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1stGear posted:Jim Davis has made more money from his idiot cat cartoon than everyone on this page combined will make in their life. So?
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Apr 23, 2018 01:21
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He's rich and therefore better than us.
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Apr 23, 2018 01:44
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If he paid you 1 million dollars would you drink dog cum for him?
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Apr 23, 2018 01:47
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Buddy, when Jim Davis tells you to drink dog cum you drink the loving dog cum
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Apr 23, 2018 01:48
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doverhog posted:would you drink dog cum for him? Hell yeah doverhog posted:If he paid you 1 million dollars Even better!
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Apr 23, 2018 01:52
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Solice Kirsk posted:He's rich and therefore better than us. Way to go, Einstein. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbU4VRs2rro
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Apr 23, 2018 02:10
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Dixville posted:So he thought the vitamin drink actually got them pregnant instead of preparing them for it? I still think semen makes marginally more sense as it at least has genetic material. Even if it's from another species. And taken orally. By a male. What? No. How is that what you took away? Choco1980 posted:Even if the vitamin explanation has any truth to it, why the hell would Liz keep it in a coffee cup, and on the table she's examining the Garf? She was out of half-and-half.
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Apr 23, 2018 02:25
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oldpainless posted:Hell yeah More like oldtasteless!
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Apr 23, 2018 02:56
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doverhog posted:oldmorallyineptless C'mon you had oldshameless right there
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Apr 23, 2018 03:12
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It's not like dog cum is any grosser than human cum
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Apr 23, 2018 03:35
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Comptroll The Forums posted:It's not like dog cum is any grosser than human cum Did you research that yourself?
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Apr 23, 2018 03:42
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It was my doctoral thesis!
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Apr 23, 2018 03:48
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Comptroll The Forums posted:It's not like dog cum is any grosser than human cum ___________________________/ 
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Apr 23, 2018 04:26
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Comptroll The Forums posted:It's not like dog cum is any grosser than human cum This really is a question for someone who partakes in both.
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Apr 23, 2018 04:28
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Comptroll The Forums posted:It was my doctoral thesis! I'm glad your passion project was able to advance science, Doctor. 
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Apr 23, 2018 04:50
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Guy Mann posted:Polygon's already on the case https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeKocEBe_ps Macdeo Lurjtux posted:"I deal in pro-pain and pro-pain accessories."
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Apr 23, 2018 06:43
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fruit on the bottom posted:The official Davis explanation is that back during his formative years on the farm, there would be this drink you would give to pregnant cows to ensure they’d have all the right nutrients and without doing any research he assumed there would be some equivalent for dogs. Why it was in a coffee mug remains a mystery. That's somewhat dumber than simply saying "Liz was winding Jon up, because he's a dope who picks up random mugs in a vet's surgery and drinks from them".
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Apr 23, 2018 08:23
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The dog cum strip is so great because no explanation makes any sense at all.
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Apr 23, 2018 09:01
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Cow Tools But It's Dog Cum
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Apr 23, 2018 09:25
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Zokari posted:The dog cum strip is so great because no explanation makes any sense at all. Quite the opposite. Every explanation makes sense.
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Apr 23, 2018 10:41
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To be honest I thought generic fertility drugs first time I read as well and I'm vaguely surprised no one else did apparently. Does nobody remember the episode of the Simpsons where Apu's wife overdosed and had octuplets?
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Apr 23, 2018 10:45
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Out of my way, I'm a Dogtor
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Apr 23, 2018 10:57
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You loving idiots. The punchline is that Garfield hates puppies.
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doverhog posted:oldmorallyineptless Best one in a while imo.
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Apr 23, 2018 13:50
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Now discuss the one where Jon has a vibrator up his rear end
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Apr 23, 2018 15:35
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Caufman posted:There is no distinction to be made between the mouth and the anus. It is all one hole. theres actually zero difference between in & out holes. you imbecile. you loving moron
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Apr 23, 2018 15:49
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:theres actually zero difference between in & out holes. you imbecile. you loving moron Nice language. Do you kiss your mother with that rear end in a top hat?
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Apr 23, 2018 16:00
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spog posted:Nice language. Do you kiss your mother with that rear end in a top hat?  all three of them!
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Apr 23, 2018 16:08
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fool_of_sound posted:Now discuss the one where Jon has a vibrator up his rear end That's actually all of them.
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Apr 23, 2018 16:54
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:no, but I've certainly kissed your mother on the mouth How can you have three mothers?
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Apr 23, 2018 18:03
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Outrail posted:How can you have three mothers?
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Apr 23, 2018 18:05
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Outrail posted:How can you have three mothers? Dario Argento may have some thoughts on this
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Apr 23, 2018 18:19
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fool_of_sound posted:Now discuss the one where Jon has a vibrator up his rear end Or this one 
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Apr 23, 2018 20:36
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Garfield was a mistake.
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Apr 23, 2018 21:19
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fruit on the bottom posted:Or this one  I've never seen that one. That's... that's an edit. Right?
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Apr 23, 2018 21:20
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fruit on the bottom posted:Or this one 
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Apr 23, 2018 21:22
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Marta Velasquez posted:
bad news it’s real
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Apr 23, 2018 21:40
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what the gently caress lmao
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Jim Davis is a) very loving bored of Garfield and b) a lot goonier than anyone would have ever assumed Like, keep in mind he really likes Garfield Minus Garfield and went out of his way to officially authorize the book collection (and even contributed some edits of his own to it), dude's got a pretty edgy sense of humor for what he's spent most of his life on
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