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Moly B. Denum
Oct 26, 2007

As long as you don't go over the elastic limit, steel will spring back just fine. You know, like a spring.

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/498QCfg.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/vqnwHQh.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/RxOMZAb.gifv

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://i.imgur.com/qbptL5s.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Worth watching the source for this, where a girl is absolutely demolished by the Zorb at 0:39:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPKKtvkVAjY

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Zorbs all seem like death balls hungry to consume lives ever since watching that video of the Russian one falling off a mountain.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/rkGUz3p.gifv

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

This is wonderful

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Barry Bluejeans posted:

there's actually zero difference between good & bad pizza

Pizza place near me actually forgot the cheese. And burned the outside of the pizza, but also left the middle kind of raw.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lol that's the only leg work he ever did, twig rear end motherfucker.


Yes both of him.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

I was really afraid of legsnap gore

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Bombadilillo posted:

I was really afraid of legsnap gore

it seems to be contained to the schadenfreude thread

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Bombadilillo posted:

I was really afraid of legsnap gore

You gotta be really terrible at exercising to legsnap with one of those

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Samuringa posted:

You gotta be really terrible at exercising to legsnap with one of those

You underestimate man's ability to hurt itself.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



The Berry Brothers, making a stunning entrance in the 1942 film "Panama Hattie"
https://i.imgur.com/u1JmafK.gifv

Bonus scene
https://i.imgur.com/q91iQrX.gifv

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Kheldarn posted:

The Berry Brothers, making a stunning entrance in the 1942 film "Panama Hattie"
https://i.imgur.com/u1JmafK.gifv

God drat I can only imagine how hosed up their knees must have been when they got older.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

dumb. posted:

God drat I can only imagine how hosed up their knees must have been when they got older.

my knees sound like grating glass shards when I squat, and this gif made me wince in pain. dudes were champions there.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



dumb. posted:

God drat I can only imagine how hosed up their knees must have been when they got older.

I seem to remember reading an article that at least one of them (maybe both?) had super hosed up hips late in life.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Kheldarn posted:

The Berry Brothers, making a stunning entrance in the 1942 film "Panama Hattie"
https://i.imgur.com/u1JmafK.gifv

Bonus scene
https://i.imgur.com/q91iQrX.gifv

Yeah the second one I can believe but the first one is just implausible.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

It took me seeing the reversed gif to realize they actually jumped through the railing and not over it.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Low poly crowd kid in the background is pretty great.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



For some reason I can’t read and thought those were the Nicholas Brothers. The Nicholas Brothers were flat out jaw-dropping dancers.

Here’s a gallery of GIFs (there’s a YouTube link in there of the entire routine)

https://imgur.com/gallery/75WS9

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009




"I'm giving you a choice,
either put on these glasses
or start eating that trashcan"

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Proteus Jones posted:

For some reason I can’t read and thought those were the Nicholas Brothers. The Nicholas Brothers were flat out jaw-dropping dancers.

Here’s a gallery of GIFs (there’s a YouTube link in there of the entire routine)

https://imgur.com/gallery/75WS9

jesus christ

https://i.imgur.com/ftD3tcb.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/z9cUZDH.gifv

those poor knees

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Actually kills the hips. I think they both had to get hip replacements when they got older. They were a combination of short (they were both under 150 lbs), ridiculously talented, and incredibly strong which allowed them to do these kinds of moves. We will probably never see dancers like this again and it's a crime they aren't celebrated outside of dance circles.

Sammy Davis Jr used to do these kind of split stands (not the jumps though) at his height doing tap, and he said he could only do one a show because it destroys the body. And he ended up getting both hips replaced.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Shageletic posted:

those poor knees

The Ross sisters remain my high bar for "those poor spines", or other joints

https://i.imgur.com/IGOp95Z.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/ghk0uSy.mp4

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

triumph of the wheel

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

Pick posted:

trump at the wheel

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

this lined up really well with the song im listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oixU8wresas

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

It's really best to just watch the whole thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNKRm6H-qOU

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Kanine posted:

this lined up really well with the song im listening to

Oh goddamn, let's not loving start that bullshit again.

Tempest_56
Mar 14, 2009

Shageletic posted:

jesus christ

those poor knees

Now consider that it's extremely likely that wasn't the first take and they'd probably done that several times that day through to get it perfect.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


mlmp08 posted:

It's really best to just watch the whole thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNKRm6H-qOU

Just doing that once would kill a normal person but doing that, plus all the rehearsals, plus THEIR WHOLE CAREER.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/afgm3ZH.gifv

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
That's a cartoon sequence in real life

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pararoid
Dec 6, 2005

Te Waipounamu pride

I just saw the end as I scrolled down and thought he was extremely drunk, but no, just very justifiably dizzy.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

they captured the moment notch got filthy rich, just that the park is empty and he is still trying to pull up his pants to this day

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
https://i.imgur.com/yST4kWz.gifv

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
https://i.imgur.com/2d7tzm8.mp4

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