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Apr 3, 2018 15:33
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Pick posted:who sounds like he was a better dude than he is What we know of guy B: sometimes allows his negative feelings to be seen. Pick's verdict: Guy B is trash, Guy A is clearly a better person.
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Apr 3, 2018 15:38
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Ah yes, you see it now dont you? It was I who convinced him to take up a ridiculously stupid and dangerous hobby, and I who was his most devoted fan pushing him to ever greater stunts, and yes, it was I who loosened the brick on the 8th floor window. How cruel now it must be to now know this whole time you have been dating the architect of your very misery.
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Apr 3, 2018 15:44
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See, I didn't cheat. It was an emotional affair. I merely emotionally put my penis into her emotionally wet vagina.
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Apr 3, 2018 15:45
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Barudak posted:Ah yes, you see it now dont you? It was I who convinced him to take up a ridiculously stupid and dangerous hobby, and I who was his most devoted fan pushing him to ever greater stunts, and yes, it was I who loosened the brick on the 8th floor window. How cruel now it must be to now know this whole time you have been dating the architect of your very misery. This is gonna come off super judgey but I'm trying to imagine being JUST SO SAD to hear that even someone I've been talking to regularly in the past few years had died in such a loving stupid way and I can't. I would judge even someone I liked for climbing up the wrong side of a building wall and falling off of it. Like, even if it were one of my best friends I'd mostly be mad at them for throwing their life away on such a stupid caper (I think anyway, it's Easy For Me To Say etc)
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Apr 3, 2018 15:50
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Well of course you dont understand, you werent having an ongoing secret relationship behind your partners back that culminates with your security blanket boyfriend not supporting you in your time of nees, the one stupid reason you keep him around.
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Apr 3, 2018 15:56
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loquacius posted:This is gonna come off super judgey but I'm trying to imagine being JUST SO SAD to hear that even someone I've been talking to regularly in the past few years had died in such a loving stupid way and I can't. I would judge even someone I liked for climbing up the wrong side of a building wall and falling off of it. you sound fun and interesting
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Apr 3, 2018 15:59
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:you sound fun and interesting As opposed to the grown-rear end man who thinks the world is his jungle gym?
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Apr 3, 2018 16:10
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there are plenty of things to climb and ways to climb them that won't literally kill you, sorry to harsh ur buzz
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Apr 3, 2018 16:13
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loquacius posted:This is gonna come off super judgey but I'm trying to imagine being JUST SO SAD to hear that even someone I've been talking to regularly in the past few years had died in such a loving stupid way and I can't. I would judge even someone I liked for climbing up the wrong side of a building wall and falling off of it. Mrs. Bastard got irritated at me for laughing when I found out that helicopter crash was caused by a guy trying to get a selfie. Apparently that's senseless and tragic, not funny.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:14
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Man, why would anyone cheat on a guy who thinks people that make fun of his height deserve to die? This Adonis who definitely isn't teeming with insecurities is something you have to nail down ASAP, sister.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:19
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There's no need to 'just world' things up. He didn't deserve to die because he climbed stuff, even if it was potentially done very recklessly. You can be less sympathetic about the death of somebody who jumped across train tracks for a living compared to somebody who develops cancer and dies unexpectedly, but it doesn't have any bearing on whether it's good that they died.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:19
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Jeza posted:There's no need to 'just world' things up. He didn't deserve to die because he climbed stuff, even if it was potentially done very recklessly. You can be less sympathetic about the death of somebody who jumped across train tracks for a living compared to somebody who develops cancer and dies unexpectedly, but it doesn't have any bearing on whether it's good that they died. I don't think anybody is suggesting he deserved to die, are they? It's more along the lines of 'play stupid games, win stupid prizes.'
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Apr 3, 2018 16:23
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Man, why would anyone cheat on a guy who thinks people that make fun of his height deserve to die? This Adonis who definitely isn't teeming with insecurities is something you have to nail down ASAP, sister.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:26
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Theophany posted:I don't think anybody is suggesting he deserved to die, are they? It's more along the lines of 'play stupid games, win stupid prizes.' Feeling the need to trumpet that he was "asking for it" is exactly a statement that he deserved it, yes. there is an incredibly obvious tone of smug satisfaction to the idea that a guy who went out and engaged in risky hobbies got killed itt.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:27
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All I'm saying is that if a guy I hadn't spoken to in 5 years, whose only interactions with me were to make fun of my height and try to make moves on my girlfriend, got himself killed failing to climb a building, I probably wouldn't be super sad either  I'm not saying it's a good thing he died or whatever, I just wouldn't be able to muster any tears over it I dunno maybe I'm the broken one here
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Apr 3, 2018 16:29
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itt goons conflate "I was ambivalent about the death of a guy I thought was a prick" with "I actively wished and cheered for his death because of my manlet insecurities".
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Apr 3, 2018 16:43
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Nah I think youre in the clear. A dude who tried to bully me in school died in a motorcycle crash a few years later while on a cocktail of drugs and the only reaction I had was “Im glad nobody else died due to his recklessness”.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:44
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The non-broken thing to do when something doesn't affect you, but severely upsets your significant other is to lend a sympathetic ear and do your best to console them. If he actually didn't care at all, he would be more concerned with the girlfriend than he would be outlining all the reasons why the guy deserved to die.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:49
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loquacius posted:All I'm saying is that if a guy I hadn't spoken to in 5 years, whose only interactions with me were to make fun of my height and try to make moves on my girlfriend, got himself killed failing to climb a building, I probably wouldn't be super sad either loquacius posted:This is gonna come off super judgey but I'm trying to imagine being JUST SO SAD to hear that even someone I've been talking to regularly in the past few years had died in such a loving stupid way and I can't. I would judge even someone I liked for climbing up the wrong side of a building wall and falling off of it. yeah you are in fact the broken one here. seek therapy.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:50
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Barudak posted:Nah I think youre in the clear. A dude who tried to bully me in school died in a motorcycle crash a few years later while on a cocktail of drugs and the only reaction I had was “Im glad nobody else died due to his recklessness”. My dad died a little over 10 years ago and I didn't feel a single thing. My parents divorced when I was 18 months old because he was an extremely physically abusive alcoholic, so I had no memories of him at all (he never visited). Hearing about his death had less impact on me than hearing about David Bowie or Carrie Fisher dying. I received a bunch of his private journals and communications as part of his will, and I was amazed to discover that he was even worse of a person than I had been told by my mother! Like how he was an open Confederate sympathizer (despite being a Yankee who lived in Canada) and liked to go out gay bashing at bars. Of course, after his death his family started showering me with attention because I was the long forgotten son that they hoped could be turned into a facsimile of him. It was a struggle to fake any kind of sadness about his demise around them, even at his burial.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:51
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:yeah you are in fact the broken one here. seek therapy. I already have a therapist and I am not wasting billable hours telling him an Internet story tyvm
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Apr 3, 2018 16:52
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Fire your therapist and find a better one. After coming home after a week, I found something in my (21f) bed that doesn’t belong to me quote:Hey everyone, using a throwaway because I don’t want this on my account. wotta stumper quote:
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Apr 3, 2018 16:52
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Fire your therapist and find a better one. I think it's probably more reasonable for you to find a safer hobby or at least devote less effort online to defending your current one
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Apr 3, 2018 16:54
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:yeah you are in fact the broken one here. seek therapy. He's fine and you're being really weird about this.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:55
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I don't climb buildings or do any parkoury poo poo but creepos who start publicly masturbating online when someone dies make my skin crawl
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Apr 3, 2018 16:56
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chitoryu12 posted:My dad died a little over 10 years ago and I didn't feel a single thing. My parents divorced when I was 18 months old because he was an extremely physically abusive alcoholic, so I had no memories of him at all (he never visited). Hearing about his death had less impact on me than hearing about David Bowie or Carrie Fisher dying. I received a bunch of his private journals and communications as part of his will, and I was amazed to discover that he was even worse of a person than I had been told by my mother! Like how he was an open Confederate sympathizer (despite being a Yankee who lived in Canada) and liked to go out gay bashing at bars. I dont know how your mom handled anything else in her life but this was clearly an excellent move. No need to feel sad when tangential assholes in your life die.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:56
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I don't climb buildings or do any parkoury poo poo but creepos who start publicly masturbating online when one dies make my skin crawl I'll let you know if I see any
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Apr 3, 2018 16:56
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:After coming home after a week, I found something in my (21f) bed that doesn’t belong to me Goddamn girl, unless you haven't changed your sheets in 2 years SOMETHING is up.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:57
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It's a little weird to me she hasn't put two and two together yet, really; finding A Hair That Is The Wrong Color is basically cultural shorthand for "your man cheatin" at this point A little on the nose
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Apr 3, 2018 16:59
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Barudak posted:I dont know how your mom handled anything else in her life but this was clearly an excellent move. No need to feel sad when tangential assholes in your life die. Other than that, I had a pretty normal childhood. My maternal grandparents helped raise me because we moved back in with them after the divorce, but they were very old when they had my mom (I think my grandpa was 50 years old when she was born) so they died when I was around 10. After that, it was being raised by a single mom. But she had a well-paying job so we never went hungry and I didn't really want for anything. The only thing that's caused any kind of difficulty is that I was born in Canada, and my mom didn't know all the stuff that she had to do with paperwork and reporting my birth to get my dual citizenship (they were American citizens) taken care of after moving back to Florida. I'm turning 26 next month and still struggling with temporary IDs on a Canadian birth certificate because of all the paperwork issues with getting my citizenship finalized and my passport in the mail.
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Apr 3, 2018 17:00
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loquacius posted:It's a little weird to me she hasn't put two and two together yet, really; finding A Hair That Is The Wrong Color is basically cultural shorthand for "your man cheatin" at this point I think she has, shes just looking for reddit to reassure her to salt the earth on this dumb motherfucker.
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Apr 3, 2018 17:01
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:The non-broken thing to do when something doesn't affect you, but severely upsets your significant other is to lend a sympathetic ear and do your best to console them. If he actually didn't care at all, he would be more concerned with the girlfriend than he would be outlining all the reasons why the guy deserved to die.
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Apr 3, 2018 17:02
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Love the dude who just can't help suggesting incest, gently caress
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Apr 3, 2018 17:02
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I don't climb buildings or do any parkoury poo poo but creepos who start publicly masturbating online when someone dies make my skin crawl There is literally not one comment that this describes. They are the equivalent of "oh, he died? Welp."
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Apr 3, 2018 17:02
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I’m going to give a few points to that redditor who suggested that maybe she was in contact with him even before his death. Way to bury the lede, man. Your gf is a necromancer.
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Apr 3, 2018 17:06
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Yawgmoth posted:kinda hard to do that when she was cheating on him with captain slip grips That only came to light after the fact, though. In the moment, he came home to an inconsolable girlfriend and thought that "bloke was askin' for it" would not only shut her up, but was worth doubling down on. Peaceful Anarchy posted:The guy she cheated with wasn't very secure either, guess that's her type. Nice.
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Apr 3, 2018 17:10
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Theophany posted:My dad [50sM] kicked me [17 F] out because he thought my tampon was a sex toy Of course the loving reddit mods have already deleted this. But she's still commenting, and hopefully we'll get an update in the next 12 hours.
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Apr 3, 2018 17:16
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Theophany posted:My dad [50sM] kicked me [17 F] out because he thought my tampon was a sex toy quote:He said that he had gone into the guest room where I was staying and noticed something in the trash that had 'worried' him. 
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Apr 3, 2018 17:17
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I dont care if her dad is a Garbage Man, he needs to learn to leave work at work
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Apr 3, 2018 17:20
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