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TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Funny you mention..

quote:

There is no evidence to the contrary to a complete lack of evidence.

And yes I just gave several GLARING examples in another thread, such as Q using pictures and stories for a supposedly, contemporary, dramatic-effect but are all in the public domain for many years. Example the McCain pics, 2013 and Eric Pirince/CIA from 2009.

It's not real, he gave you nothing, no facts, just innuendo.

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[–]SovoyNew arrival. 1 point 40 minutes ago

The burden of proof is on the person making the extraordinary claim

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Xarn
Jun 26, 2015
So close, and yet so far :eng99:

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
Reminder that Q has a video of Hillary Clinton videoconferencing from the tarmac in Arizona in which she confesses to personally murdering Seth Rich in exchange for Russian necromancy secrets or whatever, but can't release it while google exists.




The Q board on reddit is getting antsy about it.



One current working theory is that the Mueller raid on Cohen's office was a pretext to make the video public, which will definitely happen any day now.



Of course we all know that this video is safely sealed away on the CIA moonbase, filed next to Michelle Obama's whitey tape.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
Also, they think that porno deepfakes and a Russian-published fake interracial Hillary sex tape are part of a long-term deep state plot to discredit future video evidence of their crimes, so there's that.

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/983885219215310848

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

Also, they think that porno deepfakes and a Russian-published fake interracial Hillary sex tape are part of a long-term deep state plot to discredit future video evidence of their crimes, so there's that.

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/983885219215310848

On Earth 2, HRC has a vacation day counter along with expense counter that Sean Hannity updates weekly with great fanfare. Vacation days in office: 21 !!! Cost: $27 million taxpayer dollars. Mueller’s investigation is zeroing in on Huma Abedin’s Weiner cover up.

Funny enough, there are still jokes about the VP having sex with a horse.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Lote posted:

Funny enough, there are still jokes about the VP having sex with a horse.

I really hope someone's let Pence in on that joke.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


TapTheForwardAssist posted:

I really hope someone's let Pence in on that joke.

It wouldn’t matter you need to be human to understand jokes

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

I really hope someone's let Pence in on that joke.

He'd be so offended! He doesn't even have sex with his wife!

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



mike pence hosed and ate a horse pass it on

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
If you want some fun times, here's a twitter thread with blurry videos of screaming and a jpg that proves hillary clinton has kuru from eating children's faces

https://twitter.com/LizCrokin/status/984220282205323264

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

#satanicpaedophilesyndicate

Presumably a successor organization to the paedophile information exchange.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Maybe Hillary is just a fan of Face/Off.

Zenzizenzizenzic
May 25, 2012

Fun Shoe

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

If you want some fun times, here's a twitter thread with blurry videos of screaming and a jpg that proves hillary clinton has kuru from eating children's faces

https://twitter.com/LizCrokin/status/984220282205323264

oh dear god it's real :gonk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmb1tqYqyII

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Adrenochrome is not a thing. I mean it’s real but it’s only mentioned in fiction basically. It’s also pants on head out there.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What's it supposed to be?

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

OwlFancier posted:

What's it supposed to be?

Oxidized adrenaline. It’s apparently not even regulated by the FDA but has been around forever

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

Also, they think that porno deepfakes and a Russian-published fake interracial Hillary sex tape are part of a long-term deep state plot to discredit future video evidence of their crimes, so there's that.



This sort of thing came up with Comet pizza too. The slightly less crazy theory, that's actually quite elegant and reusable, is that the Comet Ping Pong conspiracy theory was invented to discredit claims of more plausible Clinton crimes. Which is to say, if Clinton is accused of something overly nefarious, that's just further proof of her nefariosity! :argh:

The crazier option was that the Comet Ping Pong thing was fabricated specifically to conceal the REAL cannibal pedophile conspiracy. :allears:

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Why would anyone believe that a video in tyool 2018 has THAT resolution.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Lote posted:

Oxidized adrenaline. It’s apparently not even regulated by the FDA but has been around forever

I mean what's the relevance?

Like why do you need to drink adrenaline blood? Does it make you go super saiyan?

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

OwlFancier posted:

I mean what's the relevance?

Like why do you need to drink adrenaline blood? Does it make you go super saiyan?

There were a bunch of old myths about adrenochrome being a super powerful psychedelic drug orders of magnitude stronger than LSD. Part of this originating from a theory that it was the cause of schizophrenia. For example there's a big scene about it in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In reality it's not a psychoactive drug at all.

Also while trying to find a clip on youtube from that movie, one of the first results was "Adrenochrome: The elite's super drug?".

wilderthanmild fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Apr 12, 2018

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

OwlFancier posted:

I mean what's the relevance?

Like why do you need to drink adrenaline blood? Does it make you go super saiyan?

Back when radki was still a thing a lot of radki adherents claimed to practiced what they called "lentation"- the deliberate triggering of an adrenaline dump (by getting yourself extremely angry by focusing on past traumas) to enhance your DBZ powers.

So basically yes.

Prester Jane fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Apr 12, 2018

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67R-IDTPbko

Crazy person adrenochrome "documentary"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

wilderthanmild posted:

There were a bunch of old myths about adrenochrome being a super powerful psychedelic drug orders of magnitude stronger than LSD. Part of this originating from a theory that it was the cause of schizophrenia. For example there's a big scene about it in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In reality it's not a psychoactive drug at all.

Also while trying to find a clip on youtube from that movie, one of the first results was "Adrenochrome: The elite's super drug?".

Prester Jane posted:

Back when radki was still a thing a lot of radio adherents claimed to practiced what they called "lentation"- the deliberate triggering of an adrenaline dump (by getting yourself extremely angry by focusing on past traumas) to enhance your DBZ powers.

So basically yes.

Huh.

I mean, I know personally that that kind of works but I don't think it's really going to give you superpowers or that it's conducive to a healthy life. Mostly it just makes you angry and awake.

I feel like just buying a bunch of epi pens and jamming them into your face would probably work better tbh.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

OwlFancier posted:

Huh.

I mean, I know personally that that kind of works but I don't think it's really going to give you superpowers or that it's conducive to a healthy life. Mostly it just makes you angry and awake.

I feel like just buying a bunch of epi pens and jamming them into your face would probably work better tbh.

I mean anywhere you can use adrenaline you can get the same effect with amphetamines or cocaine.

So maybe they should just drink the blood of a kid with ADD? Isn’t that Thiel’s thing?

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Lote posted:

I mean anywhere you can use adrenaline you can get the same effect with amphetamines or cocaine.

So maybe they should just drink the blood of a kid with ADD? Isn’t that Thiel’s thing?

Thiel's just got a no-frills Bathory thing going. Blood of the innocent, eternal youth, etc etc.

paternity suitor
Aug 2, 2016

Deathy McDeath posted:




What I don't get is why they're so fixated on this "Q" clearance. Having a clearance with the DOE gives you access to a lot of stuff related to nuclear materials, but that's really it. It doesn't give you access to much beyond that.

Of all of the stupid things about QAnon, the "Q" clearance thing has bothered me the most because it's not even a DOD clearance. I'd never even heard of DOE clearance before until this dumb poo poo.

oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

If you want some fun times, here's a twitter thread with blurry videos of screaming and a jpg that proves hillary clinton has kuru from eating children's faces

https://twitter.com/LizCrokin/status/984220282205323264



This is such a weird paragraph, like a child their friends about this weird video they saw. Yeah guys believe me, I saw "the bad video". My uncle gave it to me and it's so bad you can't even believe it!

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

paternity suitor posted:

Of all of the stupid things about QAnon, the "Q" clearance thing has bothered me the most because it's not even a DOD clearance. I'd never even heard of DOE clearance before until this dumb poo poo.

Its completely possible Q is actually an unimportant, but insane, DoE person who overestimates their own importance. Maybe its Rick Perry.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

hillary sounds pretty metal. i'd vote for her

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

oscarthewilde posted:



This is such a weird paragraph, like a child their friends about this weird video they saw. Yeah guys believe me, I saw "the bad video". My uncle gave it to me and it's so bad you can't even believe it!

my uncle, who works at Nintendo Illuminati

Best Korea
Feb 15, 2012
I've seen people on /x claiming a video like that exists on the deep web for years, but this is the first time I've seen someone mention it stars Hilary Clinton.

wilderthanmild posted:

There were a bunch of old myths about adrenochrome being a super powerful psychedelic drug orders of magnitude stronger than LSD. Part of this originating from a theory that it was the cause of schizophrenia. For example there's a big scene about it in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In reality it's not a psychoactive drug at all.

Also while trying to find a clip on youtube from that movie, one of the first results was "Adrenochrome: The elite's super drug?".

Some versions of the pedoring conspiracy have Hunter Thompson filming the orgies, either to expose them (which got him killed) or because he was in on the whole thing; and the Illuminati always plants clues about their crimes in fiction so obviously he was cluing us in on it with Fear and Loathing.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Best Korea posted:

I've seen people on /x claiming a video like that exists on the deep web for years, but this is the first time I've seen someone mention it stars Hilary Clinton.
Well nowadays we have the technology to make her star in it and the technology itself will be described as part of the cover up, isn't it funny.

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler

Best Korea posted:

the Illuminati always plants clues about their crimes in fiction

One of the things that always baffled me is WHY.

If you get away with something on a level like that, WHY would you drop hints?

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Sperglord Firecock posted:

One of the things that always baffled me is WHY.

If you get away with something on a level like that, WHY would you drop hints?

To follow the example of their immortal hierarch, The Riddler.

Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so

Sperglord Firecock posted:

One of the things that always baffled me is WHY.

If you get away with something on a level like that, WHY would you drop hints?

I think it’s supposed to be some kind of magic. Like literally spells.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

My conspiracy-toting cousin (who has since mellowed out) told me they get off on teasing the public or something

Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009
From what I remember, the logic was basically that it was the test from The Matrix. I would be shocked if a bunch of people didn't just steal the idea from the movie. The Illuminati hides little warnings and clues everywhere to prepare people for planned disasters and quietly ask if they're okay with the Illuminati running the world. Then when bad things happen people stay calm, something-something sheeple.

They slip a 9/11 warning into the Simpsons to prep people for 9/11. When it happens all the regular people see it and subconsciously realize it's a secret plot, but agree to go along with the story out of fear or because they like the Illuminati running things.

It's pretty ingenious because it simultaneously explains why these secret rulers keep leaving obvious clues in plain sight, while also declaring 99% of the world sheeple compared to the brave 1% who can "see the truth."

But, conspiracy theory stuff is pretty fractured anymore so everyone' probably has their own explanation. I know a lot of the crowd seemed to get into "Chaos Magick" so literal spells probably play in too now.

Best Korea
Feb 15, 2012

Parakeet vs. Phone posted:


It's pretty ingenious because it simultaneously explains why these secret rulers keep leaving obvious clues in plain sight, while also declaring 99% of the world sheeple compared to the brave 1% who can "see the truth."


When they're wrong and nothing happens they love to claim it was because they exposed the plot and the illuminati had to drop their plans. A few years ago people on Youtube swore they'd stopped a terrorist attack at the Super Bowl because they made videos claiming Bane attacking a football game in the last Batman movie was proof it was going to happen. Before The Simpsons predicted Trump thing, they were fixated on Batman movies because of the Aurora shooting. There was also a map in one of them that had a place called "Sandy Hook" which proves it was all connected somehow.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Best Korea posted:

When they're wrong and nothing happens they love to claim it was because they exposed the plot and the illuminati had to drop their plans. A few years ago people on Youtube swore they'd stopped a terrorist attack at the Super Bowl because they made videos claiming Bane attacking a football game in the last Batman movie was proof it was going to happen. Before The Simpsons predicted Trump thing, they were fixated on Batman movies because of the Aurora shooting. There was also a map in one of them that had a place called "Sandy Hook" which proves it was all connected somehow.

The movie adaptation of Sum of All Fears also predicted an attack at a big football game. 24 predicted a black president. Wag the Dog predicted a sex scandal in the Oval Office. Hell, House MD had an episode with a black senator running for president a lot like Obama well before Obama started running (2004). They also 'predicted' the greatest US biker (with health problems) doping heavily in secret for years in 2005 (I think).

Not really sure where I'm going with this except if you try hard enough everything is predicted in one form or another, and to see deliberate connections between them and real life constantly must be exhausting.

A former roommate hates hearing about Qanon stuff because his mom is heavily schitzophrenic and has a wild conspiracy involving herself that makes his life hell sometimes. It's a shame, because otherwise I think he'd get a kick out of some of this.

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TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
r/greatawakening is twisting themselves into pretzels trying to find a way to justify Daddy Trump's strikes in Syria: https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/8c4m18/q_post_1145_trust_potus_sparrow_red_missiles_only/


The overall consensus appears to be that the Deep State is trying to provoke World War III, but Trump outsmarted them by doing a limited strike in Syria that actually *helps* Assad and the Russians (who are apparently good guys), and actually striking at the Deep State assets in Syria who *really* caused the chemical attack.

So this lets them justify believing Trump hasn't fallen for the neocon hawks, but that this is all part of the Master Plan to destroy the Deep State, and any suggestion otherwise is buying into propaganda.


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[–]eltrumparinoNew or rearrival. 2 points 2 hours ago

good old trump only bombing like 3 targets lmao number `1 troll of all time

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