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Yep. Fun times. I[43M] found a used condom in the bin that my wife[43F] and I have in our bedroom. We have not used a condom in the last decade and I have no idea what should I do now? quote:u/grandeeur Reddit thinks the condom is the daughter's. I think the daughter kicked over the trash can to alert the dad to the presence of a condom while keeping her hands clean 
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Mar 26, 2018 21:50
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False flag
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Mar 26, 2018 21:52
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Pick posted:False flag something something 'half-mast' joke
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Mar 26, 2018 21:53
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I know how stupid teenagers are, but I refuse to believe that there is a teenager stupid enough to use a condom in their parents' bedroom, then put the condom in the trash can in said room, then not treat that trash can as though it's the loving nuclear football until it is emptied.
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Mar 26, 2018 21:54
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girl pants posted:Yep. Fun times. Yeah, it's that. She would have picked it up if it was her condom. Or she's trying to get her parents divorced.
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Mar 26, 2018 21:56
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Eh, I'd say it's her condom. Teenagers are loving dumb. Yes, this dumb. I was a teenager once, I'd know. I at least would see it as a serious possibility if I was him, parents think they know their teenage children and are insanely wrong all the time.
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Mar 26, 2018 22:22
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ALFbrot posted:I know how stupid teenagers are, but I refuse to believe that there is a teenager stupid enough to use a condom in their parents' bedroom, then put the condom in the trash can in said room, then not treat that trash can as though it's the loving nuclear football until it is emptied. There's basically no way it isn't his daughter's condom. Teenagers have sex just like adults and are often very, very stupid and immature about it... just like adults.
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Mar 26, 2018 22:35
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If you don't believe that the daughter would gently caress up and forget to take the condom with here then you shouldn't believe that a grown woman would cheat on her husband in their own bedroom, use a condom knowing that they haven't used one in forever and then forget to take it with her. Both are of course possible but one is way more probable.
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Mar 26, 2018 22:42
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It's my condom; I put it there
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Mar 26, 2018 22:44
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:It's my condom; I put it there Sit down, spartacus
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Mar 26, 2018 22:46
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I feel like all you would have to do is ask the wife and her reaction would say it all. Either she thinks it's the daughter's and sits her down for a talk or she has some other dumb excuse and it's hers. She's painted into a corner either way.
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Mar 26, 2018 22:47
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girl pants posted:Yep. Fun times. Lol wife's cheating on him
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Mar 26, 2018 22:50
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tactlessbastard posted:Sit down, spartacus No, Im Spartacum
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Mar 26, 2018 22:51
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I’m Spurtacum
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Palpek posted:If you don't believe that the daughter would gently caress up and forget to take the condom with here then you shouldn't believe that a grown woman would cheat on her husband in their own bedroom, use a condom knowing that they haven't used one in forever and then forget to take it with her. Both are of course possible but one is way more probable. Unless she's trying to cause a fight between her parents, of course.
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Mar 26, 2018 22:55
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I can believe that a teen would gently caress in her parents' room, and even be dumb enough to leave the condom in their trash can. I can not believe that the same teen would then conspicuously knock the trash can over and then feel ok with the parents cleaning it up, rather than just saying "oh poo poo" and doing it herself
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Mar 26, 2018 23:04
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I don't understand why some people are so positive it's the daughter? There's not enough information to be sure. For all we know this dude has never emptied the bin in his life and only a freak accident would have revealed it to him, so his wife felt fine about leaving it for a day or two. I think a teenager would be equally if not more paranoid about leaving behind evidence. Literally this guy could be a moron and his wife's been cheating on him for like 5 years and he hasn't noticed so she's completely cocky about it now.
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Mar 26, 2018 23:05
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At the same time, the dude his wife is cheating on with or the guy the daughter slept with would likely have been the one disposing of the condom anyway. The daughter/wife might have just forgotten about it in post-coital amnesia.
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Mar 26, 2018 23:08
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Ultimate twist: he's autosomnosexual. It's his condom.
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Mar 26, 2018 23:15
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Barudak posted:No, Im Spartacum I thought this was a case error but then I realized I just don't get jokes
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Mar 26, 2018 23:23
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Daughter knows and has been keeping the secret for mom, but has started to feel bad about it. If Dad finds out, daughter is off the hook for not telling him and can feel the weight is off her shoulders. Then the whole new weight of a divorce and custody battle can be placed on her shoulders.
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Mar 26, 2018 23:38
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Why not both? What if dude's wife is cheating on him, his daughter is doing it on his bed, and they're both equally dumb enough to leave condoms in the trash can? I'll write the movie script.
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Mar 26, 2018 23:44
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girl pants posted:Yep. Fun times. Ah, so there's a nifty thing for this. You know how sharks have Ampullae of Lorenzini, a sense organ that detects electrical fields in the water so they can more easily find their prey? Penises have them too, but attuned to cum. If he puts the condom on, his dick will guide him to the source and then he will know. I knew a guy who could sense it for miles around, called him Shark Dick. Real bastard of a guy, to be honest, but thorough.
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Mar 26, 2018 23:46
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there was a second cum shooter
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Mar 26, 2018 23:49
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The daughter hosed in their parents bedroom and left the condom there so that they don't suspect her. The twist is that the mom cheated on her husband in her daughter's room and left the condom there so that he doesn't suspect her, he just hasn't gone through his daughter's trashcan yet.
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Mar 27, 2018 00:46
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Lmao at the woefully inadequate tldr here I [22F] thinks this guy [21M] feels bad for me u/raina45 quote:I met this guy who said he wants to hookup with me cause its rare for a girl to have a virgin tight vagina these days.
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How do I (30F) uninvite our creepy neighbor (70'sM) to my son's 1st birthday party?quote:We moved into this house 3.5 months ago. Our neighbor across the street introduced himself right away. In the weeks/months following we've chatted outside a few times a week. He's brought us food a handful of times. I baked him cookies for Christmas. He seemed just like a typical older man/nice neighbor. We invited him to our sons first birthday which is coming up soon. 
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Haifisch posted:How do I (30F) uninvite our creepy neighbor (70'sM) to my son's 1st birthday party? I still advise they move.
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:
lol Haifisch posted:How do I (30F) uninvite our creepy neighbor (70'sM) to my son's 1st birthday party? 
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Mar 27, 2018 01:09
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Were there ever updates on the creepy neighbor one? Super curious/horrified.
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Mar 27, 2018 01:12
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girl pants posted:Yep. Fun times. Otherwise, one of the kids' condoms. Other other wise, cheating I guess. But I don't see why she'd cheat at home and leave a condom in the bin. It's lose-lose-lose there.
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Admiral Ray posted:Ah, so there's a nifty thing for this. You know how sharks have Ampullae of Lorenzini, a sense organ that detects electrical fields in the water so they can more easily find their prey? Penises have them too, but attuned to cum. If he puts the condom on, his dick will guide him to the source and then he will know. I knew a guy who could sense it for miles around, called him Shark Dick. Real bastard of a guy, to be honest, but thorough. I would watch that Netflix original.
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Mar 27, 2018 01:16
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That's like one of the mysteries they make you solve in a video game. "Yeah we found that 60% of playtesters still agreed to leave the kid alone with the guy, can you add a line about selling him or something?"
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Barudak posted:vituperative Well I just learned some new vocab. Thank you Professor Barudak. (Not sarcasm. It doesn't happen very often.)
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Khorne posted:Hot take: wife used it with a dildo. well, people can be pretty dumb...
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So I've posted before that the funniest part of JustNoMIL is that the huge martyrdom complex that so many of the posters have. One 'feature' of the subreddit is a bot that compiles all you previous posts into a list of clickable links. What you end up with are tables of contents from a bunch of the worst Encyclopedia Brown books ever:   
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Mar 27, 2018 03:07
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it's like the narcissist parents one. so what, you have narcissist parents. you and a bunch of people. i have it on extremely good confidence your mother can try to drown you in a sink multiple times and you can still continue to live your life and even get along once she's properly medicated, like you're some sort of particular treat either
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Raised by narcissists is 2018s spicy new version of "gaslighting". That is, a phrase that once meant something but now describes "any interpersonal conflict I don't like" except this one involves parents.
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Also people inevitably exaggerate stuff to fit in with the victim complex better. You can't get reddit attention with your regular old selfish parent when everyone else is posting their parents that act like they were ripped directly from a Shakespearean tragedy. On that note, have a 16 year old finding the ultimate place to whine about their mom: I'm only 16 but I've learned a lot about being a parent from people my age and a lot about how kids act from my Nmom quote:For example, my friend asked how to do something on a graphing calculator and my immediate reaction was to grab it from her. She pulled it away and told me not to do it for her, but just to tell her how to do it so she can learn herself. I had sort of an epiphany at that point because snatching things out my hands was my Nmom's knee jerk reaction when I didn't know how to do something. I figured that good parents must show their children how to do something instead of just robbing their children from an opportunity to learn by doing it themselves.
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