darthbob88 posted:1996: Don't trust people on the internet, and don't get into a stranger's car.
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# ? Apr 14, 2018 16:01 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 02:29 |
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since that's been quoted twice i might as well post the tweet it was stolen from now https://twitter.com/Carols10cents/status/749109677431021568
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# ? Apr 14, 2018 16:02 |
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trapped mouse posted:since that's been quoted twice i might as well post the tweet it was stolen from now Thanks, I was just looking for that.
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# ? Apr 14, 2018 16:03 |
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Deeply nerdy dad joke incoming.Sapozhnik posted:isn't moon dust carcinogenic as gently caress in the same sort of manner as asbestos Improbable Lobster posted:moon dust is sharp as gently caress because there's no atmosphere for it to wear down and smooth out against infernal machines posted:i'm sure it's fines In case you don't get it: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fines
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# ? Apr 14, 2018 20:26 |
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Ten years of loss edits.
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# ? Apr 14, 2018 21:42 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:I for one welcome our new overlords whenever, wherever
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 03:18 |
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Same thread:Pththya-lyi posted:In the land of Mordor where my hips don't lie DreamShipWrecked posted:Christian groups should be happy, if the kid can read that entire line by sight then they are definitely not having sex before marriage. I went to that thread entirely because I suspected that it was a LOTR donut and wasn't disappointed.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 10:41 |
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BattleMaster posted:lol it's the noid, guessed it in one prefect posted:drat, i was guessing it was the papa john's guy
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 18:25 |
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mods change my name posted:i mean the printing press did have a bit of a smaller audience at the time and was probably the biggest impact on human literacy but no maybe only digital advertising is the only real mass media EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:end nudes EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:You're a 35 year old monk. The hair they didn't shave off your head has all turned grey. Your nose barely brushes the paper as strain-induced myopia slows your work to a crawl. Your spine twisted into a permanent hunch from 25 years of writing after your parents sold you to the abbey. Two painstaking months go by and you produce your life's masterpiece: a full vellum illuminated page, your finest work yet. Your eyes are wide with pride as the noble picks up his order. "Thanks bruh", he says, hastily scribbling "end nudes" on the vellum. With a cry of "HEY WENCH!" he crumples the culmination of the monk's life and throws it at a large breasted milkmaid nearby.
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 03:58 |
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Trig Discipline posted:that's why i quit doing porn Powerful Two-Hander posted:disappointed to see another family business being abandoned by the next generation
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 04:56 |
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Gatekeeper posted:my favorite compare/contrast between humans and vulcans is their respective gently caress
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 13:46 |
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I like the theory that the Federation, being fully automated luxury gay space communism, is in the habit of building remote science labs and outposts for any grumpy fucker who manages to pass their university courses and has some cockamamie research idea that everyone knows is nonsense just because you want to give everyone a chance Because it explains SO MANY EPISODES
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 14:07 |
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Hollismason posted:Wait, Cohen only had 3 clients.That seems odd. tetrapyloctomy posted:Not only is it odd, it's prime too.
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 14:18 |
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Talking about peppers. A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Nature: "Haha! I'm a jalapeño. I produce a chemical to prevent myself from being eaten by mammals, who can fully digest my seeds." Bombadilillo posted:Peppers release endorphins in your brain, it feels good to eat them. Phanatic posted:Getting a shot in the nards releases endorphins in your brain, but very few people seek that out. Ariong posted:My dude, have you ever heard of the internet?
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 21:26 |
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See, I would have stopped with "That explains why so many Trekkies are creepy paedos". On the other hand, I want that post engraved into tablets of hardest granite and the letters lined with osmium so that a million years from now when humanity is extinct and aliens find the Earth they will know that once a species lived here who could have created the Epic of Gilgamesh.
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 13:09 |
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Coohoolin posted:INterestningly enough, the reason for the higher orgasm rate in the Eastern bloc is due to the relative lack of stress caused by not living in capitalist society. tactlessbastard posted:Lmfao stress free East Germany oh my god I can hardly breathe
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 15:24 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I like the theory that the Federation, being fully automated luxury gay space communism, is in the habit of building remote science labs and outposts for any grumpy fucker who manages to pass their university courses and has some cockamamie research idea that everyone knows is nonsense just because you want to give everyone a chance The other side of that is "throw a bunch of poo poo against the wall and see what sticks" is a very good strategy if you have the resources. So if you have a gay space utopia where you can just kind of give everybody whatever they need no questions asked you can just hand a big rear end laboratory to any dingus that wants one. One of them is going to stumble on something incredible along the way. There have been a lot of very large corporations with big science divisions summed as "you guys just like tinker and poo poo here's a budget, just don't spend more than that." Most of the scientists won't come up with anything really cool but occasionally you'll have a guy that invents super glue. Plus if replicators exist you're going to get people futzing around with utterly random crap just to see what they can get the thing to do. Probably the best way to explain all the insanity that happens in Star Trek is "humans get bored really, really easily." Of course we're going to fly off into space to poke and prod at every damned thing we can find no matter how unsafe it actually is.
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 15:48 |
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Jedit posted:when humanity is extinct and aliens find the Earth they will know that once a species lived here who could have created the Epic of Gilgamesh.
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 15:55 |
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mind the walrus posted:uh... who do you think wrote the Epic of Gilgamesh? I think he means enact.
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 16:26 |
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mind the walrus posted:uh... who do you think wrote the Epic of Gilgamesh? The extinct people? I don’t understand the confusion here.
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 16:43 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:The other side of that is "throw a bunch of poo poo against the wall and see what sticks" is a very good strategy if you have the resources. So if you have a gay space utopia where you can just kind of give everybody whatever they need no questions asked you can just hand a big rear end laboratory to any dingus that wants one. One of them is going to stumble on something incredible along the way. There have been a lot of very large corporations with big science divisions summed as "you guys just like tinker and poo poo here's a budget, just don't spend more than that." Most of the scientists won't come up with anything really cool but occasionally you'll have a guy that invents super glue. Pretty much. Any universe where 'we can make matter from energy' is such common tech that everyone in the planet has one is a universe where 90% of the global population has been bored and smashed two unstable compounds together just to see what comes out. Most of the time the answer is 'something useless' or 'Chet done blown up the lab you gave him' but every so often it's 'we made a super warp core. I don't even know how to be honest but we're gonna need to make ten more to smash into each other next'.
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 16:50 |
I always thought the replicator worked by reconstructing atoms instead of creating matter. So like they have a big block of hydrogen or something that they take from when they want a sandwich.
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 17:22 |
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Hihohe posted:I always thought the replicator worked by reconstructing atoms instead of creating matter. So like they have a big block of hydrogen or something that they take from when they want a sandwich. Maybe they recycle all the sewerage into sandwiches, kills 2 birds with 1 stone.
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 17:32 |
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It’s recycled red shirt biomass.
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 17:47 |
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mind the walrus posted:uh... who do you think wrote the Epic of Gilgamesh? Are you suggesting that it was aliens?
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 18:17 |
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Jedit posted:Are you suggesting that it was aliens? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8u8dq
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 18:18 |
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Jedit posted:Are you suggesting that it was aliens? We did enslave them and use them to build the pyramids.
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 18:25 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Maybe they recycle all the sewerage into sandwiches, kills 2 birds with 1 stone. With a replicator you would recycle 1 stone into 2 dead birds.
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 19:18 |
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Ah, makes sense roachpatrol is into star trek. They are into incestuous pedophilia, iirc.
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 20:17 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:We did enslave them and use them to build the pyramids. So we enslaved a peaceful race of visiting aliens, but one of them rebelled, blew up all our technology and... something. I'd watch it.
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 23:20 |
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elise the great posted:Had to check and make sure I haven’t already talked about Gandalf breaking up my parents before I sweet geek swag posted:Well, that explains a lot.
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 23:34 |
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Well now naming her kid after a famous scientist makes a lot more sense. I'd go high and right after that poo poo too.
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 02:44 |
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From the Schadenfreude thread: A manager at a call centre was trying to "include" an orthodox Jewish employee by completely disregarding her religious observances and tricking her into eating non-kosher food. They both ended up posting a Reddit legal advice thread and getting the manager fired.Samuringa posted:"I'm trying to include her! I'm trying to include her!", I continue to insist as I slowly am revealed as an anti-semite and turn into an unemployed woman
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 04:30 |
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value-brand cereal posted:Ah, makes sense roachpatrol is into star trek. They are into incestuous pedophilia, iirc. they’re into what now
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 04:38 |
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Pick posted:So glad Lent is over so I can finally go back to kissing my cat on the mouth therobit posted:Did you give up licking pussy for lent or something?
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 05:17 |
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Hihohe posted:I always thought the replicator worked by reconstructing atoms instead of creating matter. So like they have a big block of hydrogen or something that they take from when they want a sandwich. yeah theres a big storage compartment in the underbelly of every home or building or spaceship and its filled with poopoo and peepee and semen and dirty dishes, and the replicator takes a chunk of that stuff and using futuristic space alchemy to rearrange atoms, it s it into your eggs benedict
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 06:21 |
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So, in a moment of fate, while these aren't the same thread, i went to the last message straight from the first two and well....Hihohe posted:I always thought the replicator worked by reconstructing atoms instead of creating matter. So like they have a big block of hydrogen or something that they take from when they want a sandwich. Snowglobe of Doom posted:Maybe they recycle all the sewerage into sandwiches, kills 2 birds with 1 stone. Mors Rattus posted:It makes the food taste better and keeps the gremlins out of your carpentry.
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 07:35 |
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IIRC there's some sort of replicatior goop that's in the unit that it makes all the stuff from.
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 07:44 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:IIRC there's some sort of replicatior goop that's in the unit that it makes all the stuff from. that goop is called "potatoes obrien"
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Gatekeeper posted:yeah theres a big storage compartment in the underbelly of every home or building or spaceship and its filled with poopoo and peepee and semen and dirty dishes It's good to see that Goon hovels still exist in the far future
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