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Platystemon posted:What if they are actually centuries old and only appear to be a child? What if they have the appearance and intelligence of an adult but is only 10 years old, like the Twilight baby at the end of Breaking Dawn or Hal Jordan's girlfriend?
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The MSJ posted:What if they have the appearance and intelligence of an adult but is only 10 years old, like the Twilight baby at the end of Breaking Dawn or Hal Jordan's girlfriend? What if it's the movie "Big" starring Tom Hanks
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syscall girl posted:Besides Starship Troopers I think I've The Roads Must Roll is really boring, maybe it actually would have been better with some sex in it
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I'd like this thread to explore the exact age (possibly down to a day) when being married to Benjamin Button becomes creepy.
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GrossMurpel posted:I'd like this thread to explore the exact age (possibly down to a day) when being married to Benjamin Button becomes creepy. that is five days tops.. five. makes him late 40s i guess? brad pitt in his late fourties is pretty hot
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Followed the link and was let down when I found out it was Ben Affleck who had set things up so his son would believe he was Batman, rather than his son bribing a man to fight a beleaguered and baffled Ben Affleck, as I had initially believed. I mean his son was 4 or 5 at the time of this article, so in your interpretation he was learning how Hollywood works from his dad real fast.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:What if it's the movie "Big" starring Tom Hanks What if the adult has the mental capacity of a child and probably can't consent, like another Tom Hanks movie.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:What if it's the movie "Big" starring Tom Hanks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCYPeuEWUbI In non-pedo news (I hope?) https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/988016118811021313 I guess it's as good a time as any for a reboot, now that OJ's out of prison.
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Facebook Aunt posted:As someone who used to be a 12 year old girl it is entirely possible for a girl that age to have a crush on a grown rear end man. It is also possible for a girl that age or even considerably younger to act 'flirty' because kids enjoy imitating adult behavior. In neither case is the girl desperately craving the D though. I would deeply question anybody who looks at a mutual crush between a 12 year old girl and a grown rear end man that then thinks the girl is the one who is the problem there.
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Randaconda posted:https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/24/saudi-camel-beauty-contest-judges-get--hump-botox-cheats This just makes me wonder if horse plastic surgery is a thing, and if not, why not?
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Antivehicular posted:This just makes me wonder if horse plastic surgery is a thing, and if not, why not? https://thehorse.com/16282/cosmetic-alteration-of-arabian-horses/
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Absurd Alhazred posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCYPeuEWUbI https://twitter.com/AP/status/988139385253257216 Lock, stark naked, and two smoking handguns.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/AP/status/988139385253257216 Lock, Cock, and two smoking barrels
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Absurd Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/AP/status/988139385253257216 One in the hand, one in the breeze.
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I feel sorry for the people who died. "Mom, how did Dad die?" "Shot by a naked guy at a Waffle House. Last thing he saw was the guy's dong."
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We all have to die at some point, but please, Lord, please, don't let me die at a Waffle House.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:We all have to die at some point, but please, Lord, please, don't let me die at a Waffle House. dear lord if I have to die at a waffle house, at least let my murderer have pants on
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cock hero flux posted:dear lord if I have to die at a waffle house, at least let my murderer have pants on Nah. If I am going to die in some non-standard manner, I want it to be as insane, far-fetched, news-worthy, and lol-inducing as possible. My hierarchy of death preferences is something like 1) Quietly in my sleep (preferably tonight) 2) By my own hand in some magical, 100% effective, and pain-free manner 3) A naked, one-armed Asian warlord with a 60s-era Soviet mind-control chip loses control of his battle elephant after taking it through a car wash causes his brain implant to short circuit. I exit a Starbucks - which I never, ever go to - just as the rampaging elephant rounds the corner. I hear the angry trumpeting of the beast, and look up. The last thing I see is the bottom of the elephant’s foot as a Geo Tracker full of drunken cheerleaders strikes me from behind, killing me instantly.
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Followed the link and was let down when I found out it was Ben Affleck who had set things up so his son would believe he was Batman, rather than his son bribing a man to fight a beleaguered and baffled Ben Affleck, as I had initially believed. Are you telling me they were trying to bait you to click on a link? Do you really think someone would do that on the internet of all places? Next you're going to tell me they profit financially from getting as many gullible people as possible to click that link. It screamed red flag. Hell, all the links here do. That seems to be the point.
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Apparently, the article was as well but didn't survive.  Also, the BBC uses CentOS. Huh.
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Proteus Jones posted:Apparently, the article was as well but didn't survive. Yeah, I would've expected them to use PoundOS
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Sir Lemming posted:Yeah, I would've expected them to use PoundOS Folks,
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Halifax Valentine's Day mass murder plot woman sentencedquote:Former high school friend Sabrina Szigeti told CBC she was not surprised Souvannarath was behind the plot. The two had played Dungeons and Dragons together in high school, and Szigeti said Souvannarath always insisted on being a "Nazi ghost".
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Sir Lemming posted:Yeah, I would've expected them to use PoundOS PenOS
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Oh, great. She’s one of those people who insists on playing a futuristic cyborg with laser eyes in their Forgotten Realms game, pointing to Barrier Peaks as justification.
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The MSJ posted:Oh, great. She’s one of those people who insists on playing a futuristic cyborg with laser eyes in their Forgotten Realms game, pointing to Barrier Peaks as justification. Can't be more broken than a wizard. Also, sounds rad. Players who insist on acting out their nazi fantasies are another story.
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I'm perfectly OK with players who want to act out killing Nazis fantasies though.
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I'm actually genuinely impressed by this man. Well loving done.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:And large dongs donations from corpses to rich insecure men to begin in 3,2,1. According to trickle dong economics there should be affordable medium sized dongs for the less fortunate soon.
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