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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

El Roncho posted:

Paging Captain Log. Fedor Emelianenko is fighting Chael Sonnen.

: runs in, wheezing :

Guys! Guys! I have the GREATEST news!

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Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

coconono posted:

Mir shoulda have stuck to the chemical regime he had in UFC when he racked up a nice run little run into the JDS title fight.

I think a big part of it was being 6 years younger.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
Fedor beat Mir exactly how Hendo finished him ahahaha

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Nice work mister fedor. mir looks kind of creepy with that body so he had to be defeated

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
First off, I stand behind everything in my OP. I would still take even odds on Frank Mir over anyone else in MMA for a fight held tomorrow.

Now, the aftermath...

I think Frank Mir can benefit greatly from the loss. He disliked the idolization associated with his "perfect" Bellator record, and may be more likely to fight and train relaxed and happy now that expectations have been tempered. This may even loosen things up enough to get him some UFC fights after his Bellator deal is up, but that's a long shot, as it would almost certainly preclude him from fighting MMA for M-1.

Mir wasn't overwhelmed or outclassed; he was outsmarted because he made a blatant error in judgment. He will learn to respect boxing more and move on. Prior to the sub he looked as sharp and quick as ever. I still expect big victories from him in the future.

He was honorable in defeat, calm & collected, and stayed true to his principles (I ran into Forest Whitaker after the fight, and he said as much). Even Mir's collapse was measured; it wasn't a panicky flutter, just a single firm slump saying "checkmate." I respect him more than ever.

Fight Notes

Watching Frank Mir lose was an intense experience. When he was first hip tossed, I thought "this is the Frank Mir magic, he's going to roll out or rip out of it", but the second time he fell alarmed me, and as soon as Fedor secured position, my stomach started sinking.

Every second of the knock out stole air from Frank and the entire arena. As the crowd grew quieter, Frank's head grew stiller, and a sense of shock began to build. Then, in one of my biggest "I don't believe my eyes" moments ever, he was stopped, and the heavily pro-Mir crowd roared a mix of disbelief, amazement, anguish.

Fight Notes Etc.

1. Walking out, a lone voice wailed above the murmur: "Frank, why did you have to LOOOOOOOOSE?" It was cathartic, and permitted me the first full exhalation since Frank had fallen unconscious.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Took me way too long to realise what I was reading. Lol.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Looking forward to seeing Fedor vs Robert Mueller in the finals.

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


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Fedor is the greatest heavyweight of all time period end of question.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Heavy weights really need to stop fighting when their chin goes, but they won't loving listen and it's heart breaking.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

willie_dee posted:

Heavy weights really need to stop fighting when their chin goes, but they won't loving listen and it's heart breaking.

Fedor's one inch shovel punch would've nuked anyone bro.

I for one am fine living in a world where Fabio Maldonado is objectively a better fighter than Frank Mir.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

willie_dee posted:

Heavy weights really need to stop fighting when their chin goes, but they won't loving listen and it's heart breaking.

it's always chinny in frankmirdelphia

am0kgonzo
Jun 18, 2010

Triticum Guzzler posted:

it's always chinny in frankmirdelphia

Yeah, he always was a glass cannon.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
James Thompson vs Frank Mir?

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Has the FBI arrested Fedor yet

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


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It's 100% legfal to kill frank mir.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Bluedeanie posted:

Has the FBI arrested Fedor yet

It's more embarrassing to him to wait until after Chael beats him, so that'll happen

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Frank would've gotten back up but he was pinned under the weight of his back tattoo.

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
As someone who's fought both Fedor and Chael I've got to say that Chael just doesn't have the strength in his tiny body to muscle Fedor around. Props to the "original gangster" but I think "The Last Emperor" Takes this one.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

El Roncho posted:

Frank would've gotten back up but he was pinned under the weight of his back tattoo.

the things we own end up owning us

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
I've cancelled my appointment with skin deep and am now looking into Russian Orthodox churches near me.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
We're rolling back to the old days when Sherdog would crash every time Fedor would fight.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/EricBurak/status/990616251092389889

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

Bluedeanie posted:

Has the FBI arrested Fedor yet

The FBI agents were at the fight, so I'm pretty sure they just used the ongoing Trump/Russia investigation to get some free tickets.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

huh, I wonder what Matt Mitrione is up to

https://twitter.com/mattmitrione/status/990950586303557632

oh

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
fatt shitrihorny

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
BARUTO wants to become president of Estonia. Good luck, big guy.

https://twitter.com/SumoFollower/status/990586372443566080?s=19

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

Triticum Guzzler posted:

fatt shitrihorny

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Dr. Abysmal posted:

We're rolling back to the old days when Sherdog would crash every time Fedor would fight.

There's already half a dozen unironic 'Fedor would murk the whole top 10' and 'it was great to witness greatness again' threads. One fight removed from losing to a guy who is objectively worse than Cheick Kongo.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Are there betting lines yet for Sonnen/Fedor?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


LobsterMobster posted:

BARUTO wants to become president of Estonia. Good luck, big guy.

https://twitter.com/SumoFollower/status/990586372443566080?s=19

If he succeeds, it will mean that the president of Estonia is a live-action gay Canadian anime.

Go for it.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Mr. Nice! posted:

Are there betting lines yet for Sonnen/Fedor?

not yet

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

: nervously fidgets :

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Sonnen/Fedor is one of those fights where I do not believe it will happen until they are both locked in the cage. Not in a negative way, mind you, but because it will be EPIC.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

this is pretty anodyne. now if you'd turned up Matt Mitrione commenting on porn tube videos about how beautiful a girl is and how the guy in the video isn't loving her right...

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Neurosis posted:

this is pretty anodyne. now if you'd turned up Matt Mitrione commenting on porn tube videos about how beautiful a girl is and how the guy in the video isn't loving her right...

I like that Matt Mitrione is a normal meathead instead of the 2am groundbeef fuckin or smoking poo poo out of lightbulbs meatheads that MMA tends to attract.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Snowman_McK posted:

There's already half a dozen unironic 'Fedor would murk the whole top 10' and 'it was great to witness greatness again' threads. One fight removed from losing to a guy who is objectively worse than Cheick Kongo.

I was bored the other night and curious about the last time that Fedor had a good win.

The last time he beat an opponent who was coming off of a win over someone with a wikipedia page was Pedro Rizzo in 2012, but Rizzo's win was over Ken Shamrock so gently caress counting that (Shamrock was coming off of a win which followed a 5-fight skid, but that win was against a fat guy who literally died of a heart attack in the next year, and Shamrock managed to test positive in a loving Fresno "War Gods" fight). The next most recent was Brett Rogers in 2009.

The last time he beat an opponent coming off of two consecutive wins over opponents with wikipedia pages was Arlovski in 2009. Before that it was Nogueira in 2004.

Cro cop in 2005 is an awkward case here, as he was on a long win streak when they fought. But Cro Cop was also crushing cans. If we admit Cro Cop, Fedor has in the last 14 years 3 wins over proper opponents, and I'm using a pretty generous definition to identify those opponents.

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


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If we admit that crocop, big nog, and mark hunt actually suck rear end then fedors resume looks fairly bad. Interesting.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



But seriously how the hell is there any way Chael actually beats him? This should be like the bones or rashad fight but much much worse.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Matt Lindland posted:

If we admit that crocop, big nog, and mark hunt actually suck rear end then fedors resume looks fairly bad. Interesting.

I guess you're the only legitimate challenge he's faced.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Heavyweight's such a statistical shitshow that its pointless to try and qualify the best of the bunch.

root for who you like, they're all equally good and equally terrible.

I like Fedor's patience in the pocket but I felt sometimes he's too content to ride it out instead of pushing the fight. That match against Monson where he did the bare minimum to secure a victory is a prime example. The Ishii fight would have been another decision fight but Ishii practically giftwrapped his chin.

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