Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

a7m2 posted:

I like the light show.

Also, Macau sucks.

There’s good food in Macau, the cobble streets are nice to walk around and the history museum kicks rear end.

The light show is really garbage and I see it from my old house every night it’s over rated.

If you guys want sky like views from a sky palace hit me up

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
Well we survived the flights and immigration and customs and the subway and made it to Shanghai without a hitch. Got the phone running on wifi here at the airbnb with Express VPN, everything works, Pleco and Google translate are really cool. You can use Google translate offline now, too. Thanks everybody for all your help!

What's the deal with registering at the police station? Is it as mandatory as it sounds?

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

a7m2 posted:

I like the light show.

Also, Macau sucks.

There’s good food in Macau, the cobble streets are nice to walk around and the history museum kicks rear end.

The light show is really garbage and I see it from my old house every night it’s over rated.

If you guys want sky like views from a sky palace hit me up

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Stalizard posted:

Well we survived the flights and immigration and customs and the subway and made it to Shanghai without a hitch. Got the phone running on wifi here at the airbnb with Express VPN, everything works, Pleco and Google translate are really cool. You can use Google translate offline now, too. Thanks everybody for all your help!

What's the deal with registering at the police station? Is it as mandatory as it sounds?

Your hotel should do the registration for you. Don’t worry too much about it, especially as a tourist

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Stalizard posted:

Well we survived the flights and immigration and customs and the subway and made it to Shanghai without a hitch. Got the phone running on wifi here at the airbnb with Express VPN, everything works, Pleco and Google translate are really cool. You can use Google translate offline now, too. Thanks everybody for all your help!

What's the deal with registering at the police station? Is it as mandatory as it sounds?


caberham posted:

Your hotel should do the registration for you. Don’t worry too much about it, especially as a tourist

Uh... he's at an airbnb not a hotel

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Yeah if you ever want to come back do the registration thing. You'll need the docs from the rental folks too.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Caveat, I had a few drinks at the Intercontinental before the laser show so maybe thats why I enjoyed it more.

Well really I think it's worth going there for a drink just to take in the skyline. Laser show or not.

For Macau, the Grand Lisboa lobby has some amazig art.

I like casinos too a so ymmv.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Thanks for the info goons — helps me out considering how late I’ve planned this out. Got my WeChat action going, PM me with your details if you want to meet up or something. I’m down for cocktails and sweet views, lasers or no lasers. (Though, having done some laser art before, it could be cool.)

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
Stupid question: where do my pants go when I'm using a squatty potty. Around my ankles? But won't they get all gross from the floor? What's the pro move here?

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here
poo poo on the street.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Stringent posted:

poo poo on the street.

This.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Stalizard posted:

Stupid question: where do my pants go when I'm using a squatty potty. Around my ankles? But won't they get all gross from the floor? What's the pro move here?

You take them fully off and hang them on the little coat hanger hook in the stall

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Stalizard posted:

Stupid question: where do my pants go when I'm using a squatty potty. Around my ankles? But won't they get all gross from the floor? What's the pro move here?

On your head!

pull your pants down to just above or below your knees, depending on what's easiest for you. then RELEASE

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

fart simpson posted:

You take them fully off and hang them on the little coat hanger hook in the stall

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

*bursts in from the SEA thread*

dont wear pants

*buttwalks away*

bad day
Mar 26, 2012

by VideoGames
Down to your knees but not below as you don’t want to get any pee pee on them, unless you do.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
I put them on my head even when sitting on a normal toilet. I pretend I am a jester.

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

fart simpson posted:

You take them fully off and hang them on the little coat hanger hook in the stall

I literally do this sometimes

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here
Not often enough by the smell of you.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I've been in Asia almost eight years and have never used a squatter.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Grand Fromage posted:

I've been in Asia almost eight years and have never used a squatter.

You did so pee in them!

Minus1Minus1
Apr 26, 2004

Azula always lies

Grand Fromage posted:

I've been in Asia almost eight years and have never used a squatter.

There is something to be said for strategic evacuations.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

You did so pee in them!

This is true. I have never squatted in a squatter, to be specific. I have peed in many.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Grand Fromage posted:

This is true. I have never squatted in a squatter, to be specific. I have peed in many.

I forgot, um, you are a boy.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


I threw up in a squatter and it did not control the splash well.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

peanut posted:

I threw up in a squatter and it did not control the splash well.

lol

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Mar 23, 2021

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

I threw up in a squatter once and I think I stuck the landing pretty well.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
y'all have crazy good throw up game, when I throw up it's usually like "hey im not feeling too BLAGGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

though nothing nearly as bad as the Worst Expat I've Ever Met™, who literally projectile vomited all over me and my buddy at the bar when we were on our first beers

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

peanut posted:

I threw up in a squatter and it did not control the splash well.

:same:

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

fart simpson posted:

I threw up in a squatter once and I think I stuck the landing pretty well.

don't squat and post

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

The Great Autismo! posted:

though nothing nearly as bad as the Worst Expat I've Ever Met™, who literally projectile vomited all over me and my buddy at the bar when we were on our first beers

Thank you for attending my wedding.

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
mission accomplished

but I did have to take em all the way off

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Hey guys should I work for 11 RMB an hour?

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

peanut posted:

I threw up in a squatter and it did not control the splash well.

I may have come in right after... I once saw the aftermath someone had done this in a big fancy restaurant with the tiniest, most crowded bathroom ever and no door on the stalls

To be fair I saw the best public bathroom I've ever seen in China too, but it was not a squatter, had dozens of stalls and waterfalls and bridges and trees and stuff.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

caberham posted:

Hey guys should I work for 11 RMB an hour?

hey man I pay you at least 200 for 30 mins of hard sweaty work

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible
quick public toilet story

i was in okinawa and being Japan all the public toilets are immaculate

with the exception of this one public restroom at a tourist attraction visited almost exclusively by buses full of chinese people

every centimeter of tile flooring was covered in piss, smelled terrible, and there was garbage all over the floor or on the ground outside

basically, chinese people are The Zerg and human poo poo/piss/trash are the Creep they need for foundation
http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Creep

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

LentThem posted:

quick public toilet story

i was in okinawa and being Japan all the public toilets are immaculate

with the exception of this one public restroom at a tourist attraction visited almost exclusively by buses full of chinese people

every centimeter of tile flooring was covered in piss, smelled terrible, and there was garbage all over the floor or on the ground outside

basically, chinese people are The Zerg and human poo poo/piss/trash are the Creep they need for foundation
http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Creep

thanks for sharing

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

LentThem posted:

every centimeter of tile flooring was covered in piss, smelled terrible, and there was garbage all over the floor or on the ground outside

don't doxx me

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

The Great Autismo! posted:

thanks for sharing

you should at least pretend like you know what starcraft is

it came out in the 90s

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply