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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

AceOfFlames posted:



That's a 70s sci-fi rear end Bible.

Holy poo poo. Look at all that material the Pope has. Are we sure that's not just a really good looking Final Fantasy screenshot?

E:



Pope Tax

nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Mar 31, 2018

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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Groovelord Neato posted:

do these folks realize that money isn't going to save their descendants from what they've wrought.

They are bad people. They don't care.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

This is your brain on #resist astroturf.

Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all

Crow Jane posted:

I think to conservatives, bullying just means "they don't like me/agree with me"

Anyway I guess Tucker Carlson talked California politics with... Fabio last night

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/s...%26autosize%3D1

For once Tucker's :confusedface: is appropriate. And why does this professionally edited video end with "...they totally destroyed the middle class in cal-"?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Fucker should run for congress. Put him on the drat intel committee.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Rex-Goliath posted:

Fabio has definitely stepped foot inside a public library

Set foot

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Dinosaurtrain posted:

That's loving hilarious. Of course he can't see the forest for the trees and has to freeride on rent at risk of an ethics violation but I guess it would be too much to ask a devout catholic to have a moral compass.

He's doing his best to make sure there are no trees.

nine-gear crow posted:

Holy poo poo. Look at all that material the Pope has. Are we sure that's not just a really good looking Final Fantasy screenshot?

E:



Pope Tax

Who wants to break it to him?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Chilichimp posted:

Fucker should run for congress. Put him on the drat intel committee.

no he shouldn't he's a cop.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Chilichimp posted:

Fucker should run for congress. Put him on the drat intel committee.

No thank you

Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

Katt posted:

Boomers gave us one precious gift though. The truth of old people.

For like a hundred thousand years or whatever people believed that old people were wise. In the past few decades scientists (with the help of computers and old people dealing with computers) discovered that old people were talking poo poo all along.

You gotta give old people some credit! At practically any other time in history, they were way way way way more useful! If you were growing up in a preindustrialized era all the way back through past early pastoralism and all of that, then the things you had to do or learn or know to get by rarely changed that much at all. An old person would have survived many things and known from firsthand experience many things which were extremely and extraordinarily pertinent to your particular means of getting through literal and figurative winters.

Our old people suffer from being cast aside by tectonic shifts in society and technology, and few have kept up with the knowledge necessary to recognize when their advice is even useful. My own father would repeatedly give me useless information about job searching without recognizing its uselessness, telling me things like that a minimum wage would suffice to get me through college and that I should just go around and look for signs that places are hiring, or, absent that, just march in and demand a job! It's so comically obsolete information, it hurts! But if I were thrown back in time to his era, and got to ignore pertinent issues of gender and race discrimination for some magical reason, I guess, I would try to remember literally everything he ever tried to teach me about getting by, because it would be super valid. It just didn't have a shelf life.

But if I were growing up in some other era, it wouldn't have expired. The wheel would not have been invented in my time. His advice on seedcorn or plough bracing or parchment drying or bundle harvesting or maize grinding or trade signing or cabbage fermenting or knowing which mushroom will kill the gently caress out of me would have been essentially relatively as up-to-date as what I had to know to get by.

Instead our olds are tech dispossessees stuck out of place and sitting in front of fox news and becoming our first experiment in how the new media environment drives us literally insane.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




I agree haul all old people into a zoo.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Trump just wants to be King of Sexual Awareness Month.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Taerkar posted:

Who wants to break it to him?

:thejoke:

(yes, it was intentional)

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Kale posted:

I didn't upload that profile myself but I believe it's Thomas Jefferson in his role as U.S Ambassador to France. Louis XIV had long frizzy hair with a weird partition down the middle.

e: Oh yes sorry it is Louis XVI it turns out but who gives a gently caress about that guy? Anytime somebody talks about King Louis of France it's always the Sun King.

Haha I bought you that av!

At the time you deserved it. :colbert: All goes to Lowtax's broken-rear end neck anyhow.

e- I didn't even know who it was. I just googled "french aristocrat" :v:

KickerOfMice fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Mar 31, 2018

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Groovelord Neato posted:

no he shouldn't he's a cop.


I know, I know, but nothing at all would please me more than Devin Nunes having to look at McCabes smug face in every public hearing until he's voted out.

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


Tayter Swift posted:

I could have sworn support was 2-1 pro choice at one point.

It depends heavily on how the question is phrased, but in general, no, it’s always been just about or a little over half for outright legality. If you add in the magic words “health of the mother” you can easily get over 66%.

BardoTheConsumer
Apr 6, 2017


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Kavros posted:

You gotta give old people some credit! At practically any other time in history, they were way way way way more useful! If you were growing up in a preindustrialized era all the way back through past early pastoralism and all of that, then the things you had to do or learn or know to get by rarely changed that much at all. An old person would have survived many things and known from firsthand experience many things which were extremely and extraordinarily pertinent to your particular means of getting through literal and figurative winters.

Our old people suffer from being cast aside by tectonic shifts in society and technology, and few have kept up with the knowledge necessary to recognize when their advice is even useful. My own father would repeatedly give me useless information about job searching without recognizing its uselessness, telling me things like that a minimum wage would suffice to get me through college and that I should just go around and look for signs that places are hiring, or, absent that, just march in and demand a job! It's so comically obsolete information, it hurts! But if I were thrown back in time to his era, and got to ignore pertinent issues of gender and race discrimination for some magical reason, I guess, I would try to remember literally everything he ever tried to teach me about getting by, because it would be super valid. It just didn't have a shelf life.

But if I were growing up in some other era, it wouldn't have expired. The wheel would not have been invented in my time. His advice on seedcorn or plough bracing or parchment drying or bundle harvesting or maize grinding or trade signing or cabbage fermenting or knowing which mushroom will kill the gently caress out of me would have been essentially relatively as up-to-date as what I had to know to get by.

Instead our olds are tech dispossessees stuck out of place and sitting in front of fox news and becoming our first experiment in how the new media environment drives us literally insane.

This begs a question. Is being out of touch a consequence of being old? Or did their generation just never learn how to learn? When we're old, will we be forever unable to operate our ocular implant holophones or what have you? Or will we have learned how to adapt to new technology?

Will we, as users of notable dead comedy forum somethingawful.com, be behind this curve?

filthy regex
Oct 1, 2010

s/ (. Y .) / 8==D~~ /g

Rex-Goliath posted:

Fabio has definitely stepped foot inside a public library


Shibboleth tripped, Russian infiltrator confirmed.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
1https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/979840296128274434
2https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/979673897523122181
3https://twitter.com/AndrewKirell/status/979760962390589440
4https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/979859464554713089
5https://twitter.com/NPR/status/979853536807682048
6https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/979715462312407041
7https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/979867140453994496
8https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/979866343712444416
9https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/979865291957170176
10https://twitter.com/MaxAbrahms/status/979854754917601284
11https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/979855808992292865
12https://twitter.com/rulajebreal/status/979857351049121792
13https://twitter.com/felschwartz/status/979851630547030016
14https://twitter.com/axios/status/979861832432345088
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19https://twitter.com/JamilSmith/status/979781713227268097
20https://twitter.com/EricLiptonNYT/status/979851496228519937
21https://twitter.com/DanAmira/status/979817575268921344
22https://twitter.com/ACLU/status/979864096857317376
23https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/979863971720146945
24https://twitter.com/saraashleyo/status/979505184123576326
25https://twitter.com/APWestRegion/status/979856245795336192
26https://twitter.com/APSouthRegion/status/979854049167192064
27https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/979863359582621696
28https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/979734113128210438
https://i.imgur.com/XeVhL0U.gifv

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



https://twitter.com/big_cases/status/979863613300203520

the district court in DC just issued a nationwide injunction against the Office of Refugee Resettlement stopping them from interfering with undocumented minors' access to abortion, and certifying them as a class.

obviously the case isn't over but that's a pretty big win for the ACLU right there

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/979865842119688193

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



good birb

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

What in God's name?

cheryl-k-chumley posted:

David Hogg, the Marjory Stoneman Douglas high-schooler who seems to have set himself up as Laura Ingraham’s arch nemesis, has been making national television rounds of late, pretty much calling for adults to step aside and let the teenagers rule — because hey, who knows better how to run a country than a kid.

And now he’s demanding Ingraham of Fox News denounce her network — her employer — else he’ll keep up his call for advertisers to boycott.

Hogg would’ve made a pretty decent brownshirt back in the pre-World War II day. Those are the National Socialist party people who ran around Germany strong-arming and bullying and intimidating the general populace into accepting the goals of the Nazi organization. Not saying Hogg’s one now — goodness, no. There are advertisers to consider, of course.

Just saying his demeanor, his rhetoric, his whiney demands, his illogical views of the Second Amendment, his refusal to consider facts and historical truths over emotionally charged screams — all that, added up and considered, suggests he may have missed his calling by a few decades, and an Atlantic Ocean.

This is getting completely insane.

:woop:

SUCK IT

^^^^
BirdsRightsActivist is an American treasure.

KickerOfMice fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Mar 31, 2018

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Saw this live and the story owns.
Here's his post game interview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB60iaSUIu0

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
How do you say Nxivm?

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



I thought the brownshirts were Italian?

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Lycus posted:

How do you say Nxivm?
very carefully

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

TARDISman posted:

I thought the brownshirts were Italian?

Brownshirts were basically the nazi militia in Germany pre blitzkrieg.

Throwing Turtles
May 3, 2015
The right wing attempt to pin the shooting on "bullying" really bothers me considering they have literally mocked and ended any discussion on fixing it while kids have been killing themselves over it for years. Most schools that's really the only gun violence they have to deal with. Now they are trying to deflect because people are pointing out their toys are killing people.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

TARDISman posted:

I thought the brownshirts were Italian?

That’s the blackshirts, the brownshirts were Hitler’s militia which he patterned after Mussolini’s

EDIT: Beaten

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003



McCabe and his legal team soliciting money online like he's a charity case is ghoulish when he's a millionaire, it's not an issue of him going to jail, and they are taking money from people like this lady.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Throwing Turtles posted:

The right wing attempt to pin the shooting on "bullying" really bothers me considering they have literally mocked and ended any discussion on fixing it while kids have been killing themselves over it for years. Most schools that's really the only gun violence they have to deal with. Now they are trying to deflect because people are pointing out their toys are killing people.

It lets them blame the victims, which they, as huge bullies, love to do.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Lycus posted:

How do you say Nxivm?

Nexium.

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

Lycus posted:

How do you say Nxivm?

Like it's written.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Bhaal posted:

I thought Jim Carrey turned into an anti-vaxxer or something but now i kinda want to follow him on twitter.
He qualified that to say he was against mercury in vaccines.

KickerOfMice posted:

[Another One Bites the Dust]
This might be more appropriate...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdXek5d2ocw

Crow Jane posted:

I think to conservatives, bullying just means "they don't like me/agree with me"

Anyway I guess Tucker Carlson talked California politics with... Fabio last night
Self professed "most beautiful man in the world"...? Oh ffs... someone help Tucker out of the closet... he might start making sense.

PhazonLink posted:

Does he know March has 31 days and April Fools is two days later?
I wish he'd announced this tomorrow, Australian screenshots of his tweet would have been glorious.

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



KickerOfMice posted:

Brownshirts were basically the nazi militia in Germany pre blitzkrieg.


Pablo Nergigante posted:

That’s the blackshirts, the brownshirts were Hitler’s militia which he patterned after Mussolini’s

EDIT: Beaten

That's what it was. :doh:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

what

the

gently caress

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/979868619235561477?s=20

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Oh hey dude, a request. Would you consider adding https://carpoolvote.com/ to the OP?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Cable Guy posted:

He qualified that to say he was against mercury in vaccines.

it was removed before he ever said that because of antivax hysteria.

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AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.



sexual assault awareness month AND second chance month?
that's awkward!

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