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It warms my heart to see a Freeper apply Occam's Razor:quote:OR, things could be as he’s said they are and he’s simply giving an FU to anyone questioning things. People need to concede that there is a very high probability that this is the case. His mom WAS in Hawaii; she had a baby somewhere near his purported birth date; and the likelihood of the birth being in Kenya — or really any place other than Hawaii, Washington state, or Canada is virtually zero.
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Mar 29, 2018 07:40
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I just don't get why the right wingers feel the need to try and destroy the political future of someone who's not in politics anymore. Meanwhile DT shits his pants behind a podium and they all line up to sniff his undies.
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Mar 29, 2018 08:31
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SocketWrench posted:I just don't get why the right wingers feel the need to try and destroy the political future of someone who's not in politics anymore. Don't kinkshame.
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Mar 29, 2018 11:07
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SocketWrench posted:I just don't get why the right wingers feel the need to try and destroy the political future of someone who's not in politics anymore. Sniff? Nah, the people I know are scarfing down that cake batter.
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Mar 29, 2018 11:08
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The belief is that if they can prove Obama's birth certificate was illegitimate, then that legally nullified any and every action he took. For some reason.
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Mar 29, 2018 11:37
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He will stop existing and slowly fade out of the timeline, into the Kenya Zone.
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Mar 29, 2018 12:06
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Personally I think it will be more like the end of Jumanji.
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Mar 29, 2018 12:17
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I sure want a Freeper to explain what "dark money" is.
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Mar 29, 2018 14:48
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Ubiquitous_ posted:I sure want a Freeper to explain what "dark money" is. Any money that funds the left, see Soros or some random dude who donates $10 to the DNC.
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Mar 29, 2018 14:57
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Plinkey posted:Any money that funds the left, see Soros or some random dude who donates $10 to the DNC. See also: money that non-white minorities get, WHICH THEY DIDN’T EARN  Side note: it warms my heart a bit to see that my phone tries to autocorrect “freep” to “creep”.
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Mar 29, 2018 20:30
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Mantis42 posted:Personally I think it will be more like the end of Jumanji. In that a crazy old white guy will try to shoot him with an assault rifle?
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Mar 29, 2018 21:25
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No, I mean the part where the dark African magic gets sucked back into the hole and everything reverts to white 50s Americana.
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Mar 29, 2018 22:22
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Mantis42 posted:No, I mean the part where the dark African magic gets sucked back into the hole and everything reverts to white 50s Americana. This video needs to be edited into existence.
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Mar 30, 2018 02:15
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Extensive Vamping posted:This video needs to be edited into existence. Already exists. Go watch Andy Griffith
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Mar 30, 2018 08:32
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Prester Jane posted:It was called Last Man Standing, and it was basically one long series of freep fantasies tied together with a laugh track because not a single one of the "jokes" were even remotely funny. It was all punching down about how terrible and stupid and naive young people/Liberals are and how conservatives are fighting a losing war to save society from being overwhelmed from selfish/spoiled morons. This brief clip from the series finale really tells you literally everything you need to know about the show: A goon did a thread watching a couple of seasons of the show and it was pretty brilliant. The farther down the rabbit hole they went, the more insane they were.
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Mar 30, 2018 12:45
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Prester Jane posted:It was called Last Man Standing, and it was basically one long series of freep fantasies tied together with a laugh track because not a single one of the "jokes" were even remotely funny. It was all punching down about how terrible and stupid and naive young people/Liberals are and how conservatives are fighting a losing war to save society from being overwhelmed from selfish/spoiled morons. This brief clip from the series finale really tells you literally everything you need to know about the show: This was the most patently unfunny thing I've ever seen. I can't believe there are people who believe it was cancelled because its "conservative" comedy, instead of being cancelled because it's a steaming pile of garbage.
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Mar 30, 2018 20:05
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:What if you had an ironic all-Jewish White Power band? I'd go to see that. This is from a couple pages back, but I feel someone had to respond to this. Turns out such a band exists: Jewdriver! They're an all-Jewish group out of Oakland, CA that parodies songs by actual white power band Skrewdriver. https://www.thejewniverse.com/2017/this-jewish-punk-band-existed-to-spite-neo-nazis/ When I was googling them to find a good link to share, I found a Stormfront post about them. Not clicking a link to Stormfront at work, but I'd love to read the reactions from that community.
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Mar 30, 2018 21:37
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Zipperelli. posted:This was the most patently unfunny thing I've ever seen. I can't believe there are people who believe it was cancelled because its "conservative" comedy, instead of being cancelled because it's a steaming pile of garbage. My dad reflexively shares CHUD stuff, and shared all the memes when this was cancelled that it was a powerhouse of ratings that they cancelled for political reasons. I hadn't heard of it before then, and I doubt he had either. Certainly never mentioned it before it was a CHUD cause celebre.
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Mar 30, 2018 22:16
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Jagged Jim posted:Nah, they like Conservative Comedy, from an episode literally titled Precious Snowflake.
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Mar 31, 2018 03:25
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Freep-adjacent: Down the Rabbit Hole: The world of estranged parents' forums There's lots of content there, and there are echos of freep mindsets all over it. McGlockenshire fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Mar 31, 2018 |
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Mar 31, 2018 17:29
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Zipperelli. posted:This was the most patently unfunny thing I've ever seen. I can't believe there are people who believe it was cancelled because its "conservative" comedy, instead of being cancelled because it's a steaming pile of garbage. Conservative ideology cannot fail, it can only be failed. It was the network's fault for not giving the show a chance.
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Mar 31, 2018 19:28
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McGlockenshire posted:Freep-adjacent: Down the Rabbit Hole: The world of estranged parents' forums This is absolutely fascinating to read. Thank you for posting it.
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McGlockenshire posted:Freep-adjacent: Down the Rabbit Hole: The world of estranged parents' forums
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What does freep think of black Jesus on NBC tonight?
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Apr 1, 2018 23:57
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Plinkey posted:What does freep think of black Jesus on NBC tonight? I searched, and all the hits for "black Jesus" are just articles about Obama (seriously). Oh cool, a rare occasion of reading good news on Freep: quote:Silver Chair to be a Netflix Original Movie
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Apr 2, 2018 01:18
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Anti-LGBTQ pastor arrested on 8 counts of sexual molestation of minors My FRiend, I think you are in the wrong place... quote:These types are fascinated with deviant sex. They always make me suspicious. Straight people should not care that much what gay people do. A lot of the thread is bitching that describing him as "Anti-LGBTQ" is a liberal stance, but what else would you want them to say? "Conservative Baptist pastor" would somehow be better? The point is he's one of *your* people no matter how you slice it. quote:Why post the leftwing spin on FR. You'll always find at least one Freeper ready to go to bat for a child molestor: quote:
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Apr 2, 2018 01:36
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Plinkey posted:What does freep think of black Jesus on NBC tonight? I'm not freep but I think that the kryptonian cyberpunk nazi coats they put the Pharisees in are loving fabulous
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Apr 2, 2018 01:42
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Plinkey posted:What does freep think of black Jesus on NBC tonight? It was good poo poo tho. Even if no one can quite match Carl Anderson's performance, to me at least. He was a drat good Judas. I got back from work in time for Gethsemane at least.
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Apr 2, 2018 04:25
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Manuel Calavera posted:It was good poo poo tho. Even if no one can quite match Carl Anderson's performance, to me at least. He was a drat good Judas. I got back from work in time for Gethsemane at least. For my money, Jesus Christ Superstar will always be the peak Jesus depicition.
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Apr 2, 2018 04:56
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Plinkey posted:What does freep think of black Jesus on NBC tonight? quote:To: Responsibility2nd
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Ague Proof posted:Conservative Comedy, from an episode literally titled Precious Snowflake. Got to "microaggressions" and immediately checked out, gently caress that show gently caress everyone involved i'm glad it died and I hope they burn in hell
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Apr 2, 2018 05:40
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:There was also some lack of the usual Freep "I need photos of her to say if she's guilt LOL" but there were a lot of image-based jokes of a golfball and a garden hose, or a trailer hitch, so Freep is still Freep after all. Trailer hitch? Not sure I get that one.
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Apr 2, 2018 06:51
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MANime in the sheets posted:Trailer hitch? Not sure I get that one. The phrase "she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" refers to a woman who gives high quality blowjobs, similar to being able to suck a gold ball through a garden hose.
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Apr 2, 2018 06:56
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Fulchrum posted:The phrase "she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" refers to a woman who gives high quality blowjobs, similar to being able to suck a gold ball through a garden hose. Let's not forget about the always classy "suck start a Harley"
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McGlockenshire posted:Freep-adjacent: Down the Rabbit Hole: The world of estranged parents' forums Hey, thanks for posting this. As someone who hasn't spoken with my mother in years, this has been a strangely therapeutic and beneficial read for me. Thank you again.
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Apr 2, 2018 07:10
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Zipperelli. posted:Let's not forget about the always classy "suck start a Harley" Which is absolutely not to be confused with "suck start a nine-mil."
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Apr 2, 2018 09:41
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Old Kentucky Shark posted:I'm not freep but I think that the kryptonian cyberpunk nazi coats they put the Pharisees in are loving fabulous I actually know one of those guys! Justin Sargent was a UCF student down here and he spent a few years at Halloween Horror Nights playing Riff Raff when they did a live action Rocky Horror Picture Show. He was the understudy for John Legend, and because John was so busy they had Justin perform during most of the rehearsals and they would send video of him to John so he could learn everything before coming to actually rehearse with the cast.
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Apr 2, 2018 14:11
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:For my money, Jesus Christ Superstar will always be the peak Jesus depicition. It IS so drat good, yeah. And I'm not even Catholic (born and raised but haven't really followed it since I got out of grade school.)
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Apr 2, 2018 15:09
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:For my money, Jesus Christ Superstar will always be the peak Jesus depicition. More of a "Jeepers Creepers Semi-Star" guy myself.
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Off topic but I enjoy Patton Oswalt's "suck the sorrow off a recent widow" in his parody of Robert Evans ESPN promos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkN226PToig
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