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Crossposting this fantastic life hack Looking for a quick way to scare the ever-making GBS threads gently caress out of your loved ones? Check this, then fumble with your phone in your pocket or let it jangle against something in your car. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 16:18 on Apr 17, 2018 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTfJa_Qb5T0 Life hack: literally build a table
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Apr 22, 2018 19:45
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Lifehack: break a chair, spraypaint it gold, cover it in fake fur, and call it “high-end”
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Apr 22, 2018 20:17
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Oh here it comes, here it comes!!!! YES! At the 2m14s mark! That's it! The mother of life hacking! Sweet ambrosia! Smear that poo poo on everything to hide your lack of craftsmanship, to cover dings and dents, to freshen up things yellowed and worn! (it will dry, shrivel and crack over time and start peeling off, and that goop will collect grime and dust and will foul and yellow faster than the paint around it yet will resist painting over it, slowly and subtly transforming your house into a greasy blotched testament to entropy, like the face paint of a syphilitic clown ask me how I know these things)
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Apr 22, 2018 21:36
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Really didn't need to hear about how much you jack it dude
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Apr 22, 2018 22:00
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Wasabi the J posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTfJa_Qb5T0 every single thing in here is a disaster
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Apr 22, 2018 22:17
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I legitimately love those lovely Lifehack videos for decor. I love to just watch them and get increasingly confused and irate at the life choices. In the spirit of that, I bring a Gift. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqZs1823cNM
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Apr 22, 2018 22:27
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Pick posted:every single thing in here is a disaster Those jars with what appeared to be vinegar (probably apple cider, good for health hacks) sprayed on them or some poo poo made no sense to me.
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Apr 22, 2018 22:32
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girl pants posted:Fun fact about the South: if you leave a glass of water on a table, it'll get moldy all by itself. Free penicillin! Life HACKED! My fiance grew up in a desert and was horrified at how quickly things get moldy here Wasabi the J posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTfJa_Qb5T0
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Apr 22, 2018 22:45
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If you've never seen one of the many, many house flipping shows on HGTV that's basically a condensed version. The bathtub was my favorite because it in no way looks like anything other than an ordinary bathtub with fake rocks glued to it. They didn't even have them go up the entire side!
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Apr 22, 2018 23:12
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Humerus posted:If you've never seen one of the many, many house flipping shows on HGTV that's basically a condensed version. I mean they could have started by cleaning the loving moldy corner first, but who am I to judge
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Apr 22, 2018 23:23
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TheBigAristotle posted:Those jars with what appeared to be vinegar (probably apple cider, good for health hacks) sprayed on them or some poo poo made no sense to me. if you mean the ones with silver spray paint, i think they're trying to mimic mercury glass but it just looks........... ugh
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Apr 23, 2018 00:17
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Humerus posted:If you've never seen one of the many, many house flipping shows on HGTV that's basically a condensed version. A nice tribute to that goon who decided to saw through his floor joists and put rocks around his tub
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Apr 23, 2018 00:36
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Karate Bastard posted:Oh here it comes, here it comes!!!! YES! At the 2m14s mark! That's it! The mother of life hacking! Sweet ambrosia! Smear that poo poo on everything to hide your lack of craftsmanship, to cover dings and dents, to freshen up things yellowed and worn! "Minkä sauma heittää, sen Sika peittää," as we say in Finland.
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Apr 23, 2018 01:13
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somekindofguy posted:Really didn't need to hear about how much you jack it dude Lol Jerry Cotton posted:"Minkä sauma heittää, sen Sika peittää," as we say in Finland. Truly the language of hacking. I assume it means don't worry that'll buff out?
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Apr 23, 2018 06:46
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Karate Bastard posted:Truly the language of hacking. Something like "where the seam fails, Sika* prevails." *) A chemical manufacturer, Sikaflex adhesive being a major product. 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 07:58 on Apr 23, 2018 |
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Apr 23, 2018 07:11
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Right. "What the seam to throw, it covers the Pig." Google translate really nailed it this time. Btw have you tried GISing for glasses lately? Truly the language of hacking. E: nm, that was Swedish apparently. Apparently Swedes have some erotic hangup on glasses, where googling for big glasses would give you gay porn, and now searching for glasses gives you a dick for nose. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 07:31 on Apr 23, 2018 |
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Apr 23, 2018 07:23
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Want your stuff to look high-end? Just slap some lovely faux marble vinyl on that poo poo! Because a marble microwave oven is *~SO loving CLASSY~*. It reminds of of lovely McMansions with (faux) marble and shiny dark (plastic) wood everywhere. Ugh.
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Apr 23, 2018 13:55
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KozmoNaut posted:marble microwave
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Apr 23, 2018 17:05
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Hot glue? Check! A chance to literally screw yourself out of your house? Check! Syringes? You betcha! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ccDY5Q9jQM
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Apr 23, 2018 21:08
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Karate Bastard posted:Hot glue? Check! A chance to literally screw yourself out of your house? Check! Syringes? You betcha! Yes, glue your batteries to the device. That seems like it will be handy down the line when they die.
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Apr 23, 2018 23:15
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KozmoNaut posted:Want your stuff to look high-end? Just slap some lovely faux marble vinyl on that poo poo! Because a marble microwave oven is *~SO loving CLASSY~*. shiny marble (faux or not idc as long as it looks good) and matte black are good tho
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Apr 24, 2018 00:18
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Karate Bastard posted:Hot glue? Check! A chance to literally screw yourself out of your house? Check! Syringes? You betcha! This reminds me of the set-up Ferris Bueller had in his bedroom
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Apr 24, 2018 01:04
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The Snoo posted:shiny marble (faux or not idc as long as it looks good) and matte black are good tho It's more a matter of over-application, the "more marble more CLASSY!" mindset. Matte or satin black is fine, but shiny dark brown plastiwood is ugh.
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Apr 24, 2018 07:35
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Over-marbling just makes it look like you live in a quarry.
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Apr 24, 2018 16:00
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Excessive marbling is good in beef, not home decor
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Apr 24, 2018 16:38
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gonna get my house beef marbled, brb
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Apr 24, 2018 17:05
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Lifehack: make up your own form of shorthand that even you can't read. A former (repoter) coworker at the newspaper did, to make it easier to transcribe interviews, and it mostly worked, with him reading his notes to me in the car on the way back to the office, hoping I (the photographer) could fill in the bits he couldn't read.
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Apr 25, 2018 03:36
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Bad Angus! Bad!
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If I can’t read it, my enemies certainly can’t.
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Apr 25, 2018 03:56
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Lifehack: don't have enemies.
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Apr 25, 2018 15:39
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Olive! posted:A nice tribute to that goon who decided to saw through his floor joists and put rocks around his tub That thread was the best. It should be required reading for ... something.
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Apr 25, 2018 17:56
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Chillbro Baggins posted:Lifehack: make up your own form of shorthand that even you can't read. A former (repoter) coworker at the newspaper did, to make it easier to transcribe interviews, and it mostly worked, with him reading his notes to me in the car on the way back to the office, hoping I (the photographer) could fill in the bits he couldn't read. *ahem* It seems that you missed the true lifehack, which is write illegibly so you can make poo poo up as you go later, referring to your toddler scribbles if somebody asks (they won't). Reporter hack ...or hack reporter 
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Apr 25, 2018 19:50
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KozmoNaut posted:It's more a matter of over-application, the "more marble more CLASSY!" mindset.  also it just looks stupid as gently caress on a microwave, an item which has never been made of marble everi re-did a lovely table for my vanity with matte black legs/sides and a faux marble painted top and it looks cool af though
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Apr 25, 2018 22:24
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Sociopastry posted:I legitimately love those lovely Lifehack videos for decor. I love to just watch them and get increasingly confused and irate at the life choices. This all looks like the stuff my 3rd grader makes that forces me to act like I think it's pretty. She does draw really well, but the crafty stuff she makes all the time is hideous.
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Apr 26, 2018 03:14
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Sociopastry posted:I legitimately love those lovely Lifehack videos for decor. I love to just watch them and get increasingly confused and irate at the life choices. I had to rage close the tab when she got to the bunting. THAT'S NOT A HACK, THAT'S JUST HOW YOU MAKE BUNTING!!! gently caress!!! Also who the making GBS threads gently caress decorates anything by making emoji plates and gluing them to a curtain??? Who ARE these people???
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Apr 26, 2018 03:38
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Sex Hobbit posted:I had to rage close the tab when she got to the bunting. THAT'S NOT A HACK, THAT'S JUST HOW YOU MAKE BUNTING!!! gently caress!!! Yeah I mean some of that stuff could really be fun for a 6 year old's birthday party but it was clearly meant to be just everyday decor. Edit: I'm not being sarcastic btw. Despite cakes featuring heavily in several shots, you know drat good and well someone who spends seven goddamned hours hot gluing giant flowers is planning to keep it up on the wall forever. The cakes are just there to make you feel like she's less crazy. Stairs has a new favorite as of 04:33 on Apr 26, 2018 |
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Apr 26, 2018 04:30
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Every woman I've ever known who has cakes just like, on hand, has been batshit crazy
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Apr 26, 2018 09:19
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It's like a gift closet but edible?
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Apr 26, 2018 09:50
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Sociopastry posted:I legitimately love those lovely Lifehack videos for decor. I love to just watch them and get increasingly confused and irate at the life choices. No- one's going to eat that loving ferrero rocher, Stephania. Not without crying, anyway.
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Many of you have asked why I always look so good, how my makeup always looks so perfect, or how I always have this natural glow. Here's my secret. maybe? https://youtu.be/TqWAu_BCfrA
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