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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
My wife and I just spent the last 10 minutes debating whether the Browns from last year or the Reds from this year are worse.

My stance is that the Browns appeared to be competitive in more of their games.

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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Eifert Posting posted:

My wife and I just spent the last 10 minutes debating whether the Browns from last year or the Reds from this year are worse.

My stance is that the Browns appeared to be competitive in more of their games.

Isn't it umm early to condemn a baseball team?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Flikken posted:

Isn't it umm early to condemn a baseball team?

Probably...unless it's the Marlins

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
The horsecollar is no longer at lambeau, which is a shame, because I would devour one right now

Solanumai
Mar 26, 2006

It's shrine maiden, not shrine maid!

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I would eat the gently caress out of that cheese drenched kielbasa monstrosity.

Same. Probably not even feel ashamed of myself afterwards.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Finally, a realistic mock draft


https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2018/4/19/17257116/the-definitive-edsbs-nfl-mock-draft

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I fell for this.

https://twitter.com/news4buffalo/status/464564219888033795

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

I'm going to sue you and this twitter account for the aneurysm I just had.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

whypick1 posted:

Probably...unless it's the Marlins

The Reds are 2 games worse than the Marlins right now though

I can't wait to get massacred in New England to open the season even with Deshaun back

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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fast cars loose anus posted:

The Reds are 2 games worse than the Marlins right now though

I can't wait to get massacred in New England to open the season even with Deshaun back

It's not going to be a massacre. Watson played in Foxboro with, like, a week and a half of being the starter for the Texans and nearly won the game.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Chichevache posted:

It happened to Philly and they won the Super Bowl.
Yes but Philly didn't ask for it...

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

Edward Mass posted:

It's not going to be a massacre. Watson played in Foxboro with, like, a week and a half of being the starter for the Texans and nearly won the game.

Yes but this feels like the sort of situation the Texans turn in a dud. I'd be more than happy to be wrong.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Really, determining results for games to be played 4+ months out is kind of dumb, especially before the draft.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Yes but Philly didn't ask for it...

We did say we'd do anything for a super bowl

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Yes but Philly didn't ask for it...

I dunno, did you see the way they were dressed?

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Feb 2, 2009



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Fly Eagles Fly


YOLOsubmarine posted:

I would eat the gently caress out of that cheese drenched kielbasa monstrosity.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Hell, same, just not in a stadium seat during a loving football game.

Unwieldy food in stadium environments is no bueno.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Flikken posted:

Isn't it umm early to condemn a baseball team?

*looks at Reds' record* nope

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

CyberPingu posted:

We did say we'd do anything for a super bowl
Hah, fair enough.

Chichevache posted:

I dunno, did you see the way they were dressed?
:stonklol:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
You guys are awfully liberal with the terms "baseball" and "team."

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

What the hell happened to Mariota in 2017 anyway

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
The Jags now have a dog park at the stadium.

The Jags are now my favorite team.

Go Jags.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

What the hell happened to Mariota in 2017 anyway

He played through injuries, his #1 wide receiver was Rishard Matthews and his OC was Terry Robiskie.

Also DeMarco Murray turned into a pumpkin but they kept starting him over Derrick Henry anyway.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

What the hell happened to Mariota in 2017 anyway

Got hurt like week 3 and Terri Robeski is the worst play designer in the world and the line regressed a tad so the running game wasn't as good (this isn't an excuse for Murray he was also bad)

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Mariota will be a bottom 15 QB this year, don't @ me

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Metapod posted:

Got hurt like week 3 and Terri Robeski is the worst play designer in the world and the line regressed a tad so the running game wasn't as good (this isn't an excuse for Murray he was also bad)

lol I forgot you guys signed Robiskie to be your OC. Did the Tits fire him after last year? Dude needs to stay a WR coach at most...

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

weird Asian candy posted:

lol I forgot you guys signed Robiskie to be your OC. Did the Tits fire him after last year? Dude needs to stay a WR coach at most...

yeah they have the Rams' OC now

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

DariusLikewise posted:

Mariota will be a bottom 15 QB this year, don't @ me

Jameis will be a Top 15 @ me all you want I dont have Twitter :colbert:

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Oh hell yes!

https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/988425648959098881

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Owns

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Joey Freshwater posted:

Jameis will be a Top 15 @ me all you want I dont have Twitter :colbert:

I believe he'll be top 10 if you guys get a good RB.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Also a Chimp will spell out the Browns #1 pick with feces.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

:parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Afterbirth Aftermath
Aug 29, 2002
3rd day picks should be real-life mascot delivery required.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
I will crack the gently caress up if that drat parrot leaks the pick.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

weird Asian candy posted:

lol I forgot you guys signed Robiskie to be your OC. Did the Tits fire him after last year? Dude needs to stay a WR coach at most...

The titans have a new coaching staff

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

weird Asian candy posted:

lol I forgot you guys signed Robiskie to be your OC. Did the Tits fire him after last year? Dude needs to stay a WR coach at most...

Yeah, way better offensive coordinator now. (And way worse defensive coordinator than before.)

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

pubic works project posted:

I will crack the gently caress up if that drat parrot leaks the pick.
Wasn't the no leak thing just for the first two days or something?

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Fifty Three posted:

Wasn't the no leak thing just for the first two days or something?

Yeah it is.

I'm just picturing a parrot actually announcing the pick and training on what to say. Then repeating it over and over and over the day before and leaking it.

Don't take this away from me. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Afterbirth Aftermath posted:

3rd day picks should be real-life mascot delivery required.

Well you can expect Eric Berry to be a no-show to that. I don't foooo with no horse draft, bro

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