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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

SlothfulCobra posted:

And I don't even know how they'd deal with having to create a whole new system of plumbing, considering how their water sources would be left back 400 years in the future in Virginia. Or is that taken too? How desperate for food will these people be after their preserved goods run out and they're stuck with a whole town's worth of empty stomachs and most of Europe's arable farmland already accounted for by legitimate non-time-traveling landlords?
see, this sort of thing is what i'd like to see

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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

bloom posted:

So I recently watched The Terror(fun little series) and got curious about warship names. Can anyone recommend me a book on the subject? Not looking at any particular nation or timeframe as such, just got a general curiousity about how naming conventions change over time.

Feels to me like there should a book explaining how a country goes from "Erebus" and "Terror" to "Gay Viking" in 100 years.
i want to get warspite tattooed over one of my iliac crests

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands
Funnily enough, while 1632 still isn't all that well-written, a lot of these concerns are in fact addressed in one form or another. The Grantvillers focus a lot on scaling down technology to sustainable levels (I think the word they used is "down-gearing"?), there's whole plotlines involving Grantvillers getting tempted to go all over the world by promises of fame and fortune from the local rulers, who are perfectly intelligent and capable of coming up with their own poo poo (even if they sometimes have trouble making it work out in practice due to lack of experience, though they remedy that). And yes, one running theme is the Grantviller's doctor being kept awake at nights by the possibility of plague, screaming at every government official he can get his hands on that they need to do more because it's coming sooner or later.

Flint's habit of bringing in co-writers actually works really well to round out his many blind spots and fill in details. They're not always actually good writers (Virginia DeMarce is NOT a novelist), but as world-building goes it works out. Nothing will stop Flint from making American culture morally supreme, though.

SlothfulCobra posted:

And I don't even know how they'd deal with having to create a whole new system of plumbing, considering how their water sources would be left back 400 years in the future in Virginia. Or is that taken too? How desperate for food will these people be after their preserved goods run out and they're stuck with a whole town's worth of empty stomachs and most of Europe's arable farmland already accounted for by legitimate non-time-traveling landlords? Are they supposed to quickly become a hub of trade or manufacturing? Darn, now I'm stuck wondering what the plot of this book is...this is how they getcha.

It's been a long time, but I think one of the side stories has them making deals with the local farmers where they loan them the use of tractors and other modern agricultural tools in exchange for a cut of the harvest. It's also a relatively small rural town, as opposed to a major city, which probably helps.

Edit: Also there's never any explicit coercion written in, because of course there isn't, but early on there's still a bit of a strain of "We have better guns than your landlord does, and we live closer. Would you rather deal with us or them?"

Tomn fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Apr 12, 2018

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Tomn posted:

It's been a long time, but I think one of the side stories has them making deals with the local farmers where they loan them the use of tractors and other modern agricultural tools in exchange for a cut of the harvest. It's also a relatively small rural town, as opposed to a major city, which probably helps.
a tractor won't gently caress and make more of them

a tractor can't pet cats either

https://i.imgur.com/CEtm9FI.mp4

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

HEY GUNS posted:

a tractor won't gently caress and make more of them

a tractor can't pet cats either

Clearly you haven't read my 12,000 page John Deere fanfic

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Tomn posted:

And yes, one running theme is the Grantviller's doctor being kept awake at nights by the possibility of plague, screaming at every government official he can get his hands on that they need to do more because it's coming sooner or later.

Those government officials must have been mightily confused, since the plague was just always there in those times. The Romans had some encounters with them, and after nearly 600 years of peace the plague was back in 1347 and stayed well into the loving 20th century. (A second-to-last plague wave killed over 60.000 people in Manchuria 1910-1911.)

Oh, and did I say second-to-last? Well, this is because the plague is already back: A new wave hit Madagascar recently. 120 people died before modern technology could stop it in early 2018. :shepface:

Anyway, since we didn't even really know pathogen and transmission path well into the Third Pandemic (19th century), I'm guessing the plague was very well known in the 17th century. After all, with no way to stop it it came back again and again.

Edit:

Wikipedia tells me the 16th and 17th century was a very bad time for Germany, there are reported plague epidemics right up to the year the book was released, and after. So those officials must have laughed into his faces, as many of them would have been fighting the plague right then and there in 1632

Libluini fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Apr 12, 2018

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Libluini posted:

Those government officials must have been mightily confused,

Ah, to be clear: he was yelling at the AMERICAN officials, who weren’t used to the idea that plague is a serious problem.

Edit: Also the specific thing he was yelling was “SANITATION!”

I think one of the later books actually has some kid tempted out to Russia only for the plague to hit, at which point he throws his extremely limited medical knowledge into helping out.

Tomn fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Apr 12, 2018

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Tomn posted:

Ah, to be clear: he was yelling at the AMERICAN officials, who weren’t used to the idea that plague is a serious problem.

OK, that makes a lot more sense

Tias
May 25, 2008

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Not going to say I told folks on SA that DAPL protestors was intentionally targeted by both military and civilian intelligence with the full collusion of the US government, but.. I told you so.

https://grist.org/justice/paramilitary-security-tracked-and-targeted-nodapl-activists-as-jihadists-docs-show/

https://theintercept.com/2017/05/27...e-insurgencies/

https://theintercept.com/2017/06/03/standing-rock-documents-expose-inner-workings-of-surveillance-industrial-complex/

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Tomn posted:

Ah, to be clear: he was yelling at the AMERICAN officials, who weren’t used to the idea that plague is a serious problem.

If you visit the American West/Southwest, don't pet the chipmunks.

https://www.nps.gov/yose/planyourvisit/plague.htm

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




bloom posted:

So I recently watched The Terror(fun little series) and got curious about warship names. Can anyone recommend me a book on the subject? Not looking at any particular nation or timeframe as such, just got a general curiousity about how naming conventions change over time.

Feels to me like there should a book explaining how a country goes from "Erebus" and "Terror" to "Gay Viking" in 100 years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Cockchafer_(1915)

Cockchafer

Insect-class

Your Royal Navy ladies and gent,

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Ainsley McTree posted:

The vastly superior luftwaffe let them have it to give them a gentlemanly sporting chance, obviously

Cowardly P-51s had only slightly more than half a fuel tank when they engaged the heroic Luftwaffe defenders who were saddled with a full fuel tank.

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010
Talking about 1632, Poul Anderson wrote a short story about a US soldier transported back in time to 10th century Iceland. It has a far more plausible take on how trying to introduce advanced knowledge would play out:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Came_Early

quote:

The story is presented in the first person, related by a Saga-Age Icelander named Ospak Ulfsson. During a violent thunderstorm, an unexplained phenomenon transports the titular 20th-century American GI back in time to Ospak's homestead. The American, who becomes known as Gerald "Samsson", is an engineering student drafted to serve at Keflavik during the Cold War between the U.S. and the Soviet Union.

Gerald is taken in by Ospak's family who assume him to be a shipwreck survivor. Although his engineering background gives him many ideas of how to improve life for the Icelanders (such as advanced sailing vessels), his lack of practical know-how, and his oversophisticated ideas when set against the nature of 10th-century life, lead to none of his suggestions being implemented. Knowledge of 20th-century metallurgy does not endow him with the highly specialised skill needed to work in a 10th-century smithy, and his attempt to do so ends with a costly fiasco. Also, knowing the theory of how to design a large metal bridge is not a sufficient base for constructing a small wooden bridge over a rivulet with medieval carpentry tools.

There is also a whole series of misunderstandings caused by social and cultural differences. Gerald tries to tell the Icelanders that in his country there are no blood feuds because the government takes care of punishing all wrong-doers. However, his listeners have no concept of a vast impersonal government and its law-enforcement agencies; Gerald's words, when translated into concepts familiar to his listeners, are taken to mean that all law-enforcement is done by the King in person - whereupon the amused Icelanders remark that such a King would be too busy to beget an heir... And conversely, when Gerald tells that he had been a military policeman and describes the task of one, they are astonished at what they see as his foolhardy courage of "offending all the men in the war host" - since Vikings would absolutely not have tolerated the petty regulation of their dress and personal life which is common for soldiers in a 20th-century army.

Then, Gerald guilelessly mentions that his family owns no land and lives in one apartment of a big house where many other families live - not realising that he has just plunged his social status sharply down, as in this rural society a landless man is far down the scale. And when he boasts that the United States is a free society, but admits that US citizens may be called up for military service even at harvest time, his shocked hosts conclude that the US is the worst and most monstrous of tyrannies - since in their economy, calling up the farmers in harvest time would doom their families to starvation.

Meanwhile, Gerald and his host's daughter fall in love with each other. A rival suitor from a neighboring clan, annoyed at her preference for the "useless" foreigner, insults Gerald, who then challenges him to "fight it out" - not realising that in this society, duels between free people are fought with weapons and often to the death, and that fighting bare-handed "is for slaves". Trapped in a holmgang and about to be cut down, he uses his gun and kills his opponent.

In order to avert his host becoming entangled in a blood feud, Gerald departs on his own - which leads to his being outlawed and hunted down. When making his last stand, his ammunition runs out ("his magical weapon failed him" as the locals see it) but he gives a good account of himself with a sword seized from a fallen opponent before being finally killed.

The ending of the story suggests that, in time, Gerald's burial barrow would come to be regarded as the tomb of "an ancient hero" and that he would in death find the place in Icelandic society which he did not gain in life.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



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bloom posted:

So I recently watched The Terror(fun little series) and got curious about warship names. Can anyone recommend me a book on the subject? Not looking at any particular nation or timeframe as such, just got a general curiousity about how naming conventions change over time.

Feels to me like there should a book explaining how a country goes from "Erebus" and "Terror" to "Gay Viking" in 100 years.

death of the classical education

but really small vessels in the RN have almost always had weird names

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

bloom posted:

Feels to me like there should a book explaining how a country goes from "Erebus" and "Terror" to "Gay Viking" in 100 years.

HMS Terror was a stone frigate as recently as 1971. The most recent HMS Erebus was broken up in 1947.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

mllaneza posted:

They're a good read. Churchill for all his faults and raging imperialism, is one hell of a writer. It's also probably the only source in military history written by a head of state during the actual conflict. "So I called <allied head of state>..." is a sentence very few authors could produce.

He wasn't the head of state, and there are tons of sources in military history written by the heads of states during the actual conflicts, eg. Trump's tweets about Syria.


mllaneza posted:

Even his proposed Balkans followup to Italy made sense from the perspective someone looking at a map. Once through the coastal mountains, you're on a vast plain with a clear shot at Vienna. If the Western allies had beaten the USSR to Vienna and Budapest, that would have had a big impact on how the Cold War played out. So you have the experts analyst the prospects. If they say no, you don't do it.

Yeah, I can see Churchill going for the 13th Battle of Isonzo.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

feedmegin posted:

HMS Terror was a stone frigate as recently as 1971. The most recent HMS Erebus was broken up in 1947.

The why of it is what I'm interested in though. Going by my modern sensibilities, those names might as well be HMS You're hosed If You Sign Up.

I'm not kidding when I say I want to know how people come up with their warboat names.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
in which france discovers that it's possible to seek out potential soldiers and enroll them against their will



if it was a widely held belief that the number of potential soldiers in the world is static, that would sure explain early 17th century tactics

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

ChubbyChecker posted:

He wasn't the head of state, and there are tons of sources in military history written by the heads of states during the actual conflicts, eg. Trump's tweets about Syria.

I think it's more that he could get a head of state on the line. I don't think a history of World War 2 written by George VI would be quite as informative, somehow...

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

bloom posted:

The why of it is what I'm interested in though. Going by my modern sensibilities, those names might as well be HMS You're hosed If You Sign Up.

I mean it's HMS Terror, not HMS Terrorised. You're supposed to make the other people fearful. You could serve on HMS Invincible if that would make you feel better? :sun: (actually the former name of an HMS Erebus that sank in a storm in 1914 - shouldn't have changed the name, guys; also a battlecruiser that got blown up at Jutland)

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

SlothfulCobra posted:

They'd probably have access to antibacterial soap for a while, which'd cut down on the disease, but after that ran out, they'd be real hosed by all the festering disease to which they'd have no resistance from long-term exposure that people of the era would have. Best case scenario maybe their modern vaccines can keep out the big bugs for a generation, but nobody gets vaccinated for smallpox anymore.

And I don't even know how they'd deal with having to create a whole new system of plumbing, considering how their water sources would be left back 400 years in the future in Virginia. Or is that taken too? How desperate for food will these people be after their preserved goods run out and they're stuck with a whole town's worth of empty stomachs and most of Europe's arable farmland already accounted for by legitimate non-time-traveling landlords? Are they supposed to quickly become a hub of trade or manufacturing? Darn, now I'm stuck wondering what the plot of this book is...this is how they getcha.

All soaps work against bacteria. Chinese invented the smallpox vaccinations in the 16th century, and it was used in Boston in 1706.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



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mllaneza posted:

.... In short, he gets laughed at for some of his ideas, but no credit for listening to the professionals once they'd done their homework....

...So you have the experts analyst the prospects. If they say no, you don't do it...

except he just would not let ideas die and listen to the experts

the Baltic Project was clearly retarded in WWI, which Churchill knew - and it took Churchill six months of trying to cram it down Pound's throat before he finally shut the gently caress up about Operation Catherine. Churchill fundamentally misread the strategic situation as well - as the preeminent naval power, it did not make sense for the RN to throw away capital ships in the Baltic littoral to try to achieve somewhat dubious aims. Churchill constantly underestimated his enemies and overestimated the degree to which neutral nations would support the British. He was not a great strategic thinker but he thought he was. He was basically Good Hitler with less power.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


And there's other aspects of modern technology which take really well to just getting some knowledge from the future - a single school chemistry textbook essentially takes you straight to 1860 in chemical knowledge - TNT is avaliable basically as soon as you can mine coal and use its leavings as a source of toluene - much of historical chemistry was developing concepts like thr atom, the molecule, elements and their weights which are common knowledge now.

Nothingtoseehere fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Apr 12, 2018

Clarence
May 3, 2012

13th KRRC War Diary, 12th Apr 1918 posted:

In the afternoon considerable shelling was carried out by both the enemy and us. A white tape was laid from the Aid Post to B Coy. with a branch off to C Coy.-this was to guide the incoming Btn. and give them as much assistance as possible. In due course the Btn. was relieved and moved into reserve at GOMMECOURT PARK where everyone is in tunnels although in many cases very cramped.
Relief complete was given at 10.45 p.m.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

bloom posted:

The why of it is what I'm interested in though. Going by my modern sensibilities, those names might as well be HMS You're hosed If You Sign Up.

I'm not kidding when I say I want to know how people come up with their warboat names.

Sometimes they inherit these names via tradition. Sometimes they stick and are part of silly in joke that confuse people, congratulations for keeping that tradition going by the way.

Remember the British Admiralty is full of eccentrics and nerdy weirdos who are just as odd as we are only they dress slightly better and don't have access to the internet. Yes they are good at sailing, budgets and leading but my god they can get weird.

Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.
The RN also has a deep weakness for theme naming. Around the turn of the 19th century they kept naming gun-brigs <thing>er, so you have Boxer, Grappler, Growler, and Defender, but also Tickler, Cracker, and Plumper.

Comrade Gorbash fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Apr 12, 2018

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Yep.

Also the Royal Navy got a bit bloated too and sometimes it is a bit of arse ache to try and rename one boat in hundreds coming in or going out and have better things to do. And by better things I mean dancing like a loon, playing practical jokes and putting up with some snotty nosed Winston guy.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
I still prefer the RN's naming system to the USN's, though.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

HEY GUNS posted:

i want to get warspite tattooed over one of my iliac crests

Same but Gay Viking.

E: im straight and anglo but a good tattoo is a good tattoo

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010

HEY GUNS posted:

i want to get warspite tattooed over one of my iliac crests

Not "Bunte Kuh" or "Adler von Lübeck"?

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Is there really a german warship that was called the "Colourful Cow"?

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010
Yeah: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunte_Kuh_(Schiff,_1401)

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

SeanBeansShako posted:

Sometimes they inherit these names via tradition. Sometimes they stick and are part of silly in joke that confuse people, congratulations for keeping that tradition going by the way.

Remember the British Admiralty is full of eccentrics and nerdy weirdos who are just as odd as we are only they dress slightly better and don't have access to the internet. Yes they are good at sailing, budgets and leading but my god they can get weird.

There RN was also a pretty rigid adherer to the maritime tradition that you don't rename ships (although there were exceptions). So when enemy ships were captured and taken into RN service they retained their original names.

The famous Temeraire of 1798 was British-built but named after a French seventy-four captured and comissioned in 1759. Gloire and Glorieux both retained their French names in RN service. The oddest one is probably HMS Ville de Paris, which was a British-built first rate built in 1795 but named after de Grasse's flagship from the Revolutionary War which had been taken as a prize but sank before it could be put back into service. To commemorate the acheivement, and because Ville de Paris was a respected ship and design, the Admiralty comissioned a brand new ship named after the enemy's capital city in the enemy's language.

Comrade Gorbash posted:

The RN also has a deep weakness for theme naming. Around the turn of the 19th century they kept naming gun-brigs <thing>er, so you have Boxer, Grappler, Growler, and Defender, but also Tickler, Cracker, and Plumper.

Bomb-ketches (such as Erebus and Terror) were almost always named for hellish, firey subjects associated with the classical underworld or feelings of existential dread :black101:, so you also had Sulphur, Etna, Hecla, Fury, Carcass, Infernal and Belzebub. The names then transferred from bomb vessels to their more modern equivalents, monitors.

The Insect-class names go all the way back to the 1790s when the Fly-class cutters were built. The names then transferred from small coastal warships to river gunboats.

As for thread-favourite Gay Viking, I feel I should probably go full :spergin: and say that she was never an RN vessel - she was a high-speed blockade runner designed to ferry shipments of ball bearings from Sweden without violating neutrality laws. There was the post-war Gay-class FPBs, of which HMS Gay Bruiser is probably the most amusing.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Cythereal posted:

I still prefer the RN's naming system to the USN's, though.

Hey, the US system used to make sense. Battleships named after states, cruisers named after cities, destroyers named after heroic sailors, submarines named after "aquatic life," (so you can include mammals like dolphins) aircraft carriers named after battles. Now it's a hodge-podge.

(Rickover famously started naming nuclear subs after cities or states in the districts of congresspeople who favored navy funding. When asked why he switched from the prior system he is supposed to have replied "because fish don't vote.")

Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.

BalloonFish posted:

The famous Temeraire of 1798 was British-built but named after a French seventy-four captured and comissioned in 1759. Gloire and Glorieux both retained their French names in RN service. The oddest one is probably HMS Ville de Paris, which was a British-built first rate built in 1795 but named after de Grasse's flagship from the Revolutionary War which had been taken as a prize but sank before it could be put back into service. To commemorate the acheivement, and because Ville de Paris was a respected ship and design, the Admiralty comissioned a brand new ship named after the enemy's capital city in the enemy's language.
That's a pretty baller move. Shades of the Elamites stealing the gods of cities they defeated and sticking them in temples in Elam.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Yeah, it's got to be a little dispiriting to be a french captain and see that you're about to engage the HMS Ville de Paris

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Cowardly P-51s had only slightly more than half a fuel tank when they engaged the heroic Luftwaffe defenders who were saddled with a full fuel tank.

The janky mustang was designed in 102 days whereas the glorious teutonic Bf-109 was the product of numerous years of detailed and meticulous precise efforts

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Did the Romans ever name their ships? Do we have any record of actual named Roman ships, beyond a classification of which squadron they were in and their number?

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Tekopo posted:

Did the Romans ever name their ships? Do we have any record of actual named Roman ships, beyond a classification of which squadron they were in and their number?

quote:

Roman ships were commonly named after gods (Mars, Iuppiter, Minerva, Isis), mythological heroes (Hercules), geographical maritime features such as Rhenus or Oceanus, concepts such as Harmony, Peace, Loyalty, Victory (Concordia, Pax, Fides, Victoria) or after important events (Dacicus for the Trajan's Dacian Wars or Salamina for the Battle of Salamis).[94] They were distinguished by their figurehead (insigne or parasemum),[95] and, during the Civil Wars at least, by the paint schemes on their turrets, which varied according to each fleet.[96]

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Mr Enderby
Mar 28, 2015


The Romans were so loving basic.

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