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Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

Godholio posted:

Carrots that come with the pickled jalapenos are the best.

These are the only carrots I'll eat. Other carrots leave my stomach feeling oddly hollow.

Edit: Uhhh poo poo poo poo poo poo

http://i.imgur.com/OG9cYnq.gifv

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Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006


Holy poo poo, best Monster Jam trick I've ever seen

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

:wow:

Holee fuucckk!

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Dave Inc. posted:

These are the only carrots I'll eat. Other carrots leave my stomach feeling oddly hollow.

Edit: Uhhh poo poo poo poo poo poo

http://i.imgur.com/OG9cYnq.gifv

"Oh yeeah wheeelieeEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOLY gently caress!"

- the driver, probably

spouse
Nov 10, 2008

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.


Father Jack posted:

I think I'm going to get 'wrong thread' either way, so gently caress it, here it is.





Not mine, just spotted on holiday and thought of you lot.

Dodge Grand Caravan in that color was my first car. it was a '96.

Those wheels are :boom:
love it.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Aerostars came up in one of these threads a while back, and the early ones were 2800lbs with a 115hp chunk of solid cast iron up front.

You could probably make a hilarious vehicle out of it with a 300hp chunk of aluminum instead.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Dave Inc. posted:

These are the only carrots I'll eat. Other carrots leave my stomach feeling oddly hollow.

Edit: Uhhh poo poo poo poo poo poo

http://i.imgur.com/OG9cYnq.gifv

I loving love Monster Jam, it's maybe the only TV show I actually miss watching.

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

Terrible Robot posted:

I loving love Monster Jam, it's maybe the only TV show I actually miss watching.

I took my wife to her first one just last month. She's from Mexico and had some preeetty bad expectations about it and the whole culture of it, but by the end of it she was screaming "GRRAAAAAAVE DIGGEEEEERRRRRRRRR" at the top of her lungs. It's just pure, clean fun that knows no boundaries or social classes.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Dave Inc. posted:

I took my wife to her first one just last month. She's from Mexico and had some preeetty bad expectations about it and the whole culture of it, but by the end of it she was screaming "GRRAAAAAAVE DIGGEEEEERRRRRRRRR" at the top of her lungs. It's just pure, clean fun that knows no boundaries or social classes.

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY MONSTER JAAAAM

smax
Nov 9, 2009

Oh poo poo, Monster Jam will be in town in 2.5 weeks.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

sneakyfrog posted:

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY MONSTER JAAAAM

THE TICKET WILL GET YOU THE WHOLE SEAT

BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED


THE EDGE

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
:kimchi:

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Monster trucks... good

I do wish they had other motorsport stuff going on like they did in the old days; I miss the days of supercross, quad races, demo derbies, etc. Hard to remember that complaint though, when there's 10,000 lb, 800 hp, 4wd dune buggies doing backflips and 50 foot vertical leaps.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Boaz MacPhereson posted:

THE TICKET WILL GET YOU THE WHOLE SEAT

BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED


THE EDGE

IF YOU MISS THIS YOU'D BETTER BE DEAD OR IN JAIL!
AND IF YOU'RE IN JAIL, BREAK OUT!!

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

AND REMEMBER TREADHEAD SEATS ARE JUST TEN BUUUUuuuuuucks

Aargh
Sep 8, 2004

BigPaddy posted:

:britain:

We will name your food for you native.

It's also coriander in Australia and most other western countries.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


I could do that. :colbert:

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Aargh posted:

It's also coriander in Australia and most other western countries.

West of what, New Zealand?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7klO0p092Y

Aargh
Sep 8, 2004

Finger Prince posted:

West of what, New Zealand?

Russia is the usual one I think.

Basically it's only called cilantro in Spanish speaking countries and North America.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Powershift posted:

Aerostars came up in one of these threads a while back, and the early ones were 2800lbs with a 115hp chunk of solid cast iron up front.

You could probably make a hilarious vehicle out of it with a 300hp chunk of aluminum instead.

still one of my favorite videos on all of youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHfESmBIw04

make sure your sound is on for 0:23

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Speaking of redneck poo poo, when is the last time anyone saw swamp buggy races?
THey were always on TNN back in the day.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
Sorry for potato but traffic was heavy. I haven't seen one of these in about a billion years and this thing was MINT, down to the OE wheels and side graphics.





It's kind of a poo poo hole but Phoenix is definitely good for preserving weird and awesome cars.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Sorry for potato but traffic was heavy. I haven't seen one of these in about a billion years and this thing was MINT, down to the OE wheels and side graphics.





It's kind of a poo poo hole but Phoenix is definitely good for preserving weird and awesome cars.

Every time I see one I miss mine. REGERTS.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Rhyno posted:

Every time I see one I miss mine. REGERTS.

And every time I see one I wish I could have bought yours.

But lately, I've had other ideas.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Mine was pretty badass



(i pulled that windshield trim off and painted it)

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Yeah but didn't it still handle like a truck tho?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Yeah but didn't it still handle like a truck tho?

Yes, quick as hell off the line though.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Boaz MacPhereson posted:

And every time I see one I wish I could have bought yours.

But lately, I've had other ideas.



I approve of your ideas.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Ugh, shouldn't have sold that truuuuck.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Yeah but didn't it still handle like a truck tho?

This is America in the 1900s! Who cares about handling? Look cool and go straight fast.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

StormDrain posted:

This is America in the 1900s! Who cares about handling? Look cool and go straight fast.

I've just always hated riding in or driving trucks they are awful :shrug:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
Trucks own. sorry about your boringness

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Powershift posted:

Aerostars came up in one of these threads a while back, and the early ones were 2800lbs with a 115hp chunk of solid cast iron up front.

You could probably make a hilarious vehicle out of it with a 300hp chunk of aluminum instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP-9omN4Htw

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Applebees Appetizer posted:

I've just always hated riding in or driving trucks they are awful :shrug:

They’re the best! Half the suspension should be in the bench seat.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Trucks own. sorry about your boringness

Trucks own for truck things, for daily drivers not so much.

StormDrain posted:

Half the suspension should be in the bench seat.

Pretty much. I grew up riding in my step dad's horrible RAM and learned how to drive stick in it I loving hated that thing.

Also in his infinite wisdom winter driving consisted of throwing bags of salt in the bed instead of getting snow tires so I learned how to control drift that way :v:

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Darchangel posted:

I approve of your ideas.

I also want to build a proto-Lightning from a Seventh Gen. 2WD, short bed, drop it 4" or so, 351W, 4 wheel discs.

Something kinda like:

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

I also want to build a proto-Lightning from a Seventh Gen. 2WD, short bed, drop it 4" or so, 351W, 4 wheel discs.

Something kinda like:


I'd love to do the same, but out of a bricknose (8th gen?) They already kind of look the part.

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Trust me I wish I liked because they put the poo poo on everything and I always forget to ask to leave it off so I gotta spend time picking it off. Yeah I'm one of those people that can't eat cilantro I've tried believe me :v:

I stand by my thoughts that it always needs to be listed as an ingredient in the menu description. I’ve had salads and stuff ruined with a fist full of cilantro mixed in when there was no mention of it on the menu.

I can get thru a little bit mixed in, but I hate ordering tacos and having to say no cilantro. I feel so weak.

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Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Seat Safety Switch posted:

I'd love to do the same, but out of a bricknose (8th gen?) They already kind of look the part.

Yeah, the 8th gen/bricknose were the step right before the first Lightnings. You can definitely see the evolution between the 8th and 9ths. I think that would be really cool, too.

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