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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
War with Russia would be absolutely disastrous for the UK and opening some kind of dialogue would be the only way to stop total devastation were it to happen. AGC.

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jabby
Oct 27, 2010

I know they have to make him recognisable, but if I were Stephen Hawking I'd be pissed if I got to heaven and still had motor neurone disease.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Cloud Potato posted:

Evening Standard:


I spoke too soon

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Two non-horrible Macs? He must be saving up for something really heinous.

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider

jabby posted:

I know they have to make him recognisable, but if I were Stephen Hawking I'd be pissed if I got to heaven and still had motor neurone disease.

https://twitter.com/JessHealyWalton/status/973815544976756736

:shrug:

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

I can't help but think that most disabled people would wave their disability away with a magic wand if they could. Especially something as severe and lovely as Hawking had.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I get the sentiment, but if everyone has to remain in eternity with ALS or lymphoma or bedridden or however they were during the latter stages of their life, then they may as well just put horns on St. Peter and call it a day.

Same goes for the thing about whether people are forever the age that they die or forever the age that they were happiest and whether its ageist to say that someone wouldn't be old in Heaven if their late decades loving sucked.

Maybe they should just go the route of the original depictions and do a ton of hallucinogens before depicting him as a face with twelve wings radiating cuboids.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


On the one hand Hawking absolutely hated his disability and there's no doubt he would have gotten rid of it if there was an option to. On the other, he simply saw his body as a machine with failing parts, so he'd probably find the idea of being able bodied in death to be laughable.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Guy was an atheist so he probably would find it weird ending up in heaven anyway.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

What exactly is his disability going to stop him doing in Heaven anyway? Is there a darts game he won't be able to take part in?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I hope there is, otherwise Bowen's going to be a bit bored.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Gavin Williamson's speech on Salisbury – Gavin Williamson urged Russia to “go away and shut up” when asked how the Kremlin should respond to the expulsion of 23 of its spies" After Fuseli.

Telegraph:

The Salisbury attack was appalling. But we must avoid a drift to conflict - Jeremy Corbyn

Independent:


Times:

Jim Bowen obituary

Evening Standard:

UK weather forecast latest: Amber alert for snow and ice issued across swathe of Britain as 'Beast from the East 2.0' prepares to strike

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Jeremy Corbyn and Russia – Jeremy Corbyn has defied critics in his own party and warned the prime minister against ‘rushing way ahead of the evidence’ over the Salisbury poisoning, in what he called the ‘fevered’ atmosphere of Westminster"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Russia rages at 'unforgivable' claim from Boris Johnson that Putin PERSONALLY ordered 'hit' on ex-spy as Moscow taunts 'market wench' Defence Secretary and accuses him of 'lacking education' After Perry & Croft.

The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010

"Snfuldeja tf snfuldeja!".

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Kopijeger posted:

"Snfuldeja tf snfuldeja!".

I could never understand Cockney accents.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Children's classic books reimagined – Chris Riddell on childhood favourites"

Sunday Telegraph:

Sergei Skripal: Russia expels 23 UK diplomats as row deepens

Independent on Sunday:

Russia goes to the polls in presidential election

Sunday Times:

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!
Ah yes imperalist capitalism, something that Russia is not guilty of at all.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Long nipples Putin freaks me out.
Thanks Independent cartoonist Brian Adcock.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Jeremy Corbyn, Boris Johnson and Russia – Boris Johnson has significantly escalated the row over the poisoning of Sergei Skripa, as Jeremy Corbyn warns against ‘rushing way ahead of the evidence’"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Theresa May under fire over Brexit transition deal

Times:

Vladimir Putin secures record win in Russian presidential election

Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Vladimir Putin's election victory – Senior Russian officials have said that Vladimir Putin’s decisive win in the presidential elections reflects popular support for his muscular foreign policy and would bolster his role as a counterweight to the west"
Also! The Guardian are offering prints of some of Rowson's illustrations from a recent book of British Prime Ministers. Take a look!

Telegraph:

After Fred W Rose.

Independent:

Boris Johnson defends playing tennis with wife of Putin's ex-minister in return for £160,000 Tory donation

Times:

UK drops bid for instant return of fisheries control – sources

Evening Standard:


Mail:
Mac on…plastic that we eat and breathe


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Michael Gove and the Brexit deal – Environment secretary tells MPs he understands fishing industry’s grave disappointment at agreement to keep EU fishing policies during the Brexit transition period"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn: Yes, I’d do business with Vladimir Putin

Evening Standard:

Last male northern white rhino is put down

Mail:
Mac on…the EU fishing deal


Guardian Australian Sport:

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
I think Govefish would make a pretty great avatar.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Facebook crisis and Donald Trump – Facebook is changing the way its shares data, Mark Zuckerberg announced, after revelations that the personal data of about 50 million users had been harvested and improperly shared with a political consultancy"

Telegraph:


Independent:

You know Brexit is getting serious when Nigel Farage returns to chuck haddock into the Thames After Magritte.

Times:

Also Morland's animated cartoon.

Evening Standard:

UK firm to contest move to make new passports in France

Mail:
Mac on...the data scandal engulfing Facebook

'I think I'm to blame for Donald Trump being elected - my Facebook data has been harvested'

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Putin and the Russia World Cup – Boris Johnson has said Vladimir Putin will revel in the World Cup in Russia in the same way that Adolf Hitler did in the Olympic Games in 1936"

Telegraph:

New blue UK passports will be £120m cheaper if made in Europe

Independent:

Russian spy attack: EU expresses 'solidarity' with Britain after Sergei Skripal poisoning

Times:


Evening Standard:

When do the clocks go forward in 2018 in UK? And what is British Summer Time?

Mail:
Mac on…Britain’s new blue passports being made by an EU firm

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That is almost dangerously anti-royal for the Times. They'll get letters.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Or lose them.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the EU expulsion of Russian diplomats – Russian intelligence agents and diplomats across the European Union will be expelled in response to the use of a nerve agent in Salisbury, described by Emmanuel Macron as an ‘attack on European sovereignty’"

Telegraph:

Markets rattled again by trade war fears after Chinese retaliation

Independent:


The i paper:


Times:

John Bolton to replace McMaster as Trump's national security adviser

Stephen Collins:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
That is not how binary works tbh.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"An apology – of sorts – from Mark Zuckerberg - The Facebook boss feels the weight of the Observer’s revelations"

Sunday Telegraph:

Owen Smith: Corbyn made mistake sacking me over Brexit stance

Independent on Sunday:

March for Our Lives : thousands join anti-gun protests around the world

Sunday Times:

Stormy Daniels on 60 Minutes: Porn star set for tell-all CBS interview after ‘affair’ with Donald Trump

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Putin's stand is Chinese Democracy?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Cambridge Analytica's role in the Vote Leave campaign – Cambridge Analytica had undisclosed links to a digital firm involved in the Vote Leave campaign in 2016"

Telegraph:

May must consider tax rises to fund NHS and social care, say MPs After Escher.

Independent:

NHS to train 3,000 extra midwives, Government to announce

Times:

Jeremy Corbyn regrets comments about 'anti-Semitic' mural

Evening Standard:

Australia captain Steve Smith gets one-match ban for role in ball tampering row

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Corbyn restored a no entry sign that had been turned into antisemitic graffiti. A Good Corbyn.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Labour's antisemitism row – Jeremy Corbyn has conceded that there is a problem with antisemitism in the Labour party that the party has failed to address" After Holman Hunt.

Telegraph:


Independent:

Stormy Daniels: I was told to 'leave Trump alone' in parking lot threat

Times:

US expels 60 Russians over UK poison attack

Evening Standard:


Mail:
Mac on... Trump and Stormy Daniels


David Squires:

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:



:shrug: I mean, all in all it's a good Corbyn.

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider


This one stumped me, I have to say. The actual wikipedia page on the Hunt painting was helpful:

quote:

In the Royal Academy exhibition catalogue Hunt wrote that "the scene was painted at Oosdoom, on the margin of the salt-encrusted shallows of the Dead Sea. The mountains beyond are those of Edom." He painted most of the work on location in 1854, but completed the work in London in the following year, adding some touches in 1856 before it was exhibited at the academy in that year.

The painting was the only major work completed by Hunt during his first trip to the Holy Land, to which he had travelled after a crisis of religious faith. Hunt intended to experience the actual locations of the Biblical narratives as a means to confront the relationship between faith and truth. While in Jerusalem, Hunt had met Henry Wentworth Monk, a millenarian prophet who had distinctive theories about the meaning of the scapegoat and the proximity of the Last Judgement. Monk was particularly preoccupied with Christian Zionism.

Hunt chose a subject derived from the Torah as part of a project to convert Jews to Christianity. He believed that Judaic views of the scapegoat were consistent with the Christian conception of the Messiah as a suffering figure. He wrote to his friend Millais, "I am sanguine that [the Scapegoat] may be a means of leading any reflecting Jew to see a reference to the Messiah as he was, and not as they understand, a temporal King."

The Book of Leviticus describes a "scapegoat" which must be ritually expelled from the flocks of the Israelite tribes as part of a sacrificial ritual of cleansing. In line with traditional Christian theology, Hunt believed that the scapegoat was a prototype for the redemptive sacrifice of Jesus, and that the goat represented that aspect of the Messiah described in Isaiah as a "suffering servant" of God. Hunt had the picture framed with the quotations "Surely he hath borne our Griefs and carried our Sorrows; Yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of GOD and afflicted." (Isaiah 53:4) and "And the Goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a Land not inhabited." (Leviticus 16:22)

Though Rowson doesn't seem to be identifying Corbyn with the scapegoat, exactly. Allied with, perhaps, placed in the same position, but the goat remains separate- identified with the Jewish community?

Provocative, at any rate.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

HJB posted:



:shrug: I mean, all in all it's a good Corbyn.
:golfclap:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

HJB posted:



:shrug: I mean, all in all it's a good Corbyn.

Nice!

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson being reprimanded by the Speaker – The foreign secretary, Boris Johnson, has apologised for ‘any inadvertent sexism or discourtesy’ in how he referred to Labour’s Emily Thornberry" After WF Yeames.

Telegraph:

The Tower of London has lost its oldest raven but should we fear the legend that the Kingdom will fall?

Independent:


Times:

Jeremy Corbyn decries abuse of antisemitism protest MPs

Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on one year until Brexit – In Brussels, Paris and Berlin, in Rome and Warsaw, the clocks will be striking midnight on 29 March 2019 and history will be made: for the first time in Europe’s post-war integration story, a country will leave the EU"

Telegraph:

Jeremy Corbyn decries abuse of antisemitism protest MPs

Independent:


Times:

Bottle and can deposit return scheme gets green light in England

Evening Standard:

Kim Jong-un paid 'unofficial' visit to Beijing, Chinese state media confirms



Mail:
Mac on… the deposit return scheme for plastic bottles

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene




Oh, come on!

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Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


"This time! This is the one that will make people give up on Labour" sobs corncob.

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