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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
is jeb short for jebediah

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codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Kurtofan posted:

is jeb short for jebediah

I don’t know but JEB! is short for John Ellis Bush Exclamation Point.

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf

Kurtofan posted:

tell me you made those names up

J.R. Simplot's daughter Gay Simplot was married to Butch Otter


:bravo2:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Blister posted:

J.R. Simplot's daughter Gay Simplot was married to Butch Otter


:bravo2:

april fool's is sunday :cmon:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



codenameFANGIO posted:

I don’t know but JEB! is short for John Ellis Bush Exclamation Point.

he's called JE!B now

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Sloppy Milkshake posted:

what about trump dying under trump because extremely lmao:


Forgetting I caused this with my vote when I die of cancer alone to be own the libs

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Kurtofan posted:

is jeb short for jebediah

jeb is like GOB from arrested development, its short for john elliot bush or something like that

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

So accurate. Once you hit the crest of the pass you ain't on the city no more, boy.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

codenameFANGIO posted:

I don’t know but JEB! is short for John Ellis Bush Exclamation Point.

JEB bush at the ATM machine entering his PIN number

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pooky posted:

So accurate. Once you hit the crest of the pass you ain't on the city no more, boy.

I visited Spokane once to visit my grandfather after he shacked up with a woman who turned out to be crazy. The most exciting thing there was a USAF base outside of town.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I visited Spokane once to visit my grandfather after he shacked up with a woman who turned out to be crazy. The most exciting thing there was a USAF base outside of town.

that sounds very unconstitutional

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


john ellis bush bush

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Jebb! spells his name thusly, with two Bs for a “double dose” of his “bustin”

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
oh look, more dumb farmers

quote:

Farmers around the world have forever battled with the inconsistencies of variable weather and market prices that can change daily. Now, American soy farmers have another threat: a possible boycott of their product by China, the world’s largest importer, as part of a tit-for-tat trade war started by President Trump.

Many of the farmers here [Missouri] voted for Mr Trump. He beat Hillary Clinton in the state – 56 per cent of the vote to her 38 per cent. In Buchanan County, where Mr Rogers lives, his victory was an even more convincing 60:34.
...
The American Soybean Association, a 95-year-old trade organisation which says it represents 21,000 US soybean producers, says “retaliation by China will cost farmers their livelihoods”. It was also critical of Mr Trump’s decision to impose tariffs.

“Farm incomes are down nearly 50 per cent from 2013. There is a real struggle in agriculture to keep everything going right now. It’s extremely frustrating to have the administration taking aim at our largest trading partner,” the group says.

“We previously requested a meeting with President Trump to discuss our concerns and have received no response to date.”

:qq:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Literal soyboys

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
wrong thread

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Oh wow, I hope my uncle's farm isn't hurting too bad because of the orange terror.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Gringostar posted:

that sounds very unconstitutional

the gently caress is this supposed to mean :confused:

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

the gently caress is this supposed to mean :confused:

its a long running joke about how the airforce is technically unconstitutional.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




"We need a strong president who will put America First!"

"No not like that"

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

lmao that they still think bigly of him

they all loving knew he would destroy their lives and still voted for him to trigger the libs

have fun with that

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Philthy posted:

lmao that they still think bigly of him

they all loving knew he would destroy their lives and still voted for him to trigger the libs

have fun with that

I seriously doubt they thought he'd destroy their lives. imo the average trump voter is too dumb to understand anything like economics, kinda like trump himself.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


farmers know how much they benefit from illegal immigrants and free trade. Racism is just more important.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Racism and economics aren't separate in the Trump base. We're doing poorly not because 85%+ of our growth never touches the hands of 98% of the population, "we're doing poorly because immigrants are taking our money! :bahgawd: If you remove the immigrants and the other lazy bums, we make America better!”

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


The actual solution to #MAGA includes unfucking idle, offshore dividends swept away from our society to never be used to actually improve our economic capacity and competitiveness beyond what operational minimums a board of directors determines is necessary to keep producing growth.

Amazon isn't super hyper magical; they're lucky, they're disruptive, they're smart, but they also re-invest back into their company at a rate almost unheard of today and it's given them the capacity to totally crush their anemic, blood-letted competition.

Try explaining this to a maga chud and you come off like a communist, not someone pointing out that you're wielding capitalism wrong...or at least sub-optimally / for the wrong goals.

admissibly, the solution to wrangling idle capital is :ussr: but you can frame it differently from the outset as a juiced-up, people-focused, stronger form of capitalism

Potato Salad has issued a correction as of 17:05 on Mar 29, 2018

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
run the govt like a business they say (note: businesses are managed top-down)
in this analogy citizens are employees and the business can't fire anyone. and has almost zero choice of who to hire. any halfway competent business in that situation would immediately dedicate enormous resources towards their employee's education & development.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
also relevant to thread: The Alt-Right Is Self-Destructing

quote:

“Antifa is winning,” Spencer conceded in a video.

:)

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Me, very Frumishly: "My centrist desire to let the Nazis be heard is what radicalized antifa to beat their asses nonstop, and thus we see how centrism is the primary driver of all good things"

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Burt Sexual posted:

I seriously doubt they thought he'd destroy their lives. imo the average trump voter is too dumb to understand anything like economics, kinda like trump himself.

Nah, they have a quote right in there that if Trump really does follow through with China tariffs promises he made in his campaign they would have to "just find other markets.". Welp, here they are and now they are fucccked.

They were very well aware he was going to do this, and it would ruin them.

They stood in line and voted for it to happen.

Philthy has issued a correction as of 19:03 on Mar 29, 2018

raminasi
Jan 25, 2005

a last drink with no ice

The writer had a lot of fun with this.

quote:

An opposing alt-right movement accuses people like Anglin of “optics-cucking,” a reference to a porn genre in which a man watches another man have sex with his wife. (The term was in vogue with the alt-right long before Parrott stood on a box outside a trailer to watch Heimbach have sex with Parrott’s wife, according to a police report in the incident.)

quote:

Among the optics-skeptical is Chris Cantwell, a white supremacist who featured prominently in a Vice documentary on the Unite the Right rally, and who later became a meme when he cried on camera.

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

raminasi posted:

The writer had a lot of fun with this.

(The term was in vogue with the alt-right long before Parrott stood on a box outside a trailer to watch Heimbach have sex with Parrott’s wife, according to a police report in the incident.)



Goddddddddaaaaayummmm

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
Literally getting cucked to own the libs

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
jesus christ

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

That’s a big couch

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

I know a couple with a cumulative $320k of debt. $30k is bitch money.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Zeroisanumber posted:

I know a couple with a cumulative $320k of debt. $30k is bitch money.

Bitch got some nice boots too. Credit cards are the governments tool.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Burt Sexual posted:

That’s a big couch

Big enough for a big loving idiot.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
it'd be funny to sit down with a bunch of strict constitutionalists and ask them to explain what's in the constitution and

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Submarine Sandpaper posted:

farmers know how much they benefit from illegal immigrants and free trade. Racism is just more important.

a truly awful episode of the daily had mikey barbs interviewing some chud farmer about his need for migrant labor and he was all “well they should maybe become some sort of citizen but only after they pick my almonds for several years at slave wages”


so naturally he voted for trump

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