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twoday
May 4, 2005



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Sep 7, 2014

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pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
I never really noticed how much Lovecraft had that Innsmouth Look going on.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

pseudosavior posted:

I never really noticed how much Lovecraft had that Innsmouth Look going on.

Innsmouth the tale about how some people unwittingly have blood of horrible hellmonsters and nothing they do will change that after discovering he had some whatever race he hated (all of them) blood in him

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Calaveron posted:

Innsmouth the tale about how some people unwittingly have blood of horrible hellmonsters and nothing they do will change that after discovering he had some whatever race he hated (all of them) blood in him

Jews. It was about the Jews.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Calaveron posted:

Innsmouth the tale about how some people unwittingly have blood of horrible hellmonsters and nothing they do will change that after discovering he had some whatever race he hated (all of them) blood in him

He actually came from a race of horrible thin-waisted creatures who would subjugate a similar looking species and use their labor to benefit themselves.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

MariusLecter posted:

Jews. It was about the Jews.

No, he had a nervous breakdown about being part Welsh.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Up until the early 1900's, Columbia was the most popular avatar of America, and Hail, Columbia, was our anthem. Basically America-chan. loving Uncle Sam and the Star Spangled Banner ruined everything and nobody even knows about her these days even though we spent more than half of our life as a nation with her as our symbol.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
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FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.


Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
"I deal in pro-pain and pro-pain accessories."

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

"I deal in pro-pain and pro-pain accessories."

:emptyquote:

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

"I deal in pro-pain and pro-pain accessories."

:drat:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

"I deal in pro-pain and pro-pain accessories."

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

"I deal in pro-pain and pro-pain accessories."

:golfclap:

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk


dreads are gross and ugly

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Fartbox posted:

dreads are gross and ugly

Spoken like someone whose never seen well taken care of dreads.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Zipperelli. posted:

Spoken like someone whose never seen well taken care of dreads.

So....hair?

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Even the most beautiful dreads are still gross logs of hair hanging off ur scalp. It's bad

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Dreads belong 'down there'.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

axolotl farmer posted:

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Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

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Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Because I've seen a lot of coworkers lately not understand how to load a dishwaser:

DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 17:07 on Apr 23, 2018

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Fartbox posted:

Even the most beautiful dreads are still gross logs of hair hanging off ur scalp. It's bad

Do you have binders full of black friends?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Because I've seen a lot of coworkers lately not understand how to load a dishwaser:


Please don't post Crowder memes in which Crowder is right, thanks.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

SpacePig posted:

Please don't post Crowder memes in which Crowder is right, thanks.

He didn't though :confused:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Zipperelli. posted:

Spoken like someone whose never seen well taken care of dreads.


anonumos posted:

Do you have binders full of black friends?

I'm almost sure the original image was supposed to be making fun of White People With Dreads™, which already is a can of worms - Cultural Appropriation and such - but now it got turned into an entirely different, but still racist, take.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Fartbox posted:

Even the most beautiful dreads are still gross logs of hair hanging off ur scalp. It's bad

Lots of black people have hair that naturally forms dreads no matter how often they wash it. So, uhhh....

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/i3RKINj.mp4

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen
I once saw a white woman with orange dreadlocks walking around Portland and it looked like she had carrots for hair. That’s my “White people with dreadlocks story” thanks for listening.


Jaguars are truly S-tier.
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Sep 7, 2014

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Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

china bot posted:

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Couldn't be, Jag's too lean.

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Sep 7, 2014

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Poops Mcgoots posted:

Couldn't be, Jag's too lean.

not for long

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Android Apocalypse posted:

I once saw a white woman with orange dreadlocks walking around Portland and it looked like she had carrots for hair. That’s my “White people with dreadlocks story” thanks for listening.

i'm just gonna repost this one

Sagebrush posted:

when my sister was in high school she had a friend with dreadlocks (white girl) who developed a persistent cough. after several months of having this cough that never seemed to go away, she went to the doctor. the doctor took her history, did some basic examinations, said "i think i know what's going on, hang on" and cut off one of her dreds with a pair of scissors, split it open, and goes "yep, i was right, i've seen this a few times".

turns out the girl had been washing her dreadlocked hair too frequently and not drying it properly, so the matted core of each dred was staying constantly moist, and beyond the outer eighth-inch or so of hair, each one was filled with a colony of black mold. the cough was from constantly inhaling mold spores coming off her own hair.

and that's what I know about white people and dreds

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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Illegal Hen

I love it when memes cross-breed.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Sagebrush posted:

:words:black mold colony in hair:words:

AAAAaaaahhhh :gonk:

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Who What Now posted:

Lots of black people have hair that naturally forms dreads no matter how often they wash it. So, uhhh....

Lots of white people have red gross hair as well. They're still gingers and they're still gross

dont make this about race

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Agent355
Jul 26, 2011


Who What Now posted:

Lots of black people have hair that naturally forms dreads no matter how often they wash it. So, uhhh....

Their hair naturally braids itself? Like I'm really curious what you think dreadlocks are. I mean dreadlocks are functionally 'controlled hair matting' and you don't just 'naturally' get matted hair unless you don't wash it (or treat it with something to induce matting). Nobody just has hair grow matted.

Agent355 has a new favorite as of 22:18 on Apr 23, 2018

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