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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Skip Bayless rules

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
In the ongoing Reuben Foster saga:

http://www.nbcsports.com/bayarea/49ers/das-office-reuben-foster-have-misdemeanor-dismissed

quote:

The DA’s office announced, in light of the injunction, it will ask Santa Clara County Superior Court to dismiss the misdemeanor charge against Foster at the next scheduled court date, April 30.

US District Court prohibits Santa Clara County Court from charging Foster over the assault rifle.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


mcmagic posted:

He's 100% going to the 49ers.

I'd be okay with that

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Seahawks are having a fine offseason I tell you hhhwhat

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/985989596235358214

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

weird Asian candy posted:

Seahawks are having a fine offseason I tell you hhhwhat

It's been one great big :tif:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

weird Asian candy posted:

Seahawks are having a fine offseason I tell you hhhwhat

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/985989596235358214

Ha! That was a last year disaster! Nice try!

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Geeeeeze, jags. That's not foreboding. (Sorry for facebook) (also LOUD)

https://www.facebook.com/jacksonvillejaguars/videos/10155798499743863/

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Suspect Bucket posted:

Geeeeeze, jags. That's not foreboding. (Sorry for facebook) (also LOUD)

https://www.facebook.com/jacksonvillejaguars/videos/10155798499743863/
I'm not clicking the link, what is it?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I'm not clicking the link, what is it?

They pour paint over a jags helmet while ominous electronic music plays. Guess yall are getting new uni's

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

piss tape israel posted:

Unless the Broncos are 100% certain that Saquon will be sitting there at number five this is a strange move


It makes me think that they're not going QB in the 1st, which both sucks (eg. Rosen) and rules (eg. Josh Allen)

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Ches Neckbeard posted:

They pour paint over a jags helmet while ominous electronic music plays. Guess yall are getting new uni's
Oh yeah I think that the reveal is this Thursday. Thanks.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Black paint poured over the gold half of the helmet. Black helmets with hopefully old schoolish teal jerseys. Here's hoping.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
What team has the biggest fuckup of a medical staff that they would allow McDowell to play for them with his scrambled brains?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

seiferguy posted:

What team has the biggest fuckup of a medical staff that they would allow McDowell to play for them with his scrambled brains?

The Mets.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

seiferguy posted:

What team has the biggest fuckup of a medical staff that they would allow McDowell to play for them with his scrambled brains?

2012 Washington?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

I mean, that was my first thought too, but...

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/ScooterMagruder/status/986036155991887874

We can all relate

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

seiferguy posted:

What team has the biggest fuckup of a medical staff that they would allow McDowell to play for them with his scrambled brains?

The Chargers had that one doctor...

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


seiferguy posted:

What team has the biggest fuckup of a medical staff that they would allow McDowell to play for them with his scrambled brains?

Remember that time when Jay Cutler had his brain destroyed and walked to the wrong sidelines and they still let him finish the half?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Every time burfict gets a new concussion (most games that he is eligible to play in) they act like it's his neck or some poo poo and put him back in either after a timeout or after a play or two, whenever they can. it's funny

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/CharlesRobinson/status/986217460499210240

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Nick Mangold officially retires.
https://twitter.com/nickmangold/status/986207657861230592





nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Uhh oh, trouble in Paradise?

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
There is nothing better than a franchise QB hitting free agency.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Now is definitely the time for Aaron to be twisting the screws too, with them fresh off the Hundley experience and too late in the draft to get a QB (unless they're smart enough to grab Lamar)

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Aaron Rodgers is still under contract for 2 years and would either hit free agency at 36 or get franchised. He's the QB not the GM lol

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


I wish more marquee QBs would test the market. Cousins was a fun story and I need more of that in my life.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


swickles posted:

There is nothing better than a franchise QB hitting free agency.

DariusLikewise posted:

Aaron Rodgers is still under contract for 2 years and would either hit free agency at 36 or get franchised. He's the QB not the GM lol

His contract ends after 2019 and if the Packers couldn't secure a deal (and Rodgers hasn't declined) it's an almost certainty the Packers would franchise him for 2020 and 2021. Sure, that'd damage the relationship with the quarterback but they aren't going to let Aaron freakin' Rodgers walk, and the team has experienced dealing with a disgruntled franchise QB at the end of his career.

I'm not worried about this. Rodgers is old and experienced enough to start thinking he deserves more influence over the team -- Favre was the same way in the 00s. It'll be dealt with and worked out. It's just a reaction to the Packers doing a major house cleaning and bringing in loads of new people.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

swickles posted:

There is nothing better than a franchise QB hitting free agency.

Why! I hate you so much for this post....

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

A Man and his dog posted:

Why! I hate you so much for this post....

Salright, you already replaced him with a franchise qb.

:laugh:

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

very stable genius posted:

I wish more marquee QBs would test the market. Cousins was a fun story and I need more of that in my life.

Cousins only hit Free Agency because the Redskins are one of the stupidest and worst run teams in the league.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

He has react videos to cowboys games from last season and also the super bowl. They're pretty funny. I like the Seahawks one, but that's just me.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Good.

https://twitter.com/NFLSTROUD/status/986250288335065088

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Just not for the bucs

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Grittybeard posted:

Salright, you already replaced him with a franchise qb.

:laugh:
:discourse:

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I'm not the smartest man but giving up a 29 Year old QB in his prime for uhh Alex Smith don't make much loving sense.

I'm already dreading this season.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

A Man and his dog posted:

I'm not the smartest man

We are very much aware of this fact.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

A Man and his dog posted:

I'm not the smartest man

that title is reserved for me

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

DariusLikewise posted:

Cousins only hit Free Agency because the Redskins are one of the stupidest and worst run teams in the league.

https://twitter.com/arifhasannfl/status/986066353894248448?s=21

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I wonder how much damage that Walmart-tier chair did to Cousins's posture.

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