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Ms Adequate posted:Yeah mammals at least aren't meant to be eating that stuff at all, but humans are sadomasochistic lunatics who think that's great eatin'. Checkmate, nature. Nature: "Haha! I'm a jalapeño. I produce a chemical to prevent myself from being eaten by mammals, who can fully digest my seeds." Human: *chewing angrily* Nature: "Haha!" Human: *crossbreeds peppers* Nature: "Dude..." Human: *breeds cultivar x500 spicier than jalapeño* Nature: "Dude, I was just kidding" Human: *crossbreeds cultivars to produce a pepper x3000 spicier than jalapeño, dedicates life to watching YouTube videos of people eating it* Nature: "Jesus Christ, man, stop. Please."
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Night Court had a sick rear end theme song
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 01:59 |
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Ms Adequate posted:Yeah mammals at least aren't meant to be eating that stuff at all, but humans are sadomasochistic lunatics who think that's great eatin'. Checkmate, nature. Peppers release endorphins in your brain, it feels good to eat them.
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Bombadilillo posted:Peppers release endorphins in your brain, it feels good to eat them. Getting a shot in the nards releases endorphins in your brain, but very few people seek that out.
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Phanatic posted:Getting a shot in the nards releases endorphins in your brain, but very few people seek that out. My dude, have you ever heard of the internet?
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Phanatic posted:Getting a shot in the nards releases endorphins in your brain, but very few people seek that out. CBT is more popular than you think.
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Phanatic posted:Getting a shot in the nards releases endorphins in your brain, but very few people seek that out. My dude, have you never been to the parts of youtube that aren't sponsored? It's like 95% skateboard bails and nutshots.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:My dude, have you never been to the parts of youtube that aren't sponsored? It's like 95% skateboard bails and nutshots. Yeah but those dudes aren't seeking out catching a swift skateboard to the sack, it's just an occupational hazard.
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Phanatic posted:Getting a shot in the nards releases endorphins in your brain, but very few people seek that out. You must be new here. It's fine, let me explain this Earth thing for a moment. I'm a human, by the way. That's what we call ourselves. "Hyoo-maan." Got it? Now you see human brains naturally release endorphins in response to pain. They're a neat thing; they not only dull pain but they also can create a good feeling. You see, they're actually opioids and those are chemicals that are...well they're god damned addicting is what they are. Now, our bodies just produce this stuff naturally but it's pretty stingy about actually releasing them. But see the hot sensation of eating something with capsaicin normally doesn't actually hurt you. The naturally occurring stuff? Even the hottest one probably won't do any harm so realizing that using the parts of our brains that other animals don't have we override that pain response. The reason? Endorphins. You see, the body thinks it's being hurt because that chemical does that. That's the point. It hurts so mammals don't eat them. But we aren't normal mammals. We see the lack of damage but then get that cool, happy feeling from the endorphins heading right to the brain. So we ignore the pain and enjoy the rush. But see we don't stop there. It isn't specific kinds of pain. Ever wondered why people run until it hurts then just keep going? Same drat reason. See endorphins are a response to stress and opioids are addicting so there are people that deliberately run until they get that cool, good feeling and then just keep going. The body is freaking out because we're not supposed to run that long unless something is wrong or we're chasing food. But neither is true; we're just running. Look I know that it's a waste of calories but we don't make sense, alright? We're also prone to consuming way more fuel than we need so we had to find ways to burn it off. Yeah it doesn't make sense. I'm saying we're poorly designed. Look, we didn't choose to be this way, alright? This is just how it is. OK we're getting off track. You can ask more questions later. There's several billion of us and we really, really like to talk about ourselves. So anyway for some people that isn't enough. Some are satisfied with selectively breeding peppers hotter than can possibly exist. Some of them are in fact hot enough to actually cause damage. So humans, being humans, have competitions to see who can eat the hottest pepper. Yeah some of that takes practice and building a tolerance but I already told you "endorphins" and "we don't make sense." Don't judge us, alright? We didn't make ourselves. So anyway even that isn't enough for some people and "will literally kill you hot" peppers are a really recent invention. Some people, well...they hurt themselves deliberately or have other people do it for them. I'm talking "I like it when my sexual mate/mates injure me" types of stuff. Well see mating also releases endorphins so the pain can make it better for some people. Well yeah it's risky and makes no sense stop pointing out how crazy this all is, OK? This is just how we are. Anyway...endorphins feel good. That's the core of it, OK? It's a chemical out bodies make that was really intended to dull pain so we could keep functional long enough to get out of lovely situations. But it also felt good so we have people that do damaging or painful things to get endorphins. Now see getting hit in the testicles hurts really, really badly. The reason there is to motivate males to protect the testicles. They're just kind of hanging there outside the body and are easy targets. You learn real early in life if you have them that getting hit there hurts so you avoid it. But most shots to the junk aren't damaging so of course there are people who inflict pain on their testicles or like to have them hurt while mating for the endorphins. It hurts a lot so it can ultimately to a massive shot of endorphins for no actual, lasting physical damage. Why don't we change it? I don't know man, I guess we're just used to it. ToxicSlurpee has a new favorite as of 02:46 on Apr 17, 2018 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:You must be new here. It's fine, let me explain this Earth thing for a moment. I'm a human, by the way. That's what we call ourselves. "Hyoo-maan." Got it? Sir, this is a glory hole
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yeeeeeeeep
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 04:03 |
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ahhhhhhh gently caress off
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 04:06 |
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What is this? Bawbwa Wawtuss is still kicking last time I googled.
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swickles posted:Yeah, you can even feed chickens on steady diet of peppers and then they lay eggs with spicy yolks. I want this to be true so that I can have a coop filled with egg-laying hens on a diet of various hot peppers, and then after egg-laying time I can have the most zero-effort spanish omelette ever. If I feed a cow nesquick will chocolate milk come from the udders?
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Yestermoment posted:What is this? Bawbwa Wawtuss is still kicking last time I googled. pubic works project posted:It's fake. I got had by the FAKE NEWS.
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And Tyler Too! posted:I want this to be true so that I can have a coop filled with egg-laying hens on a diet of various hot peppers, and then after egg-laying time I can have the most zero-effort spanish omelette ever. Why do people think I am joking? This is something that is literally done. The yolks aren't like jalapeno spicy, but they do have some pepper flavors... I literally posted a link to the reference.
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Where did it say they have a different taste rather than just a different color?
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Android Apocalypse posted:I got had by the FAKE NEWS. What even was the point of faking it. Just wait a couple of days and it will be true.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:You must be new here. It's fine, let me explain this Earth thing for a moment. I'm a human, by the way. That's what we call ourselves. "Hyoo-maan." Got it? Dude, you just wrote 3 phone screens worth of words in response to a Phanatic post in PYF. You go sit down and think about that.
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rodbeard posted:What even was the point of faking it. Just wait a couple of days and it will be true. Sweet sweet clicks for advertisement money. Then you publish the rebuttal and cash in again!
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Where's that "A hey, hey, hey" meme from? Basically it's just some dude saying/singing "A hey, hey, hey". I noticed a couple of stream snipers on twitch doing it.
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 09:40 |
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How about you shut the gently caress up and Post Your Favorite Macros and Memes instead of wasting all our time?
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 09:47 |
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mike12345 posted:Where's that "A hey, hey, hey" meme from? Basically it's just some dude saying/singing "A hey, hey, hey". I noticed a couple of stream snipers on twitch doing it. That's a little vague without hearing what they're actually singing but the one I'm aware of is the he-man one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOGyAzpw&t=115s
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mike12345 posted:Where's that "A hey, hey, hey" meme from? Basically it's just some dude saying/singing "A hey, hey, hey". I noticed a couple of stream snipers on twitch doing it. What's Up? - 4 Non Blondes
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No, it's just some dude saying "ah hey, hey, heyyyy" maybe I'll find it some time later
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fat Albert?
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ToxicSlurpee posted:You must be new here. It's fine, let me explain this Earth thing for a moment. I'm a human, by the way. That's what we call ourselves. "Hyoo-maan." Got it? tl;dr
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feed your cats
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Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Wise Words From A Mom!
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Wheany posted:tl;dr I'll sum it up for you: quote:See. You see. See. See. See. You see. Okay. Okay. You see. Okay. See. Okay. Okay. You see. See.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Why don't we change it? I don't know man, I guess we're just used to it. I liked it. gently caress the haters.
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Clitch posted:Dude, you just wrote 3 phone screens worth of words in response to a Phanatic post in PYF. Seriously, why can't SA just be single sentence circlejerks like Reddit
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MageMage posted:Seriously, why can't SA just be single sentence circlejerks like Reddit maddox-style epic science guy effortposts arent cool any more
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