Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


Last year:

Goodell: “With the 59th pick in the 2017 NFL draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers pick...”


Parrot: *squak* “ROBERTO AGUAYO” *squak*


GM: “...poo poo no wait, that’s not what he was supposed to say!”

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Afterbirth Aftermath posted:

3rd day picks should be real-life mascot delivery required.

Brown's bulldog shits on the field delivering each pick.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Hey, I can't find this Paully Wanna guy in any of the draft guides

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

cowboys will deliver draft picks via smoke signals from randy gregory

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
The parrot thing sounds like a fun gimmick for the first 2 late round picks or so then incredibly annoying after it delays the Bucs 7th round pick by like 35 minutes after the cannon accidentally goes off and scares the parrot away.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Do they have multiple parrots in case their guy gets drafted the pick before

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Looks like it's only for the 4th round pick.

https://twitter.com/Buccaneers/status/988478237939466240

Would be funny if they traded out of the 4th round.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

pubic works project posted:

I will crack the gently caress up if that drat parrot leaks the pick.

Want whoever is selected to be a hall of famer so his draft video forever includes the parrot.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I was trying to think of how the 49ers would do it and panning for gold and the gold is actually the pick would be pretty neato burrito


Seahawks could raise the 12 flag with the pick on it.


The Cardinals could trade their pick for a 35 year old.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
https://twitter.com/pftcommenter/status/988482127133061121?s=21

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
I have an assignment for my college Nutrition class to make an informative ad for a healthy food.

So I did this.

https://imgur.com/gallery/aIbDEyx

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
now I want a sweet potato pie

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



That better get an A+

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

sweet potatoes are gross and don't even get me started on sweet potato fries.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

kiimo posted:

sweet potatoes are gross and don't even get me started on sweet potato fries.

I like baked sweet potatoes with a little bit of cinnamon. I'm not a big fan of sweet potatoes fries though.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

kiimo posted:

sweet potatoes are gross and don't even get me started on sweet potato fries.

Correct take

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
What the gently caress?

Very bad takes

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Spoeank posted:

I was trying to think of how the 49ers would do it and panning for gold and the gold is actually the pick would be pretty neato burrito


Seahawks could raise the 12 flag with the pick on it.


The Cardinals could trade their pick for a 35 year old.

Rams is just a male sheep yelling for 5 minutes then it cuts to Les Snead and he clears his throat and reads the pick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj4H2-wYiOs

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
The Saints pick will be announced by God himself.

SundayMoney
Feb 21, 2006

The face of the new economy

Silly Burrito posted:

The Saints pick will be announced by God himself.

Anthony Davis???

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

89 posted:

I have an assignment for my college Nutrition class to make an informative ad for a healthy food.

So I did this.

https://imgur.com/gallery/aIbDEyx


Beautiful. Whose head is that on the sweet potatoes? lmao

Play fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Apr 23, 2018

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

89 posted:

I have an assignment for my college Nutrition class to make an informative ad for a healthy food.

So I did this.

https://imgur.com/gallery/aIbDEyx


too busy

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010

89 posted:

I have an assignment for my college Nutrition class to make an informative ad for a healthy food.

So I did this.

https://imgur.com/gallery/aIbDEyx


I hope you get a big D.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

wandler20 posted:

Looks like it's only for the 4th round pick.

https://twitter.com/Buccaneers/status/988478237939466240

Would be funny if they traded out of the 4th round.

That parrot lady looks like Jenna Marbles

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/988497854313492485

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
No loving way

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

kiimo posted:

sweet potatoes are gross and don't even get me started on sweet potato fries.

Pats fan spotted

Play posted:

Beautiful. Whose head is that on the sweet potatoes? lmao

Ric Flair

Eltoasto posted:

That better get an A+

Nah, needs more pluses:

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Apr 23, 2018

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


when does Gruden bring Bill Romanowski out of retirement

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Afterbirth Aftermath posted:

3rd day picks should be real-life mascot delivery required.

Significant delays on the announcement of the Jets fourth round pick as their sky writer realizes he doesn't know how to spell the player's name halfway through his writing.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

DariusLikewise posted:

Rams is just a male sheep yelling for 5 minutes then it cuts to Les Snead and he clears his throat and reads the pick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj4H2-wYiOs

alternately Les Snead preening his hair to be just right then reading the pick at the last second.

kiimo posted:

sweet potatoes are gross and don't even get me started on sweet potato fries.

my man

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

:ohdear:
https://twitter.com/ScottyWK/status/988407471734755331

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Domestic vilance again

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The Cowboys obvious juice monster beats his girlfriend? I am shocked by this event which has never occurred before. :geno:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I think if you’re going to make allegations that can ruin a career, the crying Jordan meme is not something to also use.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Edward Mass posted:

I think if you’re going to make allegations that can ruin a career, the crying Jordan meme is not something to also use.

on the other hand, lol

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
I just want to like a young player on my dumb team

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

DariusLikewise posted:

Rams is just a male sheep yelling for 5 minutes then it cuts to Les Snead and he clears his throat and reads the pick

Nah, Snead would totally slit that ram’s throat and read the pick from its entrails.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Its Rinaldo posted:

That parrot lady looks like Jenna Marbles Maroney

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Tom Sellout posted:

I just want to like a young player on my dumb team

dont call my team dumb :colbert:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
I might be being really dense here. But something occurred to me with this Kaepernick thing. If some owners are "blackballing" him (I doubt every owner is doing this as their are some teams that legit so not need him on the roster) then in order to shut down his case why doesn't one of those teams bite the bullet then cut him for "underperforming" or whatever?

I get they are concerned about the "negative image" but hypothetically if he does win this case (which is a small chance). The costs incurred from that would be far greater than just paying him off for a year

  • Locked thread