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Jim Barris posted:

The thing I find most unbelievable about that story is that they somehow had sex while tripping on acid.

what's odd about that? its one of the more difficult drugs to have sex on but not that much more difficult

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

quote:

But I can't do that. She is technically family.

I feel like this is no longer true once you've hosed her

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I wonder what they look like

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
The Venn Diagram of 'people you have hosed' and 'people who are your family' should have no non-spousal overlap

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
I bet their Pornhub channel is super boring and just coasts on premise

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

loquacius posted:

OP did nothing wrong, down with Rick and all Ricks

Morty. Hey Morty. Morty. Check it out, I'm *burp* pedo Rick. Pedo Rick over here.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

I can’t help but laugh at how the boyfriend was obviously more attracted to the sister, skeeved his way into a threesome, then jumped ship when the opportunity presented itself

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Sister-to-sister is normally an impossible switch, but he found the loophole

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Clark Nova posted:

I can’t help but laugh at how the boyfriend was obviously more attracted to the sister, skeeved his way into a threesome, then jumped ship when the opportunity presented itself

And it was all because he had the resolve to succeed where Jerry failed.

Also AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Incoherence
May 22, 2004

POYO AND TEAR

Doggles posted:

Last year, I [20F] had a polyamorous relationship with my step sister [20F] and boyfriend at the time [21M]. She is having his baby next month and I am still messed up about everything.


Pretend I bolded the whole thing.
See, this is why you don't have threesomes with people you can't get away from.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

boner confessor posted:

what's odd about that? its one of the more difficult drugs to have sex on but not that much more difficult

It's never worked for me and I've talked to other people about it and they've expressed the same sentiment but drugs effect everyone differently.

girl pants
Sep 21, 2006
I feel a great disturbance in my pants

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

The Venn Diagram of 'people you have hosed' and 'people who are your family' should have no non-spousal overlap

what if you marry your stepsibling

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

You can do LSD along with other poo poo and not realize how hosed up you are from the other substance. I’m guessing that’s what was going on* because she seemed to describe it like being roofied rather than being too busy staring at blades of grass to gently caress her melting purple boyfriend.


*knowingly or not :smith:

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Clark Nova posted:

You can do LSD along with other poo poo and not realize how hosed up you are from the other substance. I’m guessing that’s what was going on* because she seemed to describe it like being roofied rather than being too busy staring at blades of grass to gently caress her melting purple boyfriend.


*knowingly or not :smith:

"My mind was extremely hazy and it was difficult for me to organize my thoughts" sounds like acid to me

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Clark Nova posted:

I can’t help but laugh at how the boyfriend was obviously more attracted to the sister, skeeved his way into a threesome, then jumped ship when the opportunity presented itself
i think anytime someone suggests a 3some or open relationship with specifically someone else in mind they really just wanna gently caress that other person and you're there as a safety net.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
People are retarded and suck rear end

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

girl pants posted:

what if you marry your stepsibling

If we're lucky, we could ask this couple in a few years.

My boyfriend [31M] and I [27F] share a step-parent.

quote:

Basically my boyfriend’s mom married his step-dad, then 20 years later they got divorced, then his step-dad married my mom, moved in with us, and introduced his 19yo every-other-weekend stepson to his new 14yo stepdaughter to create a nice blended family. I viewed my stepdad as my dad because he was a good guy and I’d never really had one before, and we became close.

And then 6 years later my step-dad decided he’d made a huge mistake, divorced my mom, and got back with my boyfriend’s mom.

So, you know, just normal stuff.

My boyfriend were always friends and there was always an undercurrent of flirting but we never acted on it because of the age gap and the fact that we both called the same person “Dad.”

And when our shared step-dad cheated on my mom with his mom, we (understandably) fell mostly out of touch.

But started talking a lot more recently and it’s clear that the connection is still there. We’ve been privately together for a few months now and it’s great. A huge part of me wants to spend the rest of my life with him. But I keep coming back to the family stuff.

Obviously he knows it’s weird but he’s more blasé about it. To him, we should just go public and people can deal.

By “people,” I mean my mom who:

loathes my ex-step-dad
hates my bf by the power of the transitive property
(not unfairly) views my bf’s mom as a homewrecker.

And his mom, who:

(sort of) wrecked my parents’ marriage
(not unfairly) hates my mom because of divorce drama
I was awful to in the aftermath of the divorce
I now have a polite but wary relationship with.

And we can't forget my ex-step-dad, who:

was and is a good dad (if a terrible husband)
still thinks of me as his step-daughter.
continues to play the "dad" role in my life (like coming over when my kitchen flooded, attending my graduation) because he's the only one I've got.
will be very uncomfortable by us being in a romantic relationship.

I still have some unresolved issues with.

On the one hand, it’s a toxic mess. I’ve been sitting around for the last two weeks thinking about all of the weird implications and incoming drama and it’s just a dumpster fire.

On the other hand, I genuinely love this man, and if I'm being honest, I have for nearly decade. He is funny, smart, kind, and he makes me unbelievably happy. Every other romantic relationship I've had feels like a poor imitation of this one. If it weren’t for the family stuff, I’d be full speed ahead. To not move forward seems cowardly and like the worst mistake I could possibly make.

TL;DR: My boyfriend and I have the same number saved as “Dad” in our phones. Am I insane? How do we even deal?

girl pants
Sep 21, 2006
I feel a great disturbance in my pants

Doggles posted:

If we're lucky, we could ask this couple in a few years.

My boyfriend [31M] and I [27F] share a step-parent.

I feel like there's nothing in this story that's really out-and-out wrong but god it gives me the willies

girl pants
Sep 21, 2006
I feel a great disturbance in my pants
I [35 M] caught using a hidden camera to peek at my sister-in-law [22 F] naked. I'm as hosed as hosed can be.

quote:

I don't know where to begin. I'm 35 and married, no kids. Wife is also 35. My wife's sister, whom we'll call Stephanie, is often over at our house with her husband. I didn't mean to, but I always found myself staring at Stephanie and being extremely attracted to her. I really couldn't help it. I'm devoted to my wife, but Stephanie looks just like my wife did a decade ago, so how was I not supposed to be attracted to her? Besides that, Stephanie and her husband like to come over and use our pool and all those times of seeing her in her bikini didn't help.

Well today I royally hosed up and now our whole extended family is probably going to implode.

Stephanie and her husband are putting in some fancy new shower and tub. They only have one bathroom and they could be without theirs for a week or two. Well, Stephanie called today and asked if she could pop over and take a shower.

I don't know what came over me. Something about the thought of her being naked, right here, almost close enough to see, just sent me into overdrive. I'm not trying to make excuses, but I honestly don't think I've ever been that horny. It really clouded my judgement and if I had just went off and jerked off or something I know I never would've done what I did next.

I have this motion-activated pen camera. Records on a mini memory card. Looks just like a normal pen except for one little dot where the lens is that you'd never really notice. I don't have it for any nefarious reasons. I bought it several months back when I was dealing with a situation at my work where I needed to protect myself legally.

Well, my dumb rear end ran and got that pen and planted it in the bathroom before Stephanie came over. She arrived, and I puttered around in the garage while she showered. Honestly, I wasn't even nervous, just excited. I really didn't even consider the idea that I'd get caught. She finished showering, I assume told my wife bye, and I saw her leave from inside the garage.

Well, when I went and retrieved the pen and downloaded the video a little later, I was in for a horrible surprise.

The video showed Stephanie come in, undress, shower, the normal stuff. After a few minutes, she got out and started doing the weird naked lotion rituals that women all seem to do.

That's when she stopped mid-lotioning and stared intently at the camera for several seconds. You can imagine my reaction when watching it. I went from being more horny than I've ever been in my life and excited at finally seeing the object of my lust naked to feeling like I was going to throw up. I knew what I was seeing, but I didn't believe it. But then Stephanie reached out and picked up the pen and brought it in close to her face and I knew I was completely hosed. She stared at it for several seconds and it was obvious from her shocked expression that she knew what it was and then she quickly put it back down with the camera pointing down and the rest of the video was just blackness.

I don't know how she noticed it. The only thing I can figure is that my wife must have told her about the pen at some point and told her about my work situation. Maybe she even showed it to her. You'd never suspect in a million years that this pen had a camera in it, though, even if you picked it up. So somehow she knew about it.

And now, hours later, I'm sitting here in hell waiting for the other shoe to drop and feeling sick. This will destroy my extended family. My wife, I have no idea what she'll do. I don't think she'd leave me over simply peeking at someone naked, but if the fallout with her family is bad enough she might.

The waiting is killing me. I know it's coming. I assume Stephanie hasn't seen her husband yet tonight (he works late) or he'd be over here trying to kick my rear end right now. He's a big jealous guy and not the type to let this sort of thing slide AT ALL.

Should I just preemptively tell my wife and beg for mercy? Should I try to talk to Stephanie and beg her not to say anything? I have no idea what to do. I just want to crawl in a hole and die. I wish I had a time machine.

tl;dr Got super horny and planted a spy cam to check out my sister-in-law naked. She found it. I'm hosed and waiting and don't know what to do next.

gosh i was just SO HORNY i just COULD NOT HELP MYSELF! it wasn't me it was my INFERNAL DICK!

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

girl pants posted:

I [35 M] caught using a hidden camera to peek at my sister-in-law [22 F] naked. I'm as hosed as hosed can be.


gosh i was just SO HORNY i just COULD NOT HELP MYSELF! it wasn't me it was my INFERNAL DICK!

he keeps saying he hosed up and is dumb so often that it really does feel like he's trying to use it as an excuse or justification

oopsie woopsie I made a wittle fucko and put this spy cam pen in the bathwoom

Barudak
May 7, 2007

girl pants posted:

I [35 M] caught using a hidden camera to peek at my sister-in-law [22 F] naked. I'm as hosed as hosed can be.


gosh i was just SO HORNY i just COULD NOT HELP MYSELF! it wasn't me it was my INFERNAL DICK!

If he was actually flagelating himself instead of just verbally doing it we might be getting somewhere.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

girl pants posted:

I [35 M] caught using a hidden camera to peek at my sister-in-law [22 F] naked. I'm as hosed as hosed can be.


gosh i was just SO HORNY i just COULD NOT HELP MYSELF! it wasn't me it was my INFERNAL DICK!
lol at this dude being 35 and trying to pull this.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

girl pants posted:

I [35 M] caught using a hidden camera to peek at my sister-in-law [22 F] naked. I'm as hosed as hosed can be.


gosh i was just SO HORNY i just COULD NOT HELP MYSELF! it wasn't me it was my INFERNAL DICK!

Hope his wife divorces his rear end. What a fuckin' creep.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
"You'd never suspect in a million years that this pen had a camera in it, though, even if you picked it up. So somehow she knew about it."

Maybe it was the fact that you had a pen in your bathroom, idiot.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

girl pants posted:

I [35 M] caught using a hidden camera to peek at my sister-in-law [22 F] naked. I'm as hosed as hosed can be.


that's the good stuff

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I mean, he's actually only sorry that he was found out. He states it several times throughout the post and his fake remorse only stems from that dread. That guy is a future rapist.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

girl pants posted:

I [35 M] caught using a hidden camera to peek at my sister-in-law [22 F] naked. I'm as hosed as hosed can be.


gosh i was just SO HORNY i just COULD NOT HELP MYSELF! it wasn't me it was my INFERNAL DICK!

Men are scum.

girl pants
Sep 21, 2006
I feel a great disturbance in my pants

Palpek posted:

I mean, he's actually only sorry that he was found out. He states it several times throughout the post and his fake remorse only stems from that dread. That guy is a future rapist.

the cool thing is that when he gets caught he's going to try the "I was just so horny I couldn't control myself" defense and he's going to Go Directly To Jail

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

dudeness posted:

"You'd never suspect in a million years that this pen had a camera in it, though, even if you picked it up. So somehow she knew about it."

Maybe it was the fact that you had a pen in your bathroom, idiot.

Is it that weird? I tend to empty my pockets when I take my clothes off for a shower or to chuck em in the wash (washer is in the bathroom), so I frequently have pens or such chillin by my sink. Not a bad place for them either cause when I'm getting ready the next morning boom, there's my pen.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
men do this

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
lol at just putting a pen on the sink or wherever and think yup that's totally fine, no one will know

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

ArbitraryC posted:

Is it that weird? I tend to empty my pockets when I take my clothes off for a shower or to chuck em in the wash (washer is in the bathroom), so I frequently have pens or such chillin by my sink. Not a bad place for them either cause when I'm getting ready the next morning boom, there's my pen.

If the washer is in the bathroom then it isn't that weird, but otherwise it's weird yes.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

girl pants posted:

I [35 M] caught using a hidden camera to peek at my sister-in-law [22 F] naked. I'm as hosed as hosed can be.


gosh i was just SO HORNY i just COULD NOT HELP MYSELF! it wasn't me it was my INFERNAL DICK!

The guy is a loving moron but I have to think that if she actually knew what it was she wouldn't have just put it down and left it there. He's probably in the clear with the family but someone really should :murder: him.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
If only Hugh had that any of the times I showered at his house

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


His responses in the thread are even worse:

Spycam OP posted:

I'm not trying to not take responsibility. I am totally responsible.

But what I'm saying is the honest truth. I am not the kind of person who does poo poo like this or thinks it's okay to spy on their sister-in-law naked. That is wrong beyond the telling of it.

But when I got so horny about her being here naked, I no longer gave a poo poo about anything. I wanted what I wanted and that was all that mattered. I deserve the blame, I did it, but that is not something I normally go around being.

I mean, what do you do when an emotion (anger, lust, whatever) makes you not give a poo poo about the consequences? It's not like you can just snap out of it, because the person you are, right then, doesn't give a poo poo about snapping out of it.

I'm not being cute or trying to dodge blame. I'm dead serious. What the hell are you supposed to do when your sexual biology can get yanked so hard that it literally makes you want to do something you would normally never do?
I was exaggerating with the "future rapist" but after reading those I'm 100% sure it's the case.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Palpek posted:

His responses in the thread are even worse:

I was exaggerating with the "future rapist" but after reading those I'm 100% sure it's the case.

He is a rapist

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