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ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012


Endless Mike posted:

And then Gilchrist turned out to be a rapist.

I was waiting for the inevitable right-wing moral hypocrisy, and you delivered. Props, Endless Mike.

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Seldom Posts
Jul 4, 2010

Grimey Drawer

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Doc Hawkins posted:

This conversation has helped me realize Superman is just a sci-fi reboot of Tarzan.
So is Wonder Woman. By all rights Batman should have become the best butler EVER (or been actually raised by bats).

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ehhh, Superman has way more in common with John Carter than Tarzan imho. Same real difference though.

Kevin Palpatine
Dec 20, 2017
john carter is just mars tarzan

marzan, if you will

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Kevin Palpatine posted:

john carter is just mars tarzan

Marzan, if you will

:golfclap:

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Kevin Palpatine posted:

john carter is just mars tarzan

marzan, if you will

They all need moms though.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Vincent posted:

They all need moms though.

I assure you, Mars does not Need Moms.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Toshimo posted:

I assure you, Mars does not Need Moms.

They need cheerleaders.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Mars? No thanks! Too many ghosts!


(john carpenter's)

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Zaodai posted:


And now Bruce Wayne has to be inspired to become Booster Gold, causing a time loop.

A belated :golfclap: to you.

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
Speaking about guys in loincloths;



From Lockjaw #2

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Lurdiak posted:

One of the commenters seems to think the main virtue of the previous version of the strip was "triggering the PC crowd", which makes me wonder if words mean anything anymore.



Oops I forgot to tell a joke

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012


zoux posted:



Oops I forgot to tell a joke

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I can't wait for baby boomers to die the gently caress off.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

ecavalli posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I can't wait for baby boomers to die the gently caress off.
Be the change you want to see in the world, ecavalli.

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012


FMguru posted:

Be the change you want to see in the world, ecavalli.

I'm working on it, but genocide lasers take time to build.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

zoux posted:



Oops I forgot to tell a joke

Treat it as a kind of unintentional meta-joke about nostalgia because all those shows were bad too.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust


Oh. Carry on then!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


poly and open-minded posted:

Oh. Carry on then!

I mean do you want to be the one to tell Dredd not to do something?

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
Judge Giant seems like he should get 12 years for deceptive labeling.

unruly
May 12, 2002

YES!!!
I know Deadpool is cheating, but I was reading some issues on my phone today:


(posted endlessly, I'm sure)

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



And then they did (really, they took his head clean off.)

Milotic
Mar 4, 2009

9CL apologist
Slippery Tilde

muscles like this! posted:

And then they did (really, they took his head clean off.)

What’s the context?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Milotic posted:

What’s the context?

A businessman was kidnapping children of rival company executives and replacing them with robots for industrial espionage. So the kid was really a robot.

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?

Milotic posted:

What’s the context?

Thought crimes.

tom bob-ombadil
Jan 1, 2012

Zaodai posted:

And now Bruce Wayne has to be inspired to become Booster Gold, causing a time loop.

This got a hearty guffaw out of me. Thank you for this kind goon.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

zoux posted:



Oops I forgot to tell a joke

Shame they didn't put Cosby on the list of 'old classics' then it would be hilarious.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Keeshhound posted:

Judge Giant seems like he should get 12 years for deceptive labeling.

He's the grandson of one of the "Harlem Heroes", from the earliest days of 2000AD, a strip about future basketball.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Elfface posted:

Shame they didn't put Cosby on the list of 'old classics' then it would be hilarious.

I don't think black people exist in Nancy.

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


ecavalli posted:

I was waiting for the inevitable right-wing moral hypocrisy, and you delivered. Props, Endless Mike.

Wait what, I can't find any new article about Gilchrist being accused of rape.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:



Oops I forgot to tell a joke

Isn't Family Ties or Growing Pains the show with the wacky neighbor character named Boner? It's whichever one had Alan Thick in it, I think.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
I think that was Gimme a Stroke

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Choco1980 posted:

He's the grandson of one of the "Harlem Heroes", from the earliest days of 2000AD, a strip about future basketball.

It's future (american) football you racist.

I think Judge Giant sadly died either during the war with East-Meg-2 or shortly after it.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



You're both :wrong: :right:

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Ghostlight posted:

You're both :wrong: :right:



So basically it’s a higher-budget version of kosho from the Prisoner TV show?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Nonvalueadded User posted:

So basically it’s a higher-budget version of kosho from the Prisoner TV show?

Or Slamball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ouXw328WYI

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Lurdiak posted:

I think Judge Giant sadly died either during the war with East-Meg-2 or shortly after it.

Judge Giant was killed by the East Meg 2 spy in the storyline leading up to the Apocalypse War. The spy was dumping drugs into the water supply that made everyone violent and crazy to soften the city up for invasion. Giant caught him but was killed.

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Random Stranger posted:

Judge Giant was killed by the East Meg 2 spy in the storyline leading up to the Apocalypse War. The spy was dumping drugs into the water supply that made everyone violent and crazy to soften the city up for invasion. Giant caught him but was killed.

Right.

As much as I love John Wagner, the Chaos Virus and Block Mania are basically the exact same storyline.

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