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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Hello friends I am in Bundaberg QLD and I am here to introduce you to The Hector Show. A show where a giant lump of coal educates children about how to get a good night's sleep or how to look both ways before you cross the street.

It airs on Channel 7 Wide Bay




Not a parody.

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AgentF
May 11, 2009
We shouldn't be saving South African farmers, we should be saving Queenslanders.

Sparticle
Oct 7, 2012

Dr. Miracle posted:

What’s this in reference to?

It was posted on that ABC change.org petition. Apparently ABC Comedy is out of touch, not the reactionary who thinks the ABC is pushing the Gay Agenda.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

AgentF posted:

We shouldn't be saving South African farmers, we should be saving Queenslanders.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d72lexxQvUA

Sparticle
Oct 7, 2012

brb pitching my kids show to Television Tasmania where the host is a pile of sawdust

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Man none of this weird stuff reaches Brisbane.

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
Healthy Harold is tired, we'll have Blacklung Bobby touring schools by 2020

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I was the weird kid in school. When everyone was talking about Pokemon I was a fan of Fossil Rancher.

Everyone liked Pikachu but when I caught a glimpse of the show I was confused as to why Koffing wasn't the main character.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Koffing was in every episode though!

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Periphery posted:

Wouldn't replacing a bunch of volunteers in the bush with paid staff create more jobs though?

Replacing volunteers with an equal number of professionals is always going to cost you more.

Even if you can do the same with less numbers by going the professional route it's still less jobs and that's all that matters politically.

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

Inescapable Duck posted:

Koffing was in every episode though!

I believe you'll find Koffing's first appearance was in episode two, and I have the VHS tape to prove it

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Why is Koffing evil? He could provide us energy to power up Townsville!

Really Ash is just some weird leftie with his renewable Pikachu

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Also Koffing's last appearance was in episode 31, when it evolved into Weezing

Friendly Fire
Dec 29, 2004
All my friends got me for my birthday was this stupid custom title. Fuck my friends.

Sparticle posted:

brb pitching my kids show to Television Tasmania where the host is a pile of sawdustpoker machine

Forestry issues are so 2017. It's all about Federal Group now.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

NTRabbit posted:

Also Koffing's last appearance was in episode 31, when it evolved into Weezing

Love that Ekans and Koffing evolved because they felt sorry for their trainers

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...

DancingShade posted:

Replacing volunteers with an equal number of professionals is always going to cost you more.

Even if you can do the same with less numbers by going the professional route it's still less jobs and that's all that matters politically.

I think we have very different understandings of what constitutes a job. Volunteer positions are definitely not given the same weight politically as paid jobs.

Like if you said to a country town that you are going to give them 20 full time jobs, but it'll cost them 50 unpaid volunteer positions I don't see how that isn't a politicians wet dream. Of course this is all pie-in-the-sky stuff because politicians are too cheap pay for things as trivial as cutting people from cars and fighting fires.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

The kid's expression is basically "Are you loving kidding me???"

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Breathe in the black smog and sleep child.

Krabboss
Nov 11, 2016

MY HUSBAND'S PARSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
The thing that really upsets me the most about this political thread...

I mean the thing that I REALLY can't comprehend at all...

is the fact that anybody has any idea what the gently caress is happening on television, let alone FREE TO AIR television. If you're going to watch garbage, at least get yourself a subscription to Sky News.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Krabboss posted:

The thing that really upsets me the most about this political thread...

I mean the thing that I REALLY can't comprehend at all...

is the fact that anybody has any idea what the gently caress is happening on television, let alone FREE TO AIR television. If you're going to watch garbage, at least get yourself a subscription to Sky News.

Pretty sure they are just talking about ball tampering 24/7

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/979663903176122368

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Krabboss posted:

The thing that really upsets me the most about this political thread...

I mean the thing that I REALLY can't comprehend at all...

is the fact that anybody has any idea what the gently caress is happening on television, let alone FREE TO AIR television. If you're going to watch garbage, at least get yourself a subscription to Sky News.
Why would you buy garbage TV if you can get it for free?

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Gorilla Salad posted:

If you worked so drat hard all your life, why are you on welfare you filthy bludger?

This but unironically

Krabboss
Nov 11, 2016

MY HUSBAND'S PARSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS

CrazyTolradi posted:

Why would you buy garbage TV if you can get it for free?

you'll get the real deal poo poo and you won't look poor while you watch it

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Picketer/status/979916838736773125

:dogbutton:

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Bundaberg is a fun little town but come nightfall everyone is drunk as gently caress and this little town has a huge alcohol problem man jesus.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Anidav posted:

huge alcohol problem

no this is just australia in general

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Yeah but it looks to be hitting towns much harder.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

There's nothing to do in small regional towns except get shitfaced

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
Dude, that's just QLD when you aren't in Brisbane (and also most of Brisbane)

GoldStandardConure posted:

no this is just australia in general

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Gorilla Salad posted:

If you worked so drat hard all your life, why are you on welfare you filthy bludger?

JBP posted:

This but unironically

because they had to pay all those taxes duh

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Brown Paper Bag posted:

There's nothing to do in small regional towns except get shitfaced

large regional towns too, although there at least you get better access to drugs too not just booze

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

wow.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Anidav, introduce Bundaberg to anime and turn the town into a bunch of fedora wearing shut in incels.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

I remember going on an awesome brewery tour of Margaret River and the tour host cheerily tell us all about Margaret River's massive meth problem

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

CrazyTolradi posted:

Anidav, introduce Bundaberg to anime and turn the town into a bunch of fedora wearing shut in incels.

POLICE examined more than three million images found in the possession of Michael Owen Mitchell in a raid of his Bundaberg home, with officers seizing computer equipment.

A portion of the images were deemed child pornography and led to 42-year-old Mitchell being charged with child exploitation offences.

Some child images were computer animation - Japanese anime.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Is there any case law dealing with it actually being a 5000 year old demon inside the little girl?

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

JBP posted:

Is there any case law dealing with it actually being a 5000 year old demon inside the little girl?
I'm not sure the law makes concessions for demonic possession.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

JBP posted:

Is there any case law dealing with it actually being a 5000 year old demon inside the little girl?

Asking for a 'friend'?

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I'm just wondering if a judge has ever had to rule on it because I'd like to read the decision.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Wasn't someone arrested for Simpsons porn?

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