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wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

IPCRESS posted:

The one sound that will make literally any cat owner come to full wakefulness and sobriety. Instantly
TRIGGERED

That's my alarm clock at least once a week because my cat's an rear end in a top hat. If he decides he's been waiting too long for food he makes himself dry heave. Either that or he's found a new hiding spot that I'm going to find full of cat vomit the next time I move furniture around.

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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

ExecuDork posted:

This is really interesting. Also, it raised a question for me (probably a stupid question): What would happen if a tornado hit a high-rise? Like, a decent F2 or F3 makes direct contact with a 25-story apartment or office block.

i saw this happen in 2008 when a tornado hit downtown atlanta, it just busts all the windows. i was high at a party, it was pretty wild to look at even though it was only a small tornado and it was obscured by clouds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkfu4I9W2T8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL-Ajj_mvsM

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/hgyqegb.mp4

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Was not expecting.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Stephen Maturin never got the hang of that

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007




That's a valid transfer method, I've done it before albeit in much calmer seas. I suspect in this situation they have to demobilise due to impending weather and heli pick-up or crane lift isn't safe. Honestly I'd rather do that than an actual abandon rig.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

wolrah posted:

TRIGGERED

That's my alarm clock at least once a week because my cat's an rear end in a top hat. If he decides he's been waiting too long for food he makes himself dry heave. Either that or he's found a new hiding spot that I'm going to find full of cat vomit the next time I move furniture around.

I may move my cats when I hear that sound so they puke somewhere where cleaning is easy, but I stay with them, talking nice things and pet them. Of course they still puke, but they stopped hiding it over the time. It's nicer to find fresh puke in the kitchen (because you step in it) than finding it a week later behind the couch.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

cheese-cube posted:

That's a valid transfer method, I've done it before albeit in much calmer seas. I suspect in this situation they have to demobilise due to impending weather and heli pick-up or crane lift isn't safe. Honestly I'd rather do that than an actual abandon rig.

Yeah abandon rigs kill people a lot. http://gcaptain.com/why-are-lifeboats-killing-seafarers/

I've done this trying to transfer a stokes litter with a little old 80 year old with a heart attack off a cruise ship.

So imagine that trying not to get squished or drop an old lady :stare: worked out somehow.

Ships are terrifying because there's sometimes literally no way to do something 100% safely.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

RabbitWizard posted:

I may move my cats when I hear that sound so they puke somewhere where cleaning is easy, but I stay with them, talking nice things and pet them. Of course they still puke, but they stopped hiding it over the time. It's nicer to find fresh puke in the kitchen (because you step in it) than finding it a week later behind the couch.
My cat runs if I try to pick him up to move him while he's doing his warm-up, and if I catch him and put him on a hard surface he'll fight to get to the carpet.

I'll say again, he's an rear end in a top hat.

Definitely wish I could train him to do it on a hard floor, there's plenty of it in the house but he really wants to puke on the carpet. I've read it's something about being able to grip the surface.

These days I try to herd him towards the entry doors, where at least the rugs are easy to clean.

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



On Alarm chat, my favorite one is the Sellafield Alarm sounds test on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtNgOeqBKQU

The "drop everything and run" alarm is harrowing.

The Hambulance
Apr 19, 2011

:20bux:

ASK ME ABOUT MY AWESOME STARTUP IDEA


Pillbug

wolrah posted:

My cat runs if I try to pick him up to move him while he's doing his warm-up, and if I catch him and put him on a hard surface he'll fight to get to the carpet.

I'll say again, he's an rear end in a top hat.

Definitely wish I could train him to do it on a hard floor, there's plenty of it in the house but he really wants to puke on the carpet. I've read it's something about being able to grip the surface.

These days I try to herd him towards the entry doors, where at least the rugs are easy to clean.

Cat brains are wired to seek out soft areas when they are in pain or distress, that’s why they like to barf on carpet rather than easy to clean hard floors.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.


Okay now change the mouse arrow to a point-and-click adventure game 'interact' cursor

Beef
Jul 26, 2004
Jedi force push meme material if I ever saw one.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

beep-beep car is go posted:

On Alarm chat, my favorite one is the Sellafield Alarm sounds test on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtNgOeqBKQU

The "drop everything and run" alarm is harrowing.

They sound like they ripped off all those alarms from Blakes 7

iroc.dis
Mar 15, 2013

MeatwadIsGod posted:

A contractor for the BMW plant here in South Carolina was just decapitated when he opened an elevator door that was closed for repairs, stuck his head in the shaft, and the car came down and lopped his head off. The news stories haven't mentioned the decapitation part yet, but a coworker of mine has a friend at BMW who just called him to tell him about it.

Saw that yesterday. Kinda glad they didn't hire me for the HSE vacancy I applied to last year :yikes:

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
your Amazon order is going to be a little late

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvFNGfpJCNo

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

That looks... expensive.

H2SO4
Sep 11, 2001

put your money in a log cabin


Buglord
loving heavy equipment operators. I swear to god their training includes how to seek and destroy any fiber in or around the worksite.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

wolrah posted:

My cat runs if I try to pick him up to move him while he's doing his warm-up, and if I catch him and put him on a hard surface he'll fight to get to the carpet.

I'll say again, he's an rear end in a top hat.

Definitely wish I could train him to do it on a hard floor, there's plenty of it in the house but he really wants to puke on the carpet. I've read it's something about being able to grip the surface.

These days I try to herd him towards the entry doors, where at least the rugs are easy to clean.
Put him on a towel and he'll likely stay put, he wants to barf somewhere soft and then it'll be easy for you to clean if it's on a towel.

Cat hacks!

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

H2SO4 posted:

loving heavy equipment operators. I swear to god their training includes how to seek and destroy any fiber in or around the worksite.

I once worked with a guy doing auger cast piles and he said he took out the cable supplying internet to most of the carribbean when he was in Miami

I don't know enough about the internet to say if that's bullshit or not

HarmB
Jun 19, 2006



Nerses IV posted:

I once worked with a guy doing auger cast piles and he said he took out the cable supplying internet to most of the carribbean when he was in Miami

I don't know enough about the internet to say if that's bullshit or not

Improbable unless he somehow took out several geographically distinct cables simultaneously: https://www.submarinecablemap.com/

Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!

Hell Stink posted:

Now that I’m afraid of club fires, water park fires, and invisible fires, I think I’ll accept your advice.

Thread title right here, folks. Don't forget the chicken fires or sugar fires, now.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d37Ca3E4fA

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

PetraCore posted:

Put him on a towel and he'll likely stay put, he wants to barf somewhere soft and then it'll be easy for you to clean if it's on a towel.

Cat horks !

FTFY

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Bacon Taco posted:

The metal scrapyard down the street from my office burns on the regular and always makes the town smell like welding. I had no idea scrap metal was so flammable.

That's happened here too.



It was not a large fire, and our Fire Department is good, so I missed the flames.

But yeah, steel burns quite happily if you get it hot enough, that's how cutting torches work -- get it red-hot, boop it with a jet of oxygen, the bits the oxygen touches burn away. And, if you think about it, rust is just iron burning really slowly, it's exactly the same process.

Edit: and a general scrap-metal place probably has magnesium and poo poo around, sorted into piles by composition, and that poo poo burns like a motherfucker, and if it's close to something valuable, you bring in THE FOAMINATOR to attempt to smother it because that poo poo's hot enough to split water and burn it again, but standard procedure for a magnesium fire that's not threatening lives is to stand back and watch.

I think in the case pictured it was ruled to be a trash bin that caught some sparks from cutting and caught fire.

Chillbro Baggins fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Mar 30, 2018

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

SpaceCadetBob posted:

Speaking of horrible fires, http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-43579108

Looks like we just need one more for the hat trick of horrible mass casualty fire incidents this week.

article posted:

two women, who had been visiting the cells overnight

:wtf:

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

66 men and 2 women who "visited" the cells - i.e. they were locked up

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

starkebn posted:

66 men and 2 women who "visited" the cells - i.e. they were locked up

I think it's a poorly written sentence and it was 66 men who were locked up and 2 uh... allied tradespeople who were... visiting... 33 guys each... in prison... overnight.

Another article seems to back up that assumption a bit.

another article posted:

a series of three tweets from chief prosecutor Tarek William Saab, who said late Wednesday that 66 men, as well as two women who were visiting the jail, were killed.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/angry-families-demand-facts-deadly-venezuela-jail-riot-053658465.html

Imagined fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Mar 30, 2018

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Fasdar posted:

Thread title right here, folks. Don't forget the chicken fires or sugar fires, now.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d37Ca3E4fA

I hate you. My list of fears grows.

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
Did somebody order the cherry-flavoured nuts again? They're a little singed this time.

https://i.imgur.com/Q0I8zap.mp4

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Ignimbrite posted:

Did somebody order the cherry-flavoured nuts again? They're a little singed this time.

https://i.imgur.com/Q0I8zap.mp4

Why do they always get the hot cinnamon wrong?

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

The ole spicy breaker box. :discourse:

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.




So what does one even DO with this? (Other than back away slowly and try not to inhale the fumes...)

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



wolrah posted:

My cat runs if I try to pick him up to move him while he's doing his warm-up, and if I catch him and put him on a hard surface he'll fight to get to the carpet.

I'll say again, he's an rear end in a top hat.

Definitely wish I could train him to do it on a hard floor, there's plenty of it in the house but he really wants to puke on the carpet. I've read it's something about being able to grip the surface.

These days I try to herd him towards the entry doors, where at least the rugs are easy to clean.

If the timing is right and the stars align*, I'll slide a newspaper or magazine in front of the horker du jour, and catch the, uh, gift.





*it never is/they never do

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

spog posted:

They sound like they ripped off all those alarms from Blakes 7

Y'know, if they had Paul Darrow do the nuclear accident alarm voice I'd stop and listen.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIrpnQQWB4w

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Memento posted:

That looks... expensive.

I would take a backhoe over that any day. A backhoe will gently caress up fiber right around where the bucket cuts in, but that looks like about a hundred feet of fiber that...used to be that a way.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


This guy owns.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Knockknees posted:

My cat woke me up one night when I had accidentally left the stove on after the flame had burned out. House was full of gas (and of course the house was all sealed up for winter too). I don’t know if it was the gas or because it was three AM but I remember feeling really stupid and it took me a while to figure out what was going on because I think I had become acclimated to the smell. But I just had that feeling “something isn’t right here”, and the cat keep being weird, so I stumbled around until I figured it out.

My cat also wakes me up for food, attention, and spite - so there’d be a lot of false positives on that system.

Pretty sure my house is fireproof (all the asbestos). I left the oven on overnight, then got called on an emergency job for a week away. Of course the the job call was due to a safety failure on some mining machinery. Came home a week later to a very hot house and a big electricity bill.

Kinda like how I was driving interstate to teach a crew about fatigue management and had a microsleep and drove off the highway...

I'm the worst at safety myself. The true "Don't do what Donnie Don't Does"

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Mar 30, 2018

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Jet Jaguar posted:

So what does one even DO with this? (Other than back away slowly and try not to inhale the fumes...)

im not an electrician but I bet they cut off the power somewhere else designed for that with the correct PPE

Former DILF fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Mar 30, 2018

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