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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Poor Bayley, had to encounter the one rear end mightier than her own

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Baron Corbin posted:

Naomi is my girlfriend

Jimmy "Cuck" Uso

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I hope Bryan’s return is the first match and it ends with him farting in his pants and a roll up

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

a.lo posted:

Was paiges mic broken or what
She's been doing Axxess signings every day and her voice is shot. No reason for her to be on commentary at all.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


My hopes for this show were half "the preshow will be fun" and welp

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Mukaikubo posted:

Remember last night when wrestling was fun and good

JJSB2 was 2 night ago

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

a.lo posted:

Was paiges mic broken or what

Yes. Wait, the mic? Okay, let's say it was the mic.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i can't believe the women's battle royal didn't live up to my expectations

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Show twerking Kofi drat you!!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Stop cheating on our wife.
Alternatively: Stop posting and get ready for your match, Jimmy!

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Guys I'm already drunk and the bar is rowdy as gently caress for wrestling

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
fire kevin dunn and hire me i'll do the same job at least as good as he does for like 1% of his pay

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




I'm glad at least one of the royales had a fun finish

Edit: it wasn't the second one

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Dana Brooke should have won because she is the champion of truth and justice

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Fandango was the real winner because he actually played as himself

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Chris James 2 posted:

My hopes for this show were half "the preshow will be fun" and welp

At least the men's rumble was good?

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
This was a win so that when people look back on the history of WWE they can see how progressive WWE was. Thats literally the only reason they had Namoi win. They don't care about the story lines just their brands image.

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."

Mulaney Power Move posted:

i can't believe the women's battle royal didn't live up to my expectations

My expectations were low and still not met

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

BOTH OF THESE ARE OBVIOUSLY EQUALLY GOOD REACTIONS

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

a.lo posted:

Was paiges mic broken or what

Her mic is fine, it's her heart that's broken

Torchlighter
Jan 15, 2012

I Got Kids. I need this.
Man, I hope AJ/Nakamura gets a promo as good as Rock/Austin at X-7.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

a.lo posted:

Was paiges mic broken or what

No she's just day drinkin depressed.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



stfu pete

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
"What a roller coaster of emotions." Yeah, I went from tepid disinterest to active antipathy and then all the way up to didn't care at all.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Phenix Rising posted:

Her mic is fine, it's her heart that's broken

also her neck

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

A taste of whats to come. Sounds more like a threat than a selling point.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I want Peter Rosenberg to go through a table but I also know that will be the greatest moment of his life so I also do not want that.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Gumball Gumption posted:

Bayley turns, gets her comeuppance 2 seconds later. Good story telling I guess or whatever. This company actively hates women and I wish they would just admit it and stop pretending.

its not hate if you dont acknowledge their existance in the first place

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Gonzo McFee posted:

That entire battle royal felt like an after thought ever since they couldn't name it after a pimp.

Vince definitely either outright lost interest or got spiteful with it after Snickers went nope at Moolah's name being attached.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Brock's last Mania

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Fandango was the real winner because he actually played as himself

No breeze played as him

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
How the gently caress does Naomi come out on top at Wrestlemania TWO years in a row? gently caress....

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

That Battle Royal was basically loving with the fans for complaining about Moolah

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Holy poo poo, just get loving Don West to shill this garbage fire.

We get it. Your biggest show of the year is free if you can provide an email address that you haven''t already used.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

BWV posted:

I want Peter Rosenberg to go through a table but I also know that will be the greatest moment of his life so I also do not want that.

The greatest moment of my life was when I got 3 Reeses cups in a pack instead of two.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Astro7x posted:

How the gently caress does Naomi come out on top at Wrestlemania TWO years in a row? gently caress....

she's better than everyone else

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

After such an amazing weekend we really need something to help bring everyone down. Thankfully for that, wrestlemania!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Naomi is really good, she really deserved better than that if she was gonna win.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Push El Burrito posted:

The greatest moment of my life was when I got 3 Reeses cups in a pack instead of two.

how

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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

BWV posted:

I want Peter Rosenberg to go through a table but I also know that will be the greatest moment of his life so I also do not want that.

Just make it happen during a commercial break so we all know it happened but nobody gets to see it

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