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it's a weird thing to want the rest of the world to grovel at your feet
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Apr 12, 2018 11:44
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LordSloth posted:From the other thread, a lol too good not to share The FBI should just call trump up and pretend to be a lawyer.
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Apr 12, 2018 11:45
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It loving owns that the president who was already acting like a lunatic has completely lost it when the attractive young woman who "steamed his pants" quit her job.
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Plavski posted:it's a weird thing to want the rest of the world to grovel at your feet I want it the other way around  bloom posted:It loving owns that the president who was already acting like a lunatic has completely lost it when the attractive young woman who "steamed his pants" quit her job. Guess what, Hope Hicks actually had an important job and she was good at it. Who knew 
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Apr 12, 2018 11:48
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Flesh Forge posted:
Great, that means we'll have 2 presidents who had to use nukes to boost their approval ratings.
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Apr 12, 2018 11:49
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Apr 12, 2018 11:49
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ironic, as truman was beloved for ending a war and trump will get popular for beginning one
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Apr 12, 2018 11:52
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Will not bomb Syria until (I) We get thank you! Thank you may happen VERY soon or NOT so soon at all! Why not done?!
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Apr 12, 2018 11:53
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Gotta time the Syria war just right, and also do some clever law wrangling so Cohen immediately gets called up to serve on the front lines
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Apr 12, 2018 11:55
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drat trump calling for war then claming it was fake news but also demanding a thank you for not starting a war 
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Apr 12, 2018 11:58
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Dog Jones posted:you should read about modern nuclear weapon systems and the command and control structures weve built around them, and the known (publicly available) history of close calls in the cold war... pretty much what you are saying is retarded nonsense, imo I mean, I hope you're right. I'm rooting for annihilation.
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i love that future historians will have to debate whether "steaming his pants" was used as an euphemism for sexual relations or if she really just steamed the president's pants. (if any future historian is reading this: we didn't know either )
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Apr 12, 2018 12:02
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LifeSunDeath posted:drat trump calling for war then claming it was fake news but also demanding a thank you for not starting a war I'm beginning to suspect that the president is an idiot. But let's give him a few more months so we can be sure. The worst thing about the Trump presidency is we hear about all the insane, stupid things that Trump wants to do, but he's so lazy and incompetent that he never follows through.
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Apr 12, 2018 12:09
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At least the ancient Greeks and trojans had the right idea in sending their leaders out in front of the battle lines to have an awesome square off, captain bone spurs can instead sit inside a super secure war room and mash a red button all day until the approval polls say 100% (1/1)
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Apr 12, 2018 12:13
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This is actually all the fault of liberals.
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Apr 12, 2018 12:43
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I didn’t realize this thread existed and I lolled that we would need such a place. Lolled sadly.
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bengraven posted:I didn’t realize this thread existed and I lolled that we would need such a place. Lolled sadly. welcome, brother 
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XMNN posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/984374422587965440 Hey, vsauce, Donald here, today we're attacking Syria.... OR ARE WE?
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Mueller gettin' fired Monday morning.
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bengraven posted:I didn’t realize this thread existed and I lolled that we would need such a place. Lolled sadly. Welcome friend to the Lol Watch. Maybe your watch never be over and your balls be howled to new heights.
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https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/981996017556979712?s=20 https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/981935801494917122?s=20
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/981996017556979712?s=20 "As you can see here your honour, she signed this rape contract fair and square" Judge squints "case dismissed"
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Apr 12, 2018 13:13
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Ugh now republicans are tainting bdsm
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The Party of Sex Dungeons
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Kumo posted:Ugh now republicans are tainting bdsm Being a urinal surrogate sub into butchery play to cuck libs
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https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/984331077375447040quote:te in 2015, a former Trump Tower doorman named Dino Sajudin met with a reporter from American Media, Inc., the publisher of the National Enquirer, at a McDonald’s in Pennsylvania. A few weeks earlier, Sajudin had signed a contract with A.M.I., agreeing to become a source and to accept thirty thousand dollars for exclusive rights to information he had been told: that Donald Trump, who had launched his Presidential campaign five months earlier, may have fathered a child with a former employee in the late nineteen-eighties. Sajudin declined to comment for this story. However, six current and former A.M.I. employees, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they feared legal retaliation by the company, said that Sajudin had told A.M.I. the names of the alleged mistress and child. Reporters at A.M.I. had spent weeks investigating the allegations, and Sajudin had passed a lie-detector test, during which he testified that high-level Trump employees, including Trump’s head of security, Matthew Calamari, had told him the story. Let's get a look at this kid, it'll be easy to tell if she's got the bestest Trump genes.
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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...r-idUSKBN1HJ0OU Apparently, the US has been deporting Vietnamese immigrants protected by treaty back to Vietnam?
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Kumo posted:https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...r-idUSKBN1HJ0OU
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Actuary X posted:from the Washington Post article: like, step 1: hire a bad lawyer step 2: bad lawyer does a bad job and you get convicted step 3: say "yer honor, i'm innocent on account of my lawyer's a dumbass" step 4: walk free is that how this plan's supposed to go?
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quote:The Review-Journal said the 46-year-old woman — whom the paper did not identify — gave reporters copies of emails, text messages and a signed copy of the five-page contract, which was dated Nov. 3, detailing her role as Benjamin Sparks' "slave and property." According to a police report, the couple began dating Nov. 2. 
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/981996017556979712?s=20 I went to college with this guy. He bought me a bottle of lovely whiskey when I was underage and didn't have a fake ID. And he taught me everything I know about bluegrass.
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Dicty Brojangles posted:I went to college with this guy. He bought me a bottle of lovely whiskey when I was underage and didn't have a fake ID. And he taught me everything I know about bluegrass. Sounda like a cool dude tbf Not the part about he slavery etc....
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XMNN posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/984374422587965440 I love it when he's gaslighting himself.
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hitchensgoespop posted:Sounda like a cool dude tbf Yeah he was a pretty cool guy back in the day. Seeing this news going around left me and my friends who knew him lost for words because this definitely isn't who we recall. But then again it's been more than 10 years and we all change post college- he rocketed into politics very quickly and we all know it takes/creates a very unique breed.
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I actually remember an A/T thread about a dude in his 30s-40s talking about how he has a contractual slave ownership over some deeply religious 18 year old girl who signed some made up documents that basically say she was his complete sex slave, couldn't leave his house without permission and basically to do all the housework while he worked. I feel like it was genuine and not a troll, but it's been years and I can't really remember well. Anybody else know what I'm talking about?
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