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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




here in eu i think they just forced every supermarket chain to have automatic cash checking machines used on all transactions with bills

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sagebrush posted:

It's endlessly amusing to me when Canadian places near the border accept American money. Imagine a Canadian going to the US and trying the same thing :allears:

e: though it's also endlessly entertaining when an American comes into a Canadian store and gets indignant that they won't take US money because "everyone else around here does it!"

i've spent canadian coins here in michigan tons of times. quarters especially (although vending machines will bounce them back :argh:).

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

qirex posted:

what if we made them bigger and gave one to everybody???

yeah and what if we linked them all together and put them on separate roadways to minimize friction

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

at my old job they had the chief real estate officer come and give a big important talk about how they were going to reduce the global enterprise standard "workspace" per employee from 120 square feet to 100 and everyone in the room laughed since we were packed in so tight we had 60"x24" desks and maybe 6 feet back to back, like if 2 people got up from their desks at the same time their chairs would run into each other

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

President Beep posted:

i've spent canadian coins here in michigan tons of times. quarters especially (although vending machines will bounce them back :argh:).

iirc in rural maine there were exchange rates posted, never tried it though

so a few tourist areas will do it i guess. you certainly aren't going to have much success going into a random place in seattle and using canadian money as if you had american money in toronto though

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

It's endlessly amusing to me when Canadian places near the border accept American money. Imagine a Canadian going to the US and trying the same thing :allears:

e: though it's also endlessly entertaining when an American comes into a Canadian store and gets indignant that they won't take US money because "everyone else around here does it!"

don't they usually take it at par?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Sometimes, yeah, which is a bonus, but it's still got to be a huge hassle to maintain two types of currency in your register (one of which you can't use to make change)

It would have been kinda fun to be a cashier a number of years ago when the Canadian dollar was temporarily above the American one, just to see the look on everybody's face as they were doing their cross-border shopping

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

this has to count as a darwin award, right?

like, i refuse to stop entrusting my vehicle to this murderous AI, i paid good money for it, god dammit!

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

It's endlessly amusing to me when Canadian places near the border accept American money. Imagine a Canadian going to the US and trying the same thing :allears:

e: though it's also endlessly entertaining when an American comes into a Canadian store and gets indignant that they won't take US money because "everyone else around here does it!"

what kind of exchange rates do those stores have though? there are places in the czech republic and switzerland that accept euros, but the exchange rate is criminal. the last time i was in the zürich airport the shops straight up had a 1:1 chf-to-euro rate, which meant that you paid something like 30% more.

i don't know why people, particularly from the us, pay these rates when several credit card companies have cards with no annual fee and no forex fees so you can pay in the local currency and get bank exchange rates.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
also, lol if u go to america for any reason

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Improbable Lobster posted:

is american money really that easy to fake

people flip their poo poo anytime a change to what money looks like is proposed

also those counterfeiting pens usually just detect starch levels so theyre easy to defeat

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

infernal machines posted:

also, lol if u go to america for any reason

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
i love the multicolored, multi-sized plastic bills pretty much every other country has started using with little windows and holograms

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Last Chance posted:

i dont think wal mart "commissioned" those. iirc they just played hardball and said "release edited versions of your albums or we dont sell them at all"

i guess thats the same thing sorta tho

e: and they didnt do it for games

article is from 2002, hence "two years ago" when talking about a game from 2000

quote:

Two years ago, a video game called Giants: Citizen Kabuto underwent plastic surgery right before its release.

The blood – shed liberally by characters in the action-strategy game – was changed from red to green, and a female character suddenly sported a bikini top after appearing topless in pre-publication screenshots. These changes were made to satisfy content restrictions imposed by Wal-Mart, the nation's largest mass retailer of video games.

"It became clear that we would lose mass distribution if we didn't give her a top," said Bob Stevenson, CEO of developer Planet Moon Studios. "No one wanted to take that gamble."

Wal-Mart sells 25 percent of the computer and video games purchased annually in the United States, a share worth $1.58 billion in 2001, according to the Interactive Digital Software Association and NPDFunworld, the industry's data clearinghouse.

With that kind of clout, the discount retailer can exercise considerable influence over the kinds of titles that find their way into consumers' hands, simply by determining what goes on its shelves. Since 2000, the chain has blocked sales of mature-rated titles to minors, as defined by the Entertainment Software Ratings Board. An M rating means a title is not recommended for children ages 16 and under.

However, Wal-Mart's policies go far beyond saying no to a 16-year old at the cash register, say game developers and industry analysts. The company's purchasing managers also review games before they're published to ensure every aspect of the product – from packaging to content – toes the line with the retailer's conservative policies.

Established game publishers like id Software have a large enough customer base to design independently of Wal-Mart. Other companies, like Activision, can afford to release a special Wal-Mart version of a game like Quake II or GT Interactive's NAM, which sold only in Wal-Mart as NAPALM.

However, other publishers – especially those that rely on the discount market for the bulk of their profits – must make adjustments based on the input of Wal-Mart's buyers. If they don't, their products won't be sold at Wal-Mart.

"The buyers just aren't going to get excited over a title that won't sell well and may refuse to pick it up if changes aren't made to content or packaging," said Todd Hollenshead, CEO of id Software. "I think that's a heavy-handed approach and at times may cross the censorship line."

At Wal-Mart's request, the box for a popular title called Gabriel Knight 3: Blood of the Sacred, Blood of the Damned was changed simply to say Gabriel Knight 3 in the version that appeared in the chain's stores. "Wal-Mart was the only customer for whom we removed 'Blood of the Sacred, Blood of the Damned' from the packaging," said Hillary Crowley, a spokeswoman for Sierra, the game's manufacturer.

Similarly, 3D Realms released a special Wal-Mart edition of its first-person shooter title, Duke Nukem 3D. That version was sold only with parental locks switched on, limiting the amount of gore displayed during the game.

Besides blood and guts, nudity earns a thumbs-down from the retail giant. Acclaim's BMX XXX got the company's cold shoulder because of its topless female motorbike riders and dancers. "We're not going to carry any software with any vulgarity or nudity – we're just not going to do it," Wal-Mart spokesman Tom Williams told Reuters in October, a month before the game's release to the public.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

haveblue posted:

the shoplifting subreddit got banned, lol

u wouldn't steal a web site

go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005


The_Franz posted:

what kind of exchange rates do those stores have though? there are places in the czech republic and switzerland that accept euros, but the exchange rate is criminal. the last time i was in the zürich airport the shops straight up had a 1:1 chf-to-euro rate, which meant that you paid something like 30% more.

i don't know why people, particularly from the us, pay these rates when several credit card companies have cards with no annual fee and no forex fees so you can pay in the local currency and get bank exchange rates.

yeah, I always laugh at people who change their money at change offices or at the ATM rates. the absolute best exchange rate you can get is from your bank. any other options means you're getting hosed. almost literally.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Chris Knight posted:

u wouldn't steal a web site

especially that one. woof.

muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008

go play outside Skyler posted:

yeah, I always laugh at people who change their money at change offices or at the ATM rates. the absolute best exchange rate you can get is from your bank. any other options means you're getting hosed. almost literally.

this is incorrect as gently caress depending on where you are. atm rates are usually really good and you don't have to order it or travel with cash like a ruffian mountebank.

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
ah BMX XXX, the days of video games not even trying to disguise partially just being pornography :allears:

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
yes the good ol' days of the o.g. xbox commercial where a kid says he likes the game because the girls kick high and you can see under their skirts

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Chris Knight posted:

u wouldn't steal a web site

you wouldn't download a website

wait

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

I assume this would have been back in the 90s ish and yes, at that point it was basically just linen paper with green and black ink on it

They've added a few security features since then but it still doesn't compare to e.g. Canadian plastic money with holograms and cutouts and poo poo

also probably before that magic constellation that scanners and printers detect, if you were A Highschool Kid today and tried to scan / print a bill your computer would be like "nah uhhhhh"

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

duz posted:

people flip their poo poo anytime a change to what money looks like is proposed

also those counterfeiting pens usually just detect starch levels so theyre easy to defeat

i cant wait until The Black Woman gets on the bill in 2020 and we have a wave of proud patriots burning their money to protest this communist political correctness

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Careful Drums posted:

yes the good ol' days of the o.g. xbox commercial where a kid says he likes the game because the girls kick high and you can see under their skirts

i can't find the one you're talking about but while looking for it i found this instead which is basically a nihilist arby's tweet but xbox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJVw7uOPXGU

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



ate all the Oreos posted:

i cant wait until The Black Woman gets on the bill in 2020 and we have a wave of proud patriots burning their money to protest this communist political correctness

they're gonna buy small things with 100s specifically to turn down the 20s they'll get back

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

ate all the Oreos posted:

i can't find the one you're talking about but while looking for it i found this instead which is basically a nihilist arby's tweet but xbox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJVw7uOPXGU

remember the sony ad that was a white person dominating a black person? good times in console marketing

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
all i want for christmas is a psp

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Sagebrush posted:

It's endlessly amusing to me when Canadian places near the border accept American money. Imagine a Canadian going to the US and trying the same thing :allears:

ehh you can sometimes spend canadian money in rural areas near the border.

the reason it works better one way than the other is that the u.s. dollar is always worth more than a canadian dollar, so exchange at par is a good deal for the retailer.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


ate all the Oreos posted:

i cant wait until The Black Woman gets on the bill in 2020 and we have a wave of proud patriots burning their money to protest this communist political correctness

that was canceled when trump was elected, going to have to wait until a dem gets elected and then whatever bill is up next for a refresh will get her

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Improbable Lobster posted:

all i want for christmas is a psp

I want a swithc so I can play Zelda

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

infernal machines posted:

remember the sony ad that was a white person dominating a black person? good times in console marketing

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

duz posted:

that was canceled when trump was elected, going to have to wait until a dem gets elected and then whatever bill is up next for a refresh will get her

jackson should remain on the :20bux: due to the irony

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lol it's amazing these kinds of things get by so many layers of approval

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

ate all the Oreos posted:

also probably before that magic constellation that scanners and printers detect, if you were A Highschool Kid today and tried to scan / print a bill your computer would be like "nah uhhhhh"

at kinkos we figured out how to get around that in ~2003

it printed best on linen resume stock

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

ArmZ posted:

lol it's amazing these kinds of things get by so many layers of approval

necrotic
Aug 2, 2005
I owe my brother big time for this!
Sony understands their target audience

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

pretty sure tesla only designed their cars to work in california

quote:

Tesla said Thursday it was recalling a huge number of its Model S sedans around the world over a power steering issue. It told customers in an email that it was a proactive move and none of the company’s other vehicles were affected.

The automaker said 123,000 Model S vehicles built before April 2016 were affected. No injuries or crashes have been reported in connection with the problem. Before today, its largest Model S recall was when 90,000 of the vehicles were affected in 2015 by a faulty seat belt. And last year, it recalled 53,000 Model S and Model Xs over a parking brake fault.

In the email, Tesla said it had, “observed excessive corrosion in the power steering bolts,” but that the problem was most prevalent in colder climates where road salt is used.

“If the bolts fail, the driver is still able to steer the car, but increased force is required due to loss or reduction of power assist,” Tesla wrote in the email to customers. “This primarily makes the car harder to drive at low speeds and for parallel parking, but does not materially affect control at high speed, where only small steering wheel force is needed.”

Tesla said owners do not need to stop driving their cars if they haven’t experienced any problems. The company said it would inform Model S owners when a retrofit, which is estimated to take an hour to install, is ready in their area.

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/979478092077973504

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

the way they've treated things that was by far the most obvious answer, and I bet there were billions in bonuses dependent upon hitting those numbers

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

anyone have the comic mocking this where it's a lady absolutely covered in boobs including her eyes

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