Barudak posted:

Please do not bot blame the sexbot for her actions, she must uphold the laws of fuckbotics

tactlessbastard posted:

Lol

Anyway, the guy imagining the lesbian is into him should stay the course, nothing could possibly go wrong.

Al Borland Corp. posted:

What the gently caress is five pin bowling. I don't know what that is but I am immediately leaning towards "gently caress that"

RatHat posted:

It’s intended for children I think.

RatHat posted:

It’s intended for children I think.

Blade Runner posted:

I really hate when people say things like "Oh I know I'm terrible, I feel really bad..." like in the fuckbot story

Like, gently caress you, no you don't, if you actually had the self awareness to realize you were lovely you'd know the answer to your own idiot problem, what the gently caress do you expect anyone else to say other than "Stop being lovely, you utter loving piece of trash"

It honestly boggles my mind, because I'm seriously curious if they expect anyone to be able to validate them when they admit that what they're doing is awful

Pick posted:

It’s a way to never take responsibility

quote:

John is also engaged to be married to someone else. One night we had way too much to drink and we slept together. So I thought - gently caress, that was a really bad move and hoped we'd both just be cool about it as a one night stand thing, but then John called me the next day and said he'd like to keep seeing me.

So now I am technically seeing John, but he has no idea that I've ever had any relationship with Colin.

Blade Runner posted:

I really hate when people say things like "Oh I know I'm terrible, I feel really bad..." like in the fuckbot story

Like, gently caress you, no you don't, if you actually had the self awareness to realize you were lovely you'd know the answer to your own idiot problem, what the gently caress do you expect anyone else to say other than "Stop being lovely, you utter loving piece of trash"

It honestly boggles my mind, because I'm seriously curious if they expect anyone to be able to validate them when they admit that what they're doing is awful

Haifisch posted:

Converting a Lesbian? Threatened with a baseball bat!?

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

i forget did that one about the girl serially pretending to be in a lesbian relationship with her roommate and getting "converted" by dudes on Tinder get posted here cause that was a knee slapper

Brother Entropy posted:

yes, I don't forget that kind of mixture of fury and hilarity it inspired in me easily

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

i forget did that one about the girl serially pretending to be in a lesbian relationship with her roommate and getting "converted" by dudes on Tinder get posted here cause that was a knee slapper

Pick posted:

I miss feeding Hugh raspberries while he wore a bathrobe and stared at the floor

StrangersInTheNight posted:

jesus christ pick

go get yourself some nice raspberries and a fancy bathrobe and you do you. you don't need no man to do your floor-staring for you.

it turns about being alone feels way better when you're alone by yourself instead of alone next to someone else.

edit: and some loving whipped cream for that poo poo

dudeness posted:

Am i the only one that heard this title in their head like it was an episode of Dragonball Z?

Blade Runner posted:

Things have become much clearer since the OP of that story posted a selfie

Blade Runner posted:

I really hate when people say things like "Oh I know I'm terrible, I feel really bad..." like in the fuckbot story



It honestly boggles my mind, because I'm seriously curious if they expect anyone to be able to validate them when they admit that what they're doing is awful

Bored posted:

LOL.


I made my roommate cry when she told me about screwing around with a neighbor who has a girlfriend. I know a lot of her friends view her lovely behavior as entertainment, so she expected me to be like,"Nawww. It's OK. These things happen." She did not expect me to look at her and say,"wow. That's really lovely. REALLY lovely. He has a girlfriend...which is why I told you to block his texts. Because it was clear why he was talking to you (insert 5 minutes filled with different ways to tell someone what they did was lovely)...Are they swingers?" I was thinking/hoping I would owe her an apology at this point.

She said meekly,"No."

"Yeah. That's really lovely. Goddamnit. You loving knew what he wanted. You knew what was going to happen. You aren't loving stupid. That was a REALLY lovely thing to do. And you loving KNEW it was going to happen. It's not a loving surprise. If she finds out, that poo poo is coming straight to our door."

After this, she never talked to me about that particular relationship again. She'd start talking about it, stop about halfway through the sentence, then quickly say,"Nevermind." So, yeah. She just can't cut off contact.

It's because she's so nice, you see.* It had nothing to do with her need for an unreasonable amount of attention from people who want to gently caress her without concern for other people, including the sides she's receiving the validation from.

At least she's super responsible with birth control.

*She has actually used the fact that she doesn't cut contact with dudes to illustrate that she is very nice when other dudes tell her she is a bad person. I just remain silent when this happens.

I think her brain might be more broken then mine.

Scathach posted:

loving seriously.

E: Also everyone has a person that got away. Mine killed himself and we were best friends for almost three decades. There are seven billion other fuckers out there and I guarantee you'll love plenty of them more than you loved Hugh. They'll even have cooler names.

gently caress.

Kuros posted:

An interesting multiple subreddit spanning set of posts:

Started in /r/relationships, the follow up is from /r/prorevenge

Pick posted:

I miss feeding Hugh raspberries while he wore a bathrobe and stared at the floor

Kuros posted:

An interesting multiple subreddit spanning set of posts:

Started in /r/relationships, the follow up is from /r/prorevenge

quote:

Together 6 years, married for 5 months. My wife holds a lot of resentment towards my family (mom, dad, sister, brother), admittedly they acted like jerks during our wedding by trying to outshine us, being difficult and at one point my mom sabotaged my wife's bridal shower by "forgetting" to send out invites to her side of the family after volunteering to help. It was a really stressful time for us, but I have gotten over it and am now at the point where I laugh at how pathetic they were acting. My wife is still holding a grudge.

I've never had a close relationship with them, we are very cold to one another and I've always been the black sheep out of my siblings. I work for a corporation, I live in the city, and my wife and I make great money. My siblings, on the other hand, made bad decisions and they don't have as much as we do. In fact, they are struggling financially. It's awkward hanging out with them for gatherings/birthdays because they always make fun of me. It's usually playful ribbing about the car I drive, my job, the clothes I'm wearing, just petty stuff. We typically laugh it off and we can't joke back because honestly they're in such a poor financial/life situation that as anything we said would just be taken as insulting.

Last time we hung out with them, my wife and I had on a nice brand of running shoes and they poked fun at us for that. That was almost 2 months ago and she still hasn't let it go. She has missed 1 or 2 birthday parties for my nephews, and doesn't want to go to the family gathering for Easter. She says I can go, but she refuses to be around them, citing everything I mentioned above. I told her she should just laugh off all their jokes and not let it get to her because they are just jealous. She is still furious about our wedding, and doesn't want to let it go. Says she needs her space for a few months.

How do I keep the peace? I would like for her to be there for some get-togethers but I can't force her. I'm not going to confront my family because I don't feel that it would be productive and would only cause the rift between us to grow. Eventually they're going to notice she's stopped coming to everything. I feel stuck.

Tldr: wife is tired of my family because they've done stuff that makes them jerks, she refuses to go to any gatherings for a few months. I want her to go in order to support me, but I can't force her. What do I do?

quote:

Well it wasn't on my wedding day, but the weeks leading up to it. My brother was jealous we were getting married before him (since he's older), so he proposed to his girlfriend of 1 year and rushed to get married before us. They had their wedding 1 week before ours, even though we had been planning ours for 14 months and they had known the date. They invited all of the same guests as we did, which made it difficult because some of my family members couldn't be in town for both. It was a bad situation all around.

Al Borland Corp. posted:

I kinda think only the cheater is lovely.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

My (16F) brother (12M) did something disgusting with my toothbrush. My parents (40s) are on his side.

I'm so loving mad and disgusted i hate my family so much.

Ok so id been getting infections so my dentist gave me this electric toothbrush, to scrub bacteria off around the gums more thoroghly.

My younger brother and I share a bathroom. A couple nights ago I brushed my teeth, then my brother had a shower. I ended up eating a snack so I went to brush again when he was out.

I noticed my toothbrush smelled awful. Like literal rear end and brownish. It was obviously NOT like that when I'd used it an hour ago.

I asked my brother wtf he did with it. This kid can't lie to save his life, he went beat red and denied doing anything. Yea right. The only thing I can think is something absolutly disgusting like he stuck it in his rear end, or was scrubbing the toiletbowl. I don't even want to know but he did SOMETHING.

I was so grossed out. I told my parents. They asked if I was sure then said I had no proof.But I do it didn't just get gross on it's own, the timing of everything I described that night, shows that when he was in the bathroom he did something.

Ok so then, last night I was still pissed at him. I refuse to talk to him and he's avoiding me too. Good. But my dad then came into my room last night and have me this speech. He said "boys at your brother's age are curious, they don't know how to be discreet, he's becoming a teenager and full of hormones, I know you can't understand it but I hope you'll do the mature thing as an older sister and not make a big deal out of this" something along those lines.

Since when do only males have hormones? We just studied adolesent hormone changes in health class....and I'm sorry but no normal people stick someone else's personal item up their rear end!! They do not! This disgusted me even more.

I 'm horrible at holding back what I think so I said all that. We got into a yelling match. He told me to stop backtalking. My mom told me to calm down and listen to my dad. I started to cry because I couldn't believe my parents just didn't care he violated me and my stuff? What if it's not the first time? I put that in my MOUTH. So because I didn't let it go now im grounded this weekend.

I was so upset I got the idea if they don't believe me, maybe seeing other people agree it's pervy and disgusting would make them take it serious. I posted what he did on my Facebook. Yea I know it was probably a dumb idea but I just can't deal with taking peoples poo poo when they're wrong. No one was listening to me. Like I thought all my friends commented being disgusted. Everyone who commented agreed he was a freak and my parents took the wrong side. So there's the "proof."

Haha well you can guess how much they liked that, I'm grounded every weekend for the next month now and for each day I don't delete the post they're adding another weekend. My mom called me a drama queen. Guess I don't get a social life now because I think it's hosed up my brother was cool with exposing me to his poo poo germs. I won't give in on this.

Can someone tell me what is wrong with my family? I'm just so mad. I feel like they suddenly don't care about me? I know im not crazy because of the agreement on my post otherwise id think maybe I overreacted. WHY do my parents just not care?

tl;dr: My (16F) younger brother (12M) somehow put feces on my tooth brush. My parents want me to forget about it because they think he just made a "hormonal" mistake. (??) Now I'm keeping all my hygeine things in my closet to know he hasn't touched them. I'm so upset and crying because they don't care, what do I do

Al Borland Corp. posted:

I kinda think only the cheater is lovely.

Admiral Ray posted:

Smirking_Serpent posted:

My (16F) brother (12M) did something disgusting with my toothbrush. My parents (40s) are on his side.