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Strudel Man posted:That's just a standard utilitarianism thought experiment. Although I feel like it's usually used as an argument against utilitarianism, not an actual moral guideline. Yes, exactly! I read a bit of their stuff when we had a big thread on it, and it's kind of fascinating how they do the exact opposite of philosophy. Obviously, about fifteen minutes after utilitarianism was proposed, people started coming up with these sort of counterexamples: strict utilitarianism would presumably imply it's better for one person to be horribly tortured than for a sufficiently huge number of people to stub their toe, because if pain sums up across people then enough toe stubbing is "more pain" than one torture. The point of these examples, obviously, is to show that your theory leads you to unreasonable conclusions, so you might need to reasses your theory. And they do the opposite, they go "right, the position we've adopted leads us to this ridiculous poo poo, so must be true. Must be. Because like gently caress am I going back and reconsidering something I've decided is true." Instead of identifying problems with their assumptions and changing and refining their theories, they just picked something and blindly followed wherever the gently caress it lead. Why did they even choose utilitarianism over something else? No idea, when you apparently don't really question it.
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Skwirl posted:Someone who's obviously never shared a bathroom with a woman. Agreed, everyone know that women shed their all of their skin naturally at least once a week, leaving behind an empty husk in the shape of their body.
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Asiina posted:Agreed, everyone know that women shed their all of their skin naturally at least once a week, leaving behind an empty husk in the shape of their body. Whereas men *are* an empty husk!
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I dunno, in my experience, women’s razors are way sharper. But then again, I suck at shaving.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:I dunno, in my experience, women’s razors are way sharper. A dull razor will cut you more often, a sharp razor will make you bleed more when you do cut yourself. Asiina posted:Agreed, everyone know that women shed their all of their skin naturally at least once a week, leaving behind an empty husk in the shape of their body. And they'll just leave that lying on the bathroom floor, then have the nerve to complain about you forgetting to put the toilet seat down.
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Asiina posted:Agreed, everyone know that women shed their all of their skin naturally at least once a week, leaving behind an empty husk in the shape of their body. We need to start giving the incels these husks so they will stop complaining.
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Skwirl posted:A dull razor will cut you more often, a sharp razor will make you bleed more when you do cut yourself. Yeah, exactly. I bled for 20 minutes once after using a woman’s razor. Didn’t feel a thing until I started treating it. Men’s razor, I’d get a tiny nick that bled for 5 seconds.
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Sunswipe posted:Why bother? Just tell them to shut up or you'll make a replica of them in The Sims and lock it in a house without toilets. Somone in the Black Mirror called me a psychopath for suggesting something like that, those guys get super touchy about AI poo poo. e: in fact I'm gonna jump back in there cause it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Grem has a new favorite as of 22:27 on Apr 15, 2018 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Yeah, exactly. I bled for 20 minutes once after using a woman’s razor. Didn’t feel a thing until I started treating it. Men’s razor, I’d get a tiny nick that bled for 5 seconds. Shaving your face is a more delicate job than shaving your legs.
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Skwirl posted:Shaving your face is a more delicate job than shaving your legs. Didn’t say it was my face.
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If you've never treated yourself to shaving your nethers with a fancy women's razor you're missing out.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Didn’t say it was my face. Still a delicate job.
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Skwirl posted:Still a delicate job. What if it's his loving legs?
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Grem posted:What if it's his loving legs? Then he's terrible at shaving.
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Skwirl posted:Then he's terrible at shaving. I did say that up front.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:I did say that up front. Maybe you should just wear long pants instead of shaving your legs.
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Doc Hawkins posted:No no no. Time travel isn't possible. I Have No mouth But I Must Scream 
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Asiina posted:Eventually ketosis kicks in and you stop feeling hungry, but the first 4-5 days can really mess with your head. You feel slow and stupid and can't focus on anything, you're hungry enough to eat your desk, and your mind will straight up tell you lies about how you should totally just have a little something, it'll be fine, it's not a big deal. Probably depends on the person. When I was first getting into ketosis I had that 4-5 days of being slow and stupid (and very weak) then suddenly BAM, motherfucking ENERGY like you wouldn't believe. I've never experienced anything like that, it was like being on drugs. Bouncing off the walls, having sex over and over, dancing by myself till 3 in the morning, vigorously attacking all those home projects I was always putting off...I felt so powerful I thought I could do anything, hell I even started looking into becoming a foster parent because I knew I could handle it with this kind of energy to drive me. Then in another 4-5 days it was gone. 
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artsy fartsy posted:Probably depends on the person. When I was first getting into ketosis I had that 4-5 days of being slow and stupid (and very weak) then suddenly BAM, motherfucking ENERGY like you wouldn't believe. I've never experienced anything like that, it was like being on drugs. Bouncing off the walls, having sex over and over, dancing by myself till 3 in the morning, vigorously attacking all those home projects I was always putting off...I felt so powerful I thought I could do anything, hell I even started looking into becoming a foster parent because I knew I could handle it with this kind of energy to drive me. Maybe you were just manic and calmed down later?
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artsy fartsy posted:Bouncing off the walls, having sex over and over Your hand must have been incredibly chafed at the end of that. How long did it take for the blisters to heal?
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artsy fartsy posted:Probably depends on the person. When I was first getting into ketosis I had that 4-5 days of being slow and stupid (and very weak) then suddenly BAM, motherfucking ENERGY like you wouldn't believe. I've never experienced anything like that, it was like being on drugs. Bouncing off the walls, having sex over and over, dancing by myself till 3 in the morning, vigorously attacking all those home projects I was always putting off...I felt so powerful I thought I could do anything, hell I even started looking into becoming a foster parent because I knew I could handle it with this kind of energy to drive me. It sounds more like you're a crazy person.
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Yeah that's just wild mood swings. Ketogenic diets are used to treat some forms of epilepsy and have some moderate success in treating bipolar depression so I wouldn't be surprised if you could give yourself hypomania by shooting your cortisol levels through the roof or something.
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Thank god I don't have to alter my diet to have sex over and over by myself until three in the morning
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Easy Cummies Ego
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Scholtz posted:Easy Cummies Ego 
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Skwirl posted:Maybe you should just wear long pants instead of shaving your legs. My calves are god-tier, and covering them is a felony.
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Some people don't appreciate/understand sarcasm.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:My calves are god-tier, and covering them is a felony. Then learn how to shave without cutting yourself
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SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:Yeah that's just wild mood swings. Ketogenic diets are used to treat some forms of epilepsy and have some moderate success in treating bipolar depression so I wouldn't be surprised if you could give yourself hypomania by shooting your cortisol levels through the roof or something. Well it was fun as hell, lemme tell you! Also why does everyone assume I was masturbating, I'm married and have access to fabulous dick thankyouverymuch (it was a fun few days for him as well) ETA: just looked up hypomania and you're almost certainly right. Another thing that happened was that all food suddenly tasted amazing and I developed cravings for things I previously despised, like sauerkraut (I still really like it now even though flavors have gone back to tasting normal.) artsy fartsy has a new favorite as of 11:25 on Apr 16, 2018 |
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Mountaineer posted:Some people don't appreciate/understand sarcasm. Should've praised Obama for a job well done
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Yeah, exactly. I bled for 20 minutes once after using a woman’s razor. Didn’t feel a thing until I started treating it. Men’s razor, I’d get a tiny nick that bled for 5 seconds. They're the same blades in a different packaging so they can charge 40% more to women for the same product BUT PINK!!!
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Is that why I keep finding curly wads of hair stuck to the shower wall?
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wallaka posted:They're the same blades in a different packaging so they can charge 40% more to women for the same product BUT PINK!!! This, the razors are basically identical except the womens razors cost more.
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